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I missed you all and often thought about you down there! especially because EVERY store on the main street sold underwear that said " I (heart) love to fart" and a t-shirt that said "I'm not drunk- I'm just naturally friendly, silly and clumsy" :lol:

Let's see- food excellent! Water was 70 degrees but only one real beach day. Got down to 47 Wednesday night- brrr!!!!!!!!!!! Went on a glass bottom boat tour, saw Hemingways' House, went to the Butterfly Conservatory, rented mopeds, snorkeled (in a wetsuit). Relaxed. I ate like a pig- seafood twice a day every day!

Had a moped accident :ph34r: The main street where all the bars and shops are is called Duval. Somewhere in front of a gazillion people I started my moped and confused accelerate with brake :unsure::blink: flew across the street, hit the curb, bike fell down, I skidded about 10 feet on my left side but walked away with a scarped knee and bruises because I was wearing a helmet, pants, day hikers because it was so cold. When the officer (very handsome if I remember correctly) asked me if I had been drinking I said, "Unfortunately, no!" :lol:

In the observatory, it's good luck if a butterfly lands on you. Not only did a beautiful blue morpho butterfly LAND on my shoulder- he took a poop! The blue butterfly of happiness pooped on me :lol: :lol:

We had a great time. I am so tired! Tan (lay out even if I had to do it in sweats and socks!)

No pics yet- I took my slow camera (film!) but Kurt got some so I'll get em up.


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Green12 Enthusiast

WELCOME BACK BEV!!!! :wub: :wub:

Sounds like you had so much PHUN, can't wait to see pics :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Wow Bevvie--it all sounds so wonderphul.....except the part where you phlew through the air and skidded down the road! :o My gawd--I'm just so relieved you're ok!

Glad yer back :D

DingoGirl Enthusiast
In the observatory, it's good luck if a butterfly lands on you. Not only did a beautiful blue morpho butterfly LAND on my shoulder- he took a poop! The blue butterfly of happiness pooped on me :lol: :lol:

BEVEL! It just sounds wonderful and I'm so glad you were able to do so much!!!!!!!

And, a butterfly pooped on ya!!!!!!!! :lol: excellent!

am soooooooo anxious and want my Peanut home. :( I just called, they said he's fine but whether his personality has changed remains to be seen. I told a little lie :ph34r: and said I had an appt this afternoon but my mum would be here with him (that part not a lie, she insists on coming over) and wanted to pick him up before.

They are NOT happy with me....they want to keep him all day, WHAT IN HELL FOR? what are they going to do? he's not seizing any more..... :huh:

He should be home, with us, and not in a cage. :( He's been through enough.......

Jess.......um........I need some scientist lecturing, pleez :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
He should be home, with us, and not in a cage. :( He's been through enough.......

Jess.......um........I need some scientist lecturing, pleez :lol:

I don't know anything about seizures, keep this in mind.

I can't imagine what they're looking for. He has to eat and drink and pee and poop, but it could be a while before that happens. When you bring him home, confine him to one room, low light, somewhere soft to nap. Keep him away from anything that could hurt him, and block anywhere that he could get wedged. Treat him like he's still drugged and can't take care of himself.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I can't imagine what they're looking for. He has to eat and drink and pee and poop, but it could be a while before that happens. When you bring him home, confine him to one room, low light, somewhere soft to nap. Keep him away from anything that could hurt him, and block anywhere that he could get wedged. Treat him like he's still drugged and can't take care of himself.

He will be held in my arms like the tiniest, tenderest, wee babe, or snuggled on the couch, the bed, wherever he wants. shades drawn, very quiet here. He will be served white albacore tuna :wub:

I have already vacuumed so that that calamity wouldn't be going on. He is eating and drinking over there. Everything is so nice and clean for him. :lol: I have a rather loud and raucous friend (who LOVES cats) coming over tonight for dinner, may re-think that :blink:

elye Community Regular

BEV GOT BUTTERFLY POOPED!! This absolutely MUST be a lucky omen. . . . .

I had a dear friend say to me last night "well WHY did you do that? didn't you think about what you were doing?" :huh: - - I mean PHARQUE, obviously I have deep regret and was NOT being careful - - when everyone else had been so supportive and sympathetic. I sort of yelled at her :ph34r:

OMG. . . . . Haven't we ALL done something like this, due to a fixed income, and being next to certain that all would be okay? Lord, I have, once or twice, put my own prescription eye drops into my animals' eyes to avoid the heinous expense of veteranairy conjunctivitis drops. Gawd, now I will be always be thinking twice, and perhaps that is a good thing. . . . . . . . :mellow:

He has to eat and drink and pee and poop, but it could be a while before that happens. When you bring him home, confine him to one room, low light, somewhere soft to nap. Keep him away from anything that could hurt him, and block anywhere that he could get wedged. Treat him like he's still drugged and can't take care of himself.

Incredible......this is, I am CERTAIN, the exact instructions, word fer word, that my mom was given for when my dad is discharged from the geriatric wing. . .. . . .

:huh:

:lol::lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Incredible......this is, I am CERTAIN, the exact instructions, word fer word, that my mom was given for when my dad is discharged from the geriatric wing. . .. . . .

:huh:

:lol::lol:

oh my gaaaaaaaawd :lol: :lol:

and there's Molly reading along! Hey Moll, who's that cute guy yer leanin' against in yer facebook photo?????? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast

So very happy for you Susie . . . very happy that our peanut-less lil peanut will be home soon!!!

Home from my appointments . . .

Me Before:

:)

vv

Me After:

:blink:

- -

flagbabyds Collaborator
oh my gaaaaaaaawd :lol::lol:

and there's Molly reading along! Hey Moll, who's that cute guy yer leanin' against in yer facebook photo?????? :P

just a friend! we were playing ninja tag and i was stealing all his clothes

i seriuosly don't remember the cuteness of my counselor, or which one i was talking about cause they were all pretty cute!! hahaha

life is good, just got done with classes and have a psych experiment to do this afternoon, then i gotta go figure out why my phone doesn't work cause it kinda makes having a cell phone pointless if it doesn't answer calls...

i just ate an awesome gluten-free lunch haha :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
So very happy for you Susie . . . very happy that our peanut-less lil peanut will be home soon!!!

Home from my appointments . . .

Me Before:

:)

vv

Me After:

:blink:

- -

:lol::lol:

Jian-gnit's been smooshed beyond all recognition!!!!

GADS!! ...<how's yer other parts :blink: >

jerseyangel Proficient
Incredible......this is, I am CERTAIN, the exact instructions, word fer word, that my mom was given for when my dad is discharged from the geriatric wing. . .. . . .

:lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular

psawyer Proficient

I'm so glad Peanut is still with us.

Jess is right, all four of those functions have to be occurring for him to be considered out of danger.

Many medications are not safe for certain species, and cats are among the most sensitive.

We sell most products without batting an eye. We generally assume that the customer who picks up what she wants and brings it to the counter knows what she is buying. Not so with flea products. We *always* confirm with the customer that the animal on which they intend to use the product is the correct one. With dogs, there are even some where the weight of the dog is important.

Unfortunately, some people think that a "stronger" flea product will work faster. It won't and could seriously harm or kill their pet.

Also be aware that itching is often not due to fleas.

To test for fleas, brush or comb your pet over a hard surface, such as a tile floor. See if tiny, dark specks come out. If so, moisten them. If there is a flea problem, the specks will turn red as a result of being moistened, indicating that they are flea droppings. No specks, or specks that do not turn red when moistened, suggest that the itching problem is due to another source.

Several posts while I was writing this. Must go catch up.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Yes! Jagnitt! Could you show us that with emoticons and fonts?? :huh::lol:

:lol::lol:

Are you trying to get me kicked off the board??? . . . but it goes something like this:

:o-^_/\ -

Gad..... . . . . .just picturing me dad wedged under their bed. . . . . .

:lol::lol::lol: What a horrid daughter I is.. . . . ...but it's PHUNEEEE!

....And he would think so, too... . . . ..

Just make sure you have some albacore tuna for him . . . :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

GIAN-KNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Yes, can you depict yer Josie in fonts and smilies (Josie is what we have called the um.......hoo haw since 7th grades. It's due to Josie and the PUSSY cats :huh: ) *snort*

I'm so glad Peanut is still with us.

Jess is right, all four of those functions have to be occurring for him to be considered out of danger.

Many medications are not safe for certain species, and cats are among the most sensitive.

We sell most products without batting an eye. We generally assume that the customer who picks up what she wants and brings it to the counter knows what she is buying. Not so with flea products. We *always* confirm with the customer that the animal on which they intend to use the product is the correct one. With dogs, there are even some where the weight of the dog is important.

:wub: what would I do without me sillies????

I am SOOOOO glad you discuss this with your customers Poeter......wish every store did.

I looked at the package today of that evil flea stuff. RIGHT ON THE FRONT, not in large letters but in letters I can certainly read wtih my glasses on, it says

DO NOT USE ON CATS

:( :( :(

If only I'd paid attention....not been in a hurry......heeded the warnings in my head....if only. :(

Are you trying to get me kicked off the board??? . . . but it goes something like this:

:o-^_/\ -

Just make sure you have some albacore tuna for him . . . :lol:

annnnnnnnnnnd there's her giney!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

yes Em - "here daddy daddy daddy" with the albacore in front of him :lol:

Molly! You must be having so much fun up there! Yes, we ARE a psych(o) experiment here, all day, all the time :wacko::lol:

curlyfries Contributor

Soozie!!!!....so relieved to hear about li'l P......he's gonna be one spoiled kitty for sure!

I must confess I snuck onto the computer at work a couple of times to get the news :P

Home from my appointments . . .

Me Before:

:)

vv

Me After:

:blink:

- -

Awesome, Jyan-knit!!!!!......well.....not about your boobs :unsure:

GIAN-KNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Yes, can you depict yer Josie in fonts and smilies (Josie is what we have called the um.......hoo haw since 7th grades. It's due to Josie and the PUSSY cats :huh: ) *snort*

annnnnnnnnnnd there's her giney!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

......or as Oprah would say......va-jay-jay!

Do we all remember the sign for this body part? :D

Welcome back, Bevvie! have you brought the warm weather and sunshine back with you?

harp1 Apprentice

Soooooooo glad P is ok. My cats are the picture of health. Susan

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

so much to comment on

happy about the peanut :)

Glad Bev had a great time and a butterfly pooped 9 FOR EXTRA LUCK) ON HER and she was ok after the accident wasn't a bad on.

Janet's home and not like this :blink: ^^-/\

Nikki...praying your better

peters expertice on pets

gosh know there is more but have to run

will catch up later

Judy

elye Community Regular
GIAN-KNIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol::lol: Yes, can you depict yer Josie in fonts and smilies (Josie is what we have called the um.......hoo haw since 7th grades. It's due to Josie and the PUSSY cats :huh: ) *snort*

Um...this is Jahgnitt's dog's name, I am certain. . . . . . . :lol:

When Does Li'l P come home?? :wub:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Um...this is Jahgnitt's dog's name, I am certain. . . . . . . :lol:

When Does Li'l P come home?? :wub:

it IS Janghnitt's dog's name......that Jo-Dawg :lol:

We called the va-jay-jay the Josie, Josephina, Jo Jo, Josetta, can't remember what else :lol:

Peaghnut - - - I'm leaving in a few, I have waited as long as I can stand it, will stop at the grocery store, then get him. He should be here in about an hour. :wub:

I pray there's no longterm damage - - - that's our next hurdle - no seizures. But, he hasn't had one today :) great news - -

THANK YOU SILLIES for all your support :wub:

flourgirl Apprentice

Wow...there has been lots of communikayshun while I was gone! I sat down to read for a bit this afternoon. I slept for HOURS!!!! :o Why can't I do this at night when Iyam SUPPOSED to?!? :huh:

Psuessly.....you did something with all good intentions. It's over (almost, anyway). Really, it does no good to beat yourself up over it. It's over and done....it's been rectified....you meant no harm....let it go. For your own sake, and that of Peanut-kitteh :wub::wub: (one for each of you).

Bev-really is home from her adventures!!! Sounds like a blast....with minimal damage. Nice to have the chance to get away and have some phun.

Pieter....a good man for advice for many and assorted reasons. :)

Giannet...you survived the invasion, and getting flattened into 2 dimensions. Did you leave any black holes behind? Hope your mood is improved now that it's over.

Niknik.....hower yu doin'? Just because you're paranoid, does NOT mean that they are not out to get you!....(Sawwy....bad phun pun)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Wow...there has been lots of communikayshun while I was gone! I sat down to read for a bit this afternoon. I slept for HOURS!!!! :o Why can't I do this at night when Iyam SUPPOSED to?!? :huh:

Because you slept for HOURS during the middle of the day???? . . . just a guess . . . :lol:

elye Community Regular

THE LI'L NUT WILL BE HOME IN AN HOUR. . .. !!!!! :):):wub:

(Um, I'm talking about Soooozie's kitteh, here.....not me dad - - he won't be home fer a while). . . . . . ..

:lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Because you slept for HOURS during the middle of the day???? . . . just a guess . . . :lol:

:lol: :lol:

smart@ss:ph34r:

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