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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all

Well, we are all watching Texas with trepidation. . . . . . .Ike makes landfall this evening. I feel for all of those people who are suddenly forced to evacuate, not knowing to what they will return....... . .. :unsure:

we're tearing down our old deck and putting in a new one, incorporating the tub and the huge maple beside it (it will be coming out of a hole in the decking........spectacular! ....And weird, maybe? :huh: )..... ...... . .and it will canopy over the whole thing.

yes good luck anyone in Ike's path

the tree out of the deck sounds so cool.

love that

It is a rather gloomy day out today.....one of those stay in bed days.

yep a ucky day here too

what about the house we all oved with the garage?

is it still on your list?

<Note to self: must win lottery or find a rich relative to buy a 'winter home' somewhere hot >

me too :lol:

Sounds exciting, Em!! :D Any men wif ballcocks comin' to help?

Love that you're incorporating the tree!!! We will require a picture (or two) when it's all phinished. ;)

Ha patti and her 'ballcocks'

yes we want photos

have a good day everyone

Judy


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Mtndog Collaborator

Morning Psillies- Happy Phriday!!!!!! I kept trying to get on last night but our network was all messed up!!!!!!!

Scientists are quite capable of "whooping" and engaging in other expressions of merriment.

:lol: :lol:

Whhop on Jess, whoop on!!!!!!!!!!!

Good morning, Sillies!

Well, we are all watching Texas with trepidation. . . . . . .Ike makes landfall this evening. I feel for all of those people who are suddenly forced to evacuate, not knowing to what they will return....... . .. :unsure:

Jess! When you come up for our big Sillytubbie Party, you can show us some of this rumoured penchant that scientists have for bawdy, loud caterwauling. Everyone, we just may hear Jess whoop! :P:lol:

This hurricane season is already too scary :(

Em- That deck and tree and tub of hotness sounds divine!!!!!!! Fits 8 you say? ;)

Sounds exciting, Em!! :D Any men wif ballcocks comin' to help?

Love that you're incorporating the tree!!! We will require a picture (or two) when it's all phinished. ;)

Patti does LOVE her ballcocks!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jess! When you come up for our big Sillytubbie Party, you can show us some of this rumoured penchant that scientists have for bawdy, loud caterwauling. Everyone, we just may hear Jess whoop! :P:lol:

hmm....did not mean to suggest that glee-inducing events invoke "bawdy, loud caterwauling". A simple, short 'woohoo' of moderate volume is usually sufficient to express the wildness of the moment. Anything beyond that would require the addition of several liters of mojitos, preferably in pitcher form and distributed evenly amongst all participants.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Ball Cock!!!!!! Loven it!

Hurricane season is very scary this year. We are watching too. Its interesting....in a scary way.

I forget which house had the garage Judy....was that the Hershey one? When our loan came through, we found we had to lower our looking price a bit....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
hmm....did not mean to suggest that glee-inducing events invoke "bawdy, loud caterwauling". A simple, short 'woohoo' of moderate volume is usually sufficient to express the wildness of the moment. Anything beyond that would require the addition of several liters of mojitos, preferably in pitcher form and distributed evenly amongst all participants.

:lol: ...well yes, no need to get over excited

Can we do the several litREs of Mojitos thing as well??.....see how it pans out?? :unsure::lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ha patti and her 'ballcocks'

yes we want photos

What!!!???!!! photos of ballcocks!!??!!! . . . ummmmm, careful there . . . may result in scandalous avataring.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Some scientifical rapping and dancing . . . to help you figure out what they're doin' ove thar in Nikki's neck o' the woods.

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
What!!!???!!! photos of ballcocks!!??!!! . . . ummmmm, careful there . . . may result in scandalous avataring.

We would never do that would we?????? :P:P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Some scientifical rapping and dancing . . . to help you figure out what they're doin' ove thar in Nikki's neck o' the woods.

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:lol::lol::lol:

It's all clear now!!

'Dem scientists :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Some scientifical rapping and dancing . . . to help you figure out what they're doin' ove thar in Nikki's neck o' the woods.

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That was totally awesome. I'm sending that out to the lab.

This is what I do: Open Original Shared Link

Darn210 Enthusiast
That was totally awesome. I'm sending that out to the lab.

This is what I do: Open Original Shared Link

:lol: . . oh that's great!! . . . I'm headed to the grocery store and I'll be singing under my breath . . . P -C - R - when you need to find out who the daddy is

elye Community Regular
<Note to self: must win lottery or find a rich relative to buy a 'winter home' somewhere hot >

(((((((Sigh)))))))...... .. ......Yes. As I get ever older, winter just does not have the same draw that it used to.........especially when I recall last year, when we had 437 mm of snow..... . .second from the record. <_<

Sounds exciting, Em!! Any men wif ballcocks comin' to help?

Gaaaaahhhhhh!!! Well. .. . . . . Will is doing most of it, and I do not believe he has a ballcock. ... . . . must check, and I'll get back to y'all.

Actually, there very well COULD be ballcocking work involved, as I believe there is some plumbing-type work during installation. . . . not sure.. . . . .....

Think I'll just wait in anticipation . ... . ..... :rolleyes::lol:

hmm....did not mean to suggest that glee-inducing events invoke "bawdy, loud caterwauling". A simple, short 'woohoo' of moderate volume is usually sufficient to express the wildness of the moment.

:lol::lol:

Mygawd. . . ...... . . ...I want Jess at my next party. I'll take out extra damage insurance, and warn all of our neighboUrs. .. ...... :P

What!!!???!!! photos of ballcocks!!??!!! . . . ummmmm, careful there . . . may result in scandalous avataring.

Hmmmm . ..... . .. .....ballcock photos. . .. ....... .. I want the guys over here who require a wide-angle lens... . .... . . . .. <_<:lol:

This is what I do: Open Original Shared Link

:lol::lol:Craaaaaaazy, man............. . . .. .

And clever!

Jestgar Rising Star

More 'scientists behaving badly'

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

another quiet day in sillyville!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
another quiet day in sillyville!

Sorry, I work in a hotel and it was super-busy today. On the bright side, I'm getting my new (old) car today! Well, I'm buying it today, I probably can't take delivery until tomorrow. Bloody DMV, always close so early.

Mtndog Collaborator
hmm....did not mean to suggest that glee-inducing events invoke "bawdy, loud caterwauling". A simple, short 'woohoo' of moderate volume is usually sufficient to express the wildness of the moment. Anything beyond that would require the addition of several liters of mojitos, preferably in pitcher form and distributed evenly amongst all participants.

What? Mojito litres- litros de mojeetos?????? I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More 'scientists behaving badly'

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Scientists (male ones- no offensive meant, Jess) behaving badly are SEXY!!!!!!!! My senior year in college I had a huge crush on a glacier researcher and thought he was even hotter when he dragged his arse home after two months of living in a tent on an ice shelf in Antarctica. GROWL!!!!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
hmm....did not mean to suggest that glee-inducing events invoke "bawdy, loud caterwauling". A simple, short 'woohoo' of moderate volume is usually sufficient to express the wildness of the moment. Anything beyond that would require the addition of several liters of mojitos, preferably in pitcher form and distributed evenly amongst all participants.

What? Mojito litres- litros de mojeetos?????? I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More 'scientists behaving badly'

Open Original Shared Link

Scientists (male ones- no offensive meant, Jess) behaving badly are SEXY!!!!!!!! My senior year in college I had a huge crush on a glacier researcher and thought he was even hotter when he dragged his arse home after two months of living in a tent on an ice shelf in Antarctica. GROWL!!!!!!!!!

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I used to sterilize his test tubes :lol: :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Well . . . we all know how scientist are . . . 'cause they tell us on TV!!! . . . Open Original Shared Link

nikki-uk Enthusiast
litros de mojeetos??????

:lol:

It's PARTAY time!!!!!!!!!!

...anyone notice ALL the scientist videos are on UK you-tube????........are UK scientists statistically more likely to be Thespians????? :unsure::lol:

<cracking me self up :lol: ......again :rolleyes: >

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
What? Mojito litres- litros de mojeetos?????? I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Scientists (male ones- no offensive meant, Jess) behaving badly are SEXY!!!!!!!! My senior year in college I had a huge crush on a glacier researcher and thought he was even hotter when he dragged his arse home after two months of living in a tent on an ice shelf in Antarctica. GROWL!!!!!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link

I used to sterilize his test tubes :lol: :lol:

The Jake gyllenhaal look-alike I almost bagged was a scientist for the Navy. Intriguing topic...... See! Women do like smart men!

Green12 Enthusiast
What? Mojito litres- litros de mojeetos?????? I'M COMING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PARTY!!

Scientists (male ones- no offensive meant, Jess) behaving badly are SEXY!!!!!!!! My senior year in college I had a huge crush on a glacier researcher and thought he was even hotter when he dragged his arse home after two months of living in a tent on an ice shelf in Antarctica. GROWL!!!!!!!!!

Open Original Shared Link

I used to sterilize his test tubes :lol: :lol:

:lol::lol:

Hubba Hubba!

And remember Phoebe's scientist that had to go off to Minsk?!?!

It's a poopy day here, cold, pouring rain....I think it has something to do with Ike :huh: I could use a party, mojitos in the hot tub with sexy scientists :D

Green12 Enthusiast
The Jake gyllenhaal look-alike I almost bagged was a scientist for the Navy. Intriguing topic..........See! Women do like smart men!

:lol:

I sure do!

confused Community Regular
:lol::lol:

Hubba Hubba!

And remember Phoebe's scientist that had to go off to Minsk?!?!

It's a poopy day here, cold, pouring rain....I think it has something to do with Ike :huh: I could use a party, mojitos in the hot tub with sexy scientists :D

I heard party and had to come look in the thread lol

I agree Ike is causing problems down here to. Im still in my pj's lol

How is everyone. I really need to pop in more.

paula

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
I forget which house had the garage Judy....was that the Hershey one? When our loan came through, we found we had to lower our looking price a bit....

AH, rats I wanted one of those 2 first houses for you guys. they were so neat. i have the links for them.

won't post if they are OUT rats. well another one will come up I'm sure.

another quiet day in sillyville!

yep they are probably over in face book :lol: or what ever it is

i saw your photo when i did a search but couldn't link you as a friend. :ph34r:

What's up with that........any ideas you guys who are there?

:lol::lol:

Hubba Hubba!

It's a poopy day here, cold, pouring rain....I think it has something to do with Ike :huh: I could use a party, mojitos in the hot tub with sexy scientists :D

cold an poopy day here too.

uck.

elye Community Regular
Scientists (male ones- no offensive meant, Jess) behaving badly are SEXY!!!!!!!! My senior year in college I had a huge crush on a glacier researcher and thought he was even hotter when he dragged his arse home after two months of living in a tent on an ice shelf in Antarctica. GROWL!!!!!!!!!

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Bev!! He looks....... . ..rather Polar... . . . ..... :huh::lol:

Scientists don't do much fer me. Architects, pilots. . .. ..... . . ..

...Shepherds...... .. ..

. . . . Piano tuners.. . . . ... ...

. . .. .chimney sweeps? Hmmmm... .. . . . ..

:lol::lol:

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