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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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curlyfries Contributor
See the picture. She's here and she's ours. :D:D:D And in my lap, asleep.

Uh-oh.......competition for the Weezer!!!

She's a cutie-pie! :D


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jerseyangel Proficient
I haven't read at all -

but there is good reason.

See the picture. She's here and she's ours. :D:D:D And in my lap, asleep.

She is so sweet, I can't even STAND it :wub:

Welcome to Sillieville, Sammy :D

psawyer Proficient

Her Royal Majesty, Erica. It has a certain je n'est sais quoi, n'est-ce pas?

As Oracle, I must point out that your term as monarch here is limited. Even though you ascended the throne as a teenager, you are not destined to be the next Open Original Shared Link.

happygirl Collaborator

I think she is chasing bones in her sleep. She's on my lap, and her tail is wagging, and her head is moving and her whole body is wiggling. I think my giggling is going to wake her up.

I'm smitten. My heart grew about 10000000000x the size it was.

psawyer Proficient

Welcome, Sammy. Laura, you and Eric are beginning a wonderful journey.

jerseyangel Proficient
I think she is chasing bones in her sleep. She's on my lap, and her tail is wagging, and her head is moving and her whole body is wiggling. I think my giggling is going to wake her up.

Aw--I think she's just happy to be home and wif her mom :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
yes!! i think soozie should be queen!! post soozie post!! :D

Two reigns ago, thank you veddy much. ;)

uhhh... well... youngest queen ever huh? :ph34r:^_^

Yes, your Teenaged Highness! Now this means, you know, that you have to stay with us for at LEAST the full 100 pages of your reign. Sorry, homework be damned.....we are your SILLIES and we are MUCH MORE important. ;)

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OMG :lol:

Just did it again.........was writing adn walked away for hours without posting :unsure:

am I losing me mind?


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elye Community Regular
She is so sweet, I can't even STAND it

OMG .. . . . . ....Laura!!!!! :wub::wub::wub: I, myself, also cannot even stand it!!!!

Samantha means "listener".. . . ..... .. ..

A little girl who will be listening. . . . . . and listening. .. . . . . .... :)

happygirl Collaborator

My heart is so happy - she was meant to be our puppy.

Green12 Enthusiast

Congrats Erica, your Queenship, yer Highness, and whatever else I am supposed to say :D:D:D:D

I think we all are in love with Samantha, what a sweet little puppers she is :wub: :wub:

curlyfries Contributor

Queen Erica has been on for quite some time without posting <_<

I am picturing her sitting in front of her computer making hand gestures, trying to sign words like 'penis' and 'vagina'! :lol:

OMG.....what else is there that I have forgotten? :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OOPS! emoticonally busted (furious face)

I guess it never caught on like the *L on the forehead*

*snooooooooooooort* :lol:

no, not YET anyway...... ;)

Now, you must lay this huge announcement on yer parents. .. . . .....

We wanna hear, exactly, word fer word, what they say. .. . .....

:lol: :lol: :lol: Yes, she must explain it quite earnestly and sincerely, because, this royal duty IS her most important assignment, at present - PSERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alright, alright......

SERIOUSLY awesome banana bread, here goes. Makes 2 loaves.

1 cup sorghum flour

1 cup arrowroot starch

1 cup buckwheat flour (or quinoa flakes)

1 tsp salt

1 1/2 Tbsp baking powder

2 tsp baking soda

1 1/2 tsps xanthan gum

6 eggs

6 very ripe bananas, I freeze mine and thaw, they're sweeter

1/2 cup honey, more if you like it sweeter

but OMG. :unsure: I have every kind of flour you can imagine but..........except those first three ingredients! I am tryign to use up what I have, what should I do?????????????????????????

I HATE baking. :angry: and substituting one bad g f flour for another sub-standard thing..... :(

but what am i supposed to say? "hey guess what i just got, um, elected (sorta) Queen of Psillyville!" "Of WHAT?!!" "Psillyville... it's this thing, it's a post/topic/thread/whatever on that celiac forum we found forever ago....?" "And how much time exactly have you been spending on there, to get elected queen?" "Uhhhhh...... :ph34r: well i mean that's not how u get elected..." "How much time?"

:lol: Yes, something along those lines would work

SO! Coronation celebration o'er here, in the tub. Fits eight, so we'll be takin' turns... . .Patti will have a new haircut to show off, Bevel won't have any catheters to worry about.....Amanda, did you pick up a new bathing suit in your shopping spree?..... . .Sooozie can maybe nab some o' that stuff in da truck. . . ... :lol:

:lol: SUPERB timing of events, indeed! Yes, I'll see waht I can do about the truck, but, 'tis all gone now, some secret location. Took so damned long that I IN FACT have to be in the office at 8 in the morning tomorrow.

HARRUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

my shadow has not darkened a doorway before.........10 a.m. in.......a few years, I'd say...... :unsure: I don't even make morning doctor's appointments........

and PLUS, a new PUPPY showed up today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

could she BE any cuter? Stiff competition for the Weez, I tell ya..........should we just give up? Do puppies trump regular grown dogs? :lol: She's still trying...........new av coming soon...........

Hey Aiaaarrrr-i-cuuuhhhh

:lol: dat was phunny

I haven't read at all -

but there is good reason.

See the picture. She's here and she's ours. And in my lap, asleep.

:wub: I seriously can't take it.................

I think she is chasing bones in her sleep. She's on my lap, and her tail is wagging, and her head is moving and her whole body is wiggling. I think my giggling is going to wake her up.

I'm smitten. My heart grew about 10000000000x the size it was.

:wub: puppy love..........I LOVE their breath adn their smell! i'm on the next plane out........see you soon!!!!!!!!!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

curlyfries Contributor
am I losing me mind?

Nahhh.......it's probably just taking little mini-vacations :P

Jestgar Rising Star
My heart is so happy - she was meant to be our puppy.

:wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
My heart is so happy - she was meant to be our puppy.

:wub:

Um........okay..............just wondering..........do labradoUrs dig? And chew furniture? because..........there may come a time when.........you might just........well, you might not feel exactly the same way you do today.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

My Stinker, God rest her soul, ran a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry successful trenching and excavation business in the back yard for her first two to three years........I'm not talking just......digging holes........oh no. We are talking furrows.....caverns........deep, long, connected ruts.....tunnels......nearly the whole grass obliterated and gone. :blink: Just a continuous maze of deep ruts and furrows and mud and dirt and holes. :lol:

<there were times I did want to bash her little triangular dingo head in>

:ph34r:

but.......the cuteness and the charm and the intelligence and the companionship and the snuggling love......she had my heart from the first second I saw her, in her cage. :wub:

Just remember the cuteness factor - it goes a long way. :)

I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy she's with you and wriggling around in your lap...........

curlyfries Contributor
As Oracle, I must point out that your term as monarch here is limited. Even though you ascended the throne as a teenager, you are not destined to be the next Open Original Shared Link.

Oracle PeOter is bound and determined to get those history lessons in!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG :unsure:

did not mean to steal Sammy's spotlight with the drawn-out explanation of Stinker's malfeasance.

:lol:

:ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
did not mean to steal Sammy's spotlight with the drawn-out explanation of Stinker's malfeasance.

I don't think anyone noticed.

I believe the only words anyone saw from that entire page were.........cute.. .puppy... .wiggle. ...love.. ..sweet....cute....aw.. . :wub:.. .puppy

Yup.....that's about it. :P

curlyfries Contributor

Gee......who woulda thunk people would get pissy on a Miracle Whip thread? :blink: ...... <sigh> .. . . .

.. .. .. . ...and I'm not referring to you, Peter......I know you're just trying to get the facts straightened out... . . . .... . .and maybe shut some people up

.. . . .....I understand some people feel the need to be right, but can't they do it without making it appear as though they're sticking their tongues out at each other?

If you can't play nice, get out of the sandbox.

I'm going to bed.... ..... . . ........ ..to dream of puppies

psawyer Proficient
Gee......who woulda thunk people would get pissy on a Miracle Whip thread? :blink: ...... <sigh> .. . . .

Well, ... I'm not going to comment here, but it has turned into a nasty discussion about a certain food company. Open Original Shared Link

It is late, and I have to be at work early in the morning. G'night, all.

Erica94 Rookie
Gee......who woulda thunk people would get pissy on a Miracle Whip thread? :blink: ...... <sigh> .. . . .

yeesh they are getting bitey... aha! but peter beat them all :D

i'll try to comment on this evening's stuff tomorrow... i keep lurking but i don't comment.... :rolleyes: lol

Jestgar Rising Star

Beat Emily!!

G'Mornin' all

elye Community Regular

Mornin', Miracle Whippers! <_<:lol:

Okay. . . . will be trying to phigure out this enormous, expensive, suddenly intimidating toy today . . ...crap, hot tubs involve mathematical testing, configuring, the dreaded cleaning. . . . .....

Perhaps the bugler can be hired (or threatened) to do this. The jester has NO work ethic - - just wants to sit around, shake his tambourine, chortle, make people laugh, be entertained . . .. can you imagine? Putting off other daily duties to laugh and be entertained with others?? <_<:lol:

I am picturing her sitting in front of her computer making hand gestures, trying to sign words like 'penis' and 'vagina'! :lol:

Um. . . . . . D'ya suspect that these may also be things she will share with her parents?

. . . .. .. .we may be having a sudden re-assignment of the Royal Post . . . .. ...... .. :lol:

:wub: puppy love..........I LOVE their breath adn their smell! i'm on the next plane out........see you soon!!!!!!!!!

Oh mah gaaaaaawwwwd............ . . that incredible Puppy Smell. .. . . ......there is NOTHING like it. If Chanel were to have bottled that, I would be all over anyone wearing it. . . . . . B):D

i'll try to comment on this evening's stuff tomorrow... i keep lurking but i don't comment.... :rolleyes: lol

Erica! You are now Monarch. . . .. .....there can be none of this. You must preside, at all times.. . ..... ....Lurking is reserved for the unwashed plebians. Our Queen must Reign!! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
:wub: puppy love..........I LOVE their breath adn their smell! i'm on the next plane out........see you soon!!!!!!!!!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

HOW and WHAT are these little black love hearts???? :unsure:

I want them!!

GADS!!! Susie's 8.ooam start, - and much burning of the mj!!! :wacko:

ALL hail our new teen Queen ERICA!!!!!! (great feet in your av BTW your maj)

......Can hardly bare the sheer unadulterated overly excessive bloomin' CUTENESS of our newest canine psilly!!!! :wub:

Stinker's malfeasance :lol:

Talking of malfeasance...

Feeling ever so better about me my son's educational future today having had a meeting phirst thing this morn - they are going to try and get him into an 'integration programME' for kids who've been out of school for a long time

Que Sera sera methinks <_<

Where's BEV???? :unsure:

She's got TWO arms and she better be using 'em!!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Wow---all I have to say I missed alot last night

Julie--snow????? :o:o tis early indeed! We must track down our dear yeti and send him yer way in case shoveling will be needed

Erica-- Congrats my dear!!!! Have you worked on yer wave, youngest queen--we may need to have a parade to celebrate.

We shall be a house-hunting this evening, Landen included. Jen is heading to an interview for a nursing spot on a different floor, where there is a manager who understands employees have families and sometimes they get ill. So let's all get her in our thoughts today. :):)

I guess its time for me to go to work--well I am already here but maybe I should start some work....

Carry on my Sillies.....strange I am listening to Carry on my wayward Son as I type this LOL

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