The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[psawyer]

His Pizzle, his Deck, his ballcock, his peanuts....wait a minute, we have not seen his peanuts, have we?

Ask and it shall be provided.

[Darn210]

all i know is musicals

That's all right cuz SUSIE'S NOT HERE!!!!

[jerseyangel]

That's all right cuz SUSIE'S NOT HERE!!!!

That's right.....

How bout sumphun from My Fair Lady??

[Jestgar]

down the plain

[Darn210]

Ask and it shall be provided.

Anybody NOT see that comin'???

[Jestgar]

(Oklahoma)

[jerseyangel]

Ask and it shall be provided.

Now we've truly seen it all!

[Darn210]

Don't encourage him

We know you're taking the pictures, Jak-key!!!

[Jestgar]

all i want

[Jestgar]

is a room somewhere

[Jestgar]

far away from

[elye]

OOOOOOOOOOOO

oak

la ho ma

Why did this strike me as so bloody phunnee? Just dunno. . .. . ..

Ask and it shall be provided.

We have indeed seen it all.. . . . . . . . ...

POeter's got intact peanuts. .. .. . ..

[Darn210]

Jess has leaped into the lead and is now ahead of Lisa . . . by posting one word at a time . . .

[Jestgar]

the cold night air

[Darn210]

We have indeed seen it all.. . . . . . . . ...

POeter's got intact peanuts. .. .. . ..

They do NOT appear to be furry.

[jerseyangel]

Tis loverly, Jess!

[Darn210]

all i want

I thought this was gonna be followed wif

"for Christmas is my two front teef"

[elye]

A year ago, we found ourselves musing over the consumption of morning glory seeds..... . .

BRING on the MORNING GLORIES!!!!!!!!

Just so you know, here are the precautions to take:

Contraindications

* Do not operate heavy machinery. Do Not Drive.

* Do not use Morning Glory seeds when pregnant. LSD is closely related to LSD which is a uterine contractor that can increase risk of miscarriage during pregnancy.

* Individuals currently in the midst of emotional or psychological upheaval in their everyday lives should be careful about choosing to use psychedelics such as Morning Glory seeds as they can trigger even more difficulty.

* Individuals with a family history of early onset mental illness should be extremely careful as psychedelics have been known to trigger latent psychological and mental problems.

[Jestgar]

We have indeed seen it all.. . . . . . . . ...

POeter's got intact peanuts. .. .. . ..

they're probably furry too.

[Jestgar]

LSD is a uterine contractor?

Does it build them?

Or just organize the people to do the real work?

[elye]

How about some things a woman should NEVER say to a naked man?

-Can I paint a smiley face on that?

-Wow, and your feet are so BIG...

-This explains your car......

-It's okay, we'll work around it.

-I am sooooooo sorry.....

[Jestgar]

:lol:

M's cracking herself up with her own posts!! :lol:

[JNBunnie1]

Man, everybody's phlippin' over major post counts.. ....I'm getting dizzy. ...

YES!! In twelve separate posts, please. . . . ..

OK!

2 lbs ground beef

12 medium potatos

[jerseyangel]

OK!

2 lbs ground beef

12 medium potatos

Mefinks there's a recipe comin up.....

[Green12]

I'm dizzy, and me wee brain can't compute!!!