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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Erica94 Rookie

congrats on ur puppy laura!! she's adorable :wub: :wub:

Mornin', Miracle Whippers! <_<:lol:

Perhaps the bugler can be hired (or threatened) to do this. The jester has NO work ethic - - just wants to sit around, shake his tambourine, chortle, make people laugh, be entertained . . .. can you imagine? Putting off other daily duties to laugh and be entertained with others?? <_<:lol:

Um. . . . . . D'ya suspect that these may also be things she will share with her parents?

. . . .. .. .we may be having a sudden re-assignment of the Royal Post . . . .. ...... .. :lol:

Erica! You are now Monarch. . . .. .....there can be none of this. You must preside, at all times.. . ..... ....Lurking is reserved for the unwashed plebians. Our Queen must Reign!! :lol:

:lol: :lol:

oh how dare he!! this just sounds so unlike anyone else i could possibly know... :rolleyes::lol:

lol i couldn't! they'd never let me come back!! NO REASSIGNING OR YOU SHALL BE BANISHED!!!

terribly sorry... no more lurking :ph34r: hopefully... i shall try to be more patrician-esque :D

ALL hail our new teen Queen ERICA!!!!!! (great feet in your av BTW your maj)

Talking of malfeasance...

Feeling ever so better about me my son's educational future today having had a meeting phirst thing this morn - they are going to try and get him into an 'integration programME' for kids who've been out of school for a long time

Que Sera sera methinks <_<

thanks! :D hmm no pics of them in pointe shoes tho... perhaps monday?

hurray! :) how'd that go?

uhhh... what does que sera sera mean? i know i've heard it before... :unsure:

part 2 coming up!!


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DingoGirl Enthusiast

look at this

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:huh:

OMG - we can do major works of art now

:lol:

psawyer Proficient
look at this

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:huh:

OMG - we can do major works of art now

:lol:

OMG, what have I unleashed?

I see you, Erica. It is past 11:30. I have to be at work in the morning, so I am going to bed now. B)

Erica94 Rookie
Congratulations Queen Erica!!! You are more than welcome to take this job!! I will be shipping up the crown, robe and sceptre shortly. The robe smells. Needs dry cleaning. I think Emily let her dogs sleep on it. Don't ask about the blood stain!! Yes, the jester and trumpeter are doing better, however, they have a standing appointment for their couples counseling that you will need to make sure that they get to . . . and whatever you do, don't let them get ahold of the keys to ANYbody's car, truck, RV, lawn tractor, etc . . . you get the drift. If you've got a lock for yer bike, I would use it.

Yeah, what's with the smell on that robe? Me poodles don't smell, and don't shed, either, so they were free to lounge on it regularly. . . . . . ....the wrinkles in the velvet are absolutely due to prone dog. Get them to press it, Erica, when you take it in . . . . ..

I think our Jester/Bugler couple swiped it one evening and took turns adorning it while out carousing through downtown Ottawa. . . . . bugling, tambourining, staggering, singing. . . . who knows what the source of that lingering stench is. . . . ..... :huh: And that stain.... . . ...I've been wondering if it is from blood, or something else.

I think the bugler wore it to his shift at Walmart, without clearing it with me.

:lol:

Ptaoughmghmn! Interesting. . . . candida shouldn't be offering you any problems. .. . ..curiouser and curiouser. . . .....I'm sorry you're no closer to some, ANY, answer. . . ..... :(:angry:

I'm off to peruse Oracle PeOter's pictogram site of page 37, er sumfin'. . . . .

:lol: :lol: will do!

sorry u didn't get the answers u wanted ptaoughmghmn :( (an attempt at emily's spelling :D was it right?)

ummm... oracle peter? was that article supposed to make sense? cuz it was confuuuuusing.... :P

oh and emily?

☻ ← that is just a face!! somebody w/dark skin!! psilly... i think the robe fumes have gone to ur head :lol:

ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EMoticonally busted again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I like these sentences because SEE, we DO talk about pserious things and scientific stuff on the silly thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we actually DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gahh that always happens to me :angry:

err, susie? i think once/twice every 20 pages doesn't count ;)

:o

Suzie's teasing me!!!!! :angry:

I'm telling!

*sigh* no teasing susie... don't make me give u a time-out!!

I think someone must have inhaled the burning doobage today.............

:o:lol:

glad u had fun soozie!! :D

WHAT??????????? the teenager (up WAY past her bedtime) making me STAY HERE to read her ROYAL POST???????????????????

the noive, I tell ya

:D:lol:

in fact not past my bedtime!! so there! uh... well... technically my bedtime's right now... :P

the what?

and what was that fantastic masterpiece?? O.O how did you do it?!!!

Erica94 Rookie
OMG, what have I unleashed?

peoter saying OMG :lol: :lol:

curlyfries Contributor

hey!

This is fun!

Erica....go back to Peter's link and look at the chart.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
OMG, what have I unleashed?

OMG :lol: :lol: :lol:

We are giddy with psylly psymbols, just a mad party here, with just.......three or four of us, including our teenaged queen :lol:

I must apologize, I am giddy today and have addressed NOTHING serious. :( Tomorrow.

But - I am always thinking of all of you and uplifting your concerns and problems in prayer. :)

Just..........too much................doobage today :lol:

ummm... oracle peter? was that article supposed to make sense? cuz it was confuuuuusing....

oh and emily?

☻ ← that is just a face!! somebody w/dark skin!! psilly... i think the robe fumes have gone to ur head

gahh that always happens to me :angry:

err, susie? i think once/twice every 20 pages doesn't count ;)

*sigh* no teasing susie... don't make me give u a time-out!!

glad u had fun soozie!! :D

in fact not past my bedtime!! so there! uh... well... technically my bedtime's right now... :P

the what?

and what was that fantastic masterpiece?? O.O how did you do it?!!!

:lol: :lol:

Air-ih-kah's whole post cracked me up :lol:

robe fumes :lol:

peoter saying OMG :lol: :lol:

:lol: I know

okay........I REALLY am going to bed now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

'night sillies

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cave paintings

:lol:

<I need an intervention>


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curlyfries Contributor

OK......must stop playing and get to bed.

I wonder hoe Suzie got 2 colors in one design?

Edit: Never mind...that was several designs.....psilly me

Erica94 Rookie
hey!

This is fun!

Erica....go back to Peter's link and look at the chart.

curlyfries Contributor

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nikki-uk Enthusiast

GOOD LUNCHTIME :blink: PHOLKS!!!!

T'is a gloriously sunny autumnal day here!!!!

I'm sure there are plenty of people, however, who don't mind a little phecal-smeared doobage from the dumpster.................

Poo/puff crime most heinous :lol:

The smelly royal stained robe :lol: ....just makes me giggle

I must try an o e ......wait :unsure: ......''my son has cœliac disease'' :lol: OMG!!! very subtle but very amusing :D

♥ ♥ ♥

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies--

Jen got the new job and will start dayshift in December :):):)

No news on the housing front--very depressing day yesterday--lets see what today brings!

Laura what an adorable puppy!

Erica you are such a night owl aren't you?

John has to work at 7 the next 3 days which means we don't drive together, so our mornings are off track.

I guess thats it. Time to begin the day...I am feeling so blah!

elye Community Regular

Good Morning, Sillies!!

Wow, SUCH Silliness last night!! Whilst I slept, Psillyville burned. . . . with doobage smoke. . . . :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

ALT 9 ----->○.....

alt 7 takes me back to my home page

Where has Emily's cursory cursor gone???? :unsure: .....and (you know what's coming) WHAT does it all mean

GADS!!!....stew is cooking in the slow cooker...smells divine :P ....I may have put a tad too much red wine in :huh::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
*sigh* no teasing susie... don't make me give u a time-out!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

What in Hell happened here last nigh?????

Just how far did that smoke spread?

And why did I sleep through it?? :ph34r:

look at this

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:huh:

OMG - we can do major works of art now

:lol:

hey!

This is fun!

Erica....go back to Peter's link and look at the chart.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Poo/puff crime most heinous :lol:

The smelly royal stained robe :lol: ....just makes me giggle

I must try an o e ......wait :unsure: ......''my son has c

elye Community Regular
Where has Emily's cursory cursor gone???? :unsure: ...

OMG. . . . it has NOT returned. Jess is uterusless, and I remain cursorless. This MUST mean SOMETHING.

I'll bet Suzanne Somers has my gawdd@mned cursor. . . . . she takes things, you know. . .

((((GASP)))). . . . . ..Jess!!! Does she have your uterus, as well???? :o:lol:

...smells divine :P ....I may have put a tad too much red wine in :huh::lol:

Um. . . . . . not possible. . . . . ......

<_<:rolleyes:

what in hell? this doesn't happen here.........is it an equatorial proximity situation?

Mygawd. . . . . Nikki and I are the only ones affected by the ALT 7 pageback phlip?? This must be something verrrrry significant. It is a Commonwealth thing, obviously......but why?? We Canucks have a federal election taking place next week..... .. . . .perhaps our reigning prime minister is in cahoots with Gordon Brown, encoding some things to achieve votes, somehow........ . ALT 7..... .. . back one page. . . . . .vote for Stephen Harper. . . .

Hmmm. . . . must ponder this, deeply. There may be a blockbuster story, here..... . . . :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Sillyville is so coloUrphul!!! :D Yeah Jess--there was a par-tay here last night and where in hell were WE???? :lol:

Ok....so this new phun trick--can it be done on a laptop? Cause they don't have a number pad and I can't get the numbers I have across the top to work. :blink::huh::unsure:<_<

PeOter--please advise :rolleyes: I wanna play too :P

Hee! Suzanne Somers!! ;):lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all--

Me brain ain't up to trying any of the new 'font' stuff but keep it up folks looks fun :blink:

Just taking a break here........ i've been on the deck all morning trying to scrub the pots to replant stuff to bring in for the 'winter over' in the house. :ph34r: Why do i do this. I usually wait till the FROST/FREEZE warning are coming in 4 hrs..........do it in the dark alot of times. It's such a nice day today to do it....but why on the days the energy level is low or gone on vacation........ :o;)

Wanted to post this here as just read on Scotts news letter and it's all about gluten-free skin products and this girl has a good article. Alot of things in it will support what many of us have been saying for so long.....we can't use skin and soaps/shampoos that aren't gluten-free etc.

I'm so happy to see him posting this on his newsletter

https://www.celiac.com/articles/21653/1/Glu...ucts/Page1.html

EDIT--I'm not sure I can use these products personally after reading the ingredients but........ it's good that there is a article supported by this forum that states that there is a possibility that we haven't been nuts all along and we can have a problem with products that we put on our bodies....

Carry on with the silly..........I have to get back into the dang dirt.......... :angry::lol:

Judy

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG. . . . it has NOT returned. Jess is uterusless, and I remain cursorless.

As long as neither of us is curseless, I think we'll muddle through.

Green12 Enthusiast

Just a poop in to say my rescue dog will be here in a couple of hours :D:D:D

Judy thanks for that link, I am also glad that issue is being addressed, and speaking of I am having a heck of a time finding shampoo and conditioner formulated for curly hair without wheat proteins (and soy, which I need to stay away from also)...just had my hairdresser pick up the Redken Fresh Curls line at the warehouse and I looked on the back and saw wheat and soy protein in the ingredients, CURSES!!!!!

I need to practice with the fancy digits and shapes...Patti, good point about it working on a laptop, we shall have to experiment, maybe the Oracle will weigh in on this.

(Did ya watch DSM last night??)

I'll be back!

Jestgar Rising Star
I need to practice with the fancy digits and shapes...Patti, good point about it working on a laptop, we shall have to experiment, maybe the Oracle will weigh in on this.

Read this as Oracle Whip :lol: :lol:

Julie, my hairdresser told the curly girls in our commute group not to use shampoo, just clean your hair with conditioner.

Mtndog Collaborator

OMGawd- It was a DOOBAGE MASSACRE!! Much was smoked and is lost to those of us undoobaged. Must go get some scary, hairy shrooms just to keep up around here!!!!!!!

Is it terrible that I just want her to sleep in the bed with me? !!!! (Sleeping in the bed with me does NOT equal "crate training", apparently)

I love, love, love her. LOVE HER.

Oh :wub: :wub: :wub: Angus was crated his first night here. I slept on the floor, next to the crate with my hand inside petting him. He cried the whole night (me too :( ) Kept trying but never worked. The poor guy spent a 23 hour ride up from TN in a crate and now likes neither crates nor car rides. He sweeps on the bed when it's just me and he sweeps on the floor when Kurt gets in. I have no regrets- I want my Angie right by my side! Except when he's pharting :blink::unsure:

I think someone must have inhaled the burning doobage today.............

Julie's on a phlipping roll!!!!!!!!!

Sillyville is so coloUrphul!!! :D Yeah Jess--there was a par-tay here last night and where in hell were WE???? :lol:

I know- I slept through the whole thing!!!!!!

Just a poop in to say my rescue dog will be here in a couple of hours :D:D:D

I'll be back!

YAHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Just a poop in to say my rescue dog will be here in a couple of hours :D:D:D

How exciting!!!!!! :D

Julie, I've been using Garnier Fortifying Shampoo and the matching conditioner. I was using their Sleek and Shine Anti-Humidity Smoothing Milk when my hair was longer and now I use the Curl Sculpting Cream-Gel.

I've yet to find a "salon" brand that doesn't contain wheat at least in the conditioner.

jerseyangel Proficient
Julie, my hairdresser told the curly girls in our commute group not to use shampoo, just clean your hair with conditioner.

I used to only shampoo every other day when my hair was longer--now I wash and condition it every day. I just can't go more than two days without washing my hair :P

Hi Bev!! :D Angus :wub:

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