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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Paddeigh Paddeigh--Hope you are feeling much better, would you like me to send you my furball, he loves cuddling when we are sick.....I wish I had more sick days this cat loves to lay in bed or on the couch all afternoon. Hopefully Allo is laying with ya!

We are phastly approaching a new crowning! Wow, We are just phlying through reigns here....

I do agree Em...we should let the Wee-Wee owners have those titles.

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Had to check in again....just can't stay away! So.....I missed something somewhere along the line. Please explain Weenis colony....is that where I am? I thought it was bad that sometimes I'm not sure what day/time it is...now I don't even know where I am!

Welcome Tuh-reigh-suh!!!!

This place is quite addicting.........when school started at the end of summer and I had to go back to work, I had to go through a 10 11 step program to ease the withdrawal symptoms! :P

You are in Psillyville......Weenis colony is a very new development.....don't remember who originally used the word weenis (was it Soozie?), but once a fun word is introduced, it takes on a life of it's own.

Edit: Oops, now I see Em's post.....I was right!

I think weenis colony just started................ yesterday?

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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HA!!!.....yes, those Canucks are a hardy lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reminds me of Walter :P

Open Original Shared Link

........it's not mentioned til the very end, but watch the whole thing, anyway......heehee :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Think I'm headin' to bed--pheel like crap-o-la. :angry::D

ah sorry honey, I hope your better tomorrow.

Amanda wish me kitty like to cuddle..... :ph34r:

how is John doing and is the nurse his dr's office still on staff or better yet ALIVE :lol: OR NOT ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Lisa's got TWO blankies?!?!?! ....... :angry: .........NOT FAIR!!!!....... bet hers hasn't got Tiger stripes on it?? ...eh??.......or have a name???? ('Tiger Pig')

<I think I have 'blankie envy' >

Slinking BACK to me couch wiv Tiger Pig, tissues and Lemsip ...UGH!!!!!!!!!

TIGER PIG!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: that did give me a snort...........but what is Lemsip?

Gah!! Needed to hear those words again.....fantastic. FUCUS VESICULOSUS BLADDERWACK....will be my next "thing" I use when it's my turn in hangman.

OMG :lol: Just love that Leesah reminded us of this PHABULOUS term

AaaaHAAAA!!!! and I believe that Julie was the first to guess DENTURES!!!!!

:lol: It WOZ Chow's teef in the ho' tub!!!!!!!!!!!!! Look again, Em, they're there.......oh they're in there all right........

Thanks to all of you for the laughs these last few days. I really needed them. I love the little community that you've built up....will there be a community pool and park in the works? I expect to be peeking in now and again. I promise to make myself known from now on, so you won't feel like someone is reading over your shoulder. As Andy Rooney would say....."don't you just hate that?"

FLOUR GIRL!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: Yay, a new Psilly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

saw you lurking the other day, SO VERY HAPPY you have joined us!!!!!!!!!!! :)

we ARE completely mad - but so harmless and nice :)

Woops, double posted somehow! :huh: I'll count that as the one dumb thing I'm going to do today.

just the one? :lol: oh - if I ONLY did one dumb thing a day......what a better place the world would be......

Sillyville=a weenal colony

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti!!!!!!! :lol:

'Tis what we refer to 'round here as The Vortex. . . . ....it surrounds and engulfs all of us regularly. Just plan to be late for things, not get half the items checked off on your daily "to do" list. . . . ...perhaps get fired.......

The tradeoff is splendid..... . ....

this cracked me up :lol: :lol:

I would have to agree on the straightening products, or what I have seen categorized here as "smoothing" products. To this day I am stilll searching for the perfect product for me own hair (and I suspect I will forever be looking for it ) so I don't have any specific brand I can recommend Sooze.....I am currently testing out a smoothing serum by Biolage, but all the brands seem to have a smoothing line.

And Nikki is right, these serums and such you must use sparingly and with caution. They are oils so you could have a greasy mess on yer hands if you over use.

Julie! emotional and luvvy :wub: I know - this time of year is full of expectation and joy - my gosh, it just wasn't that way for me for decades - - SO happy to not hate the whole month of december any more!!!!!!

the hair products :angry:

oh yeah - I've used tons of syrums - - keep thinking I"ll find the Holy Grail that will make my hair perfect - never happens -

HARRUMPH

Heaven help us if Em designs us a Weenal Colony Crest!!!

pseriously :lol:

oh Patti! a crappy cold - poopy cow!!!!!!! get your blankie and your kitty and feel better!!!!!

Amanda - you MUST call in sick to have some quality time with your kitteh!

This place is quite addicting.........when school started at the end of summer and I had to go back to work, I had to go through a 10 11 step program to ease the withdrawal symptoms!

she said 11

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Amanda wish me kitty like to cuddle..... :ph34r:

that evil cat!!!!!!! Judith you MUST get a sweet little kit-ten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! something to cuddle with !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

Em - I see your name at the bottom of the page and really, you SHOULD be working on our Weenis Totem (or whatever it was called)

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Does a 'period' mean a full stop??? :huh:

:blink:

......of a sentence.....yes

......of sex.......yes, as far as I'm concerned.....although I did know someone who did it only during that time as a form of birth control :unsure::ph34r:

......of my creativity.......nevah!

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elye
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Amanda, I guffaw out loud whenever I see your splendid av. . .. .. .. one of the best. ..

:lol::lol:

Okay, this evening I went to the December meeting of the (Ottawa chapter) Celiac Association. As I was making my way into the hall, I noticed a young woman in front of me lumbering along on CRUTCHES (I will never look at them the same way again).

Well, I realized something. First of all, her rubber ends were grEY.

More importantly, however - - the crutches were aluminum. Mygawd.....that is how behind the times I am, how very out of the loop. Are there no longer wooden crutches anymore? Likely not. I guess that's how long it's been since I've interacted with such things......I have never broken or twisted a leg/ankle; neither have either of my kids. I believe Will briefly hobbled around on crutches twenty` years ago.

So, with the disappearance of wood, so went the brick-coloUred tips. NO other coloUr could have worked with the wood, and brick red would look ridiculous, somehow, with the metallic finish of today's models.

So there. THAT'S why there are so phew brick-coloured rubber crutch-tips nowadays. That bit of out history is gone with the wood, Ptaoughmghmn!!

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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......of sex.......yes, as far as I'm concerned.....although I did know someone who did it only during that time as a form of birth control :unsure::ph34r:

Uh huh. . . . .and she has nine kids, right?

<_<:rolleyes:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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So, with the disappearance of wood, so went the brick-coloUred tips. NO other coloUr could have worked with the wood, and brick red would look ridiculous, somehow, with the metallic finish of today's models.

So there. THAT'S why there are so phew brick-coloured rubber crutch-tips nowadays. That bit of out history is gone with the wood, Ptaoughmghmn!!

:lol:

Was going to mention this at one time, but it slipped me mind........a common occurrence. Makes poifect sense to me!

Uh huh. . . . .and she has nine kids, right?

<_<:rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

She has 5.....oldest is 31, youngest is about 7 or 8, I think.

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Weenal is a posited adjective form of Weenis, Soooozie's sudden, hilarious term for "penis" (if you have any interest in learning the ASL signage for this word, we have this available in our exhaustive thread, as well - - go back about 300 pages).

Since we, as an exclusive group here in The Pville, have been known to digress fairly regularly into such subject matter, Patti brilliantly referred to us a Weenal Colony.

Who is our Commanding Officer? General? Colonel? I should think it'd best be Ptaoughmghmn or POeter, since they actually own weenii. . . . ...

Well, I don't know about this. Somebody here seems to be obsessed with a certain body part.

The sillies have already seen my thumb and have had a peek at my balls. Tom and I are the only current sillies who possess what all the women seem to be interested in. Do I need to provide a picture of my tool? :D

I don't know dick about what to say next. B)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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PETER!!!!!!!!

OH MAH GAH!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:blink:

......of a sentence.....yes

......of sex.......yes, as far as I'm concerned.....although I did know someone who did it only during that time as a form of birth control

......of my creativity.......nevah!

:lol:

:lol:

thank you for the mini educative lecture :lol:

So, with the disappearance of wood, so went the brick-coloUred tips. NO other coloUr could have worked with the wood, and brick red would look ridiculous, somehow, with the metallic finish of today's models.

So there. THAT'S why there are so phew brick-coloured rubber crutch-tips nowadays. That bit of out history is gone with the wood, Ptaoughmghmn!!

:lol:

oh good Lord!!!!!!!! :lol:

Even the crutches I used 20 years ago were aluminum.........

but no :lol: you will never look at them the same way again, will you? none of us will :lol:

just phantastic, the silly things that come up here that we have to think about differently - - just today, I"m in TJMaxx, and found some Black Fig Absinthe Body Cream :blink: it stinketh (it's on me hand) but I did crack up :lol:

speaking of Avs - - Em- yours IS the best and really, the only one that TRULY has Sam - right? :unsure:

I don't know dick about what to say next. B)

Oh mah gah indeed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PETER YOU IS WACKL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub:

:lol: :lol:

sillies - - the whole bag of Hershey's kisses ('twere kisses and not Nuggets) is gone - - ate them in two days :ph34r: Aunt Flo is due tomorrow and dang, she can't come soon enough

:ph34r:

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Weenal is a posited adjective form of Weenis, Soooozie's sudden, hilarious term for "penis" (if you have any interest in learning the ASL signage for this word, we have this available in our exhaustive thread, as well - - go back about 300 pages).

Page 1156, to be exact! ;)

Peter wants to play show 'n tell! :lol:

BTW........has anyone ever looked at the very bottom of the page?.....blue type.........ads by google..........it said "buy crutches"...........coincidence?.........I think not! :o

Now I'm looking and it's gone...........I swear it was there! :unsure:

Shhhhhh.........if we pretend like we're not looking, it'll probably come back :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hair highlights tomorrow.....am always quite askeert when you can get into see someone so soon...........

:unsure:

(unless it's a true hair emergency, you know, they keep those times open, right, like doctors do, for emergencies? :lol: like - when I truly did turn my hair pumpkin orange :lol: got in the next day but paid dearly )

so - will feel good to have highlights again! Been over two years..............

but dang........sitting in that chair every three months? paying the money???????????

HARRUMPH :angry: bloody waste of time and $$

pondering going gray.................. :huh: but it wouldn't be a pretty grEy, like Ann Bancroft or Emmylou Harris <_<

oh no - some half grEy frizz-bomb, redolent of dandelion head :angry:

night sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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BTW........has anyone ever looked at the very bottom of the page?.....blue type.........ads by google..........it said "buy crutches"...........coincidence?.........I think not! :o

Now I'm looking and it's gone...........I swear it was there! :unsure:

Shhhhhh.........if we pretend like we're not looking, it'll probably come back :ph34r:

OMG gooph :lol: :lol:

I had NEVER looked down there, but just did................so - if you click on the wee blue arrows, you CAN get to the crutches and canes advertisement! :lol: :lol:

mygawd...............definitely NOT a coincidence.............crap, do you suppose the crutches sold on that site will come from Burundi?????????????????????? :o

:)

NOW I'm going to bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
oh good Lord!!!!!!!! :lol:

Even the crutches I used 20 years ago were aluminum.........

EM!!!!.........don't throw that crutch tip away!........You have a collectors item there......it's practically an antique! :o:lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Well, I don't know about this. Somebody here seems to be obsessed with a certain body part.

The sillies have already seen my thumb and have had a peek at my balls. Tom and I are the only current sillies who possess what all the women seem to be interested in. Do I need to provide a picture of my tool? :D

I don't know dick about what to say next. B)

Peter this is absolutly the phunniest and best post you've ever done.

Thanks for putting a big smiling giggle on me face before I turn in for the nite. :lol:

catch you all tomorrow.

yes, Em, your avatar is right up there with Amanda's and the original....to boot

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
so - will feel good to have highlights again! Been over two years..............

but dang........sitting in that chair every three months? paying the money???????????

HARRUMPH :angry: bloody waste of time and $$

pondering going gray.................. :huh: but it wouldn't be a pretty grEy, like Ann Bancroft or Emmylou Harris <_<

Hope all turns out well!.......Nothing like a trip to the hair salon to make one feel good.

It's been almost a year since my last perm.......so expensive!

Am feeling rather haggardly, lately........and now my grEy can NOT go unnoticed :angry:

So when I do have the money, will it be highlights or perm?

I had NEVER looked down there, but just did................so - if you click on the wee blue arrows, you CAN get to the crutches and canes advertisement! :lol: :lol:

It won't show up for me...............but if you try later, some of the choices change............hmmmm........'look good naked'...........back later............. :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:speaking of Avs - - Em- yours IS the best and really, the only one that TRULY has Sam - right? :unsure:

Yes . . . tis a great av . . . must have taken you hours to cut and paste together . . . :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
The sillies have already seen my thumb and have had a peek at my balls. Tom and I are the only current sillies who possess what all the women seem to be interested in. Do I need to provide a picture of my tool? :D

I think every single Psilly who reads this post of POeter's will be quoting it - - the phunniest thang I've read off your keyboard, perhaps evah, POeter!! :lol::lol::lol:

speaking of Avs - - Em- yours IS the best and really, the only one that TRULY has Sam - right?

Yes . . . tis a great av . . . must have taken you hours to cut and paste together . . . :lol:

This was the first thing I thought when I saw this pic Will took while at the Trivia Event - -it looks like the most photoshopped work ever. Crowd in the background, me and S.H. with crazy hats on, my lips perfectly on his....... . :lol: Too much to believe.

But it was real.

Such is my life.

Ohhhhh....speaking of Manhead...... momentous decision about his fate - - more later, when I've time. . . . . ..keep you all wondering. . .. .. :rolleyes:

BTW........has anyone ever looked at the very bottom of the page?.....blue type.........ads by google..........it said "buy crutches"...........coincidence?.........I think not!

Now I'm looking and it's gone...........I swear it was there! :unsure:

Hey!! I see no crutches. Just two ads - -one about flattening my bloated, hanging belly, and the other is for recipes....probably with magic stomach-flattening ingredients. Um......are these ads member-sensitive?? <_<

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so - will feel good to have highlights again! Been over two years..............

but dang........sitting in that chair every three months? paying the money???????????

HARRUMPH :angry: bloody waste of time and $

Soooozie! You are artistic . . .. have you tried to do your own? I do my sister's all the time, and I did mine a couple of years ago - - quite passable....obviously, the back is impossible, but DD just put a couple in the back for me.

Saves BIG $$, and it looked great!

EM!!!!.........don't throw that crutch tip away!........You have a collectors item there......it's practically an antique!

Yessssss... .. . . ..and I will incorporate it into our coat of arms. .. ....

A crutch tip, and a weenis. . . . ..

:huh:

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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ah sorry honey, I hope your better tomorrow.

Amanda wish me kitty like to cuddle..... :ph34r:

how is John doing and is the nurse his dr's office still on staff or better yet ALIVE :lol: OR NOT ;)

John is doing much better. He has filed a formal complaint and he was told he was not the first person to do so.

Amanda - you MUST call in sick to have some quality time with your kitteh!

:lol:

I keep thinking that but what is stopping me is knowing I need time off to move....but it is tempting he is a snuggle bug!

Amanda, I guffaw out loud whenever I see your splendid av. . .. .. .. one of the best. ..

I cannot take credit for my avatar :) One of my artistic sillies did it for me and surprised me :):)

Well, I don't know about this. Somebody here seems to be obsessed with a certain body part.

The sillies have already seen my thumb and have had a peek at my balls. Tom and I are the only current sillies who possess what all the women seem to be interested in. Do I need to provide a picture of my tool? :D

I don't know dick about what to say next. B)

Peter!!!!!! This was my morning laugh!!!!!!

By the way Good Morning all Sillies....it is dark and gloomy again!!! Not holiday weather that is for sure :) I have so much work to do, I need to get started on it. See ya later :):)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Well, I don't know about this. Somebody here seems to be obsessed with a certain body part.

The sillies have already seen my thumb and have had a peek at my balls. Tom and I are the only current sillies who possess what all the women seem to be interested in. Do I need to provide a picture of my tool? :D

I don't know dick about what to say next. B)

GAHHHHH!!!!!!! :lol::lol::lol::lol: <wiping tears from eyes>

You have got to admire POeter's balls though ;)

Who the heck remembers wooden crutches??????? (with brick red feet) :unsure: .............surely Em made it up :lol:

WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO MANHEAD........ blast Em keeping us in suspense!!! :angry:

Got a school meeting @ 3pm about Devil Child..... <_< <yawn>...the equivilant to taking 2 Temazepan and a hot milky drink :lol:

Back later!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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This was the first thing I thought when I saw this pic Will took while at the Trivia Event - -it looks like the most photoshopped work ever. Crowd in the background, me and S.H. with crazy hats on, my lips perfectly on his....... . Too much to believe.

But it was real.

um... did anyone else dress up?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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...if ya hafta ask, you'll never know. :huh::lol:

I suggest this gets worked into the Weenis Crest somehow.....

Do I need to provide a picture of my tool? :D

OMG :lol: (cough) :lol: (snort) :lol: (cough) I asked fer laffs and PeOter de-livered!! :lol:

<tool> :P

hair highlights tomorrow.....

How exciting--I'm sure they'll turn out lovely B)

EM!!!!.........don't throw that crutch tip away!........You have a collectors item there......it's practically an antique! :o:lol:

:lol::lol:

um... did anyone else dress up?

That's what's so loveable and endearing about our Em--I don't think that would even matter :D:lol:

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