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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judes...hi. I quit for 2 years before we moved.

Anyway...all I'm trying to say is...I can sympathize...I'm pulling for you and wishing you much strength and good luck! :)

Thanks so much

It does help to hear other peoples stories.

This is about the 6th time i've quit and each time it was years in between. As I'm getting older i know i must do it for my health........simple as that.

sending you a pm of the photos from the pages at daily strength.

Think you'll enjoy the nesting and fledging.

judy


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curlyfries Contributor
We like to hike and go birding, but have not had many opportunities since we moved to WV. Something to look forward to.

Love to hear the bird watching stories....and the avs! My HS Zoology teacher got me started as a teenager. Can't believe I've never seen a Pileated Woodpecker, though <_< My in-laws see them on their property quite often.

The bad thing is I don't really WANT to quit.........i just don't want to get breathing problems like i had with the asthmatic bronchitis..........so..............that has to be the motivator.

My husband tried to quit so many times........for me when we were dating.........for my asthmatic son when he was little.......but it was never because he wanted to for himself. This last time was because he truly wanted to......and it took :) He's been smoke-free for about 8 years, I think.

Jestgar Rising Star
Mail merge is....suppose you have a form letter (labels, postcards, whatevah), that needs to be mailed to many (or even several) people. Rather than retype the letter over and over for each one....you type ONE letter and embed fields into the letter, create a list or table of all the info you need, such as, names, addresses, phone numbers, any information at all. You can even sort the information on the tables in different ways. So, you have one form that you can use over and over by just changing the information in the fields. Now THAT'S Majik! :P

:ph34r: :ph34r:

scared

hold me

psawyer Proficient
:ph34r: :ph34r:

scared

hold me

Um, I'm about 2,600 miles away. Will a cyber-hug do? :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

DRAT!!!!!!!!!!! :angry: emoticonally busted again..........must edit

Hmmmmmm stalkybirdy, missing our Sarah , stupid jobs are another story, DEVA!!!! [how you doin'], Kaycee's video!! , HAPPY ROYAL BIRTHDAY!!, belatedly, proper grand SFFZ and crescendos!, [not to mention the subsequent requisite climax!], Judith's back!!, garage critters everywheres Ellie-May!! , Hockey Hustlers?? :huh: , Key West!!!!! :sooooooooogellussuvbevelface: , Bulgarian eyebulb hokey-pokey? isn't there a U.N. resolution against that??, <what makes "an U.N." so wrong? We'd say "an E.U. sumfin'erother">, Mr YCDTOTV better mehopes , hind-leg chokehold kisses!, Kit Kit could be George. ....oh ..he's urine-testicle, frozen trappers, phab dream rooms, chicks & their hair , iScream w/ a spork?, poor hurly smakk
DingoGirl Enthusiast

oh, and

SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have such wonderful news......

:):):):):):):):)

:jumpingoverthemoonwithglee:

GUESS WHAT, in our orchard walk today........a field that had been razed has been

PLANTED

WITH

NEW

TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:wub::wub::wub:

I am just beyond ecstatic, they will still be orchards......we can still walk there......it's an answer to prayer and an unbelievably poignant, small but HUGE blessing in my life

:wub:

☼ ☼ ☼ ☼ ☼

By damn, the sun IS shining :)

♥♥♥

curlyfries Contributor

Soooozeeee!!!!!!

So good to see you so chipper! ;) Your colorful and exuberant post brought a smile to me face! :)

BTW.....starlings are ugly annoying birds :angry:

.....and this concerns me a bit...

Woodpecker

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.........somehow it doesn't sound like the kind of woodpeckers we've been talking about :unsure::ph34r:


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curlyfries Contributor

This one, however, makes me larph!!!!!!!

Twirl-A-Squirrel

Electronic bird feeder baffle Flings

squirrels off your feaders

.....although they really should use their spellcheck!

Green12 Enthusiast
This one, however, makes me larph!!!!!!!

Twirl-A-Squirrel

Electronic bird feeder baffle Flings

squirrels off your feaders

.....although they really should use their spellcheck!

:lol: ...what you've never heard of "feaders" Lisa?!?!? I think it's something Tom uses at work with his other highly technical wackl spelled words.

I got Hyp-NO-Smoke (or summat like that, just glanced at it quickly) but my aren't those Blue Googls People Johnny on the spot this Sunday eve :lol::lol:

Susie Q!!!!!!! Loved your post too, so bright and sunny and happy. Definitely is good to see :D:D

Such exciting news about the newly planted trees!!!!

And so glad the kitteh is working out wonderfully :)

Theresa, well it sounds like mail merging is not something my life is missing afterall :lol::lol: but thanks so much for the explanation, so fascinating..... and now I know!! ;)

I know knawt of birds or anything to do with birding folks, but so good to see a few of you share and connect on that interest :)

Nikki, I missed that about your dream, sounds like a heavenly bathroom. Too bad you never found that room when you were living there <_<:lol:

It's half time!!!! I made nachos with the works.....corn chips topped with shredded Cuban rojo flank steak, onions, bell peppers, cheese, olives, sour cream and guac......man were my eyes bigger than my stomach (as usual) am sititng here with my laptop on me beached whale mid section :lol:

Toffee brownies for dessert though....and then back to Edna toot suite!!!! :lol:

I wonder what Bev is doing right now..............

Green12 Enthusiast
Music is my life so a big topic - watching Victor Borge do his music/comedy routine . Haooy Superbowl - hoop and holler and crash in that hospital room!Susan :angry::o:D

Hi Susan, did you already say what your involvement was with music and I missed it, if so I would love to hear again :)

....and does anyone remember our 2 x 2 theory....2 Julies, 2 Susans, there were 2 Donnas at one time, am I forgetting any others/!?!?

Jestgar Rising Star
Um, I'm about 2,600 miles away. Will a cyber-hug do? :lol:

:lol: :lol: Seems an appropriate response to being frightened of a computer :P

curlyfries Contributor
....and does anyone remember our 2 x 2 theory....2 Julies, 2 Susans, there were 2 Donnas at one time, am I forgetting any others/!?!?

*AHEM*..........2 LISA's!!!!!! <_< ..... :lol::lol:

....and our new Susan is a harpist :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
It's half time!!!! I made nachos with the works.....corn chips topped with shredded Cuban rojo flank steak, onions, bell peppers, cheese, olives, sour cream and guac......man were my eyes bigger than my stomach (as usual) am sititng here with my laptop on me beached whale mid section :lol:

Toffee brownies for dessert though....and then back to Edna toot suite!!!! :lol:

:o :o :o

HOLD EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!! all I can say is OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!! and - I wish I were at Jewel-ly's!!!!!!!!!!! what in HELL is shredded cuban rojo flank steak....I want it.... You are actually causing me physical pain with your food items and descriptions :(:lol: :lol:

Next year, I fly to Sooper Boowl at Jules house - who's wif me? :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Next year, I fly to Sooper Boowl at Jules house - who's wif me? :lol:

Sounds like a plan! :D

Green12 Enthusiast
:ph34r: :ph34r:

scared

hold me

:lol:

If you, the brain, were confoozled and scared then I am out of my mind with what the hecks and yikes!!! :lol:

Lisa, I didn't forget you and Lisa B per se ......I um, just forgot about the name Lisa......... :ph34r::lol:

Soozle, the Cuban Rojo Flank Steak is this very simple recipe I found. You just cut the flank steak into like 3 chunks and brown it, remove it, throw in onions, bell pepper strips and seasonings (cumin, bay leaf), deglaze the pan with cider vinegar, throw in some tomato paste and diced fire roasted tomatoes, throw back in the flank steak and let it simmer for a while until the meat is all tender.

Super easy and so flavorful.

I then froze it into single servings for future meals, you can put it over rice, use it in a rice tortilla or corn tortillas. It was delish over corn chips for the nachos.

I can email you the recipe if you like?

elye Community Regular
Next year, I fly to Sooper Boowl at Jules house - who's wif me? :lol:

Oh, yeah....I'm there. . . .!! Jooooles, your whole meal list sounds incroyable. .. . ....I, too, remain drooly-faced with longing.......

Twirl-a-Squirrel. . . . . :lol: ....I got me one o' those - - it's called Gus. <_<:rolleyes:

Soooozie's got some new li'l trees comin'! Yippeeeeee! And a happy li'l kitteh who will soon climb those trees .. . . . .. :)

Okay, in the astonishing, break-neck phlurry of Ptaoughmn's recap, there was this bewildering phrase:

Bulgarian eye-bulb hokey-pokey.

:huh:

:huh:

:lol::lol:

What in HELL?! Cannot remember this, nor make sense of it a 'tall.......but I LOVE it so much I can't stand it. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
*AHEM*..........2 LISA's!!!!!! <_< ..... :lol::lol:

....and our new Susan is a harpist :)

Or a harpy...Has that been clarified yet?

I guess we'll find out at Jule's house in a year... :P:D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Sounds like a plan! :D

Yes, to Jools for the Super Bowl in 2010! Oh, also Jools, I'll be there for Easter, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and any other holiday where you plan and plan and plan yer meals fer days and then cook it all. :lol: I'll help!!!!!!! (but - I"m not as good as you)

Yes, please send the recipe, sounds DELISH!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

If you, the brain, were confoozled and scared then I am out of my mind with what the hecks and yikes!!! :lol:

I know, OMG :lol::o

Soooozie's got some new li'l trees comin'! Yippeeeeee! And a happy li'l kitteh who will soon climb those trees .. . . . .. :)

Yes! My mom suggested today that I get a harness and leash for Li'l Peanut :lol: He is SOOOOOOO anxious to go outside, but he cannot even go out wif us until he gets his.......little peanuts cut off (Tuesday of this week, it's really happening!!!!!!! )

Gus, the squirrel-twirler :huh: Poor wittle things......Weezle would kill them if there were any left in the orchard.....

Okay, in the astonishing, break-neck phlurry of Ptaoughmn's recap, there was this bewildering phrase:

Bulgarian eye-bulb hokey-pokey.

What in HELL?! Cannot remember this, nor make sense of it a 'tall.......but I LOVE it so much I can't stand it. :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG - totally missed this - - but yer not kiddin', WHAT IN HELL does it mean????????? did we talk about Bulgarians? do you think he meant.......Burundians??????????? :lol: AFter all, his brain WOZ only at 60 percent *snackle* :lol:

Well, another evening where I'm JUST SO MAD a-GAIN that Jules isn't my neighbor and cooking me dinner. <_<:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLIES - - -

Well, I have had it. And I need you all to do me a favor, right this minute, if you don't mind.

Please, all of you, click on my profile to view it. I have a stalker, sort of (someone I know), something creepy going on, and I want that name bumped off my list of viewers to my profile immediately, because if I happen to go to my profile page, IT"S ALWAYS THERE.

So, if all of youse go and view my profile, it'll bump that one off.........

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)

thank you sills. I"ll fill you all in later. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient

Done Suz. Let me know if you need any help.

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey! Don't phorget meee with Sooperbowls of snakking and hollerday meels! I'm not a big phan of kooking, but I don't mind a'tall doing kleen ups! Balances out, hey? You all cook, we all eat 'till we can't move....as soon as we can move I kleen up! Let me know wen and ware, I'll be thare and square1 :D

Suessly! You do sound read as happy! I'm happy that you're happy ;) . Someday those trees will be big and strong (if they are fruit trees even in a couple of years!). They will be filled with birdies, and you can buy binoculars to see them, and a digital camera with 48 zoom to take their pictures, and even set up a "feader" so you can watch them close up!!! Sounds like a plan to me. & then when we all drop in on you to visit....we can stroll through the orchards, binocling and digizooming all of the pretty babies :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Suessly, I peeked in too and didn't see the Schtalker!! We are all here beside you if'n it comes to a schowdown! Yeah.....schtalk the schtalker! :angry:B)

curlyfries Contributor
So, if all of youse go and view my profile, it'll bump that one off.........

PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There ya go.....looks like one more will do it?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Okay, in the astonishing, break-neck phlurry of Ptaoughmn's recap, there was this bewildering phrase:

Bulgarian eye-bulb hokey-pokey.

:huh:

:huh:

:lol::lol:

What in HELL?! Cannot remember this, nor make sense of it a 'tall.......but I LOVE it so much I can't stand it. :lol:

This was Jess . . . playing hokey-pokey in the Peace Corps . . . you put yer eye-bulbs in, you put yer eye-bulbs out.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Suessly! You do sound read as happy! I'm happy that you're happy ;) . Someday those trees will be big and strong (if they are fruit trees even in a couple of years!). They will be filled with birdies, and you can buy binoculars to see them, and a digital camera with 48 zoom to take their pictures, and even set up a "feader" so you can watch them close up!!! Sounds like a plan to me. & then when we all drop in on you to visit....we can stroll through the orchards, binocling and digizooming all of the pretty babies :lol:

:):):) such a fine idea!!!!!!!!

SILLS!!!!!!!! thank you so much, he has been BUMPED from my page!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) (I'm not even being nice about it any more and don't care if he reads all of this :angry: )

He has changed his status to "private" so, if he views me again, at least I won't see it.

thanks, me lovely friends. :)

In other news.......a HUGE beautiful armoir was delivered to my house today. it's Gail's, Gail of the too-much-furniture :lol: and, her friend Robert was storing it for about two years. Now, I am storing it indefinitely, it holds my TV in my bedroom, 'tis gigantic :blink: and I am in LOVE wtih it!!!!!!!!

So, this brought about soooooooooo much deep cleaning/picture re-hanging/furniture rearranging today and I am thrilled beyond belief with how cozy my room is. So, I'm goin' in there now!

Thanks, me Sills :wub:

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