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jerseyangel Proficient
WOW! This is almost like Twilight Zone - - a listening, caring doctor. . . . ....

Quite remarkable :rolleyes:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
WOW! This is almost like Twilight Zone - - a listening, caring doctor. . . . ....

*snigger*

:lol: :lol:

Yes, quite remarkable indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sillies, are you all watching the debate tonight? I know that I will and it IS going to emBARASS me. :lol: :lol:

I'm goign to be very uncomfortable........and yet, I"m making myself do it................

:unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
sillies, are you all watching the debate tonight?

Yep--looking forward to it! :D

curlyfries Contributor
Make sure to come back and give us a Ballcock Report, Amanda.. .....

......and don't forget to get a look at his thumbs!

Susie's place has become a final resting place for critters......first mice, now a bird......something is luring them to this spot, where they feel compelled to end their lives!

Were you finding dead bugs in your house before this?

What next?...Will this continue?......Will the next one's be progressively larger?......say, perhaps a bunnie?<<GASP>>>.....I didn't mean that! :o

What does it mean????

When did her house start to be a catalyst for strange phenomenon?.....Weezee's uncharacteristic trash fetish?.....or was there something before that?

So many questions to ponder. <_< ..................hmmmmm.........maybe Amanda's guy in the trunk was looking for Susie's house......

Jestgar Rising Star
sillies, are you all watching the debate tonight?

Leaving work early so as not to miss a word (and get an early start on the whine wine...)

Jestgar Rising Star
Susie's place has become a final resting place for critters......first mice, now a bird......something is luring them to this spot, where they feel compelled to end their lives!

Were you finding dead bugs in your house before this?

What next?...Will this continue?......Will the next one's be progressively larger?......say, perhaps a bunnie?<<GASP>>>.....I didn't mean that! :o

What does it mean????

When did her house start to be a catalyst for strange phenomenon?.....Weezee's uncharacteristic trash fetish?.....or was there something before that?

OMG!!! It's the start of the black hole caused by the Hadron Collider :o


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susie's place has become a final resting place for critters......first mice, now a bird......something is luring them to this spot, where they feel compelled to end their lives!

Were you finding dead bugs in your house before this?

What next?...Will this continue?......Will the next one's be progressively larger?......say, perhaps a bunnie?<<GASP>>>.....I didn't mean that! :o

What does it mean????

When did her house start to be a catalyst for strange phenomenon?.....Weezee's uncharacteristic trash fetish?.....or was there something before that?

So many questions to ponder. <_< ..................hmmmmm.........maybe Amanda's guy in the trunk was looking for Susie's house......

*snooooooooooooooort*

:o :o :o

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:blink:

what DOES it mean???????????????????? I think that dead guy in the trunk WAS looking for my house!!!!!!!!!!!

No, not a lot of dead bugs here but.....last time I went to the cabin it WAS like Amityville Horror - MILLIONS of flies.......... :unsure: does that count?

OMG!!! It's the start of the black hole caused by the Hadron Collider :o

*snort*

clearly :lol: :lol:

yes, get home early Jess, don't miss yer wine OR whining ;)

curlyfries Contributor
No, not a lot of dead bugs here but.....last time I went to the cabin it WAS like Amityville Horror - MILLIONS of flies.......... :unsure: does that count?

So perhaps it is not the house, but rather Souczie!!!!!!..........she's the critter whisperer!!!!

They are trying to tell you something........ :huh:

Soooozie........are you listening?????????

Green12 Enthusiast

Susie, do we need to sage smudge yer house and yard er sumfin?!?! :unsure:

Patti!!!! Sounds like you had a great appt, your Dr sounds like she's on top of everything, definitely a keeper! I'm so happy to hear you are hopeful :D

btw, I did watch DSM. Thought it was fabulous!! I still love the son who is the ex-minister the best, he's so sarcastic and heartless, and does everything with a straight face, but it's SO hee-larious to me!!! :lol:

Where be Peter, and Lisa B, and Laura??

happygirl Collaborator

I'm here, and thankful for Patti's excellent doctor!!!!!! You can't put a price on that.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
OMG Amanda this hosptial of yours :ph34r:

Yes- some things I would not recommend at our hospital but other departments are wonderful, Labor and Delivery (my friends have had children all raved) my family dr is awesome, The Reproductive Endo clinic where you seek fertility help--I have first hand experience there....I am not sure how many of you all know this since I didn't tell many but we are all family now, I donated my eggs twice, to 2 infertile couples hoping to have children. Both knew about the celiac and were cool with it too. Cancer care is good here and the Cardiovascular dept is amazing!

Patti- glad to hear all went well!!!! Its nice to be heard and walk away with the feeling that someone listened.

Landen is home this evening, just was down to see him. Jen is ok- we had a long talk and she was undrstanding. The reason I got upset with her is Becky has been very threatening since going home to Wyoming and its been scary for Jen and all, yesterday more Becky drama ensued so I worried about that.

happygirl Collaborator

Julie, whats the word with the potential puppy?

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
The reason I got upset with her is Becky has been very threatening since going home to Wyoming and its been scary for Jen and all, yesterday more Becky drama ensued so I worried about that.

Amanda glad you explained this.

Hi you all

Yep, I'm watching the debates........actually looking forward to it

Judy

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I am hoping to catch the debates.....gotta to make some hot tea or hot chocolate or something....I am cold! Plus got my dishwasher fixed and I need to run a load through and include my stove grates too.....John cooked on the stove last and splashed them all up.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

WHEN YOU get your new house.....try to get one with a glass top range.

I love mine so much.

I think i'll need a drink while watching the debates....... or one of my 'mellow yellows'

the drink will be more fun. :lol:

Judy

elye Community Regular

Why, yes, I am watchng the debate tonight....The Canadian Federal Election debate, of course. :) There are five parties in the running, three big ones and two smaller, fringe groups...we have a Conservative minority right now (roughly equivalent to your Republicans), but they could be gunning for a majority. This is a big evening, lots riding on it. You guys should tune in. .. . .you may be surprised to see how impolite we Canucks can be when we're grasping fer votes. . . ..... :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So perhaps it is not the house, but rather Souczie!!!!!!..........she's the critter whisperer!!!!

They are trying to tell you something.......

:lol:

:unsure:

but.....but......if I were a Critter Whisperer, wouldn't they.....live and not die? Perphorm phabulous tricks and do EVERYthing I say?

Weezee is STILL walking out to the flower pot where the bird died (in a bed of violets planted wtih the daphne, BTW - a peaceful end ) and sniffing it repeatedly.......clearly phondly remembering the flopping, concussed bird there........... :huh: (savage little Weezle!)

Susie, do we need to sage smudge yer house and yard er sumfin?!?! :unsure:

:lol: :lol:

Yes, and bring an exorcist also!!!!!!!!!! :P

I think i'll need a drink while watching the debates....... or one of my 'mellow yellows'

the drink will be more fun. :lol:

Judy

:lol: go judy!

t. You guys should tune in. .. . .you may be surprised to see how impolite we Canucks can be when we're grasping fer votes. . . .....

Would love to see this bunch of angry, impassioned Canucks. :lol:

SOOOOOOOOOOO jealous you have five parties (four major, right?) running. I'm not happy with EITHER party here. POOPY COW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: Benefits and detriments in both.

Say, maybe *I* should develop my own party, and run. :lol: The Psousz-o-crats. B) we phavoUr the environment, the economy, and pets. :D

<whoever wins in this country inherits a heap o' trouble anyway> :ph34r:

I should move to Canada. why not?

Em, that brother of your'n still single? :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Yay! I like yer new doc Patti- I find women docs overall listen better! I like that she's going to read some research for you!

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth....

:lol: :lol: What movie is this from and WHY does it crack me up! :lol: :lol:

Julie,

It kinda does sound like you and this little dog were meant to be :D I hope it works out and the two of you are a good fit together.

Yep--Lucy Lu....

Yippee!!!!!!!! Another psilly dawg!

Oh, the bird is dead. :(:(

yet another thing I must shovel into the trash. :huh:

what is going on here?

I do not like picking up little carcasses with my shovel. :(

Oh.....sad!

Just pooping in to this d%$#@#$baggery of dead bodies, smells and god know what else.

Seems Kikki's Brit squirles are smarter than the USA ones. :lol:

they even know mothers maiden names........ :blink:

Judy said d%$#@#$baggery :lol: :lol:

Susie- We need to put a salt circle around your house, do a smudging and some kind of animal blessing/exorcism :( :(

I think i'll need a drink while watching the debates....... or one of my 'mellow yellows'

the drink will be more fun. :lol:

Judy

My birthday is election day and let me tell you, as politically incorrect as it may be, I'm gonna have to get lambasted if a certain someone ends up as our VP. :wacko: :wacko: :ph34r:

elye Community Regular
I should move to Canada. why not?

Em, that brother of your'n still single? :lol:

YES!!!!! And he SO wants to meet someone special.... . . .

COME ON UP HERE, SOOOZIE!!!!! :D

I wouldn't. . . .um .. .. ...mention to him the rats... . ....or the li'l bird.. . . .....

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
WHEN YOU get your new house.....try to get one with a glass top range.

I love mine so much.

My mom loves hers. I want a gas stove badly. I love mine.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
My birthday is election day and let me tell you, as politically incorrect as it may be, I'm gonna have to get lambasted if a certain someone ends up as our VP. :wacko: :wacko: :ph34r:

:lol:

lambasted..........by that I think you mean.......trashed? mojitos in the PICC line? :lol:

I shall refrain from commenting on yer political thoughts - would LOVE to - but - already have the warning, ya know. :lol:

YES!!!!! And he SO wants to meet someone special.... . . .

COME ON UP HERE, SOOOZIE!!!!! :D

I wouldn't. . . .um .. .. ...mention to him the rats... . ....or the li'l bird.. . . .....

:lol:

:lol: :lol:

can I talk about the maggots, though? :lol:

Gail, BTW, will NOT let me say POO CRIMES. She hates the word Poo, will not let me use it. I am FURIOUS with her. :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
but.....but......if I were a Critter Whisperer, wouldn't they.....live and not die? Perphorm phabulous tricks and do EVERYthing I say?

You ARE the Critter Whisperer......that is why they came......they tried desparately to tell you sumphin........but you weren't listening......you had not yet become aware of your gift.

And so.....alas.....they died......the stress was more than they could bear.

They did try to convey their message to Weezer, but she misunderstood. She thought they said "You will find true happiness when you eat beans from the garbage can"

"The actual message was......"You will find true happiness when you meet the man of your dreams in Canada."

elye Community Regular
Gail, BTW, will NOT let me say POO CRIMES. She hates the word Poo, will not let me use it. I am FURIOUS with her. :lol:

Mygawd. . ...What is the matter with this gal? POO CRIMES is the greatest expression of the Psilly legacy. .. . .....

We need to get Gail in here. . . . . ..show her the way. . . ...... :D

elye Community Regular
You ARE the Critter Whisperer......that is why they came......they tried desparately to tell you sumphin........but you weren't listening......

And so.....alas.....they died......the stress was more than they could bear.

Um. . .. ....... try not to feel too badly about this, Sooozie. .. .... :lol:

"The actual message was......"You will find true happiness when you meet the man of your dreams in Canada."

From the mouth of babes. . . . ..

...Or rats. . . .and li'l birds, and maggots. . . ...

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