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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hey! Just got an email from The Ripper. Nikerler, if you don't know the accuracy of this "fact" that Jack has told me, please check it out, as I must know if it is true:

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.

Well of course it's true Em :rolleyes: ..... and not just Liverpool ;)

We had tropical fish for years........ in fact every Saturday Tel used to 'pop to the Tropical fish shop' ...... :o ...it ALL makes sense now

I just thought of something. Is Twa, still Twa in the plural or do you add an "S". Like......Twa's the night before Christmas.....

Tel upping the psilly :lol:

(um...Theresa, your new shortened name shall be 'Tel' like me hubby (who's Terry) )

Yeah Nik! Just how big is your house???

Huge, massive, enormous, epic proportions of which never have been seen before :lol:

Anyone see this headline on that page??

Britain faces sperm shortage, calls for donors

Where hast thou Brit sperm gone Gnich??

:o

I'll let Tel know...........will they pay for donors?? :lol:


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flourgirl Apprentice

(chime in time) HAPPY B'DAY SOOOZEEEEE!!!!

Tel upping the psilly

(um...Theresa, your new shortened name shall be 'Tel' like me hubby (who's Terry)

)

Was a time I wouldn't let people give me nicknames.....seemed like they all wanted to call me Terry. I used to say (with a pout :angry: ) "That's not my name". Anyway, I've collected several nicknames over the years; they stick like burdocks; Ted, Ranger Ted, Trees, Florence Nightingale (thank God that one didn't last long), Tessa, there's more but I can't think of them right now. Tel is a first for me. I've learned that nicknames (at east sometimes) are a sign of affection. My boss likes to call us S'head.....do I consider that affection? Haven't figured that one out. :P

flourgirl Apprentice

I see that several of you are getting snow. You can have MY share, too!!!! We moved to West Virginia to get away from the bitter cold and snow of upstate New York (The Adirondack mountains). Somehow the winter found us and followed us here...it's unseasonabley cold lately. Today is warmer and rain is predicted. I like rain.....I don't have to shovel it! :D

Longing.....pining......desperate for spring and winter isn't even here yet! We can get through this...yes?

flourgirl Apprentice

I don't know why I'm still here....I really gotta go! One more thing.....

Nix.....is that Tel.......Tel - a - Hubby? As is Tel a Tubby? Am I Tel -a - Tubless?(I got NNNNOOOOO Hot Tub...but really really want one)?

See Y'all later.....I'm gonna be late!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSIE!!!!!`

Darn210 Enthusiast
I don't know why I'm still here....I really gotta go! One more thing.....

Yes . . . happens to me allllllllll the time!!

Nix.....is that Tel.......Tel - a - Hubby? As is Tel a Tubby?

<snort>

Nik's married to a TelaTubby!!! Which one Nik?? Do you watch TV on his tummy??

Happy Barfday Birfday SueZeeQ!!!

elye Community Regular

Good Psnowy Morning, Psillies!!

Gad....me true lurve best not be givin' me any preciously wrapped, lovingly-chosen gluten globs fer Christmas. . . . . . . :lol:

On the first through twelfth day of Silly Christmas my true love sent to me

Twelve buglers bugling,

Eleven jesters joking,

Ten llamas leaping,

Nine kittehs cackling,

Eight Weezees whining,

Seven Hasselhoffs a-hoffing,

Six Stepfords snooping,

Five sacred rivers of wee,

Four phacts from Jack,

Three ballcocks,

Two big long thumbs,

And a hairy yeti in Emily's ho tub!

PhanTAStic, Joooolie!! :lol::lol: We must all work on our own Twelve Day lyric. It's on my to do list fer today . . . ....

Well of course it's true Em ..... and not just Liverpool

We had tropical fish for years........ in fact every Saturday Tel used to 'pop to the Tropical fish shop' ...... :o ...it ALL makes sense now

Hmmm..... . . ...Will mentioned a sightseeing excursion they were to undertake yesterday. .. . . said it involved some "true local culture" and a bit of a drive from Winchester..... . . . ....this is making some sense, now, as well. . . . ...

:huh::lol:

Sperm shortage in the UK?? Well! P'raps Will can pay for some of the travelling expenses while he's there. . .. . . ..

Do they pay for donated sperm in England? :huh: Not here, nor fer blood.

The English travellers drove to Windsor castle yesterday, and missed Queen Liz by about twenty minutes... . . their tour took them along a hallway down which the Queen had just passed from her royal apartments. Jack was all ready to march up to her and ask her if she would rather sit on the subway for 24 hours straight, or eat six entire haggises (haggii?) within three hours. :huh::rolleyes:

So, there was Will, driving these narrow, windy, unlit countryside roads from Cheriton to W. Castle, everything's on the left (dear gawd, I cannot imagine this - -brave bloke), wind and freezing rain lashing the li'l car. . . . . ...

Crazy...but they made it . . . ...

Leeeeesa! Thinkin' about you. . . hope today is better. :)

Haven't heard much from Janet lately.. . . the wackl is somewhat depleted.. . . .

And Amanda, as well . .. ...busy with the big move!

Thinking about all me Psillies at this hectic, wondrous, at times overwhelming, time of year!


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elye Community Regular

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SOOOOOZIE!!

:):):):D:D:D:):):):D:D:):)

Oh, gawd......no more barfdays, puleeeeeeze!!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

GOOD MORNING SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B)

Nice that the wackl is upped as I turn 99 today!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

thank you for the barphday birfday wishes, Gail just called at 5:30 and sang, I was mildly awake.

There will be no barphing today, as there will be no tequila or other disagreeable al-kee-hauls. In fact, may cancel plans of going out this eve. :ph34r: It's too bloody cold and moist and I don't like my hair. :lol: and BTW, how do people go out when it's snowing? is that possible? Can nae imagine it :blink: I would become dangerously reclusive.....

crap.......alarm's set for an hour and 10 minutes.......do I get up now, or just go to bed?

:huh:

Teresa called Tel!!!!! perfect! :)

forgot everything else..........

we have an important meeting this mornign with the Senator's aide to beg for millions of dollars.................YEE HAW........is there a boob job new Jeep in Psoozle's future? :lol:

Carry on sillies.........keep uppin' the wackl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥

jerseyangel Proficient

HAPPY BIRFDAY SOUCZIE!!!!!!!!!!

:DB):DB):DB):DB):DB):D

Jestgar Rising Star

H...........B..............S!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOOZLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Green12 Enthusiast

And another:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUSIE

Mtndog Collaborator

Happy Birthday to SusieQ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

OMG.... . .got an email from Will....... ...as he was in mid-description of the funeral, the text suddenly changed to Arabic. :huh::huh::huh:

I am waiting to hear what in hell's going on.

I did not even know that there was a setting on his blackberry (or anybody's 'round here) for Arabic. .. ...

:lol::lol:

Too phunnee!!!!!

Will report with further information as it is

divulged. . . . .....

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sillies. A serious inquiry. Do not laugh.

I am an old, middle-aged hag today, it's official. :angry:

I actually, really, seriously want a boob job now. :ph34r: Please give your thoughts. I am NOT kidding on this. It's a really normal thing to want, a normal looking chest and sternum. My mom will pay for half. NOT KIDDING.

Please help. :lol:

We'll be over later for drinkies - no barphing ALLOWED!!!! :lol:

well what fun is that? it's not a party until somebody gets hurt or barphs. :lol:

Oooooooo yaaaaaaa you can have chillens then be a surrogate for your grandchillens!!

I know, think of the possibilities! :lol: That woman has been trying to get pregnant for FIFTY YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

We had tropical fish for years........ in fact every Saturday Tel used to 'pop to the Tropical fish shop' ...it ALL makes sense now

:lol: quite the wackl law

I see that several of you are getting snow. You can have MY share, too!!!! We moved to West Virginia to get away from the bitter cold and snow of upstate New York (The Adirondack mountains). Somehow the winter found us and followed us here...it's unseasonabley cold lately. Today is warmer and rain is predicted. I like rain.....I don't have to shovel it! :D

Longing.....pining......desperate for spring and winter isn't even here yet! We can get through this...yes?

:o you were in the Adirondacks???? *wisftul sigh* I SHOULD be living there - at least six months out of the year...........only visit occasionaly during the snow season....

Happy Barfday Birfday SueZeeQ!!!

I"m not PLANNING on barphing but....you just never know :lol:

The English travellers drove to Windsor castle yesterday, and missed Queen Liz by about twenty minutes... . . their tour took them along a hallway down which the Queen had just passed from her royal apartments. Jack was all ready to march up to her and ask her if she would rather sit on the subway for 24 hours straight, or eat six entire haggises (haggii?) within three hours.

So, there was Will, driving these narrow, windy, unlit countryside roads from Cheriton to W. Castle, everything's on the left (dear gawd, I cannot imagine this - -brave bloke), wind and freezing rain lashing the li'l car. . . . . ...

am loving these tales, sounds like they are having a phab time..... *another wistful sigh to be in English countryside and stuck in bloody FresNO*

H...........B..............S!!!!

:lol: quit clever

And another:

LOVE the hippo :)

OMG.... . .got an email from Will....... ...as he was in mid-description of the funeral, the text suddenly changed to Arabic.

:owhat does it MEAN???? Are you quite sure it was arabic and not.....Burundian?

psawyer Proficient

And a happy birthday to our phavourite old, middle-aged hag! :lol: :lol:

I'm not touching your boobs, Susie. :ph34r: That is, I'm not getting involved in that question.

jerseyangel Proficient

PeOter--Step away from Soosie's boobs :lol:

Suz--if you're an old hag, I'm Methuselah! :o:unsure::P My honest response to your question.....life is short--you want the new boobs, and have a way to make it happen, then go fer it. ;):D

Consider this advice yer birthday present :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Suzzie- If thou wants boobs (instead of boobies like me), you should get them. I will tell you that I am against it (overall, not just for you) but if it means that much to you, you should.

Peter still can't touch em though :lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular
well what fun is that? it's not a party until somebody gets hurt or barphs. :lol:

(((((sigh))))))). . .. ... Memories of frosh week . . . ...

:lol:B)

I know, think of the possibilities! That woman has been trying to get pregnant for FIFTY YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

It's crazy. . . ....wouldn't ya just be thinkin', yup, it's truly time to pack it in . . . ..

:owhat does it MEAN???? Are you quite sure it was arabic and not.....Burundian?

This, of course, did briefly cross my mind.... . but no, I recognised a number of the characters as distinctly Arabic. The explanatory email came about a half-hour later - - seems he hit a setting for Arabic, somehow, and off he went.

Bah! That was not very exciting NOR intriguing. :angry:

I'm not touching your boobs, Susie. :ph34r: That is, I'm not getting involved in that question.

PeOter--Step away from Soosie's boobs

Peter still can't touch em though..

Ya get new boobs, Sooozie, and everyone will be wanting to touch 'em . . . .....an inevitable consequence. :lol:

Well, ya need to put up a very clear, detailed av of your boobs for us to see exactly what you're wanting to replace . . .. I am certain that what you've got is completely adequate, but perhaps you'll put a pic up and we will all suddenly scream in chorus, "Oh my gawd, Sooooze.....Invest! Invest!!"

:lol::lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

well--I am not for bigger boobs but if ya want them its all up to you. If you would have known me a few years ago, you could have stood in line while my sister had a reduction @ 15 yrs old. SHe was a 40 DD and still growing.

Darn210 Enthusiast
sillies. A serious inquiry. Do not laugh.

I'm not sure that we can evah be serious 'bout anythin'!!!!

If you've got the money . . . whatever makes you happy.

You know you do "owe" Peter some pics . . . he's shown you all kinds of pictures of his . . . equipment.

elye Community Regular

That's right! We've seen POeter's balls....he even showed us the pic of his tool that's on google images.. .. . .

We need to see Sooozie's boobs!

tom Contributor
we have an important meeting this morning with the Senator's aide to beg for millions of dollars.................YEE HAW........is there a boob job new Jeep in Psoozle's future? :lol:

Compromise & get new headlights for the Jeep.

But pseriously .. ...how'd the meeting go?

I"m not PLANNING on barphing but....you just never know :lol:

That'll be easy-breezy as long as you don't start w/ early afternoon champagne. :ph34r:

PeOter--Step away from Soosie's boobs :lol:

:lol:

Wow . ... .my orig home state's governor, responsible for appointing a replacement for Barack's senate seat, was SELLING IT!!!!!!!!!! :o :o

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