The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[jerseyangel]

How could this be broken?? HOW? HOW'D SHE DO IT??

Maybe it just got scared when it saw her coming

[tom]

Gyah . . .only at work for 2.5 hrs so far & already got the mushy brain .. .. .not that it was all that good to start.

New Av from Anchorage!!! :lol:

Hmmmmmmm dead radio . . .. .. . :wishingsomethingfunnywouldcometomindface:

[flourgirl]

All I can think of is blown fuse......or maybe it's the radio that's narcoleptic

I can't even drive without the radio...just can't be done

[jerseyangel]

I can't even drive without the radio...just can't be done

Gawd, me either!

I'm watching "White Christmas"!! See me av fer more info

[elye]

Hey! Where's Sooozie been? Has Jenn arrived in Clovis yet?

[DingoGirl]

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!

I went to work for about 2.5 hours today, and at least 45 of those minutes were spent in Office Depot so - other than work, I have not sat down for one second today - until now!!!!!!!!

gah!!!!!!!! Christmas/house guest psychosis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fluffy Kat (Jenn) will be here any minute.........house is SPOTLESS, I must say!!!!! After no less than SIX errands - I accomplished a great deal - - many things hung/rearranged, guest closet cleaned out, plants re-potted and rosemary topiaries cut (keepin' their tree shape!), re-wired two lamps, changed sheets on me bed, fresh linens on guest bed, bagged and loaded things to donate, many loads of laundry, swept and mildly cleaned out garage, sorted trash/recycling, ordered gifts online, - mygawd, is there TIME to iron the pillow cases????????? <I did think about it but not going to do it>

Just about to make the frothy drinks and - we are going to watch Christmas movies GALORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥

'tis indeed a bless-ed season and I am sooooooo happy to be enjoying it wif me sillies, and all others in my life!

Love the dysfunctional phunnies, Em's MIL the road hazard (but I was reading so fast, did she already DRIVE your car this visit? didn't catch that part......and, what's she wearing? )

Nik's Chinese Laundry! and - I watch Love Actually every year <brother owns it and I had it hear for a VERY long time until they DEMANDED it back>

everyone else, snow and COLD!!!!!!!!! Patti - didn't you watch White Christmas the other night?

new avs - love!

what else -

BABY GIRL!!!

it's all left me 'ead, luvs

I am soooooooooooo tired - - - still have to make some more stuff AND do a bit more shopping tomorrow - - set up table for 17 at me mum's, do all her flowers, centerpieces, candles etc. , wrap gifts..............when will it end????????????????

GAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bye sillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jerseyangel]

Patti - didn't you watch White Christmas the other night?

Lest I sound like a complete nut, that was Laura who saw it the other night

Enjoy Jenn, and relax!!!! You've worked hard enough today

[happygirl]

Lest I sound like a complete nut, that was Laura who saw it the other night

This made me laugh

[Jestgar]

How does Rosemary Clooney get out of bed and have her hair be perfect?

[jerseyangel]

How does Rosemary Clooney get out of bed and have her hair be perfect?

Must be the buttermilk and sandwiches

[happygirl]

Or the fact that she's in Vermont. Vermont must be beautiful this time of year, with all that snow.

[DingoGirl]

was clooney in White Christmas? can't remember - it's been DECADES since I"ve seen it (SHAME!)

Sillies

Jenn is OUT OF HER "EVER-LOVING" mind for my frothy drinks and, has insisted I photograph it - - av coming later :lol: She has made the EXACT query as everyone else - - "why are these SO GOOD??? it's just orange juice and vodka!!!!!!!!!!!" 'tis the magic of the Juiceman Junior, and yummy Central Valley citrus

we are now going to watch Last Holiday w/ Queen Latifah, love it!

and Jenn is just ecstatic to be here, Christmas blues are, for the moment, gone..........and she's wild with joy to be doing free laundry here, out there now making squealing noises

[Jestgar]

and she's wild with joy to be doing free laundry here, out there now making squealing noises

[tom]

Yeah Manda, when's Tammy due?

Congrats to her!!

How could this be broken?? HOW? HOW'D SHE DO IT??

Perhaps a coincidence - -a fuse suddenly blown.

I just don't get it!

Most likely the crutch tip lodged amongst the wires finally disconnected one.

Or random fiddling set it to aux input or, if newish, satellite radio input?

Jenn is OUT OF HER "EVER-LOVING" mind for my frothy drinks and, has insisted I photograph it

- "why are these SO GOOD??? it's just orange juice and vodka!!!!!!!!!!!" 'tis the magic of the Juiceman Junior, and yummy Central Valley citrus

Frothy the Juiceman!!!!!

"There must have been some Magic in that old Juiceman of hers,

For when it's used for screwdrivers, every tastebud purrs" . ...

..........and she's wild with joy to be doing free laundry here, out there now making squealing noises

Hope there's no deviant redneck in yer laundry room

[elye]

Good Christmas Eve Morning, Psillies!

Wow.....frothy screwdrivers in a Juiceman Junior. This sounds like a young NBA star er sumfin. They sound delish, Soooooze. And somewhat dangerous, actually .. . .....

Most likely the crutch tip lodged amongst the wires finally disconnected one.

Or random fiddling set it to aux input or, if newish, satellite radio input?

Dear gawd, I have NO idea. Presumably, this is NOT an easy thing to do - -cause the car radio/C D console to die, independent of everything else, while being in the vehicle for, what. . . ...twenty minutes, collectively???

Ptaoughmghmn, your comment reminds me that I relayed the crutch-tip story in its entirety (finding at the bottom of ho' tub, trying to unravel the mystery, involving you guys in the wondrous possibilities with Mr. Chow, Sam Hill Manhead - yes, I told her about him, as well - - ) to MIL.

HA!

........ It has started. The polite In-law Stare. I receive it constantly throughout the holiday season, from various BILs and SILs, and here it was, for the first time this season, from MIL.

And then, politely:

Changing to the patronizing, oh-it's-just-Emily:

"There must have been some Magic in that old Juiceman of hers,

For when it's used for screwdrivers, every tastebud purrs" . ...

Well done, Ptaoughmghmnuss! And your brain is tired.....wow, wait'll things are whirring away!!

[blueeyedmanda]

Good Morning Sillies Happy Christmas Eve

I am at work...hospitals never close..... I only work till 12 or so when John gets off of work on the dock. Which is nice.

The roads were terrible this morning, very icy even though we were not supposed to get ice.

Tammy is due at the end of April. She will be have a C-sec since they are worried there will be too many complications with a natural birth. We are watching the baby very closely. There were spots on her heart that they feared were holes but turned out to be calcium marks...but they need to watch the baby grow and make sure that there are no holes underneath the calcium spots.

She is thinking of either Victoria or Kiara as a name. I told her Gabrielle is off the table since that is my name should we have a girl.

[nikki-uk]

OMG!!!

Track Santa!!!!

He's just left Sydney Australia!!!

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[flourgirl]

Crutch tips in the radio wires!!

Frothy the Juiceman....was a very happy soul

Makes you smile and grin

With Tequila, not gin

Juice is healthy, don't you know (la-la-la)

(something like that)

Check this out...Merry Christmas from Beaker

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpcUxwpOQ_A

This was waayyy cool

http:Einstein the Parrot

Merry Christmas Eve everybody!

[Jestgar]

OMG!!!

Track Santa!!!!

He's just left Sydney Australia!!!

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Check out the santa cams (little camera pic on the same page)

[nikki-uk]

Check out the santa cams (little camera pic on the same page)

I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!

Al is tranfixed, checking every 10 mins , driving him self INSANE!!!!!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!

Al is tranfixed, checking every 10 mins , driving him self INSANE!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Love the sheer joy. Thank heavens there are people like Al around to remind us of the truly important things in life.

[jerseyangel]

:lol:

Love the sheer joy. Thank heavens there are people like Al around to remind us of the truly important things in life.

So true!! Hearing of such pure joy sure brings a smile

[Jestgar]

A guy you don't want as your neighbor

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[flourgirl]

Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening

by Robert Frost

Whose woods these are I think I know.

His house is in the village, though;

He will not see me stopping here

To watch his woods fill up with snow.

My little horse must think it queer

To stop without a farmhouse near

Between the woods and frozen lake

The darkest evening of the year.

He gives his harness bells a shake

To ask if there is some mistake.

The only other sound's the sweep

Of easy wind and downy flake.

The woods are lovely, dark and deep,

But I have promises to keep,

And miles to go before I sleep,

And miles to go before I sleep.

[flourgirl]

Tracking Santa.....what a kick! I've just been looking at the photos and videos. Wonder how many kids are glued to screens doing the same! Pretty cool!