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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient
His Pizzle, his Deck, his ballcock, his peanuts....wait a minute, we have not seen his peanuts, have we?

Ask and it shall be provided.


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Darn210 Enthusiast
all i know is musicals

That's all right cuz SUSIE'S NOT HERE!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
That's all right cuz SUSIE'S NOT HERE!!!!

That's right.....

How bout sumphun from My Fair Lady??

Jestgar Rising Star

down the plain

Darn210 Enthusiast

Anybody NOT see that comin'???

Jestgar Rising Star

(Oklahoma)

jerseyangel Proficient

Now we've truly seen it all!


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Darn210 Enthusiast
Don't encourage him :lol:

:lol::lol:

:ph34r: We know you're taking the pictures, Jak-key!!! :ph34r:

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

all i want

Jestgar Rising Star

is a room somewhere

Jestgar Rising Star

far away from

elye Community Regular
OOOOOOOOOOOO

oak

la ho ma

:lol::lol::lol:

Why did this strike me as so bloody phunnee? Just dunno. . .. . ..

:lol::lol: We have indeed seen it all.. . . . . . . . ...

POeter's got intact peanuts. .. .. . ..

Darn210 Enthusiast

Jess has leaped into the lead and is now ahead of Lisa . . . by posting one word at a time . . . :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

the cold night air

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol::lol: We have indeed seen it all.. . . . . . . . ...

POeter's got intact peanuts. .. .. . ..

They do NOT appear to be furry.

jerseyangel Proficient

Tis loverly, Jess! :D

Darn210 Enthusiast
all i want

I thought this was gonna be followed wif

"for Christmas is my two front teef"

elye Community Regular

A year ago, we found ourselves musing over the consumption of morning glory seeds..... . . :lol:

BRING on the MORNING GLORIES!!!!!!!!

Just so you know, here are the precautions to take:

Contraindications

* Do not operate heavy machinery. Do Not Drive.

* Do not use Morning Glory seeds when pregnant. LSD is closely related to LSD which is a uterine contractor that can increase risk of miscarriage during pregnancy.

* Individuals currently in the midst of emotional or psychological upheaval in their everyday lives should be careful about choosing to use psychedelics such as Morning Glory seeds as they can trigger even more difficulty. :lol:

* Individuals with a family history of early onset mental illness should be extremely careful as psychedelics have been known to trigger latent psychological and mental problems.

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol::lol: We have indeed seen it all.. . . . . . . . ...

POeter's got intact peanuts. .. .. . ..

they're probably furry too.

Jestgar Rising Star

LSD is a uterine contractor?

Does it build them?

Or just organize the people to do the real work?

elye Community Regular
How about some things a woman should NEVER say to a naked man?

-Can I paint a smiley face on that?

-Wow, and your feet are so BIG...

-This explains your car......

-It's okay, we'll work around it.

-I am sooooooo sorry.....

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

:lol: :lol:

M's cracking herself up with her own posts!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Man, everybody's phlippin' over major post counts.. ....I'm getting dizzy. ...

YES!! In twelve separate posts, please. . . . ..

OK!

2 lbs ground beef

12 medium potatos

jerseyangel Proficient
OK!

2 lbs ground beef

12 medium potatos

Mefinks there's a recipe comin up.....

Green12 Enthusiast

I'm dizzy, and me wee brain can't compute!!!

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