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jerseyangel Proficient
:lol::lol: Patti said *sculptured pouch*

So Patti . . . what is your timeline? When do you close? When do you have to be out? When do you look for an apartment in Houston or has Mark already done that?

Pay close attention, cuz there will be a test. :P

He starts on Monday--phirst week in Alabama, second week in Kansas City. Phirst of March, he starts in Houston to return in two weeks fer the big move. We close here on March 17th and leave the next day.

Right now I'm not dealing wif that so much as wif getting our son (who lives wif us but wants to stay here) into a house. :blink:

We never expected to sell so phast, and there's not a lot of time, so we're scrambling. :o


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hi hi hi x5 or so

:o WHAT? that's IT??? well COME BACK YOU SILLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

I just came back from "you know where" . I HAD to know what these flowers, flares, flairs were. It wasn't something to line up on the road behind my stalled car...uh-uh. And I got caught in lalaland and couldn't get out! Yikes! :o:P But I made it. AND the format of the page changed from one message out to another! How'm I gonna figger it out if it changes? Oh the quagmire, quicksand, shifting burning tricky sands of that place

Can you tell that I'm enjoying the whole thing? Can't wait to waste spend some time there tomorrow!

:lol: 'tis quite a good time-sucking vortex :lol:

but do NOT get sucked into the stupid faux things, by all means :huh:

Does anybody realize there's only 4 pages to go?

Yes, this must be why it's so quiet. The last turnover of reigns - yer wikked one-zie-two-zie scheme, was just so unsettling, who's got the moxie to go through it again? :lol: :lol:

Good Yukon Morning, Psillies!

AND:

♥ ♥ ♥ HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥

It just gets more and more romantic with each passing year. . . . . ...this is sure to make you all sick in its syrupy passion: for our Valentines gifts to one another this year, DH and I gave each other a $181.00 visit from a dishwasher repairman.

And he had SMALL THUMBS..... . . . . . ..

:lol: Yeah, wow, as Janet said - GET A ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!! *snackle*

GO MICHELLE! can't believe that time's upon us again!

So as you know . . . I had to run out at the last minute and get valentines for the preschool kids. Yesterday, when I picked up the mail, I found a tissue covered flower in the mailbox and a little notecard that told me it was from one of my sweet preschool kids. I picked it up and looked down into the tissue and could see rose leaves. I grabbed the mail and headed to the school bus stop to pick up my kids. As I walked, I checked out my new flower . . . it was buried down deep into the tissue paper . . . I moved tissue paper out of my way and then moved leaves out of my way . . . only to find . . . NO flower :blink: . . . it was just the stem :huh: . . . so I brought it in and put it in a vase. I wanted to make my husband jealous . . .

:blink: so - what you're saying is a darling preschooler gave you a flower-less stem? :lol: that is sooooooo romantic!

better than nuthin' I guess.......I don't have ANY valentines OR chocolates OR flowers - but, it's a non-event for me, so I don't really care. Except about the chocolate, taht is - I WANT SOME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY Sillies!!!!!!

Hope all have a love and (chocolate??) filled day!

well HARRUMPH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry::lol:

Hee! I'm at Starbuck's now but we were just at WalMart and did you know that mens' underwear is now available wif a "sculptured pouch"? Coulda knocked me over wif a feather

Pataughmn and PeOter......are you aware of this phenomenon??

gahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: must go look and see this......is the sculptured pouch designed to give the appearance of...........more heft? bulk? :lol: Or simply a comfort feature? *snort*

Well now, I am wishing we had at least done this for each other as my dishwasher DIED THIS VERY MORNING !!

Had to resort to doing the washing up by hand! <send help!!!>

T'was a foul crockery crime I tell ya!!!!!!!!!!

a foul crockery crime!!!!!!!!! :lol: that is phunnyy!!!!!!!!!!

sillies - I am doing literally ALMOST NOTHING this entire day but snuggling with me babes and watching movies........ even boring mySELF today *yawn*

HAPPY VALENTINE"S DAY SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

♥♥♥

jerseyangel Proficient
The last turnover of reigns - yer wikked one-zie-two-zie scheme, was just so unsettling, who's got the moxie to go through it again? :lol: :lol:

That was exhausting :lol: Don't think we have it in us again :P

DingoGirl Enthusiast
That was exhausting :lol: Don't think we have it in us again :P

:lol: :lol: but such an effective, bloodless coup :lol:

hmm.......just to torture you guys, and since I wasn't even HERE during my last two-day reign, maybe I'll try again to be queen..........

bah ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Sillies - I'm so cold my hands are blue - you'd all really larph at me because, it's gotta be at least 55 or 60 degrees outside :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
:Sillies - I'm so cold my hands are blue - you'd all really larph at me because, it's gotta be at least 55 or 60 degrees outside :ph34r:

<_< It's been so cold here since that one nice day.....windy and very raw. It's supposed to be cold all next week, too. This winter has been so much colder than normal.

Whaddya gonna do.....

flourgirl Apprentice

Heh...Pah-ti....."Sculptured Pouch"!!! :lol::lol: I think I'll look for those next time i'm inWally World! You've got me curious.....is it kinda like a Kang-a-roo Pouch?

Gloomy day here today....s'posed to get (ahem) snaugh. Maybe a whole 1/8th of an inch!

Poor Niknik...when is the phuneral? Does it get a 21 waterjet salute for how many years of service?

I know there's more I want to komment on...jest can't think at the moment! One kwestion, tho....Is there a prize for the psilly who collects the most Ani-presents? :D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Happy Valentines Day sillies!

Tis a romantic day here--John brought me a bouquet of roses and he cooked me a candle lit dinner tonight as well. Later we are going to the casino with his mom.


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Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Happy V day sillies.

Amanda, so happy for your nite

You and John deserve it hope you win tonight.

hi all the rest of the sillies.

jerseyangel Proficient
Tis a romantic day here--John brought me a bouquet of roses and he cooked me a candle lit dinner tonight as well. Later we are going to the casino with his mom.

Aw--that is so sweet!! :D

Happy V day sillies.

Happy Valentine's Day, Judith--hope you're feeling bunches better :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

So . . . for Valentine's Day, each of my children gave me a piece of candy left over from their Halloween stash . . . isn't that sweet? . . . :lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
So . . . for Valentine's Day, each of my children gave me a piece of candy left over from their Halloween stash . . . isn't that sweet? . . . :lol::lol:

:lol::lol: Don't break a toof!

elye Community Regular
Tis a romantic day here--John brought me a bouquet of roses and he cooked me a candle lit dinner tonight as well. Later we are going to the casino with his mom.

Wow, Amanda........ :wub::wub:

So . . . for Valentine's Day, each of my children gave me a piece of candy left over from their Halloween stash . . . isn't that sweet? . . . :lol::lol:

:lol::wub:

WELL....Cannot get a video update...... . . Michelle started 26th out of 29 racers....that would have been at about noon .. ..........I'll keep up with the news feed. . .. .

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So . . . for Valentine's Day, each of my children gave me a piece of candy left over from their Halloween stash . . . isn't that sweet? . . . :lol::lol:

:o

:o

:o

um..........Jian-knit......what kind of.........what kind of........aliens are you raising? they still have HALLOWEEN CANDY LEFT OVER????????????

:lol: :lol: :lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

A silly from me mum!

:)

A guy is driving around the back woods of Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale .' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.'

'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh!t.'

:lol: :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh!t.' :lol:

What a good one. Thank your Mom

only you and I on at this holiday nite.

what's that tell ya about us :unsure:

read you were going to watch movies today

did you see Slum dog Millionaire?

love to know what people thought of it

nite all

judy

elye Community Regular

Good Sunday morning, all!

Your mom's talking dog, Soooooze! :lol::lol:

Skating on the canal this am.........will I cultivate a new effigy bruise?.. . . ...

:rolleyes::lol:

elye Community Regular

Well, Michelle was 26th to start yesterday afternoon, and she is now in fifteenth. Here is the awesome trail breakdown, what she will be facing over the next thirteen days or so:

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Gaaaaahhhhhhhhh. .. .. .see dem mountains?? :huh:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Well, Michelle was 26th to start yesterday afternoon, and she is now in fifteenth. Here is the awesome trail breakdown, what she will be facing over the next thirteen days or so:

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Gaaaaahhhhhhhhh. .. .. .see dem mountains?? :huh:

Morning

I remember Michelle racing last year.

I just went on the web site to see if i could find a profile on her......hummmmmmmmm

who is she related to again?

go Michelle :blink::D

psawyer Proficient
Morning

I remember Michelle racing last year.

I just went on the web site to see if i could find a profile on her......hummmmmmmmm

who is she related to again?

go Michelle :blink::D

Emily's husband and Michelle's husband are brothers.

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Sunday, Sillies! :D

flourgirl Apprentice

Hey everybody! Jest poppin in to say hi....

Love the talking dog!

The sled race sounds so exciting! Good luck to Michelle :D

elye Community Regular
Emily's husband and Michelle's husband are brothers.

Yep..... . He's such a great guy, my BIL Ed, and an unbelievable handler of dogs....I really admire him and Michelle for all that they do up North. If ANY of you ever plan a trip up to the Yukon, you must promise me that you will go out with them on one of their organized wilderness tours - -apparently it is incredible. We keep planning to do this each summer (um....I just am too old, cranky and wimpy for the weekend winter excursion :rolleyes: ) but for whatever the reason, it just hasn't happened yet. This summer!

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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Yep..... . He's such a great guy, my BIL Ed, and an unbelievable handler of dogs....I really admire him and Michelle for all that they do up North. If ANY of you ever plan a trip up to the Yukon, you must promise me that you will go out with them on one of their organized wilderness tours - -apparently it is incredible. We keep planning to do this each summer (um....I just am too old, cranky and wimpy for the weekend winter excursion :rolleyes: ) but for whatever the reason, it just hasn't happened yet. This summer!

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I am soooooooo impressed by your SIL's conquest, Em, and just EXHAUSTED and COLD thinking about it :blink:

and LURVE your av, BTW ;)

you guys HAVE to do an excursion! you are NOT too old or cranky or wimpy - trust me, I know this, because *I* am too old and cranky and wimpy :lol:

Well Sills, the turnover is upon us......I see that everyone is hiding <_< Everyone afraid to be Reigning Monarch........alas, of course, you know that *I* am not afraid, and could work and campaign this very second, and become new queen in MINUTES if I so chose, and get it all over with, relieving all of youse who are askeert to post on this day....... :rolleyes:

Alas, somehow it's lost its lustRE for me and so, like all of you, I"ll stay away

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Suz--I think you should go fer it. Do you have a trip planned fer this afternoon? :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Well Sills, the turnover is upon us......I see that everyone is hiding <_< Everyone afraid to be Reigning Monarch........alas, of course, you know that *I* am not afraid, and could work and campaign this very second, and become new queen in MINUTES if I so chose, and get it all over with, relieving all of youse who are askeert to post on this day....... :rolleyes:

Alas, somehow it's lost its lustRE for me and so, like all of you, I"ll stay away

:lol:

WHO you callin' askeert????

:lol:

Just got nowt to say really..........slovenly sloth that I am I didn't even go double sven today :o ......... pass the chocolate...

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