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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Good Day Sillies :)

I see that my reign is about to come to a close. I have mixed blessings on it. I've had fun being your queen for these last 100 pages :) but the board seems to have had more problems while I've been queen than your other ruling monarchs :lol: So I'll pass on the orb and scepter to the next monarch. May Scott be able to keep things up better for your rule :D


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nikki-uk Enthusiast

......... and do I want to be Queen again????

I am really busy at the moment - and that 'Queen's speech' yer have to do on Christmas day and everything :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star

Mango could be queen! Hailing from exotic places and all that!

Mtndog Collaborator

Nikkerler- I want my house to sparkle like yours!!!!!!!! Hmmm....Merry maids? On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee 100 of the merriest maids!!!!!!

I....um....bought myself a new sweater.... :ph34r:

Too phunny!!!! Me too- red with shiny buttons fer Christmas Eve- I'm hostessing (someone call a caterer toot sweet!). But I did go meet a kitteh fer me dad. She was beautiful but uhm....not very friendly :( :( :(

YAY!! Happy Birthday Canada!!

O Canada!!!!!!!!!!!! :D :D

I have a 'cute' to pass on. My boss (MD,PhD) was telling me that his son's (5 or 6) favorite toy was something that changed the color of dyes based on pH. I started laughing and said something like "Your poor kids were doomed form birth". He replied that his daughter (3 1/2) was very much into princesses, although, she did recently say she wanted to be a doctor to princesses...

those kids are in for a lifetime of nerdliness

I also realized it's weird to hear the word "princesses" come out of your bosses mouth :blink:

A doctor to princesses? She is cool!!!!!!!!!

Good Day Sillies :)

I see that my reign is about to come to a close. I have mixed blessings on it. I've had fun being your queen for these last 100 pages :) but the board seems to have had more problems while I've been queen than your other ruling monarchs :lol: So I'll pass on the orb and scepter to the next monarch. May Scott be able to keep things up better for your rule :D

Jacquie :lol: :lol: :lol: Yes- we'll see who Scott can keep it up for (oh gawd- I hope he's not currently reading this thread. He will de-moderate me again!

Mtndog Collaborator

Mango for Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then we can have princesses and a doctor for them!!!!!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Mango for Queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Then we can have princesses and a doctor for them!!!!!!!!!

But we don't want her hairdresser!!!!!!!! :o (sorry, facebook crossover)

Mtndog Collaborator
But we don't want her hairdresser!!!!!!!! :o (sorry, facebook crossover)

Whaaaattttttt? Another hair disaster?????? Nikki- you must come here- we'll have a makeover weekend!!!!!!


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elye Community Regular

Well!!! We must be really close, now. . .. . .

Is it gonna phlip??

Where's Janet?

Oh, Jooooooo-deeeeee?????? Time to come and post. . . .. . . .!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I didnt even realize we were this close to a new reign I have been so busy at work....and work is not phun!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies where are you all????? This is important, we should all be here!!!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

The suspense is killing me guys......when are we going to roll???

DingoGirl Enthusiast

AM I QUEEN?

where are we?

what page?

been working..........someone is sitting here and I just wonderred aloud if I was the new Queen....

:lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed queenship by one post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

CONGRATS QUEEN AMANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

Darn210 Enthusiast
AM I QUEEN?

where are we?

what page?

been working..........someone is sitting here and I just wonderred aloud if I was the new Queen....

:lol: :lol:

Missed it by that much.

Congrats Amanda . . . now wif your new house errands, you must fit in some time to rule us unruly sorts.

psawyer Proficient

Congratulations, Your Majesty! :) :)

Jestgar Rising Star

YAY MANDA!!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Congrats Amanda

I was to scared to post fear I'd be Queen :ph34r:

just reading along.

judy

Darn210 Enthusiast

OK . . . we've known from the get-go that both of our kids would need braces . . . me and hubby both had braces, kid's baby teefs were crowded, absolutely no room for big teef. Dentist even said (years ago, mind you) that once their front eight adult teeth were in, that was when it was time to see the orthodontist. What we weren't expecting is that they were both referred TODAY!!!!

:ph34r: Please send money :ph34r:

On a side note, Smack left me a reminder note . . . Please include this in "Smack's" lunch . . . but instead of Smack (cause he doesn't know we call him that) he wrote his full name . . . first and last!!! . . . I guess he wanted to make sure I knew who he was talking about :huh::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
On a side note, Smack left me a reminder note . . . Please include this in "Smack's" lunch . . . but instead of Smack (cause he doesn't know we call him that) he wrote his full name . . . first and last!!! . . . I guess he wanted to make sure I knew who he was talking about :huh::lol:

That is so cute, Jan-it.....my younger son used to do the same thing. :D

Congrats, Amanda!! :)

elye Community Regular

*****ALL HAIL, QUEEN AMANDA THE HOMEOWNER******

Wow, Amanda...you have a busy month coming. . . . . .Christmas, moving, tending to your Psilly subjects...... . . ..

:lol:

Ugh, Janet. .. ......those heinous braces....Sophie just got hers off in August, right in time for Jack's to be installed in January . . .. ..yup, I'm payin' that orthodontist's rent. .. . .. :angry:

tom Contributor

All Hail Her Royal MajestManda-sty!!!!!

So .. ..<phew> . ..I'm better again today, somewhat anyway. Too many variables, but maybe yesterday's crappiness was from breathing all the fragrance fumes in the laundry room. :angry: :sotiredofthisBSface:

For the last few yrs, my apartments had washer/dryer of my own, but now I'm back to hoarding quarters & using common machines.

(Heehee probably unfathomable to most that 2 days ago was my 1st laundering since October :lol: .....I do have too many clothes & say so every-effin-time I move)

[Had to get the Congrats in on p1600 .. .now back to read earlier posts]

elye Community Regular
(Heehee probably unfathomable to most that 2 days ago was my 1st laundering since October :lol: .....I do have too many clothes & say so every-effin-time I move)

OMG... . ..

:huh:

:blink:

Um, Ptaoughmghmn... . .. ... .. .you have not laundered since October?? Like, two months ago, October???

Do you have sixty pairs of underwear??! Please say it's so .. . .....

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Nik's microwave has died. . . . .and I know why.

It is the 11th.

:rolleyes:

:lol::lol::lol:

Naturally!

Ok, it was explained in another thread that the ads are key word based, so if you whatever you are posting about some relative ad will come up.....something to that effect (affect? English professors help me out on this one, I always get them confoozled)

Hmmmm, what does it all mean? Seems like there has been a shift from the phluid variety to electrical(microwave, fan installed, does the part for the boiler count??)

I figured out the google key word thing........and I believe effect is the one you want......it's a noun. Affect is a verb.........am I right?.........didn't look it up or nothin'.

And my toaster oven :angry:

HAIL QUEEN AMANDA!!!!!

.....all the good stuff keeps happening before I get here! <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
I figured out the google key word thing........and I believe effect is the one you want......it's a noun. Affect is a verb.........am I right?.........didn't look it up or nothin'.

So why does it keep giving us a flat stomach link???? What are they implying???!!!!???? :angry::angry: ... :lol:

So now it would be interesting to throw out some random words and see if we can get some interesting links . . . cuz it's snot like we talk bout really weird stuff or nuttin' . . . of course, it probably can't interperet our spelling half the time.

Clocks

Snowglobes

Bracelet

Tennis Racket

Pooper Scooper

:P

tom Contributor

Yay for ....the Queen Mother :huh: .. .(it works that way right?) & her new little wee angel Christopher!!!!!!

Shall Her Royal Mandasty deign to visit any famous NYC gluten-free spots?

GAHHH!!!!...my microwave has died :( ....what will I DO???????

What does it mean???

Means relearning to make popcorn the old-fashioned (& better!!) way???

I'm curious....when you say a whole bag...how much is IN the bag??? I would easily get through a bag of crisps and MUCH more :P

Our 'standard' bags hold 25g.

Standard bag of crisps <1oz???!!!!! Laughable

Hence . ..:lol: :lol:

Aren't we all, honey

<snackle> :lol:

Happy Bday Canada!!!!!! (Then what's w/ the fireworks on July 1st??? :huh: )

Um. . . . . . where's Patti? :unsure:

No sign today. .. . ...did we hear from her yesterday at all?

PAAAAATTTTIIIIIII!!

I cannot bring forth a calling like Ptaoughmghmn . . .. ..

Ptaoughmghmn, can you call Patti, puleeeze?

Gladly :D

P

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