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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
Did the letter come from Canada by any chance?? :P

Yessssssss.... . .. ..G Pizzle.........sounds absolutely like somefin our PeOter, Grand Master Pizzle Peddler, would suggest........

I am sure we get them here........but.....what are they called?

Plantar warts. Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.......

I must say I remain very disappointed that there was not rubbing of spices onto those migrant workers, just flinging of such into their eyes....... :lol:


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies---big big news! I might be heading to FL in November to a meeting and this hotel is beach front on a private beach!!!! How awesome is that?????

jerseyangel Proficient
Sillies---big big news! I might be heading to FL in November to a meeting and this hotel is beach front on a private beach!!!! How awesome is that?????

Pretty doggone awsome!! :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Sillies---big big news! I might be heading to FL in November to a meeting and this hotel is beach front on a private beach!!!! How awesome is that?????

perks of the job.........sounds wonderful Amanda...in cold weather time in PA too.

win win....

elye Community Regular

Yay, Amanda!!

We'll meet ya there!! ;):lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Yay, Amanda!!

We'll meet ya there!! ;):lol:

I can fit in yer suitcase..... really.........

Mtndog Collaborator

Oh my GAWDDDDDDD....Kurt has just gotten me addicted to Open Original Shared Link

Many poop references :lol: :lol:


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My sillies can all come along it is at this Marriott on Harbor beach or something in Ft Lauderdale! Not too shabby. I think my sister Carrie wants to go. I was checking ticket prices on Southwest and I can get tickets 79-99 one way which is a steal :):):)

elye Community Regular

Hey! I wonder how Janet managed at her first day with other people's kids..... . ....

I wonder if she got a new toaster on time....and what sound it makes.

I think one should be able to purchase a toaster that produces a sound like a phart - - something handy on which to blame that errant escapee.... .. . .it would give the dog a break....... :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

An eight-seater........... .. . ..

We'll have to go in in shifts.

curlyfries Contributor
Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Hi Emily.........you look a little lonely here in Sillyville today. If I didn't know better, I'd think you were talking to yerself! :P

Congrats on the hot tub! Maybe if we invite Edna and Sven, we can get a couple more people in!

Edna's been a pain at my house....... Sven seems to be on vacation.

psawyer Proficient

Just pooping by for a quick hello. I've been reading, so I'm up to date, just haven't posted in a while.

curlyfries Contributor

OK.......guess now I'M the one talkin to meself........ <_< ................hello?...............I'm all alone..............I'm skeered........... :ph34r:

psawyer Proficient

We are not alone... :unsure:

curlyfries Contributor
Just pooping by for a quick hello. I've been reading, so I'm up to date, just haven't posted in a while.

aaaaaaaand.......he's gone again..........drive-by poop in :huh:

curlyfries Contributor
We are not alone... :unsure:

Aren't you the sneaky one.........can never tell when you're around ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

An eight-seater........... .. . ..

We'll have to go in in shifts.

Ohhhh hot tub hot tub!!!!!! I am so there!

psawyer Proficient
Aren't you the sneaky one.........can never tell when you're around ;)

Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover. :ph34r:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Oh my GAWDDDDDDD....Kurt has just gotten me addicted to Open Original Shared LinkMany poop references :lol::lol:

The one you linked was gone but looked at one that had Triumph doing the weather was that the one?

Heyyyyyy, Sillies!Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

Ah your soooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky........i've always wanted one :( happy for you tho

Just pooping by for a quick hello. I've been reading, so I'm up to date, just haven't posted in a while.

you've been missed my friend

OK.......guess now I'M the one talkin to meself........ <_< ................hello?...............I'm all alone..............I'm skeered........... :ph34r:

:lol:

Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover. :ph34r:

you are the sneaky one Peter :lol: Glad you're watching over us and protecting us...........ah whew.......feel so safe now ;)B)

curlyfries Contributor
Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

Probably deleted something juicy before I got a chance to read it <_< ............some people just don't know how to play nice :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover. :ph34r:

See now . . . I consider this taunting . . . makes me want to know WHO and WHAT . . . and WHO??? I musta been a cat in a previous life . . . and curiousity killt me.

Long day . . . job part was phine . . . the rest of it had problems but I don't even want to think about it right now . . . and yes, daughter has a new toaster for breakfast. I will report how the dog handles it tomorrow.

Night All.

dollamasgetceliac? Explorer

You know who to vote for

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LL in '08 B)

jerseyangel Proficient
I was checking ticket prices on Southwest and I can get tickets 79-99 one way which is a steal :):):)

Wow--that does sound like a good deal!

I think one should be able to purchase a toaster that produces a sound like a phart

Hee! :lol: Can you imagine???? :lol:

Heyyyyyy, Sillies!

Put a down payment on a HOT TUB this afternoon.......... .. :)B)

An eight-seater........... .. . ..

We'll have to go in in shifts.

Woo-hoo!!! Hot tub par-tay at Em's!!!! B)

Edna's been a pain at my house....... Sven seems to be on vacation.

Mine too <_<

Just pooping by for a quick hello. I've been reading, so I'm up to date, just haven't posted in a while.

Quick hello back to ya PeOter! :D

We are not alone... :unsure:

I went to bed early last night.....who was lurking?

LL in '08 B)

:lol::lol: So that's where you've been, LL--out campaigning!

elye Community Regular

Morning, Sillies!

Yeah, a sneaky moderator. I set myself invisible this morning while looking into some dubious posts. I didn't want to be noticed by the members I was looking into. Hmm, two of them are now former members. Working along with another moderator, we deleted about 7 posts.

I am not hiding from the sillies, but I do sometimes work undercover. :ph34r:

PeOter!!!! I picture you in a dark overcoat....sunglasses....fedora pulled down over yer eyes......... . . .. :rolleyes:

Who on earth are these miscreants?? Classified information, to be sure.. .... . .....and we remain on a need-to-know status..... . . ....

Ah your soooooooooooooooooooooooooo lucky........i've always wanted one :( happy for you tho

Well, Judy, you just have to head on up here for the Psilly Hot Tub Gathering. We shall be the Sillietubbies........ . . . . . ..... :lol:

You know who to vote for

Open Original Shared Link

LL in '08 B)

Llama Lady!! :lol::lol: What a terrific thing...I've already sent it off to many. Thanks fer this!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Well, Judy, you just have to head on up here for the Psilly Hot Tub Gathering. We shall be the Sillietubbies........ . . . . . ..... :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!! I like it.

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