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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
That is one big thumb!!

Hee-- it's probably in front of a building owned by a guy wif a short thumb :lol:;):lol:

Yep... . . . and an Italian sports car.. . . . ... . :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Yep... . . . and an Italian sports car.. . . . ... . :lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

I am taking my dad to an xray appointment this aft, and my mom will likely come along fer the ride. I am wondering if they know this fascinating thumb to penis measurement phenomenon. As you can well imagine, I will be mentioning it to them, whilst I glance around at the male orderlies and technicians. . . ..... .. . ..

Cannot stop myself..... . .....

Jack! What have you started??? :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Cannot stop myself..... . .....

You do appear a tad... obsessed....... :P

Have a good afternoon wif mom and dad :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

WTH did yer post Em???...me computer says 'Forbidden 403' :o:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
YOUR AVATAR

<snort>

Possibly the funniest thing I have seen on this board.

I love your snorts Laura :lol:

Peter!!! Yer avatar is hee-larious!!!

Quick poop in....gotta run in a mo to take Al for a 'pre medical assessment' at the local hospital (he's due to have his various varicose veins stripped)...probably be kept waiting for HOURS..just gathering suitable snacks to see us through :P:D

How did it go Nikki?

WTH did yer post Em???...me computer says 'Forbidden 403' :o:lol:

Forbidden for me too :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
I am taking my dad to an xray appointment this aft, and my mom will likely come along fer the ride. I am wondering if they know this fascinating thumb to penis measurement phenomenon. As you can well imagine, I will be mentioning it to them, whilst I glance around at the male orderlies and technicians. . . ..... .. . ..

Cannot stop myself..... . .....

Jack! What have you started??? :lol::lol:

:lol:

Must be a part of that ballcock state of mind, all things ballcock...and thumbs

Patti, that is a HUGE thumb in yer avatar, who's hand might that be? Just curious.... :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, that is a HUGE thumb in yer avatar, who's hand might that be? Just curious.... :lol:

I don't know, but that is some long thumb :P ......wait till Em takes a gander at it! :lol:

elye Community Regular
I don't know, but that is some long thumb ......wait till Em takes a gander at it! :lol:

:o:o:lol::lol:

OMG. . .... .... . .... . ...That is the stuff of side shows. .. . . . . ... ...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I love your snorts Laura :lol:

Me too!! :D ... I think they're cute

How did it go Nikki?

Fine thanks Jools....but a total waste of time :rolleyes: ........it took 2 hrs altogether JUST for the nurse to confirm his name, address, etc....

They said they'll do all other tests on the day (blood pressure, height, weight)

<_< ...I'm only glad I don't have to pay

Forbidden for me too :lol:

Methinks Julie & I are of a too delicate a nature to view such...... :unsure: .....a thing :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
I don't know, but that is some long thumb :P ......wait till Em takes a gander at it! :lol:

:lol: I think some mental calculations maths will be performed

OMG. . .... .... . .... . ...That is the stuff of side shows. .. . . . . ... ...

:lol:

Methinks Julie & I are of a too delicate a nature to view such...... :unsure: .....a thing :lol:

Yes, our souls are too tender to be exposed to such things :lol::D

So frustrating about your appointment today Nikki :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient

Shield yer eyes, girls...it was sumphin similar to this--

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_cZwT7YWTFVc/SHQmde_U...pring08+028.webp

:o

Darn210 Enthusiast
WTH did yer post Em???...me computer says 'Forbidden 403' :o:lol:

Twas forbidden for me, too . . . What kind of thumb porn was it??!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Shield yer eyes, girls...it was sumphin similar to this--

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_cZwT7YWTFVc/SHQmde_U...pring08+028.webp

:o

Yours didn't work for me either, Patti . . . "Not Found" . . . What kind of secret thumb club are you & Em running??

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I know I'm not really involved in this thread, but I couldn't help this one, CALLING ALL MOMS......

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,

Swim so wild and you swim so free.

Heaven above and the sea below, And a little whale on the go.

Baby beluga, oh, baby beluga,

Is the water warm?

Is your mama home with you so happy?

Way down yonder where the dolphins play,

Where you dive and splash all day.

Waves roll in and the waves roll out!

See the water squirtin

psawyer Proficient

The link was to a photo of a bronze statue of, well, a thumb. It was probable about thirty feet (nine metres) tall. :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
Yours didn't work for me either, Patti . . . "Not Found" . . . What kind of secret thumb club are you & Em running??

I don't understand this--I just clicked on it and it worked. I also previewed it before I posted, just in case.

There is some strange thumb stuff goin' on here..... :unsure:

:lol: secret thumb club :lol: Jan-it cracks moi up!

jerseyangel Proficient
The link was to a photo of a bronze statue of, well, a thumb. It was probable about thirty feet (nine metres) tall. :rolleyes:

Well, thank goodness someone was able to see it so ya'll don't think I've gone 'round the bend :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HI Rachelle!!!!!!!

Cute song :D

Yours didn't work for me either, Patti . . . "Not Found" . . . What kind of secret thumb club are you & Em running??

Janet - we three (Jools too) are not for the thumb club :huh:

The link was to a photo of a bronze statue of, well, a thumb. It was probable about thirty feet (nine metres) tall. :rolleyes:

Why.......Ah <mad fluttering of fans> think ah have an attack of the vapours!!!! :o

jerseyangel Proficient
I know I'm not really involved in this thread, but I couldn't help this one, CALLING ALL MOMS......

Very cute! :D

I meant to welcome you sooner, but I seem to be all thumbs today.... B)

Pop by anytime! ;)

happygirl Collaborator

Rachelle, well you are involved now! Come back and play :).

(Wanted to make sure I welcomed ya, and that you didn't think I was thumbin my nose at ya. )

:lol:

btw, we need a <snort> emoticon.

< :lol::P > means snort now.

Green12 Enthusiast
I know I'm not really involved in this thread, but I couldn't help this one, CALLING ALL MOMS......

Baby beluga in the deep blue sea,

Swim so wild and you swim so free.

Heaven above and the sea below, And a little whale on the go.

Baby beluga, oh, baby beluga,

Is the water warm?

Is your mama home with you so happy?

Way down yonder where the dolphins play,

Where you dive and splash all day.

Waves roll in and the waves roll out!

See the water squirtin

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Jack! What have you started??? :lol::lol:

who would have guessed it :lol:

I don't know, but that is some long thumb :P ......wait till Em takes a gander at it! :lol:

where did you ever find that..........couldn't be attached to Marks arm could it????? :lol:

I don't understand this--I just clicked on it and it worked. I also previewed it before I posted, just in case.

There is some strange thumb stuff goin' on here..... :unsure:

:lol: secret thumb club :lol: Jan-it cracks moi up!

i saw it on a alert i opened and got half a photo but with the 40 story buildings behind it.

saw earlier today tho not on the thread.

yep, some strange 'thumb stuff' goin' on for sure.

j

elye Community Regular

Helloooooooo, Rachelle! A big thumbs up to ya!! :lol:

Yours didn't work for me either, Patti . . . "Not Found" . . . What kind of secret thumb club are you & Em running??

I don't understand this--I just clicked on it and it worked. I also previewed it before I posted, just in case.

There is some strange thumb stuff goin' on here..... :unsure:

It seems we have something of an exclusice organization happening. . . . . Patti, PeOter, and I. The Thumbers...... . .

Let me try this again, as I really want all to join:

Open Original Shared Link

What can it be about us three?? :huh::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Open Original Shared Link

Dear GAAAAAWWWWDDDDdddd!!!!!!!!!!!! :o ..............it's TOO late!!!!!!!!!!.....I've seen it.........burnt on me retina...........

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