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GAAH!!!!!.....EMOTIBUSTED!

But what about Lisa's hubby??? Lisa, does yer main squeeze celebrate barfdays??

Are we talking about puke, still? If your talking about BIRFdays.........only the ones he remembers...........seriously can't ever remember him barfing :rolleyes:

Safety Dance!!

I remember this!

I must confess that lately it's become a serious issue with me and dancing.........I have a STRONG urge to dance every time I hear good music.....no matter where I am. The morning announcements at school always begin with an intro of salsa music.........it's killing me!

I do occassionally break loose and then the kids are like this....

:huh::huh::unsure::blink::ph34r::huh::rolleyes:

....do you suppose they had festering codpieces??? :unsure: ........ looked like the right era :lol:

YES!! looks rather Medieval....must watch it again, see if I can spy under the band members' trousers.. . . . ..

They have festering codpieces under their pants???? :o

:lol: :lol: oh well .. . .game over I guess - I haven't even heard of but 2 of those!!

HA!!!!.....I win! :D

2. Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.

8. Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the Person who

doesn't get it.

11. Karmageddon (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really

bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a

serious bummer.

5. Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

:lol::lol: Me favorites!.......especially Karmageddon! I have another list of these from maybe last year.........did I get them from you, Jess?

What about cows and pigs?? I don't ever see them blowing chow . . . OK maybe cows vomit . . . just the little bit into their mouths, right?? . . . isn't that what "chewing their cud" is??

Exactamundo!

Funny you should bring up cows chewing their cud.....

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Cows and rabbits are similar in that they both have a fermentation chamber with microorganisms that digest otherwise indigestible plant material and convert it to nutrients. Some of the rabbit microorganisms are different from those in cows, but many of them are the same or similar (McBee 1971). Both cows and rabbits also have a mechanism to pass the contents of their fermentation chamber back to the mouth and then on through the digestive tract.

The difference, though, is that cows cud is undigested stomach material........rabbits cud has already become poop!

Eeeewwwwww, Bunnnnieeeeee!!! :o

My deaf student just got a cat yesterday........it slept on her head last night :wub:

Two days ago...when they went to look at it.....it was 4 yrs old. Today it is 7 months :unsure: She doesn't always hear information correctly, I think, so don't know which is right. Her name is Ella. This is good, because she wanted to call her Gabriella, which when she says it, sounds like 'Gal-li-lel-la' :P


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Jestgar Rising Star
Funny you should bring up cows chewing their cud.....

Open Original Shared Link

very cool!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

Sillies.......am a bit insomniatic......now watching Conan. I have done significant work on the Tika Shrine, :lol: photos are up of the work-in-progress on facebook, Gail's ex-husband has already made fun of it over there....anyway, it's a shimmering gold-washed green adn I am in love with it, though here in these parts, you don't see too many religious shrines/alcoves

:lol:

hence my great amusement with it.

Suezeigh . . . very sad to visit the shelters :( but you are right to wait for a connection . . . it is (for people like us) a life-long committment!!! I think if you get a kitty that is black then it should have Angus in it's name . . . Angus Jett or Mrs. Angus Jenkins.

:lol: Capitol idea!!!!!!

And if its brown, it should be named Samantha Or, as I like to call her, puppy girl.

You'll find just the right one, Susie.

:wub: would it be weird to call my cat Puppy Girl? :lol:

Sophie wants to do her high school volunteer hours at the Humane Society....she wants me to do some dog-walking shifts with her. I just dunno if I can handle it, honestly. . . . . . .. :(

:( this would KILL me........absolutely. To look at their eyes as you put them BACK into the cages....... gawd......

I remember this!

I must confess that lately it's become a serious issue with me and dancing.........I have a STRONG urge to dance every time I hear good music.....no matter where I am. The morning announcements at school always begin with an intro of salsa music.........it's killing me!

*snort* :lol: :lol:

As FORMER queen, I would like to proclaim The Safety Dance the OFFICIAL Dance of Sillyville, now and forever more. Could Amanda okay this?

:)

back to bed.......quite frustrated with my remote control in there, only the UP buttons work.....cannot channel DOWN or turn volume DOWN, only up..... :blink: but still, I PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSS and PRESSSSSSSSS harder and harder.......to no avail.........

elye Community Regular

Good morning, Psillies!

Crap......the local transit union has voted down the city's last offer in the strike.....a very good offer, In my opinion, considering these economic times. Our city is really struggling with no buses on the road....citizens being held hostage, really.....

:(:angry:

Enuff political fodder!

I must go and check Tika's shrine. . . .. :wub: Soooozie, it must be the absolute TALK of Stepford. . . . ..

back to bed.......quite frustrated with my remote control in there, only the UP buttons work.....cannot channel DOWN or turn volume DOWN, only up..... :blink: but still, I PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSS and PRESSSSSSSSS harder and harder.......to no avail.........

Soooooze, you can only go up. :rolleyes::D

Didn't we have a Magic Triange floating around somewhere that took care of all of these crazy l'l technical problems?

My new remote has everything working except the GO BACK button - -cannot phlip between two channels.

What does it mean?????

Jestgar Rising Star
Soooooze, you can only go up. :rolleyes::D

:lol: :lol: :lol:

A Susie remote and an expander, the perfect gift set!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies-

John is so excited they are predicting a snow storm this weekend with 6+ inches. So of course John is in his glory.

happygirl Collaborator
:wub: would it be weird to call my cat Puppy Girl? :lol:

After all the weird things that have been discussed on this board, you are really concerned about calling your cat Puppy Girl?

Really?!

:lol:

I would be okay with Kitteh-girl or Kitteh-boy. :D


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I would be okay with Kitteh-girl or Kitteh-boy. :D

Actually, I like these :D

Suz--the right kitty fer you and the Weez is out there. Hoping you phind each other soon :)

Hi Sillies--I pheel so out of touch as of late. B)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hi Sillies--I pheel so out of touch as of late. B)

me too Patti but i just keep on reading :(

want my silly back :blink::(

flourgirl Apprentice

QUOTE (DingoGirl @ Jan 9 2009, 04:45 AM)

would it be weird to call my cat Puppy Girl?

Nothing wrong with that. I had a cat named Ivan, whom I adored. I got him when he was only 4 weeks old from a shelter. He truly was my puppy cat. Followed me everywhere....helped in the gardens, liked to smell the flowers :) , rode in the wheelbarrow, loved to ride in the car (stretched across my shoulders so he could look out the window), climbed ladders to help me work on the roof, basically did everything with me at home. He was a kitteh who chose me.....what a godsend he was for me. Lived to be 19, and will always have a place in my heart.

Jestgar Rising Star
:wub: would it be weird to call my cat Puppy Girl? :lol:

This reminds of a story I used to love when I was little. Can't remember the point of the story, but it was called Puppycat.

"Now Puppycat was not a puppy, and Puppycat was not a cat, she was a Puppycat."

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey Patti...Judy, too......sorry you are feeling a bit out of it all. You'll find your psilly.....probably wherever it was that you had it last. Then again....it's one of those things that moves about by itself when you misplace it, but I don't think that psillies can travel very far on their own power...can they? Geez....I hope not, anyway.

elye Community Regular
John is so excited they are predicting a snow storm this weekend with 6+ inches. So of course John is in his glory.

OMG, girl... . . . . is your hubby nuts? :lol:

Wait - - you must have a snowblower.

Hey Patti...Judy, too......sorry you are feeling a bit out of it all. You'll find your psilly.....probably wherever it was that you had it last. Then again....it's one of those things that moves about by itself when you misplace it...

Tareeeesuh, you weren't in Psillyville back in the days when we were searching and searching for various peoples' psillies..... . . .I clearly remember finding Soooozie's and I believe Ptaoughmghmn's in DH's hockey bag. . . . . ...

They DO get lost. All right everyone! Get out yer GPSes and flashlights - - we need to find Judy's and Patti's PSILLIES!!

OMG. . . . . . . . . . . ....I think the very first place I should be searching is the bottom of the ho' tub. . . . . .

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I must go and check Tika's shrine. . . .. :wub: Soooozie, it must be the absolute TALK of Stepford. . . . ..

:lol: :lol: phunny you should mention this.......she saw it when it was painted, but nothing hung, and looked extremely startled :lol: I think the green just absolutely flummoxed and terrified her :lol: She doesn't comprehend my "decorating" style *snarckle*

After all the weird things that have been discussed on this board, you are really concerned about calling your cat Puppy Girl?

Really?!

:lol: well of COURSE not, what was I thinking?

Annie was called Annie Cat Dog for the first year I had her.....she is very much like a cat in her movements and languid-ness and finding a sunny spot to stretch out in :)

Pteresuh - your Ivan :wub:

Suz--the right kitty fer you and the Weez is out there. Hoping you phind each other soon :)

We will find him/her when kitten season starts, in spring. Maybe even a bottle-fed kitteh - Weez saw one and was licking and lickign and LICKING it to death, frantic to mother it - she loved it

Hey Patti...Judy, too......sorry you are feeling a bit out of it all. You'll find your psilly.....probably wherever it was that you had it last. Then again....it's one of those things that moves about by itself when you misplace it, but I don't think that psillies can travel very far on their own power...can they? Geez....I hope not, anyway.

Yes, we MUST find Judy's and Patti's silly!!!!!!!!! :huh: It does come and go.......have kind of lost mine and feeling rubbish-y lately :angry:

Feeling like an old Leftover :angry:

more later

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Evening all psillies!!!!!

TIKA'S shrine is just...... FANTASTIC!!!!! :D

I was hoping 'we' would have a new psillie cat this morn Pseuzhee!! ;) , but the right one will come ....FO SHO!!!!! (is that how yer say it?? :lol: )

Boris has a 'new' friend...a wee tabby kitten.....SO cute

I told Boris to bring him home for tea....which he did!...delightful little kitt-eh, very friendly, funny little alien-like face :lol: ...The Twa LOVED him!!!!!

They had chicken and water, then a quick play romp!

I want to keep him :rolleyes:

OH!!! IVAN!!!! He sounded just PURR-fect!!!!!! ♥

OH yes, the silly is dwindling in us all me thinks (post xmas bills-are-rollingin-I-am-fat-also-need-some-sun :blink: )

How about you???

GADS!!! ....has any one else noticed that Laura's getting increasingly....CITRUS :blink:

....must get ready for gym <_<

....barely noticing that it's -2 degrees out now...

MYGAWD!! I think the BRITS will survive the winter!!!! :D

elye Community Regular

Nik!! You have a new kitteh in yer house?? Boris brought home a buddy, did he? That is amazing. . . . . .I do wish my cats would do this. They only bring home li'l dead chickadees. :(

MYGAWD!! I think the BRITS will survive the winter!!!! :D

You Brits survive everything... . . such a hardy lot, the bunch o' you.... . . ;)

I was thinking of you, Nik, as the news last night was mentioning how bloody frrrrrrrrigid it is right now through much of western Europe.

And you with STILL no functioning boiler???! :o:angry::angry:

Jestgar Rising Star
GADS!!! ....has any one else noticed that Laura's getting increasingly....CITRUS :blink:

Or becoming more...bitter? :blink:

tom Contributor
.......quite frustrated with my remote control in there, only the UP buttons work.....cannot channel DOWN or turn volume DOWN, only up..... :blink: but still, I PRESSSSSSSSSSSSSS and PRESSSSSSSSS harder and harder.......to no avail.........

Hmmmm could it be the electronic equivalent of "it takes more muscles to frown than to smile" ??? :huh:

Yes that's it .. . ..batteries low on juice. ;P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
13. Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

:lol::lol: How did I miss this??

You Brits survive everything... . . such a hardy lot, the bunch o' you.... . . ;)

I was thinking of you, Nik, as the news last night was mentioning how bloody frrrrrrrrigid it is right now through much of western Europe.

I think the key to survival is that ALL important (extra) layer of phaT ;)

And you with STILL no functioning boiler???! :o:angry::angry:

Boiler has intermittent bursts of life :rolleyes:

Today, when I phoned repairs their computer was down.....so they were unable to help me :rolleyes:<_< (no problem...*I* don't exist anyway!)

Hmmmm could it be the electronic equivalent of "it takes more muscles to frown than to smile" ??? :huh:

Yes that's it .. . ..batteries low on juice. ;P

Good one Phataughmn!!! :lol:

YES! Pop them (batteries) on yer radiator (do you even have them in Californ-eye-aye?)...good as NEW (old army trick ;) ........wait :unsure: ......when was I in the army???)

Laura is bitter! :lol:

Came home from the gym.....new tabby kitt-eh has made himselph at home on TP!!

What to DO???? :unsure:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Boris has a 'new' friend...a wee tabby kitten.....SO cute

I told Boris to bring him home for tea....which he did!...delightful little kitt-eh, very friendly, funny little alien-like face :lol: ...The Twa LOVED him!!!!!

They had chicken and water, then a quick play romp!

:wub: but where did he come from? Whose is he? Taken a liking to Tiger Pig, has he? oh you MUST keep him.....trap him inside and do not let him go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are excited for our wee kitteh :wub: but must get quite a small one, this wee cat has to love the Weezle, for 'twill be her kitteh :)

Hmmmm could it be the electronic equivalent of "it takes more muscles to frown than to smile" ??? :huh:

Yes that's it .. . ..batteries low on juice. ;P

batteries have been replaced THREE TIMES <_< Me remote is losing its juice....do I have to buy a new one? what do they call those heinous things, UNIVERSAL REMOTES? :angry: Hate them......

Came home from the gym.....new tabby kitt-eh has made himselph at home on TP!!

What to DO???? :unsure:

I told yer, KEEP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take photo, quick ;)

Yes, Laura is quite citrus-y! :lol:

Must find more things for the shrine......it looks......nekkid and sparse :lol: am going to CRAM it w/ icons and photos and such.....now buying a St. Francis large and very old brass thingy on ebay for .99 cents....somehow I don't think that means as much - nearly all other things on taht shrine were given to me or to Stinker.......does it matter that I'm cheating? :unsure:

happygirl Collaborator

Yes, I prefer citrus-y, and not exactly bitter. :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Yes, I prefer citrus-y, and not exactly bitter. :lol:

Are you freshly squeezed? . . . :P

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I told yer, KEEP HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! take photo, quick ;)

Oh GADS, I'm a sucker for a wee kitt-eh....really can't afford another mouth to feed :rolleyes: ...... lets see,........ it's like a bloomin' cat hotel here I tell ya! :lol:

...does it matter that I'm cheating? :unsure:

Nope :)

Phacebookers!!!

I have the new 'psilly anthem' on me profile ...*giggle*

elye Community Regular
Oh GADS, I'm a sucker for a wee kitt-eh....really can't afford another mouth to feed :rolleyes: ...... lets see,........ it's like a bloomin' cat hotel here I tell ya! :lol:

Do you blokes have a municipal bylaw limiting the number of cats you can have? here I believe it is three cats and three dogs, so I could pick me up a couple more. . .. . ..

I think we're only permitted one husband per household. This is fine.. . . . .I cannot imagine having another one o' those. . .. ....

:lol:

elye Community Regular

HEY!! Just posted "The Best Video Evah" on my Book profile, too! The li'l facebook thingie woiked! :lol:

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