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tom Contributor
tom
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Woohoo <house-wishin fingercrossin'>

. .....but with it being so cold it slicks up the roads as black ice.

We are heading to the casino tonight

Uhhhh-MANNNNNNNNNNN-da!!!!

Building up the danger then immed stating yer gonna try yer luck on the ROADS???

A train (& champagne!) would be handy (dandy!) :wacko:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Jeeze--I hate to post too much in case it all disappears again. :huh:

Amanda--great and exciting news, though! :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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For Pete's sake (sorry PeOter)......it's like "Groundhog Day" around here. :o We're back to a day and a half ago.... :

:unsure: what in hell...........do you suppose it was my last posting of the Siamese cats? Did that scare someone so much that the whole bleedin' PHORUM shut down? a diabolical coup caused by Siamese Cat Terror? :huh:

I think maybe the government tried to stage a Celiac.com coup and lost.

There's too much subversive information on this website.....

oh......I think yer onto sumfin.....but it's really more this THREAD, not the whole website............ :lol:

too askeert to post more......another wrinkle in time.......jagged hole in the universe/vortex......

what does it MEAN sillies, what does it mean?????????????????????

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

OMG!!!!!!!!! WHAT HAVE I MISSED???????

......dad updates...... NYC trip (THERE WAS A TRIP?).....Siamese cats.......house update.......WHAT ELSE?????

:unsure:.....this is so unsettling ......... :huh:

Methinks it all goes back to Sam Hill......those Burundians can't be trusted.........

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Crap.....did Amanda really just put in a bid on that house?....or was that a post from six months ago? Or from another entire thread?? :unsure:

:huh:

My very world is shifting in and out of linear time - - surging forward, fluxing, stopping, bits disappearing...... . . . .

I need a Gravol... . . .. . :wacko: . :rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
My very world is shifting in and out of linear time - - surging forward, fluxing, stopping, bits disappearing...... . . . .

:lol: x 10 aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand all is well with the wackl world again........

:P

do you suppose............well, might we have so angered the Burundian government at our knowledge of their covert Man Head import trade and......they shut things down here? :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

sillies - look what I just found

Open Original Shared Link

:blink:

Bevel and Leesah - - better get yours soon.......I think Man Head likes his women in heels :lol:

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hmmm......Burundi........ ... ...

Sooozie, this country is home to the world's largest colonies of flying lemurs......... :huh:

Also, I was delighted to read about the little pygmies who were the first inhabitants of Burundi, and now make up only five per cent of its population. Their name?

The Twa.

I LOVE THIS! The little Twa people. 'Tis excellent, yes it is........... .. :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

I feel compelled to quote meself once more.

One of the many mysteries of Sillyville. :huh:

I do believe there are other forces at work, here. :unsure:

What does it all mean?????? :blink::ph34r::unsure:

:ph34r:

sillies - look what I just found

Open Original Shared Link

:blink:

Bevel and Leesah - - better get yours soon.......I think Man Head likes his women in heels :lol:

OHHHH........MYYYYY........GAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

tom Contributor
tom
Posted

Ah! Oui!Oui! Les Petite Twa!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Hmmm......Burundi........ ... ...

Sooozie, this country is home to the world's largest colonies of flying lemurs......... :huh:

Also, I was delighted to read about the little pygmies who were the first inhabitants of Burundi, and now make up only five per cent of its population. Their name?

The Twa.

Souczie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT go to Burundi with Sam Hill.........methinks it is a setup.......and the lemurs have been in on it from the beginning! :o

Ummmmm..........what happened to all the Twa? :ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Posts made during that period of about 14-1/2 hours are permanently lost, as are any personal messages sent during that time. Personal messages that were sent before the backup which you read on Friday will appear "new" and you will likely read them again as "new."

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
Souczie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DO NOT go to Burundi with Sam Hill.........methinks it is a setup.......and the lemurs have been in on it from the beginning!

Ummmmm..........what happened to all the Twa? :ph34r:

Yep, you are onto something for sure, Leeeesa. . ... ...those lemurs are just lying in wait, behind the African scrub, up in the baobab trees. . . ..... . .and these ones fly, Soooozie....... :unsure:

Um, the Twa were the first targeted experiment for these little flying beasts... . . .. ...

And there aren't many of them left .... . ...

tom Contributor
tom
Posted
Also, I was delighted to read about the little pygmies who were the first inhabitants of Burundi, and now make up only five per cent[by volume; some settling may occur] of its population.

<_<

Hey do we care about the "Hey Not Everything Has to be Shiny" Cup w/ Calgary Rodeopeople facing the Montreal . ....uhhh ...is Alouettes obsolete? .. ..and wasn't Expos about as Structural as a mascot can be??

Or is doubleA ball in Martinez the Bridges .. ..

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Hey do we care about the "Hey Not Everything Has to be Shiny" Cup w/ Calgary Rodeopeople facing the Montreal . ....uhhh ...is Alouettes obsolete? .. ..and wasn't Expos about as Structural as a mascot can be??

Or is doubleA ball in Martinez the Bridges .. ..

:huh::blink::unsure:ummm.........yes.......no......maybe........?

Loved yer ad lib onto the 5 percent, though :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
:huh::blink::unsure:ummm.........yes.......no......maybe........?

:lol: Yes, I'm equally bumfoozled . . .. ....but I DO believe that Ptaoughmghmn is referring to our Grey Cup (CFL football) game tomorrow. Yep, I am excited! :) But absolutely no one else in Psillyville is, quite understandably. .. . .... (POeter? I know you don't follow the NHL........how about the Argos?)

And yes! Depending on how and where the Twa have settled throughout Burundian history, the numbers may fluctuate.......say, 3 -8%.........

:lol:

tom Contributor
tom
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. .. ....but I DO believe that Ptaoughmghmn is referring to our Grey Cup (CFL football) game tomorrow. Yep, I am excited! :)

It IS a championship so I'll see some at least.

Stampoeters or Al(zy)louetees . ....for WHOM to root??? :unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
It IS a championship so I'll see some at least.

Stampoeters or Al(zy)louetees . ....for WHOM to root??? :unsure:

This just in . . . . .am suddenly attending a Grey Cup parrrrrrty this evening - - very good. :):)B)

Well, I'm rooting for Calgary. I love their rookie coach, John Hufnagel, and their quarterback, Henry Whatsisname. .. . .... . . ..

I LOOOOVE the CFL. Such exciting, nail-biting games, regularly, throughout the season. Hail-Mary long bombs in the dying seconds of a game, last-second field goals . . .. .....so much phun.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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WE'RE BAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........or are we??? :unsure:

a diabolical coup caused by Siamese Cat Terror? :huh:

:lol:

Poor Alzey would be terrified!!

Open Original Shared Link

WHAT IN THE SAM HILL????? :unsure:

This link was baaaaad for me computer - like....a zillion pop up windows all at once!?!........evil.......scared!!

I feel compelled to quote meself once more.

:lol:

..And why not??? - as Patti said before (or did I imagine it? :blink: ) It's like xmas MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

OH, It snowed this morning!!....but it's turned to rain now <_< , arctic bloody wind's still there though

Tel's baking more mince pies :P , Alzey's watching 'Matilda' behind me and the phorums BACK

IT'S ALL GOOD BABY!!!!!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

...and I think the title in the 'board technical help' should read:

'Board outRage & rehab recovery'

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
WHAT IN THE SAM HILL????? :unsure:

This link was baaaaad for me computer - like....a zillion pop up windows all at once!?!........evil.......scared!!

Yes Yes!! Me too . . . Computer finally gave up and said it had to quit . . . what happened???? . . . Do lemurs have opposable thumbs?? . . . Are they technically capable of booby trapping a scuba gear link?? :ph34r: Are the lemurs behind the emoticonage reduction??

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
'Board outRage & rehab recovery'

:lol::lol: Indeed.. . . . ...

Well, I guess we shouldn't hold our breath......(breathS?) :huh:

Hmmmm . . . my breath, our breathS... . . .. ...

. . . Do lemurs have opposable thumbs?? . . . Are they technically capable of booby trapping a scuba gear link?? :ph34r: Are the lemurs behind the emoticonage reduction??

Well, they don't have opposable thumbs, but these Burundi lemurs are the variety that can fly.. . . ...the only ones in the world that can do so - - glide great distances from tree to tree. This MUST be significant. And what of Sam Hill Manhead? I haven't noticed him flying....but he does scuba. He also knows not a SPOT of trivia - - sat at our empty seat at World Trivia Night, and was of absolutely no help. Got some passersby laughing, though. Will post the pics. . . . ..

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
Posted

Finally an hr later I got a password again

we'll see if this will work.

Good to be back home.

haven't read a thing..............just wanted to say 'HI' and really missed you all

Judy

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Um. . . . . . . .. :) ...... . . .... :unsure: . ... . . . . . ..We seem to be back on .. . ......

Is it gonna stay? ... .. . . .......Dare we to hope?..... .....

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

..... and can I be bothered exhausting myself of all my phabulous wit in a post/forum that may go *poof!* at any given moment?!?! ;):lol:

<Only kiddin', I'm sure the computer peeps have been working their li'l socks off>

JUDITH!!!! We must yer too!! :wub:

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