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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Things are moving (hee!) right along :lol::blink:

I do love me a "hee" from Patti . . . :lol::lol: . . . just the one . . . not a "heehee" and heaven forbid a "heehaw" . . . just a "hee" . . . :D:lol:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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This one's just fer you Jan-it.....Hee! :lol::lol:

I'm excited!! :D:D Guess what Sillies? I'm getting me hair cut by the Deva Method B) There's a salon in the area that does it--it's supposed to be the very best way to cut curly hair and it takes special training. They do the cut on dry hair and then wash and style it. They observe the way the individual's curl pattern goes, and then cut accordingly.

I went there today while we were out to ask about it--the girl was going to look into the products and let me know what they suggest for me Celiac-wise. I made my appointment for Thursday and she just called--they want me to wash and let my hair air-dry completely (naturally--no blow dry) before I go in, and instead of using their products (which have wheat amino acids), they'll spritz with water to style after the cut. :D

I've been just growing it out the last few months ;) , so I'm really psyched!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Paaaaaatteeee! A new curly cutting method!! This will absolutely call for a new av .. .. . .. . :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Paaaaaatteeee! A new curly cutting method!! This will absolutely call for a new av .. .. . .. . :)

Here's hopin' :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Flash from The Ripper:

A billion seconds ago, it was 1978.

:huh:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Flash from The Ripper:

A billion seconds ago, it was 1978.

:huh:

Very cool!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Just got back from the vets with Harry.

He has been de-peanutted AND vaccinated.

I took him to a vet clinic that does low cost neutering....but when I told them he was a stray I stole took in they waived the fee!!!!!!!!!

Anyhoo, am laughing at the poor wee bugger who is frantically licking and cleaning whilst no doubt screaming in his li'l cat mind 'WTF's happened to meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! '

gahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kit Kit (I don't know what his name is :blink: ) will be sharing the same fate soon..........it's a walk-in place and lazy, slattern mommy hasn't gotten up early enough to take him yet :ph34r: But no going outside until he gets those nutters off...

Lurve the train station :lol:

Sooooozeee! You writin' vampire books?

No, silly, it's NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

London Station is where I wwwwwwwwwant to be! I'll pop right over. Problem is I'm eating too much peanut butter(gluten-free of course) - I mght stick to the railingggggg. Might get arrested for that! B):) Susan

Pseu-zan is nutty :lol:

Amanda will be under me seat, TEEreesa in me stow away- that leaves lots of room in my luggage and Kurt's (the man will only pack a t-shirt and shorts anyway!). I thnk I can fit Pete's balls, Suzie's boobs, Harry's lost pee-nuts and a host of other things. Who's in? :lol:

me wee boobies are going! I'll hardly miss them <_<:lol:

darling little puppy

:blink: dare I say it? a VERY unattractive dog, in my opinion :ph34r:

you know how I love me some pointed ears and snout :lol:

Paddeigh! a Deva Cut! how fantastic! My friend Sophie has this done, it's fabulous.....but yes, we MUST see a photo of yer Diva-ness later ;)

I do love me a "hee" from Patti . . . . . . just the one . . . not a "heehee" and heaven forbid a "heehaw" . . . just a "hee" . . .

I KNOW!!!!!! 'tis adorable :wub:

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tom
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Which piece should be proclaimed Newman's new masterpiece? Which work has him more agonized, more in despair over the fate of modern humanity?

Yes, this was debated for the better part of an afternoon.

I collected my concentration coursework, and headed over to the English department. :lol::lol:

Hehehehe & also grammar etc doesn't keep changing while under close scrotiny scrUtiny.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Snow Day!!!!!

. . . and Smack who normally rolls out of bed at about 7:00, moaning and complaining, was up at 6:30. Came downstairs already dressed and is talking nonstop . . . :areyoukiddingme?whoisthischildandwhathaveyoudonewithmyson?: . . . I was hopin' to go back to bed . . . :ph34r: . . . not gonna happen, now.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Patti's a diva having a deva cut!!!!

Very interesting......I await the results of the curly one with baited breath!!!!!! :D

. . . I was hopin' to go back to bed . . . :ph34r: . . . not gonna happen, now.

Yeah, that NEVER works out does it? <_<

Some dancing eyebrows ........... Open Original Shared Link :huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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A psnaoughy g'mornin'!

POeterrrrrrr....there's a winter storm warning in effect from Windsor straight through into the Gatineau Hills - - we're expecting 25 cm, and you must be braced for a dumping, as well.....belated phlipover deluge?

Hehehehe & also grammar etc doesn't keep changing while under close scrotiny scrUtiny.

:lol: Yes, 'tis true.......

Smack is up way too early. Gah.

Nik, those were astonishing eyebrows. . . . .my crazy daughter may have double-jointed brows as well...should ask her what she can do. She manages all sorts of Ripley's bizarre movements with her eyes - - moving one pupil while the other stays straight, or both in opposite directions....rather lizard-like and quite a parlour trick. ... . ... :rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Some dancing eyebrows ........... Open Original Shared Link :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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OMG those roads are terrible! Took us 45 minutes to get to work....a typical 15 minute drive. It was not fun. Then you have the drivers going way too fast for the conditions.

So here we are another day of work upon us. I am hoping it will be quiet...due to the roads and all.

off to work sillies!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I was hopin' to go back to bed . . . :ph34r: . . . not gonna happen, now.

Yeah, that NEVER works out does it? <_<

Lisa's having a snow day, too . . . I bet she got to go back to bed!!! . . . perhaps I'll send Smack over to her house :hopefulphace: . . . oh yeah, we're snowed in <_<

Just cancelled JoDog's opthamologist appt . . . yes, my dog has an opthamologist . . . the doc is not as expensive as you might think, but the medication for the glaucoma is outrageous.

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Lisa's having a snow day, too . . . I bet she got to go back to bed!!! . . . perhaps I'll send Smack over to her house :hopefulphace: . . . oh yeah, we're snowed in <_<

Just cancelled JoDog's opthamologist appt . . . yes, my dog has an opthamologist . . . the doc is not as expensive as you might think, but the medication for the glaucoma is outrageous.

A billions seconds ago was 1978? HOW FREAKIN FAST ARE WE SPENDING OUR MONEY!!!!!!!!!

I bet glaucoma meds are super spensive, you're so in love with that dogie ain't ya?

I drove in at 6 this morning, the roads were bad but I can handle it, the problem was the people with rear-wheel drive trying to kill me. You know, half those vehicles have 4-wheel capability, but THEY DON'T USE IT.

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curlyfries
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Lisa's having a snow day, too . . . I bet she got to go back to bed!!! . . . perhaps I'll send Smack over to her house :hopefulphace: . . . oh yeah, we're snowed in <_<

YAAAWWWWNNNNN!!!!!! ........What's that?

DD called and woke me up at 8:00........she's stuck in the drive of her apartment complex......was hoping her dad was home. Send Smack with a shovel!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I drove in at 6 this morning, the roads were bad but I can handle it, the problem was the people with rear-wheel drive trying to kill me. You know, half those vehicles have 4-wheel capability, but THEY DON'T USE IT.

You mean, just knowing you have it isn't sufficient??? :blink: :blink: :blink:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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YAAAWWWWNNNNN!!!!!! ........What's that?

DD called and woke me up at 8:00........she's stuck in the drive of her apartment complex......was hoping her dad was home. Send Smack with a shovel!

If I thought he did decent work wif a shovel, I'd keep him for meselph!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Mornin' Sillies B)

Snaugh here too! Most schools are closed--the ones out here and the Philadelphia schools, too. Don't know the official number, but it looks like 4 inches in me driveway.

I'm not gonna miss snaugh at all! :P

I'm planning to take a stab at cinnamon swirl bread today using my GFP French Bread Mix. Gotta phigure out how to finagle the batter so I can coat it wif cinnamon/sugar and roll. <scratching head>

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Weather is pretty shtinky here, too. Not only the snaow (only about 2"), but a heavy coating of ice on top. We're expecting more freezing rain and mixed krapp. Schools close here for everything because there just isn't the equipment to handle clearing the roads (lots of mountainous back roads). 'Course.....this does not directly affect me....no chilluns in this house, and very few in the neighborhood. My son moved a lot farther away from winter than I did...he's in Arizona! Smart boy! :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey, what's goin' on wif you Yanks, closing all yer schools with a sprinkling of psnaough?? Hell, y'all need to head up here - - our schools literally never close..... . blizzard conditions, two feet of the stuff, 'tis business as usual. The school BUSES can be cancelled, but the school staff is all waiting for your kids if you deliver them.. . . . . . .. B)

Ja-gnitt, poor Josie! You may need to eventually get her a seeing-eye mouse . .. ..

:rolleyes:

I drove in at 6 this morning, the roads were bad but I can handle it, the problem was the people with rear-wheel drive trying to kill me. You know, half those vehicles have 4-wheel capability, but THEY DON'T USE IT.

Yes, 'tis true.....the danger in driving on days like this is often with the a$$holes driving behind and beside you. . .. . . .

If I thought he did decent work wif a shovel, I'd keep him for meselph!!!!

I need him, too. My daughter is out there right now, doing odd things along the side of the driveway, strange zigzags .. . . . perhaps she is moving her eyes in opposite directions . .. . . . :huh::lol:

I'm planning to take a stab at cinnamon swirl bread today using my GFP French Bread Mix. Gotta phigure out how to finagle the batter so I can coat it wif cinnamon/sugar and roll. <scratching head>

Ohhhh, Patteeee, this sounds delish. Can't help ya. .. .....don't do much baking, wif the sugar and heavy carb load an 'all . .. . . . . <_<:(

Will and I have a very important, final meeting with our litigation lawyer this aft. I remember telling you guys about the horrific accident DD had, all due to school board negligence. :angry::angry::angry: It was four years ago, and just now we have our final presentation to make to the board's insurance company. They reaaaaaaaally owe my daughter. So, we'll see. . . . . .

Haven`t checked in on me dad this morning....off to do this. . ..

Carry on, Sills!!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Hi Em! I know what you mean about schools not closing no matter what. When I lived in the Adirondacks it took a lot to get the schools closed! But then again, the snow and bad weather is the norm, and they had the equipment to deal with it. I loved front wheel drive cars, I could get to work safely no matter what! Such an improvement over rear wheel drive!

This weather does not stop the builders. Am listening to heavy equipment, until it vibrates my skull and thru my head! Am trying to be grateful that it's winter, and that it's not nice weather when I want to play outside in peace and quiet! UGH ! <_< Hopefully they won't be too much longer at this.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Will and I have a very important, final meeting with our litigation lawyer this aft. I remember telling you guys about the horrific accident DD had, all due to school board negligence. :angry::angry::angry: It was four years ago, and just now we have our final presentation to make to the board's insurance company. They reaaaaaaaally owe my daughter. So, we'll see. . . . . .

Haven`t checked in on me dad this morning....off to do this. . ..

Good luck with your meeting today, Em. They do owe her--what a thing to have to go through, especially for a child. I'll be sending good, positive thoughts to you and Will. :)

Let us know 'bout dad.....

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Good luck with your meeting today, Em. They do owe her--what a thing to have to go through, especially for a child. I'll be sending good, positive thoughts to you and Will. :) Let us know 'bout dad.....

Hi guys

Just got back from 10 days in CA

Snow was sure different from the 79 degrees 2 days ago.

I haven't read anything but this page and wanted to write what Patti-- did so stole it :lol:

Good luck Em

I'm sure Amanda is in her new home by now

Hope Tom has his news from Mayo testing.

Hope Juliem is feeling better.

I did try to get on once out there with Jim's Lap top but you guys were in the middle......'of the Susie' dethroning' and it was one word per post............. :ph34r: so I just couldn't work that 'round' mouse...... :lol:

Who is the new reigning Queen?

hugs

Judy

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Mornin' Sillies B)

Snaugh here too! Most schools are closed--the ones out here and the Philadelphia schools, too. Don't know the official number, but it looks like 4 inches in me driveway.

I'm not gonna miss snaugh at all! :P

I'm planning to take a stab at cinnamon swirl bread today using my GFP French Bread Mix. Gotta phigure out how to finagle the batter so I can coat it wif cinnamon/sugar and roll. <scratching head>

I say butter or grease the pan, pour some cinnamon sugar in there and swirl it around to coat, just like flouring a pan. Then once the batter's ready, slightly stir in a swirl of cinnamon sugar, then it will mix itself just a bit more as you pour it into the pan. That's what I'd do, anywho. It'll probably take some practice, you'll just have to do this again and again.... sigh.....

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