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elye Community Regular
I'm batedly (is that a word?) expecting the candidiasis bloodtest results today. With my luck lately I won't hear til who-knows-when ....

As in, wif bated breath? Hmmmmm . . .....Only you could come up with an adverbial form of this expression, Ptaoughmghmn! :lol:

Just heard from Tony & I might have an interview as soon as Monday & I have to pretend to be confident that I can physically do it, tho the physical demands aren't much & would be no more than 4hrs at a time.

Still .. ..I really don't know that I can do it but I'm damn sure I have to give it my best shot.

Wow, Ptaum. . . . sounds scary, and great! At least it's part time at first, like an easing into things, perhaps. . . . . ....what will you be doing?


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Wow, Ptaum. . . . sounds scary, and great! At least it's part time at first, like an easing into things, perhaps. . . . . ....what will you be doing?

It'd be running tests & characterizations on memory chips. When I was an engineer, it's something I'd usually send a tech to do unless it req'd on-the-fly editing of the test program. But engr'g usually means 9-10hr days and no brainfog, and I'm nowhere near capable of either.

Heyyyyyy I suppose there's no chance the next 100 pages could take until Columbus Day . ....hmmm ... ..that's a shame.

jerseyangel Proficient
P.S. Have I ever mentioned that I've spent a decent amount of time in Wasilla AK?

Ain't touchin' that wif a 10 phoot pole B)

Pataghumn--hope those tests come back on schedule and you're not left hanging again.....Wow, the job interview!! :D Exciting, and admittedly scary at the same time. I truly wish all the best for you with it--it sounds like a fantastic opportunity to get slowly back into working. Take things one step at a time, and do the best you can--no one can expect more of you than that. ;) I think you're gonna do just fine :)

elye Community Regular
I think you're gonna do just fine

Yep, I do, too. :)

Wasilla.. . ......Alaska, correct?. . .. .... . . ...

Is that Palin country??

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol:

Well, I"ll touch it then.

Was Sarah the mayor? Did you guys go kill moose together an' stuff? tell us about it, Ptaum. You owe us that.

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Sooozie! Weezie looks like she's trying to do a BIG poop in yer av......like there's a huge mound of gravel, rat skull and bean casserole to pass. . . . .... :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Sooozie! Weezie looks like she's trying to do a BIG poop in yer av......like there's a huge mound of gravel, rat skull and bean casserole to pass. . . . .... :lol::lol:

:lol::lol: I went back and looked--she really does!!!! :lol:


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Sooozie! Weezie looks like she's trying to do a BIG poop in yer av......like there's a huge mound of gravel, rat skull and bean casserole to pass. . . . .... :lol::lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tom!! Let's here the moose hunt'n stories. Did you have to wear lipsticK??

Lisa Mentor
Did you have to wear lipsticK??

:lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Just watched Open Original Shared Link. Great movie AND you get to learn how to say Nickerler's name!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Just watched Open Original Shared Link. Great movie AND you get to learn how to say Nickerler's name!

:lol::rolleyes: PHINALLY!!!...one of yer will be able to pronounce it!!!

Ptaum,Sarah Palin, many shades of lipstick AND a moose???? :unsure: ....sounds FABULOUS!!!!! :lol:

More hideous, hideous weather...pouring with rain...and no gym class to pick me up today <_< .......I shall sulk, eat lay around and be phat :angry: (roast lamb again in case you wanted to pop -in ;) )

elye Community Regular

Mornin' Nik!

Kinky Boots. . ....... . . .This sounds splendid. Is there a character in this named Nikerler? Is this how, in fact, it is pronounced? I wonder if this name is as difficult to pronounce for a francophone as "squirrel' is.. . .... ... ... :rolleyes:

Going to watch my cousin and her kids racing in a provincial regatta today at Mooney's Bay here in Ottawa... . .rowing, paddling and kayaking. It is only supposed to get up to 12 C (50 F) today, which makes for a very chilly time on the water.

Bah, it had better not be too chilly on the shore.. . ...... . I am just NOT ready for cold weather.

Even wif me hot tub. :angry:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Everyone-

We watched the Sex and the City movie last night. I really liked it. Not sure what is on tap for today. The weather is supposedly fall like....not ready for cold yet!!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Morning Everyone-

We watched the Sex and the City movie last night. I really liked it. Not sure what is on tap for today. The weather is supposedly fall like....not ready for cold yet!!!

it's really chilly hear this am.......59 but hope the sun will come out

did you go house hunting???

morning all

Judy

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Amanda.....Just went on the Wegmans site too ck for your pictures. Seems ages ago but I've never seen it. While there I checked out a link on gluten-free foods and they have a simple list with photos and then you can see all the ingredients. Maybe it's been there before and I missed it

Just thought I'd post as I like to see the ingred b/c a gluten-free list doesn't help me much

here it is.

hope it works.

Open Original Shared Link&

or try

Open Original Shared Link

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sooozie! Weezie looks like she's trying to do a BIG poop in yer av......like there's a huge mound of gravel, rat skull and bean casserole to pass. . . . ...

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG - another fantastic sentence for a newbie to stumble upon

<think of the combination - rat skull, bean casserole, and gravel> *SNORT* :lol:

I went back and looked--she really does!!!!

*snigger* :lol:

Weezee's new favorite thing in the world is to go to coffee or lunch.....see, she had never been as I could never take the two dogs together - too much canine management - but now she and I go and meet phfriends rather regularly - - Weezee takes it upon herself to become the "greeter" and make friends with everyone on the patio :lol: she MUST have everyone like her.......poor, co-dependent little thing :lol:

Tom!! Let's here the moose hunt'n stories. Did you have to wear lipsticK??

:lol:

what's this Kinky Boots movie? must look for it........

More hideous, hideous weather...pouring with rain...and no gym class to pick me up today <_< .......I shall sulk, eat lay around and be phat :angry: (roast lamb again in case you wanted to pop -in ;) )

OH! we'll be there soon.......got an extra dog wif me, is that okay? Roast lamb sounds yummy.......I want to know how to make this. What cut........how do you do it.........etc.

Last night *I* watched Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day - but only half. Quite cute so far.

Today - - -GLORIOUS crisp fall day - but no clouds. :( clouds and rain only for one day. but......my mom bought a tree for my back yard - - quite a bargain - a Gem Magnolia (about 12 feet tall now, will grow to 25) for forty five dollars! a special at Home Depot. (good gawd, I am not planting it, don't worry, can't even lift the thing, 'tis about 75 pounds and have enlisted Stepford's gardeners to help).

And an acquaintance now runs the Fresno State nursery, went there yesterday and she gave me a bunch of free nasturtium seedlings and stuff....... :rolleyes:

Susie is pleased..........though I'll probably get in trouble for the tree in Stepford........and DO NOT CARE! :P:P

Must check and see if the Bulldogs lost now...... (crossing fingers) :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
:lol: is he famous? is that the Paul Gross of which Julie speaks? I dunno who he is..... :unsure:

Paul Gross is a Canadian actor (maybe more famous in Canada than here? dunno, Emily or Peter would have to clarify) Did you ever watch Due South? That's probably what he is most famous for in the U.S. He played a Canadian Mountie that comes down to Chicago and works on the police force there with his side kick dog, I loved the show and Paul was so dreamy!!!

I am looking for a video on You Tube to show you and omg....don't you love all the tribute videos people put together with clips and/or pictures set to cheesy romantic balads, confessing their undying love for the actor/actress?!?! :lol::lol:

For example (and it's a beauty :lol: ):

Open Original Shared Link

Just heard from Tony & I might have an interview as soon as Monday & I have to pretend to be confident that I can physically do it, tho the physical demands aren't much & would be no more than 4hrs at a time.

Still .. ..I really don't know that I can do it but I'm damn sure I have to give it my best shot. :ph34r:

Hi Tom!!! Good luck with the interview, YOU CAN DO IT!!! I'll be keeping my fingers crossed and have you in my thoughts that it goes well.

Did you hear back on the candida blood test yet?

Just watched Open Original Shared Link. Great movie AND you get to learn how to say Nickerler's name!

:lol:

I haven't heard of this movie before.

I checked out the link, love the Donna Summer song....is it a musical? does it involve Donna Summer music?

More hideous, hideous weather...pouring with rain...and no gym class to pick me up today <_< .......I shall sulk, eat lay around and be phat :angry: (roast lamb again in case you wanted to pop -in ;) )

I saw what you wrote on yer Facebook about the rain and I was going to make a Saturday Night Live reference.......but realized you might not get it :lol:

Do you guys get SNL over there?

Stay dry, and eat up!!!! (I'm jealous of your fab Sunday meals!!)

Last night *I* watched Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day - but only half. Quite cute so far.

I want to see that, the trailer looked cute.

Sounds like many of us had movie night last night :lol: I watched Mad Money with Diane Keaton, Queen Latifah and Katie Holmes, it was ok......read a magazine whilst watching if that tells you anything.

Emily, I was able to view the link of where your brother lives...it's weird it wouldn't work in the am but worked in the pm...anywho, is it sad that I zeroed in immediately on the Funnel Cakes?!?! :huh: Beautiful place!

Thanks for the links Judy!

Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
I haven't heard of this movie before.

I checked out the link, love the Donna Summer song....is it a musical? does it involve Donna Summer music?

Not a musical, although it has some great drag queen music numbers.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Weezee's new favorite thing in the world is to go to coffee or lunch.....

Today - - -GLORIOUS crisp fall day - but no clouds. :( clouds and rain only for one day. but......my mom bought a tree for my back yard - - quite a bargain - a Gem Magnolia (about 12 feet tall now, will grow to 25) for forty five dollars! a special at Home Depot. (good gawd, I am not planting it, don't worry, can't even lift the thing, 'tis about 75 pounds and have enlisted Stepford's gardeners to help).

And an acquaintance now runs the Fresno State nursery, went there yesterday and she gave me a bunch of free nasturtium seedlings and stuff....... :rolleyes: Susie is pleased..........

HI Susie-

Haven't written to you in awhile...you sound like you and Weezee are doing well

love that you can take her to lunch with you....What fun for you Weezee and the patrons :lol:

Your magnolia sounds so cool. Does your 'stepford' commue B) have paid gardners or just some neighbors helping ya?

can't wait to see some photos

I've been in the gardens all day cleaning up.

Since i've re done all the gardens, esp the front ones, much easier for me to keep up with and easier to navigate with my cane :lol::blink:

kinda hard to use 2 as no arm left for the tools :lol: must grow me another one me guesses.

glad to ck in with you

Tom & Sarah, how are you doing out there?

Hi all the rest of you who have lives on a Sudnay :lol:

love to hear what you all did

Judy

nikki-uk Enthusiast
OH! we'll be there soon.......got an extra dog wif me, is that okay? Roast lamb sounds yummy.......I want to know how to make this. What cut........how do you do it.........etc.

Weezee is welcome too!!!...she can eat make friends with the kitties and eat lamb leftovers, lounge on couch wiv me (I am phat so will revert to my native American name of sits 1 dingo)....blankies too!!!

Rhubarb crumble with custard later :P (Tel can wash-up :D )

T'is a leg of lamb, sprigs of rosemary pierced in the skin...wrapped in foil..bung it in the oven for 2hrs (180C)

Today - - -GLORIOUS crisp fall day - but no clouds. :( clouds and rain only for one day. but......my mom bought a tree for my back yard - - quite a bargain - a Gem Magnolia (about 12 feet tall now, will grow to 25) for forty five dollars! a special at Home Depot. (good gawd, I am not planting it, don't worry, can't even lift the thing, 'tis about 75 pounds and have enlisted Stepford's gardeners to help).

Ooh, ooh....I LOVE Magnolias !!!

Paul Gross is a Canadian actor (maybe more famous in Canada than here? dunno, Emily or Peter would have to clarify) Did you ever watch Due South? That's probably what he is most famous for in the U.S. He played a Canadian Mountie that comes down to Chicago and works on the police force there with his side kick dog, I loved the show and Paul was so dreamy!!!

<raising hand>

I :unsure: *sigh* watched it :rolleyes: ...although I don't think I was in lust over him ;)

Open Original Shared Link

She needs to get out a bit more :lol:

Do you guys get SNL over there?

Stay dry, and eat up!!!!

No SNL, but Jools!!!.......GADS!!! these are words to LIVE BY!!!!!! :lol:

Hope everyone is enjoying their Sunday!!!!

It's nearly over!! <_<

Erica94 Rookie

gasp! too many emoticons!! even cut in half!! thus the mostly lonely smileys....

sheeeeeeeesh my internet was only out for a few days!!?!! do u really have lives outside of psillyville?! :blink:

i got through page 183 or 184 and then i skipped to the last page ;)

Or Jack's nose is actually full of duck eggs.

:lol: :lol:

HI SUSIE!! :D can't believe i'm the only teenager on here... hmph they're crazy :P

Am I the only goody two shoes here?!? Don't drink, don't smoke.......in fact, I believe Adam Ant wrote a song about me... Never got in trouble or did anything remotely that would be considered against the rules, very boring, sigh.......

NONONO! me too!! :) my friends always call me a goody-two shoes :P

You may in fact be (except for Erica, but I don't want to make any assumptions :lol: )!

:lol::P

Sooo, back to trying to figure out how to differentiate endotoxin contamination acting on endogenous TLR4 from a true effect of CD14/MD2 on TLR6.

:wacko::unsure:

Guess I'll probably be keeping the appt at the Mayo Clinic (Phx) Nov 6th.

aww poor ptaum :( did i miss it? did u have ur next appt? how'd it go?

I did get in trouble once in 5th grade for writing on the side of the school building with a dandelion ..........don't laugh........after all, it was the late 60's.

:lol: you can do that?! eerm... i wasn't laughing

uhm, just took a med that has gluten in it so you might have to remind me in about 48 hours that SOMEDAY I will be a semi-normal human :(

The crew were making fun of a whale watch boat that had a small fire earlier that day and had to be evacuated by the Coast Guard. We settle in (the only passengers) and 5 minutes later our boat caught fire.

awww... feeling better now?

:lol:

Erica94 Rookie

PART TWO! :D

and still, too many emoticons!! :o i don't thing there should be a limit :angry:

Thank goodness!! I was beginning to think I was the only one!

no i like musicals!! just uh... probably not the ones you do... :) my favorite is rent :wub: but last year it was high school musical :D:rolleyes: and yes, i'm going to see HSM3 in theaters

Here's some Uncle Ray for ya:

The Harley-Davidson Facts !!!

:lol:

CDC Alert

The Centers for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

hmmm.... i think there's a certain age requirement for those particular remedies... how about something along the lines of Curtailing Annoying Never-ending Detailed Yucky HomeWork(CANDY - H.W. edition)?? yeeeah that was pathetic and on about a 3rd-grade level - i'm not in much of a creative mood <_<

Then she just left . . . no joking around or chatting or anything . . . she was just tired of witnessing my incompetence.

:D

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some very disgusting things happened today!!!!!!! :o

GAH!! *squirm* *gagging excessively*

it's a blonde cocker spaniel, male, almost 4 yrs old. Friend's of a friend can't keep it anymore because one of their teenagers has asthma and has become allergic to him, so they are looking for a good home to take him in.

julie she sounds adorable!!! WE WANT PICTURES :D

Sillies- I do not think it is pink eye- I woke up with a clear eye- completely. I took a shower and then had to run to the eye dr to drop something off. Even the woman there said it didnt look like pink eye. I get home and it was starting to get a little itchy and now its red and irritated again. Fine till I got in the shower and thats when I had trouble last time.....Its an allergy to something, but nothing has changed in my shower--no new soaps or detergants nothing. I still have not put a contact into that eye but what to do next?

aww amanda... did they figure out what it is yet?

Oh, the bird is dead.

poor susie :(

Ptaum,Sarah Palin, many shades of lipstick AND a moose???? :unsure: ....sounds FABULOUS!!!!! :lol:

what did i MISS??

well as helpful as you are in distracting me from an english essay (2-3 page rough draft!! due tomorrow!!) -- which of course i found out about in the beginning/middle of the week and am only now starting :ph34r: -- i gots to go so i can *ahem* "finish" before 4th period :unsure:

elye Community Regular
Since i've re done all the gardens, esp the front ones, much easier for me to keep up with and easier to navigate with my cane

kinda hard to use 2 as no arm left for the tools... must grow me another one me guesses.

Judy! I have often thought of this, wished it even. . . . I often want another arm. The question remains: Where would the best place be for it to function most effectively, to pick up the slack, to be in the best spot to perform what my other arms/hands miss? It's fascinating to ponder. . . . . do I want it out the centre of me back, to do chores and small jobs that can be done with my back turned, not requiring direct watching? To most easily fix my underwear/jeans when they're riding up my butt?

How about out the top of me head? For waving above everyone else at airports, concerts, auctions. . . . . ...

Between my boobs, to separate them (they'd look better, methinks), and to carry that extra grocery bag in front, to shake hands with the third person I meet in a group. . . . . ...

....Dunno. . . . . . must ask The Ripper. . . . . . ...

:huh::lol:

I :unsure: *sigh* watched it :rolleyes: ...although I don't think I was in lust over him ;)

I think I was. He's quite a handsome devil, that Paul. . . . .and he has a critically acclaimed new movie out that he stars in/produces/directs. . . . .He's much more, apparently, than a pretty face. I believe it's called Paschendale. Must look for it!

well as helpful as you are in distracting me from an english essay (2-3 page rough draft!! due tomorrow!!) -- which of course i found out about in the beginning/middle of the week and am only now starting :ph34r: -- i gots to go so i can *ahem* "finish" before 4th period :unsure:

Erica! What are you writing about in this English paper? Give me a couple of hours. . . ....

just leave it to me. . . . ....

:rolleyes:

Erica94 Rookie
Judy! I have often thought of this, wished it even. . . . I often want another arm. The question remains: Where would the best place be for it to function most effectively, to pick up the slack, to be in the best spot to perform what my other arms/hands miss? It's fascinating to ponder. . . . . do I want it out the centre of me back, to do chores and small jobs that can be done with my back turned, not requiring direct watching? To most easily fix my underwear/jeans when they're riding up my butt?

How about out the top of me head? For waving above everyone else at airports, concerts, auctions. . . . . ...

Between my boobs, to separate them (they'd look better, methinks), and to carry that extra grocery bag in front, to shake hands with the third person I meet in a group. . . . . ...

....Dunno. . . . . . must ask The Ripper. . . . . . ...

Erica! What are you writing about in this English paper? Give me a couple of hours. . . ....

just leave it to me. . . . ....

:rolleyes:

:D i wish!! but no, sadly, the one thing no one can do for me... :( write about a personal experience you've had in which the setting or a particular person has shaped or influence who you are. ugh :angry:

i mean... i have an idea, but i really don't think i can write that much about it, and i can't really get started on it... hmm maybe it's because i've been a bit distracted :P

as for the arm, i vote for an extra long one in the middle of the stomach with a brain of its own (which always complies w/mine) that allows me to multitask w/o messing both things up :lol:

Erica94 Rookie

oh! i just realized!! so there's a new coronation in ... 6 pages? :D how is the queen/king chosen? and how long do they rule?

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      Hello, @asaT, I'm curious to know whether you are taking other B vitamins like Thiamine B1 and Niacin B3.  Malabsorption in Celiac disease affects all the water soluble B vitamins and Vitamin C.  Thiamine and Niacin are required to produce energy for all the homocysteine lowering reactions provided by Folate, Cobalamine and Pyridoxine.   Weight gain with a voracious appetite is something I experienced while malnourished.  It's symptomatic of Thiamine B1 deficiency.   Conversely, some people with thiamine deficiency lose their appetite altogether, and suffer from anorexia.  At different periods on my lifelong journey, I suffered this, too.   When the body doesn't have sufficient thiamine to turn food, especially carbohydrates, into energy (for growth and repair), the body rations what little thiamine it has available, and turns the carbs into fat, and stores it mostly in the abdomen.  Consuming a high carbohydrate diet requires additional thiamine to process the carbs into energy.  Simple carbohydrates (sugar, white rice, etc.) don't contain thiamine, so the body easily depletes its stores of Thiamine processing the carbs into fat.  The digestive system communicates with the brain to keep eating in order to consume more thiamine and other nutrients it's not absorbing.   One can have a subclinical thiamine insufficiency for years.  A twenty percent increase in dietary thiamine causes an eighty percent increase in brain function, so the symptoms can wax and wane mysteriously.  Symptoms of Thiamine insufficiency include stunted growth, chronic fatigue, and Gastrointestinal Beriberi (diarrhea, abdominal pain), heart attack, Alzheimer's, stroke, and cancer.   Thiamine improves bone turnover.  Thiamine insufficiency can also affect the thyroid.  The thyroid is important in bone metabolism.  The thyroid also influences hormones, like estrogen and progesterone, and menopause.  Vitamin D, at optimal levels, can act as a hormone and can influence the thyroid, as well as being important to bone health, and regulating the immune system.  Vitamin A is important to bone health, too, and is necessary for intestinal health, as well.   I don't do dairy because I react to Casein, the protein in dairy that resembles gluten and causes a reaction the same as if I'd been exposed to gluten, including high tTg IgA.  I found adding mineral water containing calcium and other minerals helpful in increasing my calcium intake.   Malabsorption of Celiac affects all the vitamins and minerals.  I do hope you'll talk to your doctor and dietician about supplementing all eight B vitamins and the four fat soluble vitamins because they all work together interconnectedly.  
    • Florence Lillian
      Hi Jane: You may want to try the D3 I now take. I have reactions to fillers and many additives. Sports Research, it is based in the USA and I have had no bad reactions with this brand. The D3 does have coconut oil but it is non GMO, it is Gluten free, Soy free, Soybean free and Safflower oil free.  I have a cupboard full of supplements that did not agree with me -  I just keep trying and have finally settled on Sports Research. I take NAKA Women's Multi full spectrum, and have not felt sick after taking 2 capsules per day -  it is a Canadian company. I buy both from Amazon. I wish you well in your searching, I know how discouraging it all is. Florence.  
    • catnapt
      highly unlikely  NOTHING and I mean NOTHING else has ever caused me these kinds of symptoms I have no problem with dates, they are a large part of my diet In fact, I eat a very high fiber, very high vegetable and bean diet and have for many years now. It's considered a whole foods plant based or plant forward diet (I do now eat some lean ground turkey but not much) I was off dairy for years but recently had to add back plain yogurt to meet calcium needs that I am not allowed to get from supplements (I have not had any problem with the yogurt)   I eat almost no processed foods. I don't eat out. almost everything I eat, I cook myself I am going to keep a food diary but to be honest, I already know that it's wheat products and also barley that are the problem, which is why I gradually stopped eating and buying them. When I was eating them, like back in early 2024, when I was in the middle of moving and ate out (always had bread or toast or rolls or a sub or pizza) I felt terrible but at that time was so busy and exhausted that I never stopped to think it was the food. Once I was in my new place, I continued to have bread from time to time and had such horrible joint pain that I was preparing for 2 total knee replacements as well as one hip! The surgery could not go forward as I was (and still am) actively losing calcium from my bones. That problem has yet to be properly diagnosed and treated   anyway over time I realized that I felt better when I stopped eating bread. Back at least 3 yrs ago I noticed that regular pasta made me sick so I switched to brown rice pasta and even though it costs a lot more, I really like it.   so gradually I just stopped buying and eating foods with gluten. I stopped getting raisin bran when I was constipated because it made me bloated and it didn't help the constipation any more (used to be a sure bet that it would in the past)   I made cookies and brownies using beans and rolled oats and dates and tahini and I LOVE them and have zero issues eating those I eat 1 or more cans of beans per day easily can eat a pound of broccoli - no problem! Brussels sprouts the same thing.   so yeh it's bread and related foods that are clearly the problem  there is zero doubt in my mind    
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