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elye Community Regular
NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like you to go post on every single thread, please, so that phabulous av can be spotted everywhere......

Yes, Nikerler, do this!! :lol::lol:

I was just looking at your fantastic av, Soooozie. It is truly a work of art. No one will ever be able to match the creations of our Phounding Phather, Richard. He just set the bar too high.....

Methinks, howevah, that we may be seeing more of Sam Hill Manhead. . . . . ..

:huh::lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I was just looking at your fantastic av, Soooozie. It is truly a work of art. No one will ever be able to match the creations of our Phounding Phather, Richard. He just set the bar too high.....

Yes, Richard's talents are widely known........but let's phace it,

Weez is such an easy subject as she is the cutest living creature on the face of the earth :wub:

and so photogenic

help me..............should be cleaning...............

nikki-uk Enthusiast
NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd like you to go post on every single thread, please, so that phabulous av can be spotted everywhere......

just throw in a

"well, natch!" at the end of everything

:lol: :lol:

Well, I just posted on the OMG thread (but forgot to add in a 'natch')

DINNER?!?!?.....and oh WEEEEzie!!! ....dirty little goil (like Nikki...a little 'angry skank') :lol:

Al's appt was another Pre -Op - Assessment.

He's having 2 varicose veins stripped from his leg on Wednesday........I think the hosp are a little panicked now (as am I :( )...they want to speak to his Cardiologist (at Great Ormond St in London) and need ALL info faxed over

He's had plenty of general anaesthetics - but they've always been at BIG paediatric hospitals in London

This'll be his first op at me local (tin-pot in comparison) hosp.......kind of wishing I'd insisted on Great Ormond St now :(

It's supposed to be a day case (fingers crossed, but he nearly ALWAYS has some sort of complication).....really hope so.....'cos they'll be NO gluten-free dinners available I'm sure :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

You is all SO crazy :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Nicola- That avatar is HEE-lar-E-ous!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I do miss our FF Richard; Sam is luverly but not quite the same

Upping the wackl :lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

NICOLA!

this sounds so stressful! :o And painful! Poor Alsy......may I ask, why does this need to happen? veins stripped? :(

My mom and a couple of friends have had some varicose veins injected or removed..... <ouch> They did quite well and it was outpatient surgery.......uncomfortable for a couple of days. Sounds like Al's is more complicated?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
NICOLA!

this sounds so stressful! :o And painful! Poor Alsy......may I ask, why does this need to happen? veins stripped? :(

My mom and a couple of friends have had some varicose veins injected or removed..... <ouch> They did quite well and it was outpatient surgery.......uncomfortable for a couple of days. Sounds like Al's is more complicated?

Hope Als comes out alright.

I'm Evil Nipster and my boyfriend is Conceited Orphan. Huh? :blink:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
NICOLA!

this sounds so stressful! :o And painful! Poor Alsy......may I ask, why does this need to happen? veins stripped? :(

Varicose veins (age 16!!)....harumphfff!!!!...I also thought it was a simple (maybe injected?) op....but he's gotta have stitches, dressings ...nurse will be coming out on home visits

..but the main concern is the anaesthesia as he's got a bit of a dodgy ticker :(

Well NATCH!!...it always happens to him :rolleyes: (those of you wiv kids know what I mean....if there's a medical prob, he'll get it )...keep y'all informed.

Got nowt else.......carry on!


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elye Community Regular

Nik! The best of luck to Our Pson of Psilly...... . . . .what a heinous thing for a sixteen-year old lad to have to go through. . . ...... :(

We'll all be thinking of Al!

Whenever I hear the name "Al', I inadvertently begin to sing "Pallin' With Al", a lovely ditty from The Squirrel Nut Zippers, my favorite Southern Jazz band:

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Darn210 Enthusiast

Ahhhhhhh Nikki . . . yer av answers a question that I have had now for quite some time . . . Who was susie having a drink wif??? She obviously cropped him out of the photo!!! So now I have to wonder. . . That picture was taken quite some time ago . . . how did Sam Hill make it from dating Susie in California to the dumpster in Ottawa??? Oh the stories Sam Hill could tell!!!!

. . . and a good luck to our AL on Wednesday.

elye Community Regular
Ahhhhhhh Nikki . . . yer av answers a question that I have had now for quite some time . . . Who was susie having a drink wif??? She obviously cropped him out of the photo!!! So now I have to wonder. . . That picture was taken quite some time ago . . . how did Sam Hill make it from dating Susie in California to the dumpster in Ottawa??? Oh the stories Sam Hill could tell!!!!

Ah, but the story gets much more interesting with the added bits I've garnered here and there. Will retrieved Sam Hill Manhead from a large collection of garbage in the basement of his work building. Upon examination, we noticed a light pencil scrawling on the bottom of the pedestal - - 3rd. That's it....just "3rd". All right, so we have assumed that Sam Hill was in the offices of a business on the third floor.

I had Will write down the companies that reside up there.

Two law firms.

Caterers

The Embassy of Burundi

A homosexual dating service. Hmmmm, this one seems to warrant a red flag.

A dentist and two oral surgeons

A modeling agency

We need Leeeesa to run with this.

My early thoughts:

S.H. does not have his mouth open, is exposing no teeth or gums. . ..ergo, don't see him being of any use in the dentistry field.

Could he have been used by a catering company as a special centrepiece item? Um, ever??

There are occasions for everything, after all, and occasions where you need to eat. . .. ...

Hmmm....possible connection to Burundi.

Maybe the profiled bust of a great tribal king? He looks rather North American to me.....boring, vacant. . . ..... :lol:

Now, the homosexual dating service. . ......we may be onto something.

Soooozie. . . . was he interested in you physically?

:lol:

Perhaps it does not signify the third floor at all.

Maybe he is the third mold made from a cast.. . ...... . there are two more out there.. . ..

:huh:

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I am Confused Thug

Al's appt was another Pre -Op - Assessment.

He's having 2 varicose veins stripped from his leg on Wednesday........I think the hosp are a little panicked now (as am I :( )...they want to speak to his Cardiologist (at Great Ormond St in London) and need ALL info faxed over

He's had plenty of general anaesthetics - but they've always been at BIG paediatric hospitals in London

This'll be his first op at me local (tin-pot in comparison) hosp.......kind of wishing I'd insisted on Great Ormond St now :(

It's supposed to be a day case (fingers crossed, but he nearly ALWAYS has some sort of complication).....really hope so.....'cos they'll be NO gluten-free dinners available I'm sure :lol:

Oh wow Nik, this sounds very involved. I will keep Al in my thoughts and prayers that all goes well!!

Good luck with your dinner Susie, and have FUN!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

:lol::lol::lol::lol: at yer whole post M

Hmmmm <stroking chin thoughtfully>........many, many things to ponder on about our mysterious Sam-Hill-man-head

I for one would like to know how he and Susie got on me av???????? :blink:

Night all pholks xx

elye Community Regular

OMG.......Nik, yer av. .. . . . :lol::lol:

Cannot stop me larfin' at it. 'Tis so perfect. .. ....Everything....the angle of Susie's eyes, as she stares at Manhead....his placement there... .. . ....

A true woik of art... . ...

Mtndog Collaborator

Poor Al.....we'll be thinking of him!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :(

Ahhhhhhh Nikki . . . yer av answers a question that I have had now for quite some time . . . Who was susie having a drink wif??? She obviously cropped him out of the photo!!! So now I have to wonder. . . That picture was taken quite some time ago . . . how did Sam Hill make it from dating Susie in California to the dumpster in Ottawa??? Oh the stories Sam Hill could tell!!!!

And look where he is now

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I am Talented Dweebiac :lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Ahhhhhhh Nikki . . . yer av answers a question that I have had now for quite some time . . . Who was susie having a drink wif??? She obviously cropped him out of the photo!!! So now I have to wonder. . . That picture was taken quite some time ago . . . how did Sam Hill make it from dating Susie in California to the dumpster in Ottawa??? Oh the stories Sam Hill could tell!!!!

:ph34r:please don't make me tell.........

but let me just say.......I awoke TOO MANY TIMES to find him next to my bed, when he'd been carefully locked into a closet before I retired......

I for one would like to know how he and Susie got on me av????????

I'm telling you.......he's just that way.......insidious and sneaky and you gotta keep an eye on him at all times....

Cannot stop me larfin' at it. 'Tis so perfect. .. ....Everything....the angle of Susie's eyes, as she stares at Manhead....his placement there... .. . ....

:lol: we really were an attractive couple, weren't we?

*sniff*

And look where he is now

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:lol: :lol:

WHAT? he's TWO-TIMING ME??????????

why that Vacant, North American, bland PIG MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Em's whole post *SNORT* :lol: :lol:

please........don't make me talk about Burundi.........OR the homosexual dating agency........

and......I think third had somethign to do with the nipple he had removed.......but he would rather I not disclose that, I assure you

:lol:

elye Community Regular

OMG.......IT IS ALL FINALLY SURFACING.

Sam Hill is a lecherous, two-timing, three-nippled homosexual Burundian.

Oh, GAD.

And he has spent time with Bev....... entwined in her PICC line ... . ....

Dear gawd, who else has fallen under his secretive spell?? Whose else's bed has he appeared beside? With what others has he been to the Outback?

Ptaoughmghmnuss?? (Um, there is this new.... ..homosexual. ..... angle to take into consideration, is all.....)

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I think Sam Hill may be responsible for some of my gluten nightmares!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sam Hill is a lecherous, two-timing, three-nippled homosexual Burundian.

Oh, GAD.

Dear gawd, who else has fallen under his secretive spell?? Whose else's bed has he appeared beside? With what others has he been to the Outback?

:lol: one of the best sentences in all of sillyville......... :lol:

and I"ll tell you who else has fallen under his spell......MY WEEZEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o

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Just look at her, the little minx :lol: :lol: :lol:

I think Sam Hill may be responsible for some of my gluten nightmares!

there is no doubt in my mind.......keep one eye open, whilst you sleep, bun bun......... :unsure:

:lol:

*snigger*

elye Community Regular

Good Saturday Morning, Sam Hill Manhead, wherever you are!!!

:lol:

How was your pork supper last night, Sooozie?

Dear gawd, mehopes that S.H. did not appear whilst you were entertaining your new friend. What on earth would one say??

..And now Weezie. . . .......

jerseyangel Proficient
:D Looks like Weezie's sayin-"You lookin at me??"
happygirl Collaborator

Mine is 'Active Wack' - :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
Mine is 'Active Wack' - :lol:

Does this mean both you and Sam Hill are rich? :P

happygirl Collaborator

something like that :P

WardGirl Rookie

Good Morning my RSS :)

It's a lovely wet November day here. Anyone need some extra rain where they are :)

This was sent to me yesterday and I thought I would share with you

When Women Lie

One day, a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river and her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?"

The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband make a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked.

The seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a golden thimble studded with rubies.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again,

the seamstress replied, "No."

The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather thimble.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked?

The seamstress replied, "Yes."

The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her husband along the riverbank and her husband fell into the river and disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my husband has fallen into the river!" The Lord went down into the water and came up with George Clooney. "Is this your husband?" the Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress.

The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"

The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me, Lord. It is a misunderstanding.

You see, if I had said 'no' to George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt. Then if I said 'no' to him, you would have come up with my husband. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said 'yes' to George Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.

The moral of this story is:

Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

Jestgar Rising Star
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and we're sticking to it.

:lol: :lol:

Just so.

Can someone please remind me what Lilly Dean is and why she's my friend?

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