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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
sillies,

I want to put the Safety Dance video on my Phacebook, how do I do that? love it SOOOOO much :lol:

From You tube?

Just click on the facebook symbol below the video

I was totally BEV'D!!!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol: *snoooooort*

Ohhhhh - poor Gian-knit!!! :o <nodding head> Yep, yer TOO smart for us peeps!!! ;)


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
I was totally BEV'D!!!!!!!

Must have been too subtle for ya . . . maybe if I said it like this:

they don't celebrate any BARFdays!!!!

:lol: She WOZ Bev'd!!!!!!! GIAKNIT IS THE WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sillies - - i have the most wonderful boss........and, Weez and I are goign to look at the kitten now.......

Gawd help me :huh:

Mtndog Collaborator

Go

Get

JETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh please, oh please oh please!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Weez and I are goign to look at the kitten now.......

This makes me so happy! :D

Jett :wub:

Jestgar Rising Star

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Green12 Enthusiast

Ooops!!! ......left meself signed in I guess :huh:

Janet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will step down :lol: Clearly you were the winner, I totally read that as BIRFdays when I read through it the first time!!

Sooze, go get the cat!!!

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YES!

And my personal fave:

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Buh-buh-buh BENNY AND THE JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Assaulting a roommate with flour :lol: Well that's one you never hear.....oh wait, I think the Fresno Sausage Slapper/Spice Rubber has that one beat :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Janet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will step down :lol: Clearly you were the winner, I totally read that as BIRFdays when I read through it the first time!!

OK . . . thank you, Joolee . . . I'm glad I didn't have to take you to court or nuttin' . . . alrighty then, Em, I'll take my one million dollars now.

Hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Kitty Kitty Kitty


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elye Community Regular
sillies,

I want to put the Safety Dance video on my Phacebook, how do I do that? love it SOOOOO much :lol:

:lol: 'Tis so phuneee! I went to do the same thing - - couldn't get it to go . .. . . . the facebook thingy wouldn't woik. :huh::(

they don't celebrate any BARFdays!!!!

Ha! :lol: When I read this post, Janet, I now remember thinking, "Hey! She's almost got it! I must tell everyone that Janet is reeeeeeaaaally close wif this"...........and then I forgot . . . .. . :rolleyes:

But you win!! A two-hour sightseeing drive through the city of your choosing with my MIL as your chauffeur. A very thrilling prize package. . . . . . .. :lol:

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This is my favorite Paul McCartney song of ALL time. . . . ......Love this. Love him.

And love the name Jett, for a boy OR a kitteh. . . . . ....

SOOOOOOZIE!! Bring home dat kitten!! :wub::wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ha! :lol: When I read this post, Janet, I now remember thinking, "Hey! She's almost got it! I must tell everyone that Janet is reeeeeeaaaally close wif this"...........and then I forgot . . . .. . :rolleyes:

But you win!! A two-hour sightseeing drive through the city of your choosing with my MIL as your chauffeur. A very thrilling prize package. . . . . . .. :lol:

Oh! . . . Um . . . never mind . . . Julie, you can have it.

Pssssst, Julie. Ask for the Ripper's protective gear!!!

elye Community Regular

I SEE YOU, SOOOOOOZIE!!!!!! IS JETT WIF YOU?????!!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
Amanda . . . do you ever get anything from your coworker that you gave her a couple of years earlier???

Nope :)

tom Contributor
Nope

Nope

Nope

aaannnddd.....nope

New Ulm, MN?

Nacogdoches, TX?

Altemonte Springs, FL?

Limestone, TN?

Kernersville, NC?

Punta Gorda, FL?

:lol: :lol: oh well .. . .game over I guess - I haven't even heard of but 2 of those!!

Men Without Meathats!!

Yup, Safety Dance was great back then & is one of many many songs that remind me of one particular moment. This one was my triumphant return to college in Jan '87, after ~3yrs out.

Had driven back to Tucson from Chicago & it came on RIGHT as I was entering the city.

Ahhhhhhhhhhh :) :) :)

My mom has just called practically in tears after leaving the pet store.....

Sounds self-tortuous to go into pet stores when one won't be getting a pet.

........going to the cabin next week for four days......

Fan-

cabin

-TAStic!!

Seems so out-of-the-blue :blink:

Should be a great break.

<grrrrrrr I haven't been taking advantage at ALL of proximity to ocean, SF, bands etc etc . . .. :angry: >

But you win!! A two-hour sightseeing drive through the city of your choosing with my MIL as your chauffeur. A very thrilling prize package. . . . . . .. :lol:

:lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

From me bro:

Here is the Washington Post's Mensa invitational - which once again asked

readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding,

subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are

the winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject

financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

3. Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you

realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright

ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign

of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting

laid.

7. Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very,very high.

8. Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person who

doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte (v.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis (n.): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really

bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a

serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming

only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido (n.): All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they

come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've

accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your

bedroom at three in the mor ning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the

fruit you're eating.

The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly

contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common

words. And the winners are:

1. Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has

gained.

3. Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a

nightgown.

7. Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

8. Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavor ed mouthwash.

9. Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run

over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up

onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish

men.

jerseyangel Proficient
From me bro:

:lol::lol::P

elye Community Regular

Jess!!! :lol::lol:

...And of course, it's all happening in Washington. . . . . .. !

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Go

Get

JETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh please, oh please oh please!!!!!!!!!!!

This makes me so happy!

Jett :wub:

Sooze, go get the cat!!!

SILLIES :( We are Jett-less.

I really didn't feel a love connection with this cat, and was quite surprised that my mother did, actually....he was sweet and kind of cute but.....when I brought Weez around to see him he went a bit psychotic.... :unsure: He was more than four months.

So then -- we went to the shelter *sob* :( Looked at cats for a few minutes, it's not kitten season......fell in love with a much older cat but......she wasn't right either.

I really really need a tiny young kitten to grow up with Weez, and I'm committed to doing this. :)

If it's a boy, it might be Jett.

But - I've long had a fondness for a girl being called Mrs. Jenkins, and it will be Jenks for short. (Mrs. Jenkins Canerday is the full name, BTW, long story :lol: )

and BTW I am DESTROYED from seeing all those animals at the shelter :(:(:( The most beautiful Border Collie, just too big a guy (for our house/yard) with a VERY loud bark, I won't even tell you why his owners abandoned him but I HATE STUPID PET OWNERS. :angry::(

Weez IS going to get a kitten, come spring. :)

part deux later

happygirl Collaborator
...And of course, it's all happening in Washington. . . . . .. !

Anything when the WaPo asks readers to write in and come up with witty phrases, etc., is always absolutely HYSTERICAL. They are always great for that.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Anything when the WaPo asks readers to write in and come up with witty phrases, etc., is always absolutely HYSTERICAL. They are always great for that.

How do you FIND that stuff? I've tried going to the website but can never find the invitational stuff.

Jestgar Rising Star

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From 'bad headlines'

"Copy Editors Layed Off; Newsroom Operations Not Effected"

happygirl Collaborator

Well I usually read it online everyday, and get the Sunday WP delivered. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Jess . . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . loved them all!!!

Suezeigh . . . very sad to visit the shelters :( but you are right to wait for a connection . . . it is (for people like us) a life-long committment!!! I think if you get a kitty that is black then it should have Angus in it's name . . . Angus Jett or Mrs. Angus Jenkins.

happygirl Collaborator

And if its brown, it should be named Samantha :D Or, as I like to call her, puppy girl.

You'll find just the right one, Susie.

elye Community Regular
SILLIES :( We are Jett-less.

:(:(

Oh, well.......he wasn't the right one, Sooooze. Next time!

Sophie wants to do her high school volunteer hours at the Humane Society....she wants me to do some dog-walking shifts with her. I just dunno if I can handle it, honestly. . . . . . .. :(

Well.........at least both cats AND dogs vomit.

:huh:

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well.........at least both cats AND dogs vomit.

:huh:

:lol:

Is that a good thing??

What about cows and pigs?? I don't ever see them blowing chow . . . OK maybe cows vomit . . . just the little bit into their mouths, right?? . . . isn't that what "chewing their cud" is??

elye Community Regular
What about cows and pigs?? I don't ever see them blowing chow . . . OK maybe cows vomit . . . just the little bit into their mouths, right?? . . . isn't that what "chewing their cud" is??

Or elephants........gad, look out.... . .. .

And what about fish? Gross....it would just float all around them. . . . . . . .

EWWWWWWWWWWW!!

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