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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Geezlouise everybody......wtf????? There must be some sort of cosmic chaos in psillyville.....make it go away :( .

Have not done more than quick drive-bys to keep caught up. Psuessy....thanks for the message. What a horrifying time for Leezarrr! Hope and prayers go with all of them! Manda....how lucky your dad peeked in when he did! Your uncle's in my prayers too. It's sadly amazing at how much "professional care" will miss (not notice, not think important?). I used to clean houses on the side for many years....most of them older people. I have seen so much more than I wanted to in the lack of care in the medical profession. Makes you wonder sometimes......

I used to call my refridgerator *bitsch-hhhhh*....does that qualify for a nickname? I have named cars (but I guess that's not so unusual), hand tools, my tiller (harvey...don't ask me why, I dunno).

Wanted to say more.....but I'm having serious brain hiccups this am! Need to get my arse off to work, and I seriously don't want to go! Think I'm a bit down about this gloomy, cold/damp weather.....I WANNA GO PLAY OUTSIDE IN SUNNY-WARM! I think I'd even settle for rainy-warm.....any kind of warm....

"Till later phokes......keep on the PsillyPside!

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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What kind of weather are you having in Toronto, POeter? We're heading there today, and leaving beeeeoootiful sun and +11 C here over the next few days. . . ...

Bring your sunglasses. Sunny mild. 9 today and 14 tomorrow.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Geezlouise everybody......wtf????? There must be some sort of cosmic chaos in psillyville.....make it go away :( .

Yer got that right Threezar <_<

Amanda, I am stunned and shocked by your news :( ...hang tight girl...keep us informed

Bring your sunglasses. Sunny mild. 9 today and 14 tomorrow.

Come to London! with a high of 17c today (62f!...oh how the Californians larph :rolleyes: ) bring yer shades AND a deckchair (maybe a blankie...just in case ;) )

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Bring your sunglasses. Sunny mild. 9 today and 14 tomorrow.

Come to London! with a high of 17c today (62f!...oh how the Californians larph :rolleyes: ) bring yer shades AND a deckchair (maybe a blankie...just in case ;) )

*sigh*

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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morning all

wow we need to lift this...negative vibe from our sillyville

prayers for you and your family Amanda

Judy

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi all, just pooping in to see how everyone's doing.....Amanda, I'm so sorry about your uncle. Poor guy, sounds like he's having an awful time of it. :(

elye Community Regular
elye
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Poop-in fer me as well - -headin' to T.O. shortly......free internet in our hotel room (thank GAWD), so I'll check in. . . . .

Amanda!! So sorry to hear about your uncle....this is very sad. Is he a type one diabetic? :(

..been pondering what to name me freezer (not a chest you understand...it's upright)????

An upright. . .. . ....yes, Jess, John Thomas is an upright name.

Upright, upright.... . . . ..classy...... . upstanding. . . . ..

How about Thaddeus? :lol:

Bring your sunglasses. Sunny mild. 9 today and 14 tomorrow.

YAY! And my spring jacket and kicky shoes. Woohooooo! :D

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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An upright. . .. . ....yes, Jess, John Thomas is an upright name.

Upright, upright.... . . . ..classy...... . upstanding. . . . ..

Am I the only one who got my joke???

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Am I the only one who got my joke???

Um...no...I instantly knew to what it were referring :ph34r: ....but how and why??? :huh:

Anyhoo Jess, as much as I lurved yer 'double entendre' I am loving the idea of naming me (upright) freezer 'Thaddeus' (cheers M)

Safe journey EM!!!

Ok, I have made a soup...it has cabbage, courgette, celery and cauliflower as ingredients :blink: ........... I am askeert :unsure:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Morning Sillies :wub:

Beautiful day on tap for my neck of the woods, in the 70s. We have had such a mild winter, it's been more like spring.

Hi Tom *waving wildly* , haven't talked to you in a loooong time. Good to see a post from you. Hope you've been doing ok :)

Amanda, so sorry to hear about your Uncle. I will keep him in my htoughts.

Have a good time in Toronto Em. (I wasn't sure if it is for Sophie's tourney or not, if so GO WILDCATS)

What is all this about naming freezers??

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I am enjoying this link Jess.

I especially like Jackson Pollocks for balls, it just classes it up a bit :lol:

Nikki luv!!!!

(courgette=zucchini, no?....I am thinking yes but not sure)

I am skird for you too, that soup would kick into gear the gas bomb bloat for me and it would not be pretty.

Good luck. Stay alive no matter what occurs.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Beautiful day on tap for my neck of the woods, in the 70s. We have had such a mild winter, it's been more like spring.

JOOLS!!!...outdone me 62F .... <_< ...HARUMPHFF!!!

What is all this about naming freezers??

I dunno :blink: ...Jess and 'the scientists' started it!

(courgette=zucchini, no?....I am thinking yes but not sure)

I am skird for you too, that soup would kick into gear the gas bomb bloat for me and it would not be pretty.

Good luck. Stay alive no matter what occurs.

Alas Jools......I fear the gas/bomb/bloat may already in progress............ I fear for Tel tonight :blink::lol:

<Zucchini sounds soo much more exotic>

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Quiet here, isn't it?

Oh, wait, Emily and Patti are traveling. ;)

Not much more to say tonight. It has been a busy day for me, and I'm probably gonna call it a night soon.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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Upright?

John Thomas?

:lol: :lol: perfect

Am I the only one who got my joke???

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:lol: pleased to say I totally got it, friend's parents have a dog named......John Thomas - we do call him Johnny for short - - BTW he was great friends with the late great Stinker :wub:

Ok, I have made a soup...it has cabbage, courgette, celery and cauliflower as ingredients ........... I am askeert

courgette? what in hell? and she thinks zucchini sounds exotic :blink: I have never heard of a courgette in my life....

amanda!!!!!! my gawd :( such stress........your poor uncle! So glad your parents are there to look in on him daily.....

So much going on in the 'ville this week - - lots of prayers coming from me, this I know. I have a deal with God.....just resumed it....I ask him to wake me up before the alarm clock goes off if he wants me to pray.......I don't have to set my alarm most mornings and, don't really usually naturally wake up until 8, roll into work at 9:30 or so.....

this morning, alarm was set for 7, I awoke at exactly 5 minutes 'til :) went straight to me knees with petitions for friends and loved ones, including all my sills.

somehow, though, I was a screaming beeoch by afternoon's end, a 9-hour day in which I was required to write someone's RESUME :angry: worst and most hated task ever....and they gave it to me at 4 in the afternoon........my boss KNEW I could go nuts - he tried to run over and hug me at one point and....I ran screaming out the front door of the building, and into the warehouse to get more chocolate........such civility and professionalism there :lol:

Where did Em go? Toronto? why? how did I miss or forget that?

I especially like Jackson Pollocks for balls, it just classes it up a bit

:lol: oh yes, classes it right up!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Got Nowt!!! . . . Just a hello for me sills :D

You just don't realize how much Patti and Em "talk" until they go missin' travelin'

Zucchini sounds exotic???? <snort> :lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I think courgette sounds like some piece of a french maid's outfit...

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Oh!!! Almost forgot . . . I have a Skeeter story to tell.

I'm not sure where this came from, but apparently leprechaun's are out and about on St. Patrick's Day eve . . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . so Skeeter has left notes for a leprechaun in her room giving him permission to build forts with her blanket and swing on her ceiling fan. She also wrote that St. Patrick's Day is her favoUrite holiday. Wait till Santa hears about this!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I think courgette sounds like some piece of a french maid's outfit...

Or a bad euphemism.

"Those shorts are too short, your courgette will show!" :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Oh!!! Almost forgot . . . I have a Skeeter story to tell.

I'm not sure where this came from, but apparently leprechaun's are out and about on St. Patrick's Day eve . . . :lol::lol::lol: . . . so Skeeter has left notes for a leprechaun in her room giving him permission to build forts with her blanket and swing on her ceiling fan. She also wrote that St. Patrick's Day is her favoUrite holiday. Wait till Santa hears about this!!!

:lol: :lol:

How cute is that!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Or a bad euphemism.

"Those shorts are too short, your courgette will show!" :P

Oh . . . so you're right . . . part of the French Maid's Outfit.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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:lol: :lol:

How cute is that!

Yeah, I'm gonna go in and move things around before I go to bed.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Oh . . . so you're right . . . part of the French Maid's Outfit.

The furred part

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Yeah, I'm gonna go in and move things around before I go to bed.

:wub: :wub:

Crimeny that's sweet. She's gonna be thrilled in the morning.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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The furred part

:o

:lol:

:lol:

Where's Peter??? This seems like something he would be all over!!

Gotta go to bed.

Nite Jess!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Nite.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:o

:lol:

:lol:

Where's Peter??? This seems like something he would be all over!!

Somethin' all the boys would be all over, given the chance.

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