Jump to content
  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.




  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):



    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):


  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: :lol:

sorry Sills, no links shall be posted

but - the email has been sent :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm wild with suspense - will he write back?

he's alreayd heard about me from my neighbor :lol:

I am cracking meself up :lol:


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
flourgirl Apprentice

Hey Psuessly! Good luck on your YOWZER!!! You got the poifect snuggly Kitteh...it's in the stars for you go have a poifect snuggly Pritteh wander in through your door!!!! :lol::P

flourgirl Apprentice

Oh! Psuess, I phergot! Dolicos is a vine (you might see it called Hyacinth Bean) that is an annual. Tis phast growing...about 10', and smells wonderful! All parts of it are supposed to be edible...leaves, flowers, bean pods, even roots....but I have not yet partaken of it! :lol: I just love the look of it, and the smell of it, and the phact that the hummers like it so much! I save the bean seeds to start new plants the next year. If I can phind the right pics, I'll set up the next av wif dem! One year on a biiiiig trellis (the vines pulled it over so we had to anchor it!), last year climbing up the deck (second story deck). Geezly...I just luv flowers!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Depends . . . where did you find the cat poo this morning???

:o

Were you standing on tiger-pig at the time??

:o:lol:

THAT would be a poo crime most HEINOUS!!! (has never happened..gaaawd forbid)......resulting in immediate and swift eviction from the premises!!

Open Original Shared Link

My favoUrite would have to be 'English' :D (I also like that he does NOT have those weird blue eyes!)

We just found out that in less than 2 months, I am moving with the family to Cape Cod.

We're both very excited and are looking forward to the adventure. I'll keep you all updated as we go.

Exciting news Ryan!

If I win (yeah, that's gonna happen :P ) there's gonna be one heck of a gluten free partay! Of course, you'll all be invited :D

Niknik....better get that phan-driven parachute ready!!!! :lol:

SOD the phan driven contraption!!!....if yer win the lottery I'm arriving PHIRST class daaahhhling ;):lol:

The Bold and the Beautiful.

OMG the drama, the angst, the facial expressions.......the plastic surgery (on both the women and the men, YIKES)............it was so.........

COMICAL!!!!!

I could not stop watching and examining these faces that don't even look real, like a train wreck pulling you in :lol:

Why do people think that looks good????????

:lol: It used to be shown here.....had a cult following :huh: ....was the butt of many jokes if I remember :lol:

OH!!!!!, and talking of TOO much plastic surgery....WHAT in hell happened to Mickey Rourke??????? :unsure:

....part deux later......

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Sillies- Tis still warm out--went for a quick walk outside with a coworker about 45 mins ago---still wondering why I came back into the hospital!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Hope everyone who is enjoying a warmer than normal day gets out there at least for a phew minutes--I have a couple windows open--and I'm weraing sandals :lol:B) Me pheet are happy :D

PadT's wearing her Birks??? :huh:

NOT a hint of spring here :angry: ...still in Uggs (swore I'd NEVER wear 'em, but damn! they are warm :rolleyes: )

Glad you had a good time visiting the relatives Pattee!!! :D

See, now this is a classic example......in some circles, you might be asked "who you are wearing" (hate that expression....I mean, gawd <_< ).......but here, it's "who is yer bruise?" :P

A subtle but important difference :rolleyes:

*SNORT!* :lol:

Paddeigh upping the wackl!!!!

Sillies!!!! I'm going to do sumfin' a little scary but fun (this is not my first rodeo ;) ) I'm sendin' an email to a guy with whom I was supposed to be set up, months ago, and I wasn't interested...........

saw his pic in the paper last week, and an article, and YOWZA, I'm writin' to him :lol: :lol: :lol:

HOLD ME!!!!!! :unsure: ......scared!!

:lol:

UM, the 'cold thing' .....also NEVER get 'em.............more to do wiv going to the gym than being gluten-free for me :blink:

...and BTW, my dryer also holds water......maybe a commonwealth thang???? :blink: ......it condenses

Darn210 Enthusiast
Oh! Psuess, I phergot! Dolicos is a vine (you might see it called Hyacinth Bean) that is an annual. Tis phast growing...about 10', and smells wonderful! All parts of it are supposed to be edible...leaves, flowers, bean pods, even roots....but I have not yet partaken of it! :lol: I just love the look of it, and the smell of it, and the phact that the hummers like it so much! I save the bean seeds to start new plants the next year. If I can phind the right pics, I'll set up the next av wif dem! One year on a biiiiig trellis (the vines pulled it over so we had to anchor it!), last year climbing up the deck (second story deck). Geezly...I just luv flowers!

I'm off to google hyacinth bean . . . I'm looking for a climber . . . need to see if it will grow here.


Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):



Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):



Green12 Enthusiast
Jules, you have stumbled upon quite possibly my MOST FAVORITE daytime phenomenon - - The Bold and the Beautiful is simply unparalleled in its surgerized, coiffed, tanned, poorly-acted, outrageously-plotted magnificence.......... :lol: x 100

I LOVE THAT SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch it any time I"m home and remember it's on

you are in for HOURS of riveting fascination *snooooooooooooooort* :lol:

<insert a Patti Hee! here>

Well I don't plan to watch, just plan on making fun of it...severely :lol:

:lol::lol::lol: Even though I'm not Kween . . . I am now declaring this to be a "Jess" as she is becoming known for requiring links/sources on the rest of the forum!!!

:lol:

Double hee!!

but - the email has been sent :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'm wild with suspense - will he write back?

he's alreayd heard about me from my neighbor :lol:

A development!!!!!!!! On the edge of me seat waiting to hear what happens!

OH!!!!!, and talking of TOO much plastic surgery....WHAT in hell happened to Mickey Rourke??????? :unsure:

Nik, cat poo crimes? HEINOUS!!

Poor Mickey Rourke, I do kind of feel sorry for him....I think he said he had complications, or had bad work done er summat....obviously.

Sillies- Tis still warm out--went for a quick walk outside with a coworker about 45 mins ago---still wondering why I came back into the hospital!

Sounds lovely Amanda :)

Oh and yer garden, I am so jealous!! I want one of me own someday, how exciting for you to be able to start one!

NOT a hint of spring here :angry: ...still in Uggs (swore I'd NEVER wear 'em, but damn! they are warm :rolleyes: )

Glad you had a good time visiting the relatives Pattee!!! :D

Nikki in Uggs!!! So very posh!! ....are you wearing your shiny sparkly earrings with them?!?! :D:D

Hi Ryan!!! Good to see you pooping in, Cape Cod sounds awesome :)

Lisa, hope you feel better soon :)

Jestgar Rising Star
<insert a Patti Hee! here>

Double hee!!

:lol: :lol:

Is that Hee hee?

or hee

hee

?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

I like the husky named Rachel best. She's so cute, reminds me of a dog we used to have.....

I SO know what you mean about the snotrags!!!!! My boyfriend does it more than me. I don't tend to be as much of a 'dripper'. More like a clogger....... Hee.

Green12 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol:

Is that Hee hee?

or hee

hee

?

HAh ha!

Or should I say Hee Hee

Or..... Hee x 2

:lol::lol:

I SO know what you mean about the snotrags!!!!! My boyfriend does it more than me. I don't tend to be as much of a 'dripper'. More like a clogger....... Hee.

snaught rags!!!!! :lol:

and clogger :lol:

Patti, sorry I missed when you were saying yer goodbyes. Gosh I can't even imagine how hard that must have been :(

Bevvy poo, yer motorcycle (scooter?) accident sounds like it smarted. Ouch!! :( Hope you are resting up and revering well :)

elye Community Regular
My favoUrite would have to be 'English' :D (I also like that he does NOT have those weird blue eyes!)

Um .. .. . .... :unsure: . . . methinks perhaps I am known to have those weird blue eyes . . . . ...

:huh:

:rolleyes:

UM, the 'cold thing' .....also NEVER get 'em.............more to do wiv going to the gym than being gluten-free for me :blink:

Yup....me, too. .. .. .

...and BTW, my dryer also holds water......maybe a commonwealth thang???? :blink: ......it condenses

But of course!! I have in fact read of this, in some tourist magazines. . . . . ...Commonwealth Condensation. .... . ...

:lol:

Is that Hee hee?

or hee

Hey! It's HEE2 .... . .. ... ..

:rolleyes:

Jestgar Rising Star
Um .. .. . .... :unsure: . . . methinks perhaps I am known to have those weird blue eyes . . . . ...

oh god, blue eyes, forgot to tell my story

Went to the derm (new one, fired the old one) and the MA asks if it's OK if the resident comes in. Sure, NP, whatever

In walks Hans

Lawd in heaven, Hans had these HUGE LUMINOUS Bedroom-Blue eyes. I sat there thinking dontstaredontgiggledontbabbleyouragrownwomanaaahhhhhh......

gads. Did giggle a bit :ph34r: He should probably get used to that though. :unsure::ph34r: :drool:

elye Community Regular

Blue-eyed Hans?? Jess, did you not have yer phone with you? Could you have not snapped a pic of this wonder, and put him up for us all to see?? Gads.... . . . do NOT let this happen again. . . . . ..

:lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Blue-eyed Hans?? Jess, did you not have yer phone with you? Could you have not snapped a pic of this wonder, and put him up for us all to see?? Gads.... . . . do NOT let this happen again. . . . . ..

:lol:

Did you get a look at his thumbs?

Mtndog Collaborator

Psillies- So much to tell!!!!! Had a very MYS-teerious day!

But first I must say Jess- I LURVE your av!

Opened me trunk (hatchback Subaru so not really a trunk) to find a brand new short sleeve soccer shirt for ENGLAND! Nikki- were you here? I've no idea where it came from! But I like it and I'm keeping it.

Then I went out for a drive and decided to go drive down the (one block) main street of this little hamlet here called Magnolia. Found this store open called Silent Seed. The young man running it was deaf and mute but we had a great conversation (mostly on a notepad). I left with a very in-need-of-TLC but rare plant Desert Rose

It needs a LOT of TLC but I was so intrigued by this young man and the rare but in need of TLC plants that I had to buy it. It's already SIX years old!

And Em- just sponsored Levi- I get a bootie? Is that a bootie call? :lol: :lol:

I wanna be in sandals!! Have you got yer Birks on, Pahteeee? It's mild here, too.......about 7 C. Got me light jacket ready for when I go out again.

I WANT MY FLIP FLOPS!

Sillies!!!! I'm going to do sumfin' a little scary but fun (this is not my first rodeo ;) ) I'm sendin' an email to a guy with whom I was supposed to be set up, months ago, and I wasn't interested...........

Suze- So intrigued by your YOWZA!!!!!!!!!

oh god, blue eyes, forgot to tell my story

Went to the derm (new one, fired the old one) and the MA asks if it's OK if the resident comes in. Sure, NP, whatever

In walks Hans, Lawd in heaven, Hans had these HUGE LUMINOUS Bedroom-Blue eyes. I sat there thinking dontstaredontgiggledontbabbleyouragrownwomanaaahhhhhh......

gads. Did giggle a bit :ph34r: He should probably get used to that though. :unsure::ph34r: :drool:

Oh....go Miss Jess! Did you bat yer eyelashes at him? :wub: :wub: :wub:

Did you get a look at his thumbs?
Mtndog Collaborator
Did you get a look at his thumbs?

:lol:10

With eyes like that does he even NEED thumbs? :lol: :lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
oh god, blue eyes, forgot to tell my story

Went to the derm (new one, fired the old one) and the MA asks if it's OK if the resident comes in. Sure, NP, whatever

In walks Hans

Lawd in heaven, Hans had these HUGE LUMINOUS Bedroom-Blue eyes. I sat there thinking dontstaredontgiggledontbabbleyouragrownwomanaaahhhhhh......

gads. Did giggle a bit :ph34r: He should probably get used to that though. :unsure::ph34r: :drool:

:lol:

Well you know what I have to say about that..............

HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Or Hubba x 2

Lisa, thumbs! <snort>

Jestgar Rising Star
:lol:10

With eyes like that does he even NEED thumbs? :lol: :lol:

I couldn't even tell you if he had hands :ph34r:

tried to search the uw site for pics of residents, but no luck

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

There was a boy I half-dated (mostly just fooled around with a little, ahem) when I was in high school, and he had PASTEL blue eyes. Most blue eyes you see are sort of clear and light, you know? His were opaque, pastel blue. It was like looking at the difference between normal Tv and 3D. It was AMAZING. They just jumped out o fhis face at you. And there was another boy I didn't date who had rather dark italian skin, thick, luscious black lashes, and steel gray eyes. I think I'll be able to remember those two pairs of eyes all my life.....

jerseyangel Proficient
Did you get a look at his thumbs?

Oh....go Miss Jess! Did you bat yer eyelashes at him? :wub: :wub: :wub:

With eyes like that does he even NEED thumbs? :lol: :lol:

HUBBA HUBBA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I couldn't even tell you if he had hands :ph34r:

Hee! Jess got lost in a pair of blue eyes :D:D

elye Community Regular
And Em- just sponsored Levi- I get a bootie? Is that a bootie call? :lol::lol:

YAY! Bevel's in on the race! :)B)

You get a bootie? :unsure: Not sure about this. . . .....must be a dog bootie that the racing dogs are all required to wear. Perhaps you will be getting one in the mail.. . .

I cannot remember receiving any such thing, and we've been sponsoring Michelle for three years, now.

I WANT MY BOOTIE!

Wonder if they send out complementary penis slings?

:lol:

HUBBA HUBBA!

This all sounds much like the smoldering baby blues of Mike Fisher, doesn't it, Jooooles? :wub:

curlyfries Contributor

I think eyes are what I notice most whan I look at a guy.......but not necessarily the color. It's the expression behind them. That look of caring....hard to explain.

I've been meaning to ask you, Bunnie......what happened to your av?

BTW........it is freakin windy here........downright scary :ph34r:

Jess.........can you picture him in a Kilt?......We need a use for the name Hans........like Edna and Sven!

Dying to know if Soozie gets a response from YOWZA!!! :P ......wanted to help her write that email! :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice

Leeezah! We are supposed to get the wind when you're done with it! It's not here yet. I went outside 15 minutes ago, noticing a nice, warm breeze, and thinking the rain's gotta be a wayz away yet becoz there is lots of clear skie. Heck, suddenly it's pouring out there! I expect your wind will be here shortly.

I'm an "eye" gal myselph. I don't tend to notice what people are wearing, but you can tell a lot about a person thru their eyes.....the windows into the soul and all of that. Take Taaawwwmm fer instance. I've noticed his eye, haven't you? Must be something wrong with me that I don't generally notice thumbs, tho! :lol::lol:

I HAVE heard that there is a correlation regarding the size of hands and feet. I assume it's about the same sort of thing.

Shutting down for the night....high wind coming directly from Kansas. Wonder if I'll hear Dorathy and Toto on their way through :P

flourgirl Apprentice

Hans Alert = code for extreme hubba hubba....too good to care about the thumbs? :lol::lol::lol:

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):



  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      131,635
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748

    dysmathers
    Newest Member
    dysmathers
    Joined

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):


  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.4k
    • Total Posts
      1m

  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):





  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):



  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • deanna1ynne
      Dd10 was tested for celiac four years ago bc two siblings were dx’d (positive labs and biopsies). Her results at the time were positive ema  and ttg (7x the UL), but a negative biopsy. We checked again three months later and her ttg was still positive (4x the UL), but ema and biopsy were negative. Doc said it was “potential celiac” and to keep eating gluten, but we were concerned about harming her growth and development while young and had her go gluten-free because we felt the labs and ema in particular were very suggestive of early celiac, despite the negative biopsies. She also had stomach aches and lethargy when eating it. We just felt it’d be better to be safe than sorry. Now, four years later, she doesn’t want to be gluten-free if she doesn’t “have to be,” so underwent a 12 week gluten challenge. She had labs done before starting and all looked great (celiac panel all negative, as expected.) Surprisingly, she experienced no noticeable symptoms when she began eating gluten again, which we felt was a positive sign. However, 12 weeks in, her labs are positive again (ttg 4x the UL and ema positive again as well). Doc says that since she feels fine and her previous two biopsies showed nothing, she can just keep eating gluten and we could maybe biopsy again in two years. I was looking up the ema test and the probability of having not just one but two false positives, and it seems ridiculously low.  Any advice? Would you biopsy again? She’s old enough at this point that I really feel I need her buy-in to keep her gluten-free, and she feels that if the doc says it’s fine, then that’s the final word — which makes me inclined to biopsy again and hope that it actually shows damage this time (not because I want her to have celiac like her sisters, but because I kind of think she already does have it, and seeing the damage now would save her more severe damage in the long run that would come from just continuing to eat gluten for a few more years before testing again.)  Our doc is great - we really like him. But we are very confused and want to protect her. One of her older sibs stopped growing and has lots of teeth problems and all that jazz from not catching the celiac disease sooner, and we don’t want to get to that point with the younger sis. fwiw- she doesn’t mind the biopsy at all. It’s at a children’s hospital and she thinks it’s kind of fun. So it’s not like that would stress her out or anything.
    • Inkie
      Thanks for the replies. I already use a gluten-free brand of buckwheat flakes I occasionally get itchy bumps. I'm still reviewing all my food products. I occasionally eat prepackaged gluten-free crackers and cookies, so I'll stop using those. I use buckwheat flakes and Doves Farm flour as a base for baking. Would you recommend eliminating those as well? It's a constant search.
    • Wheatwacked
      Gluten free food is not fortified with vitamins and minerals as regular food is.  Vitamin deficiencies are common especially in recently diagnosed persons,  Get a 25(OH)Vitamin D blood test. And work on raising it.  The safe upper blood level is around 200 nmol/L.    "Low serum levels of 25(OH)D have been associated with increased risk of autoimmune disease onset and/or high disease activity. The role of vitamin D in autoimmune diseases   🏋️‍♂️Good job!   I find the commercial milk will give me mild stomach burn at night, while pasture/grassfed only milk does not bother me at all.  While you are healing, listen to your body.  If it hurts to eat something, eat something else.  You may be able to eat it later, or maybe it is just not good for you.  Lower your Omega 6 to 3 ratio of what you eat.  Most omega 6 fatty acids are inflammation causing.    The standard american diet omega 6:3 ratio is estimated at upward of 14:1.  Thats why fish oil works
    • Inkie
      I  notice a reaction to tea bags, possibly due to gluten or other substances. Is this recognizable?
    • trents
      The blood tests you had done are not the main ones. The two main ones are the "Total IGA" (to check for IGA deficiency) and the "TTG-IGA". Current guidelines for the "gluten challenge" when people have been gluten free for a significant time period are the daily consumption of at least10g of gluten (about the amount in 4-6 slices of wheat bread) for at least two weeks leading up to the day of the blood draw. That should give you some perspective.
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.