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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Wow . ... .my orig home state's governor, responsible for appointing a replacement for Barack's senate seat, was SELLING IT!!!!!!!!!! :o :o

Just watching that on CNN now.....


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMG!!!!!!!

Janie's gonna pay for half of Soozhee's boob job?!?!?! :o

Well now, that makes it almost possible.........Hmmmmm, not sure what side of the fence I sit with this :unsure:

....it is afterall only you (Susie) who knows just how much the whole 'chest thing' bothers you ;)

Proceed with caution please!

:lol: Mygawd, why is it than whenever I put my xmas decorations up I am compelled to clean......not your run-of-the-mill clean BUT a Deep clean :o

......help me :ph34r:

Tomorrow....windows and blinds (damn those wooden slats!!!)........I can't wait!!! :blink:

Night all!

curlyfries Contributor
Leeeeesa! Thinkin' about you. . . hope today is better. :)

Today is better, thanks! I don't think my wackl is up to par, but at least I'm not drowning the keyboard.

I actually, really, seriously want a boob job now. :ph34r: Please give your thoughts.

I have actually thought about this at times. As a rule, I am against them, because they are unnecessary for so many of the women who get them.......and then they usually end up looking so obviously phake. But I wouldn't mind having.......well.........boobs. Nothing too showy........just enough to look normal. Of course, it's a moot point, cuz I'll never have the money for it.

I vote YAY!!! DOOOOO IIIIIITTTTT!!!!!! Then I can live vicariously thru you! :D

That'll be easy-breezy as long as you don't start w/ early afternoon champagne. :ph34r:

<_<

<AHEM>........we've been thru this before..................she is NOT easy!!!! :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Absolutely LOVING all of the Birthday Boob advice!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

But - my mom took one look at me today and reaffirmed - an EYE JOB is what's quite necessary here. :blink:

I can barely see today with such drooping of the upper lids. Might even be covered by insurance......

more on that later!!!!!!

And a happy birthday to our phavourite old, middle-aged hag!

I'm not touching your boobs, Susie. That is, I'm not getting involved in that question.

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: x 50

PeOter--Step away from Soosie's boobs

Suz--if you're an old hag, I'm Methuselah! My honest response to your question.....life is short--you want the new boobs, and have a way to make it happen, then go fer it.

Consider this advice yer birthday present

:wub: thankx Paddeigh! And - you ain't no stinkin' Methusaleh fer god's sake :lol:

Ya get new boobs, Sooozie, and everyone will be wanting to touch 'em . . . .....an inevitable consequence.

Well, ya need to put up a very clear, detailed av of your boobs for us to see exactly what you're wanting to replace . . .. I am certain that what you've got is completely adequate, but perhaps you'll put a pic up and we will all suddenly scream in chorus, "Oh my gawd, Sooooze.....Invest! Invest!!"

You would all agree, don't worry :lol: My sternum is like - - sheetrock? no - harder and louder

If you've got the money . . . whatever makes you happy.

You know you do "owe" Peter some pics . . . he's shown you all kinds of pictures of his . . . equipment.

I DO NOT got the money and - - no pictures for Poeter :lol:

That'll be easy-breezy as long as you don't start w/ early afternoon champagne.

:o what? who? ME? why, I never :lol:

<AHEM>........we've been thru this before..................she is NOT easy!!!! :lol:

*SNACKLE*

:lol:

Sillies - - I will write a very serious treatise on boobs, aging, plastic surgery and having lost my youth and chased away my deep loves during gluten-brained years - - later.

Meanwhile, tomorrow, my boss has knee surgery, so I am pretty much off (work from home in aft) so - Gail is coming over. It's HER birthday as of midnight. No tequila will be consumed but she has demanded screwdrivers.

:unsure:

:lol:

It's been a simple but glorious birfday. I am so blessed to say that I'm back in the same healthy emotional/mental state I enjoyed exactly one year ago.......I was so content. It left me this summer but.......it's back.

Much love to all me sillies and GRATEFUL THANKS for getting me through this year and that wretched

A$$HAT

who nearly - but not quite - destroyed me.

:angry:

:lol:

:wub:

curlyfries Contributor
It's been a simple but glorious birfday. I am so blessed to say that I'm back in the same healthy emotional/mental state I enjoyed exactly one year ago.......I was so content. It left me this summer but.......it's back.

Much love to all me sillies and GRATEFUL THANKS for getting me through this year and that wretched

A$$HAT

who nearly - but not quite - destroyed me.

:angry:

:lol:

:wub:

<<<WHEW>>>........We did it........high fives all around!!!........Now we just need to get Sarah back here, Lorena Bobbit hogtie her a$$hat, and find her psilly.........and solve the llama lady mystery...........our goals for the new year.............any others?

We are a force to be reckoned with with which to be reckoned :unsure::P !

curlyfries Contributor
Sillies - - I will write a very serious treatise on boobs, aging, plastic surgery and having lost my youth and chased away my deep loves during gluten-brained years - - later.

Ok.......me psilly is still lacking........but I want to hear everyone's suggestions for the title to this novella (although this sounds like it could be a miniseries) :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
<<<WHEW>>>........We did it........high fives all around!!!........Now we just need to get Sarah back here, Lorena Bobbit hogtie her a$$hat, and find her psilly.........and solve the llama lady mystery...........our goals for the new year.............any others?

We are a force to be reckoned with with which to be reckoned

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: absolutely BRILLIANT adn gave me much delight......

Ok.......me psilly is still lacking........but I want to hear everyone's suggestions for the title to this novella (although this sounds like it could be a miniseries)

*snackle*

well, the FIRST book was going to be called - no kidding -

A$$holes I Have Known, and How to Avoid Them

*snicker*


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elye Community Regular
<<<WHEW>>>........We did it........high fives all around!!!........Now we just need to get Sarah back here, Lorena Bobbit hogtie her a$hat, and find her psilly.........and solve the llama lady mystery...........our goals for the new year.............any others?

:lol::lol:

Absolutely.........we need to find our yeti.

Wow, speaking of aging/body image/ mid-life crises, I'm sitting in front of a show I've never seen before - - How to Look Good Naked. The guy host is rather sickening, but man, he does work some magic. . .. ..

I WANNA BE ON THIS SHOW!!!! Um, anonymously. ... . ..

:rolleyes:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:unsure:

are we here?

:huh:

I post this cautiously...................still celebratin' me birfday but no barphing yet :lol:

tom Contributor
:unsure:

are we here?

:huh:

Touch o' shrooms in the frothy libation??

Happy Bday to Crazy Miss G!! ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies~~~

from a very soggy workplace. It is pouring like crazy and it is 50 out right now. The high is supposed to be 60 :o Hard to believe in December.

Off to get my work done!

elye Community Regular

Mornin' All!

Bah, not very psilly 'round here. . ... ....there is some Law, I believe it is Harriet's Law, that states the following: When my husband is away in the wintertime, there will be, in the interim, a constant dumping of snow, followed by ice pellets and freezing rain. I was out shovelling five times yesterday (I'd let 5 cm fall, head out, spend 30 minutes shovelling, go back out after the next 5 cm fell, shovel away....), and then I was up at 6:30, out shovelling the 15 cm that fell overnight.

SO! Our first winter storm....and where is the main shoveller??

In Jolly Ol' England. . . . ..... :angry::angry:

Bah.

But it is beeee-oootiful.

And this is great resistance training - - I can feel my trapezius straining as I hack away at the ice, my biceps working, my deltoids actually screaming. . .. .....

Yep. Great workout. :lol::rolleyes:

A happy late birfday to Gail!! No barphs, I DO hope!

Mtndog Collaborator

Where is everyone????????? I'm so wonely!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Where is everyone????????? I'm so wonely!!!!!!!

((((sigh))))).. . . . .I bin out shovellin'. .. . .....

:rolleyes:

WardGirl Rookie
Where is everyone????????? I'm so wonely!!!!!!!

Is working :) It's our delivery day today so we's been busy getting dirty and putting away stock.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

GAWD ...it's nearly bedtime :o

Touch o' shrooms in the frothy libation??

:lol:That would be fun

Happy Bday to Crazy Miss G!! ;)

Oh yes!...hope the mad one ( :huh: ) had a good b-day too :D

.

SO! Our first winter storm....and where is the main shoveller??

In Jolly Ol' England. . . . ..... :angry:

T'is sods law !! ;) ....... but the menfolk are very jolly here though :angry:

Where is everyone????????? I'm so wonely!!!!!!!

Oh BEVEL!! You should have come over and watch me Cleaning, cleaning, cleaning and THEN xmas shopping, shopping, shopping :rolleyes:

....but GADS!!......me windows, me blinds, me fridge are all SPARKLING!!! (most satisfying...but!, Cleaning wooden venetian blinds is possibly the MOST tedious job in the world <_< ......had to have a lump of wood to bite down on just to stop me going INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Also rather chuffed with the twinkly ice crystally xmas wreath I bought today WITH (ice crystally) reindeer!!!! :D

I think I may be getting a little christmas spirit going on here!! ......but will the ambience rival Susie Q's real tree and candles???

OH,OH!!! ....just remembered........also bought a charming fig scented candle!!!!!!!! (possibly NOT as festive as Pseuzhee's :unsure: )

I am spent (in many ways) :lol:

Carry on!

tom Contributor
Also rather chuffed

:huh:Chuffed is GOOD?????? :huh:

I would've guessed it meant annoyed er sumfin .. . ..

elye Community Regular

Nik! Sparkling windows and fridge!! Mine have never sparkled.. .. don't think anything in this house has ever been cleaned to the point where it is sparkling...... <_<

......had to have a lump of wood to bite down on just to stop me going INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol: Good thing fer which to use these odd lumps of wood strewn about our tool room and garage . .. . . .

Hey! One could also use an errant crutch tip VERY effectively fer this. . . . . .

Darn210 Enthusiast
....but GADS!!......me windows, me blinds, me fridge are all SPARKLING!!! (most satisfying...but!, Cleaning wooden venetian blinds is possibly the MOST tedious job in the world <_< ......had to have a lump of wood to bite down on just to stop me going INSANE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Is that why there are now teeth marks in yer sparkly clean wooden blinds??

I agree wif Htawmn . . . I would've guess "chuffed" to have a differnt meaning.

Busy busy here trying to keep ahead of the Christmas panic.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Is that why there are now teeth marks in yer sparkly clean wooden blinds??

I agree wif Htawmn . . . I would've guess "chuffed" to have a differnt meaning.

Busy busy here trying to keep ahead of the Christmas panic.

Yep, it's the name of the game now :rolleyes:

Open Original Shared Link (#1+2....maybe 3 :unsure::ph34r::lol: )

Green12 Enthusiast

Very quiet here today in Sillyville.......

Em sounds like you are really getting a workout with the snow shoveling, Sven would be very pleased ;)

Nikki is cleaning away, Amanda, Jacquie and Peter are working, Janet is getting things checked off her Christmas to do list, everybody is busy busy busy!

Is Soozle recovering from her and Gail's b-day blowout?!

Open Original Shared Link (#1+2....maybe 3 :unsure::ph34r::lol: )

:lol:

What about #4 and #5!!!!!!!!!!!!! .....And what does #6 mean?!? :huh:

I just love Urban dictionary!

It feels like a huge load has been lifted off my shoulders, I did the decorating, got my cards off, and finished my present shopping. Just have to wrap them and plan the Christmas Eve/Christmas Day menus, but I am way ahead of the game this year......for once (usually I am way behind)....and it's a great feeling.

How is everybody else today?

tom Contributor
Open Original Shared Link (#1+2....maybe 3 :unsure::ph34r::lol: )

AAAAAGH!!!!! Too many chuffwords!!!!! :o

There's chuffmuncher, chuffbox trembler, chuffbumpkin <ewwwww> ... . . . . chuffing noughts???? .. ...... Who in Sam Hill is makin' all this up & shouldn't we expect them to consult each other a bit????? :wacko:

Ugh so exhausted today & I've barely done anything. :angry: Feels like if I even TRY to do a few things I'll be too tired to work later. :(

I hate talking about crappy days. :angry:

I suppose the bright side is that current crappy is nowhere near the crappy of the past?????

Darn210 Enthusiast
It feels like a huge load has been lifted off my shoulders, I did the decorating, got my cards off, and finished my present shopping. Just have to wrap them and plan the Christmas Eve/Christmas Day menus, but I am way ahead of the game this year......for once (usually I am way behind)....and it's a great feeling.

Braggart!!!!! :GreenWifEnvyNotFromNauseaFace:

How is everybody else today?

International Christmas Cards mailed today . . . the remaining 120 cards to be assembled over the next couple of days. Have NOTHING for me MIL!!!! Any ideas??? Her son (me hubby) is no help what-so-evah!!! . . . Am currently avoiding Christmas chores by getting involved in a new book . . . must head over to GoodReads at some point and update (another way to procrastinate the Christmas to-do list).

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Touch o' shrooms in the frothy libation??

:o:lol:

sillies - am positively vomitous - not from beverages - - from VAST quantities of birthday/premenstrual junk food binges (nearly a whole bag of barbecue chips AND half a bag of nuggets)

:vomitface: Feel quite barphish, actually :blink: ugh

Also rather chuffed with the twinkly ice crystally xmas wreath I bought today WITH (ice crystally) reindeer!!!! :

I think I may be getting a little christmas spirit going on here!! ......but will the ambience rival Susie Q's real tree and candles???

OH,OH!!! ....just remembered........also bought a charming fig scented candle!!!!!!!! (possibly NOT as festive as Pseuzhee's )

Rival it?????????? sounds quite superior, and, well, CHUFFED :lol: I mean, I don't have no stinkin' sparkly reindeer wreath........... :unsure: and fig candles, a favoUrite!

Jules has finished her Christmas shopping, decorating, cards?????????? :o who ARE you?????? :lol:

Nik's cleaning madly, Em's shoveling madly, Gianknit and I are both procrastinating Christmas (I am betting she does not feel menstrually and over-binged vomitociousness though) <_<

Hair got fixed today - fairly glorious now but - it's back to brown, pretty much :blink: I kind of love it but.......quite a harrowing and expensive procedure to get here :angry:

carry on sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Okay, I'm right wif ya, Janet. . . ....verrrrrry behind in all things Christmas gifty. I have only bought for DD - - no one else. Well, MIL is taken care of, as her gift from her three Ottawa kids is her plane fare out here. Um.... .like to revisit that. How about she stay up north, and we send her a nice sweater? Some linens? Toiletries?....... Freakin' anything?? :lol:

It feels like a huge load has been lifted off my shoulders, I did the decorating, got my cards off, and finished my present shopping. Just have to wrap them and plan the Christmas Eve/Christmas Day menus, but I am way ahead of the game this year......for once (usually I am way behind)....and it's a great feeling.

Yay, Jooooles! Ugh, ya kinda make me sick .. . .. . . . .

:P:rolleyes:

I suppose the bright side is that current crappy is nowhere near the crappy of the past?????

Yes, Ptaoughmghmnuss!! :):)

Soooozie's hair is now loved! All is good.....however, things are pre-menstrual...... :unsure:

What's yer new read, Janet? Just finished The Lovely Bones. I managed to stick with it.... . a trememndous read, but one of the toughest I've faced. Not for the faint of heart - -particularly agonizing, at first, for those with young daughters.. . . ...

What's everybody reading?

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