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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oracles hugged: Zero :(

Phrezno-ites still loved anyway: One :wub:

POETER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥♥♥

where have you been??????????????????

There is always a hug waiting for you. :)

Well, glad you still love this pathetic Phrezno-ite. :lol: BTW is it phreezing up there? And, you have been awfully quiet lately........ :unsure: Things okay at the store?

Amanda! cleaning up the stove splatters, ugh! I love gas also (stoves, people :lol: >, do not have one, harrumph. You must get your ankle checked out!

But - speaking of stoves - sumfin' quite funny happened today, involving a whole roll of dental floss falling (unbeknownst to me) out of its plastic container and........into the metal burner-thingy under the stove grate.....I have no idea how it got there or how long it had been there. Gads.

so, pretty soon, the noxious smell of burning.........plastic? what? and a small phyre was underway under the burner. I calmly grabbed the tongs and retrieved this burning, unknown, flaming mysterious object that was poisoning the entire 'hood with its stench.

And, it took me about half and hour to figure out what it was, :lol: as it morphed into an unrecognizable globule of........melted and re-solidified hard, blackened plastic. :blink:

tell me, who in HELL has a burning, melted orb of molten dental floss on his or her stove, but ME?

:blink:

:wacko:

:ph34r:

<it was REALLY cool, BTW> :lol:


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jerseyangel Proficient

"globule" :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Susie Q!!!!!

OH MAH GAH!!!!!!!

Yer Phresno Sausage Whacker made Perez Hilton today:

OH MAH GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Julie, so glad you shared! *snort*

what in HELL is that sausage house they're building???????????? :unsure:

:lol:

I'm bored too..............heading to bed now with books, Weezel, tv, mags.......the usual. :D

<so exciting> <_<

DingoGirl Enthusiast
blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Susie- your story made me giggle.....I bet it smelled bad! I burned tupperware in the dishwasher a few months ago. A lid fell down and ended up on the coils in the bottom of the dishwasher and when it got to the dry cycle and the coil got hot the plastic began to melt. I was sitting on the couch and all of a sudden this petrid smell came upon me....I was scared. It took a few wash cycles to get that smell out of the dishwasher....and it was awhile before all the turquoise plastic was off the coil....I am so paranoid of washing small items now.....

The cat is sitting on the floor staring at me......he does this all the time--I wish I knew what he was thinking!!

Jestgar Rising Star
I was like hey, I know him!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

The cat is sitting on the floor staring at me......he does this all the time--I wish I knew what he was thinking!!

hmmm, so I could carry the bankcard in my teeth, and I've got the pin number...but how to get out of the house with it?

Green12 Enthusiast
We are looking at a house in Mechanicsburg--- 5 minutes from Wegmans, talk about right up my alley.

Sounds perfect Amanda! What's this house like? DO you have any details?

Yay on yer clean kitchen :D

Keep us posted on your leg!

:wub: am so excited about the new doggie love!!!!!!

Well sillies - - I have found my dream man.................

BUT HE"S IN A MOVIE. :angry:

I am watching this movie called "Something New" and......it's Simon Baker playing a landscape architect, and he has a golden retriever that goes everywhere with him, and he likes to hike and play in the dirt and he's beautiful and charming, and, :( I am simply devastated, why can't this man exist in REAL LIFE in this gawd-forsaken town?

I can tell he smells really good too. <_<:lol:

I'm excited too about the doggie love!!!!!! I never realized how much I missed having a dog until now, I was just scared I think getting attached to another bundle of fur after losing my last dog like I did.

Simon Baker! Very yummy......he's in a new show I watch called The Mentalist on Tuesdays (my gawd I watch so much tv, somebody slap me!)

:lol:

Gawd Julie--it's almost 11 here and it pheels like 2 in the mornin er sumphin. Been a long day -_-

You have had a very long day, hopefully tomorrow you can sleep past 5 ;)

tell me, who in HELL has a burning, melted orb of molten dental floss on his or her stove, but ME?

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Susie said phyre!

what in HELL is that sausage house they're building???????????? :unsure:

I do not know, I think he just puts in a photo of anything that has to do with the subject matter of the story, prolly googled sausage images and that's what came up.

Wackl.

:lol:


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Hi guys . . . just popped in to say "Hello". I'm down at the beach, and everyone said you were still here, so I wanted to make sure to see how you're doing . . .

{{{{{{Smoochies}}}}}

Lynne

Green12 Enthusiast
hmmm.......I have decided that these are the symbols for the COLON, er, more correctly, large and small intestines.

:lol:

Brilliant Susie!!!! :lol:

hmmm, so I could carry the bankcard in my teeth, and I've got the pin number...but how to get out of the house with it?

LOL Jess!!

Green12 Enthusiast
Hi guys . . . just popped in to say "Hello". I'm down at the beach, and everyone said you were still here, so I wanted to make sure to see how you're doing . . .

{{{{{{Smoochies}}}}}

Lynne

Hi Lynn, glad you "pooped" in .........pooped in=pop in here in Sillyville :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG, a Lynne sighting in sillyville!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Well, you've only got, what, a few hundred pages of catching up to do????????

we are BARKING mad here. :ph34r:

but so much phunnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am wide awake........... :unsure: may have had a bit too much coffee today....gads.......last time that happened, I think I was up until the wee hours....................

back to bed, again!!!!!!!

xoxo

Jestgar Rising Star

Oh sure, now I'm up and everyone else is asleep. No fun being a morning person.

Not much luck shopping yesterday. Everything is still too expensive (well, the winter clothes that I need. You can get all the shorts you want for just a few dollars). Oh well. I suppose I'll get the warm clothes next spring :rolleyes:

Hi Lynne!!

elye Community Regular

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY FELLOW CANUCKS!!!!

⌂ ⌂

These are all of our houses, nestled closely together, basking in this day of thanks. .. . ..the smell of turkey, ham, sweet potatoes wafting through the neighboUrhood. .. . .....

If you look closely, you'll see the jester lying between the last two houses, the robe wound around him, an empty bottle of port beside him. . .. . .....he just CANNOT be invited to any holiday soirees. Hmm. . . . unless the bugler accompanies him. They are bad for one another, and there is for certain some enabling going on, but in a sick kind of way, they need one another . . . .. ..

:rolleyes:

Hi, Lynne and all you other OBX'ers!! :):)

Too much else to comment on. . . . not enough time....got a mother turkey to prepare. People coming fer dinner....wonder who my dad will be?. . ...... :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Morning all me sillies

Happy Thanksgiving to Emily and all ye Canucks out there.

agree......too much to comment on.

Happy to See the OBXer's posting.

Hi Lynne and Karen.........so nice hearing from you both.

Wonder what your day holds for you all on the beaches of the OBX??????????

Something involving sand, I betcha :lol:

Have a great day everyone.

Going to try to 'capture' all my deck plants today.

oye.........what excitment.

Judy

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Oh sure, now I'm up and everyone else is asleep. No fun being a morning person.

Not much luck shopping yesterday. Everything is still too expensive (well, the winter clothes that I need. You can get all the shorts you want for just a few dollars). Oh well. I suppose I'll get the warm clothes next spring :rolleyes:

Hi Lynne!!

Hi Jess-

I bought a couple pairs of pants at Kohl's for 29 a piece- they were Dockers and very stylish- had the boot leg and all. I usually buy at the thrift store but have not had luck for my size or a good fit. I also bought some long sleeve tops at Old Navy and was getting 2 tops for 14 bucks. I got somke tank tops and I can do that layered look. The hospital is not too strict on dress code as long as you have identification on and it is business casual.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING TO ALL MY FELLOW CANUCKS!!!!

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Happy Thanksgiving Emily and Peter and all our other Canadian sillies!!!!! That is my favorite holiday. We go to my moms. This year Landen and Jen will join us. They wont make it home to Michigan for the holidays. So I invited them and they gladly accepted. My mom has an open invitie policy to anyone as well. My sister if she is on police duty will bring her cop friends. It is always fun. Now that we are older and live away we each bring food as well.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Patti's spice cake :P <dribble>

:huh:

:lol: Nikki

This softy southerner must have her boiled sweets!!

Indeed she must!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy, Happy Thanksgiving to all me Canadian phrends!!!!

Hope it's a wonderphul holiday fer ya'll!!! :D:D:D

Ooh Em--bet yer house smells good :rolleyes: Nuthin like a turkey roastin in the oven.....or are ya boilin' it in the hot tub?? :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oooops!!

Number of boiled sweets devoured 0 (t'is only 4pm though)

Gym classes taken 2

Calories burnt 600

Calories consumed 20,000

cats fed 2

loads of washing done 2

curlyfries Contributor
Patty has some good cake to look forward to

.... . . .. ..so... . . . . . .....would that be considered a patty-cake?

Oracles hugged: Zero :(

(((((((((♥HUG♥)))))))))))

I pheel like it's 11:00 pm and it's only 8:30 <_<

You need to re-set your internal clock..........your on Indiana time!

hmmm.......I have decided that these are the symbols for the COLON, er, more correctly, large and small intestines.

Well then, Nikki need to get her intestines under control, cuz everytime someone quotes them, they spill out beyond the quote box :unsure::o

Number of chores done: 5

Number of men at my house installing cable TV: 2

Length of thumbs: undetermined

Ballcocks sighted: 0

Minutes til dance club starts:140 :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
.... . . .. ..so... . . . . . .....would that be considered a patty-cake?

:lol:

Well then, Nikki need to get her intestines under control, cuz everytime someone quotes them, they spill out beyond the quote box :unsure::o

Apologies......ate alot of cabbage :o

Number of men at my house installing cable TV: 2

ALL the channels Lea-sargh?????.....and on a Sunday too :huh: ....most excellent, you must DEMAND to see their thumbs :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Well, I am happy to report that the only Bunnie pellets left at the fair yesterday landed in the potty. I finally got to eat something other than banana bread last night around 9 pm. 36 hrs on nothing but banana bread...... Boy, that was tough. I'm a big protein girl, I eat eggs for breakfast, chicken for lunch, beef for dinner almost daily (with some minor variations!) Goin two days with just bread SUCKED. At least it was fabulously delicious bread. I'd have been screwed if I hadn't made that Thursday. I've now gone twelve hours on solid food without expelling it undigested out the other end. yippeee....... On Friday morning, the one time I tried to eat real food, I saw it again 45 mins later!

I'm being too detailed, aren't I? Sorry.......

Yay for Amanda & Toghm's jobs!

Yay for Juleee's new puppy!

jerseyangel Proficient

"Bunnie pellets" :lol:

Glad yer pheeling better!! :D

elye Community Regular
Patti's spice cake :P <dribble>

Mygawd. . . .we got Bunnie squirting... . ..Nikki dribbling. . . . dogs' eyes running.... ....

╣╚ ╩ ╠ ......... This is the new designated heiroglyphic sequence for "gross me out"....it shall replace the li'l green vomit man.. . . . . ...looks kinda... . . ..weird and. . . ...sick, somehow... :huh::rolleyes:

Okay, Nik.. . . I'll trade ya ALT combination sequences, as I cannot find the duodeum combination anywhere on the Oracle's chart. We must do this clandestinely, as Others may be reading along: The excellent li'l houses are formed this way:

ALT + 127

Um, a bigger question: What is dental phloss doing in Sooozie's kitchen, above her stove? Are you trussin' turkeys and other fowl up with the stuff, Soozie?? :huh:

My gaawd !!!!!, I could tell you tales about the jester, the bugler & the royal robe that'd make yer toes curl

:lol::lol:

------------- The Jester, the Bugler, and the Smelly Royal Robe ----------

. . .. . . .. ..a Cautionary tale from the Land of Psilly. . . .. . . . . .

Ooh Em--bet yer house smells good :rolleyes: Nuthin like a turkey roastin in the oven.....or are ya boilin' it in the hot tub?? :lol:

What a grand idea, Patti!! Hmm. . . now, how would I get the PH and Alkilinity levels back up after a four-hour turkey-boil? :huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
What a grand idea, Patti!! Hmm. . . now, how would I get the PH and Alkilinity levels back up after a four-hour turkey-boil? :huh:

Mmm-m-m.....donno, but you'd have turkey soup for the whole neighborhood :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Mygawd. . . .we got Bunnie squirting... . ..Nikki dribbling. . . . dogs' eyes running.... ....

What a grand idea, Patti!! Hmm. . . now, how would I get the PH and Alkilinity levels back up after a four-hour turkey-boil? :huh:

I didn't squirt too much yesterday!

Boil cucumbers, they're very alkaline!

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