The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

Open Original Shared Link

[DingoGirl]

Beat Emily!!

this took me a minute...........

HOW and WHAT are these little black love hearts????

I want them!!

the little ♥'s are made simply by holding down the ALT key adn pressing 3 on your numerical keypad (peter taught me this, from his handy chart!). I am THRILLED, thrilled to death I tell you..........

see here

ALT + 1 ☺

ALT + 2 ☻

and so on

♥

♦

♣

♠

(I have enlarged them)

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must jump in shower and see what Mad Shane's got for me today in his marijuana-burning frenzy (next time I'm gonna ask to go WITH the truck for the dumping, this does entail a small element of danger and OH YES, I will be there. ) Oh but wait - this may require a security clearance......crap.

SAMMY!!!!!!!!!!! did you sleep through the night????????????????

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have enlarged me hearts and made them coloUred! I am simply OUT OF MY MIND FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Mornin', Miracle Whippers!

p.s.

dat was phunny :lol:

and......mind that court Jester, will ya? he's going to drink all the absinthe before you know it

[happygirl]

I'm sure you all know the answer to "Did Sammie sleep through the night?"

[DingoGirl]

I'm sure you all know the answer to "Did Sammie sleep through the night?"

:lol:

let me rephrase - -

did Sammie sleep AT ALL?

[nikki-uk]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must jump in shower and see what Mad Shane's got for me today in his marijuana-burning frenzy (next time I'm gonna ask to go WITH the truck for the dumping, this does entail a small element of danger and OH YES, I will be there. ) Oh but wait - this may require a security clearance......crap.

Ok, how about you promise you're of good character.....you'll wear and mask and absolutely will NOT inhale

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I have enlarged me hearts and made them coloUred! I am simply OUT OF MY MIND FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH NO!!

It won't work for ME

I only have an 'Alt Gr' key but nowt happens when I press it with any number on num keypad:((....

.....OH PEOTER!!!!

I'm sure you all know the answer to "Did Sammie sleep through the night?"

Oh poor tired Mummy!!!

[Jestgar]

WooHoo!! Fire sale on stocks today!! Everybody stock up!

[JNBunnie1]

WooHoo!! Fire sale on stocks today!! Everybody stock up!

Yeah, baby...

Oh, I forget who wanted the flour conversion options. You could try white rice, quinoa flakes, and cornstarch or tapioca starch. I think millet or teff would be too dark.

[blueeyedmanda]

The 2 houses we were looking into both sold....we were supposed to visit them tonight....so depressing. It seems like we are never going to find somewhere to live...this sucks!

[Jestgar]

When we visit you guys in Canada, do we have to stay Open Original Shared Link? And is it melting?

Manda, I know it's frustrating, but when you find the house you really really want, you'll get it.

[elye]

see here

ALT + 1 ☺

ALT + 2 ☻

and so on

♥

♦

♣

♠

GAAAHHH!! This is tremENdous!!! PeOter, why did you not post these for everyone to use??? Or did you, and I missed it? Do you have any more?? (being Oracle and all, there's probably ALL KINDS of keyboard tricks that you know). . . . .....

Can you make a li'l bum? Or a screaming face, or a li'l duck or some guy vomiting? These are the REAL pictograms we need around here... . . ..

Must try:

♣

○

☻

Dear gawd. . . ......who in hell will be needing to use a club?? Or a phunny little circle? And please, what IS that last thing. .. . . .a goalie mask?? These will come in SO handy for. . . . . um. . . . . not certain .. . . .....

Okay, at least we have ☺ and ♥. . . .

WARNING - - Some ALT combinations cause the page to disappear......managed to find it again, somehow. .. . . ......So don't go in willy-nilly . . . . . ... . ...

I'm sure you all know the answer to "Did Sammie sleep through the night?"

Yes. . . . . . I remember this . . .. . . ....

Awwwwwww. .......just remembering plaintive, 2 am puppy cries. . . . . . .....

WooHoo!! Fire sale on stocks today!! Everybody stock up!

You bet. . . . . . . . ..I wanna laugh, but. . ... . ..... . . . it's a frightening time. . .. ..

When we visit you guys in Canada, do we have to stay Open Original Shared Link? And is it melting?

Yes, we should all spend a night at this hotel. It is a couple of hours from my place, and we toured it a few years ago. Yep, all ice. . . . . big novelty factor, but I cannot imagine sleeping there. . .. . . .....

[nikki-uk]

When we visit you guys in Canada, do we have to stay Open Original Shared Link? And is it melting?

Fabulous!!!....I like that you get hot beverages

We have this in Open Original Shared Link

Is this site running slow or is it me computer??

[nikki-uk]

h

[Jestgar]

We have this in Open Original Shared Link

mmmmm gluten-free vodka :drool:

[dksart]

mmmmm gluten-free vodka :drool:

Absolut is made from wheat. I know they say it's Gluten-free, but I get a strong reaction from it. It took me a while to figure it out, but Absolut makes me sick. That was my drink, I kept a bottle in my freezer. Now I have to drink rum, wine or if I can find some, sorghum beer.

[nikki-uk]

mmmmm gluten-free vodka :drool:

...'bout time you got the drinks in on da book Jess

[Jestgar]

Absolut is made from wheat. I know they say it's Gluten-free, but I get a strong reaction from it. It took me a while to figure it out, but Absolut makes me sick. That was my drink, I kept a bottle in my freezer. Now I have to drink rum, wine or if I can find some, sorghum beer.

Arrgg. Why do they have to ruin everything with stupid wheat?

[elye]

Arrgg. Why do they have to ruin everything with stupid wheat?

Yeah. . . . like OUR INTESTINES?????

☻ Okay, I am obsessed wif this undeciperable pictogram. What can it mean???

How do I make these things bigger? I'm SO out of the loop!!

[Jestgar]

♀☺

♁☻

How fun!

[Darn210]

Congratulations Queen Erica!!! You are more than welcome to take this job!! I will be shipping up the crown, robe and sceptre shortly. The robe smells. Needs dry cleaning. I think Emily let her dogs sleep on it. Don't ask about the blood stain!! Yes, the jester and trumpeter are doing better, however, they have a standing appointment for their couples counseling that you will need to make sure that they get to . . . and whatever you do, don't let them get ahold of the keys to ANYbody's car, truck, RV, lawn tractor, etc . . . you get the drift. If you've got a lock for yer bike, I would use it.

Awwwwww . . . Sammmmmmmmmmmy . . . You know Laura, right now while you guys are both at work, he's sleeping as much as he can so that he can stay up all night and play with youse guys tonight!!! Good Thang those puppies are so darn cute!!!

[psawyer]

Okay, for anybody who missed it the first time, the Oracle presents Open Original Shared Link

[tom]

Mornin Sillies

Got my candida bloodtest results yesterday.

I really expected higher numbers.

Candida IgA 8

Candida IgG 2

Candida IgM 7

Limit's 10 for all.

So the test says it's not a problem. Or shouldn't be. It would've explained CFS, perfume/cleanser issues AND all the foods beyond gluten, dairy, soy that bother me.

I've never had a "total IgA" test. As w/ the celiac antibody test (which I never had), couldn't that possibly distort this antibody test?

P.S. Congrats Teen Queen Air-ih-kah!!!!!

And assorted as applicable

<got some catchin' up to do>

[nikki-uk]

PTAUM!!!

Sorry you didn't get any answers from the candida test ..might be worth getting a total IgA......although low IgA wouldn't affect the IgM and IgG results

[Green12]

Happy Hump Day Sillies!!!!!!!

Curly Lisa had her silly on last night I meant to ask how old is your DD?

puppy love..........I LOVE their breath and their smell!

Yes, the puppy smell!!!!!! You know those email "getting to know you" surveys (with questions like what's your favorite food, movie, tv show, drink, smell) I always put down "puppies" as one of my favorite smells!!!

So good to know I'm not the only odd ball on that one, hee hee!

My Stinker, God rest her soul, ran a veeeeeeeeeeeeeeerry successful trenching and excavation business in the back yard for her first two to three years........I'm not talking just......digging holes........oh no. We are talking furrows.....caverns........deep, long, connected ruts.....tunnels......nearly the whole grass obliterated and gone. Just a continuous maze of deep ruts and furrows and mud and dirt and holes.

This absolutely C R A C K E D me arse up!!!!!!!! Is that anything like a crinkly bum? Or two entirely different things.....

That is a good question...are Labs mischevious? I do not know....you might find the occasional chewed up shoe in your closet Laura!

Okay. . . . will be trying to phigure out this enormous, expensive, suddenly intimidating toy today . . ...crap, hot tubs involve mathematical testing, configuring, the dreaded cleaning. . . . .....

Perhaps the bugler can be hired (or threatened) to do this. The jester has NO work ethic - - just wants to sit around, shake his tambourine, chortle, make people laugh, be entertained . . .. can you imagine? Putting off other daily duties to laugh and be entertained with others??

Didn't get a chance to say CONGRATS on the arrival of the hot tub yesterday Em!! What a big day here in Sillyville..... Sammy came home, Erica was crowned Queen, you got yer hot tub, and Bev's good news!!!!!

A Puppy Queen Hot Tubbin PAH-TAY!!!! With Bev wavin BOTH her arms wildly above her head!!!!!!!!!!!!

Who knew hot tubs would require maths that's something to bring up when kids say, "when will I ever need to use this again in my life???" when doing math homework. Now we all can say, "you just wait, one of these days you will want to get a hot tub and however will you manage without MATH!!!!!!!"

Talking of malfeasance...

Feeling ever so better about me my son's educational future today having had a meeting phirst thing this morn - they are going to try and get him into an 'integration programME' for kids who've been out of school for a long time

Glad the meeting went well Nik....and I'm glad you are feeling better about things

I hope it all works out with this other programme!!! It sure sounds like a good fit, I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Julie--snow????? tis early indeed! We must track down our dear yeti and send him yer way in case shoveling will be needed

That yeti is a life saver with all the snow removal

Um, the forecast might be changing. It's shaking out to not be as cold as first predicted, thus a good possibility there will only be rain and not snow.

Good luck with the house hunting!!

I'm sure you all know the answer to "Did Sammie sleep through the night?"

Janet is right, she'll sleep all day and will be ready to play all night!!

Thanks Bunnie for the bangin banana bread recipe

And thanks Peter for the link!

So my little story to share.....I was treadmilling this morning, flipping through the OnDemand music channels as usual trying to find a song with a good up tempo beat when I land on a catchy song by the band 3 Oh! 3 (maybe the youngins or kids of sillies are more familiar?) Anywho, I'm just walking along at a brisk pace and I hear these lyrics......

Shush girl shut your lips,

Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

I said, Shush girl shut your lips,

Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

I said, Shush girl shut your lips,

Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

[Green12]

Mornin Sillies

Got my candidaq bloodtest results yesterday.

I really expected higher numbers.

Candida IgA 8

Candida IgG 2

Candida IgM 7

Limit's 10 for all.

So the test says it's not a problem. Or shouldn't be. It would've explained CFS, perfume/cleanser issues AND all the foods beyond gluten, dairy, soy that bother me.

I've never had a "total IgA" test. As w/ the celiac antibody test (which I never had), couldn't that possibly distort this antibody test?

Good to see you Tom

Sorry you didn't get many answers from your candida test I just don't know much about it to shed any light, wish I did.....

Are you still planning on going to the Mayo clinic?