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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

Damn. .. . . . . do NOT see those newbie names going squiggly down there.. . . .


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...today.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Tell us about yerself! Age, weight, sex.....(gender, not actual sexual activity......however, if that'll rack up posts, have at 'er). . . . .

:lol:

NO NO NO . . . NOBODY has to post their weight . . . Oh, I weigh about 116 lbs by the way . . . . ba hahah aha ha ha :pinoccchio'snoseisgrowing:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Your initiation is 50 posts...

:lol::lol:

all the cool kids are doing it . . .

elye Community Regular
Good gawd, Pataughmn! Cells where they don't belong, goblets proliferating.... :o What to make of all this :huh:

Gads, I'm picturing Salvador Dali. . . . . .

I think they're trying to bail out!.......for smoe (typo, but decided to leave it :P )reason it reminds me of the Poseidon Adventure :rolleyes:

:lol: LOVE this......smoe is our new word.

HEY! We need SMOE newbies! C'mon, glutless and krzsqrll!!

Julie!! We need your help!!! Susie made a run for the reign . . . grabbed the queenship and then promptly left on vacation. We trying to get through her reign before she gets back!!! Quick, we need about 150 posts from you, stat!!!

C'mon, Jooooles! One-zie, Two-zie. . . . . . . . ..

Jestgar Rising Star

Crazy squirrel?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Gads, I'm picturing Salvador Dali. . . . . .

:lol: LOVE this......smoe is our new word.

HEY! We need SMOE newbies! C'mon, glutless and krzsqrll!!

C'mon, Jooooles! One-zie, Two-zie. . . . . . . . ..

GAWD!!!! Emily!!! WTH are you doing???!!!! This could have easily been divided into three posts!!


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I NEED A LISA SUMMARY!!!!!!

This oughta be good for a few pages! :P

We'll start with something cute from.........Jess?.....I forget already :unsure:

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elye Community Regular

Man, how can I stand and teach this aft, while posting feverishly at the same time? . . ..

elye Community Regular
Crazy squirrel?

What in hell?

:lol:

GAWD!!!! Emily!!! WTH are you doing???!!!! This could have easily been divided into three posts!!

Gaaaahhh. . . . . won't happen. . . ..

curlyfries Contributor

Em has more ballsiness

elye Community Regular

....again!

curlyfries Contributor

Nikki has a hairy......err......a kitteh named Harry.......say good bye to yer furry peanuts, Harry!

elye Community Regular

Gaaaaaahhhh.....the NOOBIES ARE GONE!

Okay, it's up to us. . . . . . . ...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Damn. .. . . . . do NOT see those newbie names going squiggly down there.. . . .

You don't supposte they are reading from the beginning do you??? *gasp* It will be weeks before they get to our pleas for help.

curlyfries Contributor

Sooze threw her neck out.......Weeze found it in the trash

curlyfries Contributor

Jess is a mod and has entered the secret sphincter

WardGirl Rookie

hello :)

curlyfries Contributor

PeOter has yummy croutons

Jestgar Rising Star

Peter has the croutons to mention Susie's p%$#@#.

Jestgar Rising Star

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Make your own!!

elye Community Regular

Jacquie's on board!! getr postin' girl!

Peter has the croutons to mention Susie's p%$#@#.

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Make your own!!

WIH?

elye Community Regular

Ptaoughmghmn!! Fill us in on what's happening. In, like, ten posts.

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