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flagbabyds Collaborator

so i have NO idea what is going on in this thread cause i haven't been on it since like 2007 and i really don't feel like reading through almost that many pages but i'm just saying HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

and i miss you guys, adn school has taken over my life so im in the library procrastinating right now from doing my homework cause i'm sick of it

so hi to all my fellow celiacs cause i miss you guys and school is awesome!


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so i have NO idea what is going on in this thread cause i haven't been on it since like 2007 and i really don't feel like reading through almost that many pages but i'm just saying HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

and i miss you guys, adn school has taken over my life so im in the library procrastinating right now from doing my homework cause i'm sick of it

so hi to all my fellow celiacs cause i miss you guys and school is awesome!

MYGAAAAWD!!!!!!....MOLLY!!!!!!!!!

Best NOT to read through......complete jibberish :lol:

How old are you now?????........ at college????.........you been well??????? <questions, questions :rolleyes: >

:)

jerseyangel Proficient

Look who's here!! Molly!! :D

curlyfries Contributor
so i have NO idea what is going on in this thread cause i haven't been on it since like 2007 and i really don't feel like reading through almost that many pages but i'm just saying HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

Hi Molly!

As Queen I feel I must inform you that, in order to return, you must answer a few simple questions......the test will be next Fri.......25 fill-in-the-blank, 50 short answer, 15 true/false, and a short essay, double spaced, cover page, time-line, flow chart........... ;)

flagbabyds Collaborator

im here for a short while, i go through phases of being here and now so if anyone doesn't know me it's cuase i haven't been back for a while, like since summer or something, don't really remember when i was on here last, someone else can probably answer that a LOT better than i can

i thikn the last time i was on the layout was BLUE

ok it hasn't been THAT long, i'm exagerating i think...i kinda miss the blue hahah

school IS AWESOME

i loves it

like an insane amount! '

i'm a chem major with spanish and psych and maybe bio minors

yes i know i kill myself, i think i study double any of my friends at least.

life is good, gluten free is great, hte food system here is great, so any teens applying to college come to university of puget sound, they have good gluten free food!

life is amazing, tacoma is awesome

uh i don't remember what other questions were asked haha.

ask me again cause i'm done with homework and will be up for AT LEAST another hour before i totally crash

o i went to DC for inauguration and froze my feet off and lived off of 7-11 food by my sisters dorm for a week, aka i didn't really eat other than the gluten free restaruant i went to in MD the first day...

elye Community Regular
Hi Molly!

As Queen I feel I must inform you that, in order to return, you must answer a few simple questions......the test will be next Fri.......25 fill-in-the-blank, 50 short answer, 15 true/false, and a short essay, double spaced, cover page, time-line, flow chart........... ;)

AND: If you are uncertain of any test answers, you are encouraged to provide instead your current shopping list or the lyrics to a song you fancy..... ...

Hi, Molly! Nice to meet yer. . . ......now that you're back, please stay within the madness!!

flagbabyds Collaborator

ello!

the madness is already inside me

there are so many new people here though hahaha

im member 20!!! yay haha

i'm a mad college student

OK random random questions that i dont' think anyone will knwo but i've been wondering for like 3 years

so there's this song i leared when i was like 3 abotu celiac disease and goes

"oats, wheat, rye and barley no, malt and millet have to go, corn and rice i'll eat instead with these i can be well fed"

"celiacs have lots to eat fruit and vegetable and meat"

AND THERE"S ANOTHER LINE AND I CAN"T REMEMBER IT FOR THE LIFE OF ME, anyone know it? seeing as i learned it in 1993 i'm doubting

and i'm comign up on my 17 years of being gluten free! woohoo!


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flagbabyds Collaborator

O!

and if i do leave the madness find me on FACEBOOK cause im always on there...

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elye Community Regular

Whoaaa!!!! Molly is Member number TWENTY on this forum??! .. .. . Man...you need to be a special queen er sumfin'. . . . . ...You were here for The Beginning .. ....The Genesis... . ...... ..

:rolleyes:

Um, who in hell is Member Number ONE? Now, that individual needs to be the Biggest Grandest Poobah... . ...

psawyer Proficient
so i have NO idea what is going on in this thread cause i haven't been on it since like 2007 and i really don't feel like reading through almost that many pages but i'm just saying HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

and i miss you guys, adn school has taken over my life so im in the library procrastinating right now from doing my homework cause i'm sick of it

so hi to all my fellow celiacs cause i miss you guys and school is awesome!

Molly! It is wonderful to see you here.

flagbabyds Collaborator
Whoaaa!!!! Molly is Member number TWENTY on this forum??! .. .. . Man...you need to be a special queen er sumfin'. . . . . ...You were here for The Beginning .. ....The Genesis... . ...... ..

:rolleyes:

Um, who in hell is Member Number ONE? Now, that individual needs to be the Biggest Grandest Poobah... . ...

Well scott is #1 of course

then there are a few people who haven't ever posted, tarnalberry and judy and angeljd1 then me, we all joined on the first day the new forums started, i remember the old forums, i think i was the only young person on them, that was from like 2000-2003 when this one started in december of 2003, so i've been on it from the beginning, beginning, beginning hah.

but hten school started up and i didn't have as much time, i was a moderator but i didn't log on for a year and scott rightfully demoted me cause i wasn't doing anything but i have a lot of knowlegde about celiac!

a lot of the older users stopped a while back, like celiac3270 (who i still talk to...) and all the oldies

it's been a good journey

almost been 17 years gluten freeeeee!!!

psawyer Proficient

My very first post on this board was in response to a survey that Molly was taking:

Celiac, diagnosed by biopsy June 2000

Type I diabetic, diagnosed March 1986

Male, age 50

Hope this helps!

I had been lurking for months, but joined so I could reply.
Jestgar Rising Star

well, I logged on to tell ya all about my completely random day, but Molly trumps all musings.

Nice to see you back!

flagbabyds Collaborator
My very first post on this board was in response to a survey that Molly was taking:

I had been lurking for months, but joined so I could reply.

AHH 8th grade science fair project relating the genes between diabetes and celiac

woohoo for getting honorable mention at california state science fair haha

funstuff

tom Contributor
. . . .the phamous, pedestalized Mayo!

Hehe pedastalized

Jewels is Riccochet Rabbitt....bouncing off from walls. Bing, bing bing! :lol:

:lol:

Loved those old cartoons! Hanna-Barbara?

BUT, last night during my chocolate high I had a thought, a revelation if you will. I was cracking myself up, and only myself :lol::lol: .....it has to do with Lost, so I know Patti will get it, and maybe Tom?

Yup, I'm w/ ya . ..

PATTI is going to be my constant here in the middle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

That's a lotta hockey on her plate....don't want to accidentally call out GO WILDCATS on this one, must practice-

Marauders.

Marauders.

Marauders!!!!!!

GO MARAUDERS!!!!!!!

:lol: .. ... . "must practice"

I am conjuring a trip to visit my mom this Saturday-

Sounds like Samantha Stevens going to see Endora. :wacko:

elye Community Regular

Goooood Morning, gang!

Thinking of our Psoooozie... . ... :wub: ...hope we hear from her this am.

Got nowt ... ... ..hopefully today will bring reams of hilarity that I can breathlessly pass along here. Dunno.. . . ..teaching one class, groceries, visiting wif me dad . .... ..isn't promising to be a larf a minute. . ...

I'll see what I do.

:mellow:

:lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

Molly so nice to see you again!! How have things been?

Hoping our Psoozie is going check in. Her little kitty is so cute!

I am so glad it is friday! I am just ready for the weekend. We are making a voyage to see my mom tomorrow.

and I hear this weekend it is going to be in the 40's and 50's!!!! not complaining there!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

A Molly poop-in! :) How delightful......I chatted with her mum at the Stanford Celiac conference a couple of years ago, and saw Molly bopping along with many friends off in the distance. Darling girl!

Well......I"ll find out in a couple of hours about Peanut but I am fearing the worst as - proper protocol was not really followed yesterday, I've found out. :(

Some sillies know but not all - - I poisoned my own kitten with flea medication yesterday. :( He seized and convulsed, had been doing so for at least three hours when I got home and found him wedged under my bed. Absolutely heartbreaking and.......I could not afford the nearly $800 to treat him. So, he stayed there unattended all night on phenobarbitol, I will know soon. Spent half the night weeping over the little kitten we have fallen in love with.

:(

I"ll keep you posted......it doesn't look good, though.

BTW, did some research last night on flea medication poisoning and there are thousands of horror stories. I will NEVER use flea meds on a pet again.....will go holistic for this.

but guess what - - this is so terrible - - I used a DROP of my DOG's flea med on the cat yesterday. A drop. :( I came home to find one of the most awful sights I've ever seen.

Can't stop punishing myself just yet for what I've done.....and for making the choice not to pay the $800 for full medical treatment (with unknown outcome, BTW). I've NEVER denied full medical treatment to a pet in my life. Never. I feel absolutely awful. And, they treat you differently when you can't afford to pay for everything and choose not to. :(:(

but - - in my reading last night, many animals given the CORRECT dosage and treatment still seize/convulse and often die, or remain epileptic for life.

:(

more later sills, I"ll be okay, but Weez is pretty freaked out.

I soooooooooo want to bring our Peanut home later, exhausted but okay.......I so so so so so want this......

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Molly nice to see you again and a Freshman in college now...how time flies.

hoping time is flying for you Susie and the wee Peanut will be home with you soon

healthy and well. Prayers for you too Susie...please don't be so hard on yourself.

love Judy

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

(((((hugs susie))))))

I am keeping you and Peanut in my thoughts and prayers.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Keeping my fingers crossed, Susie.

Have not posted in a few days . . . I'm not phunny right now but am still reading along . . . have the most dreaded yearly apointment in an hour along wif the boob squeeze immediately after . . . hmmmm, wonder why I don't feel silly . . . :ph34r:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Have not posted in a few days . . . I'm not phunny right now but am still reading along . . . have the most dreaded yearly apointment in an hour along wif the boob squeeze immediately after . . . hmmmm, wonder why I don't feel silly . . . :ph34r:

:blink:

all in one day?

shouldn't perhaps laws be enacted against this cruel level of suffering? :weaksilly:

:P

jerseyangel Proficient

Oh Susie--I had no idea about what happened to Peanut. :( (((((hug))))) Please don't blame yourself, you didn't know and you always do the very best you can for your pet-kids. This is something that can and does happen even with professional treatment.....believe me, I know :(:(

We're gonna think positive and hope for the very best outcome for Peanut. :) Hang in there, me phriend.

jerseyangel Proficient
Have not posted in a few days . . . I'm not phunny right now but am still reading along . . . have the most dreaded yearly apointment in an hour along wif the boob squeeze immediately after . . . hmmmm, wonder why I don't feel silly . . . :ph34r:

You've been on me mind, Jan-it. Ugh--hope it all goes quickly and most of all uneventfully. Good new is that this afternoin, it'll be all over fer another year. :D

Hee! I have spellcheck on me new computer and it's underlining all me sillie words. <_<:P

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Sooze......you'll be going to the vets soon......... let us know asap (rooting for the li'l scamp) :)

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