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psawyer Proficient
Individuals have written scripts to follow for this protocol??

The usage I intended was a term used by health care workers, and is a shortening of prescription. But your interpretation could be phun.

Good morning, all.


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jerseyangel Proficient
Holy crap! Individuals have written scripts to follow for this protocol??

:lol::lol: <snort>

head still hurts. going for caffeine and advil (as the wine and advil was minimally useful).

Swear to gawd--I phirst read this as "anvil" :o:lol: That must be some headache! :P:(

Good morning, all.

Mornin' sillies B)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Patti has tornado fever!!!!!.....

Swear to gawd--I phirst read this as "anvil" :o:lol: That must be some headache! :P:(

:lol:

Kill or cure!!!

Ghiann-kneet's midnight ham !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Got now't except a bad John Wayne movie and a penchant for disgraceful sleep hygeine (didn't get up 'til 11.00am :lol: ....I am a layzee sluttish (scottish?) slattern sloth slug!!

The historical phacts of Sam Hill!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

OMG!! It's been 1 yr since son of silly went to Florida!!!! :o - times a flyin'!!!!!!!!!!!!

No more chocolate eggz please :ph34r:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Ghiann-kneet's midnight ham !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Yeah . . . and Psuezee was a no-show . . . I even "lavander-spritzed" her high thread count sheets and everything!!! :angry: . . . :lol::lol:

Jo-Dog is scheduled for (knee) surgery on Thursday . . . poor thing . . . I've told her several times but I don't think she gets it. It's going to be a looooonnnnnng 6-weeks (that's how long we are suppose to keep her confined).

I'm off to go grocery shoppin' . . . need milk, butter, and eggs . . . we coloUred Easter eggs and used up me stash and the kids don't even like hard-boiled eggs.

House still smells like ham (and lavander spritz). Was kinda nice for awhile but . . . I'm over it.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

my gawd Sills - soooooooooo many phunny things to address, and I gots no time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

will do it later - - -

midnight ham and lavendar sprits smells :lol:

oh Gianknit, I'm sorry I didn't make it, I passed out on my patio, conked my head, and missed the taxi that was here to take me to the airport......

MiMimms hysterical sleep hygiene comments (dear gawd, are you my TWIN? I could not take a nap to save my life :angry: ) and she said consumptive value :lol: (we have to teach Mimm-o how to quote and post underneath - er sumphin? - so we can quote her?

Peter's drug and alcohol script - actors stumbling through lines :lol:

gianknit pullin' up Sam Hill archives

Nik's very bad sleep hygiene

PADT NOT PAYING AGAIN AT CHANG'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o simply marvelous and unbelievable! Um.......are you the only celiac in all of Houston er sumphin? :huh:

Geoss's random Easter gang :lol: but soo sorry yer glutened! take the day off - call in sick or -drop an anvil onto yer head

well - I must head out - TRULY knocked myself out last night - double dose of Seroquel - - slept like a dead person :blink: did not awake until 9 -

and look what I"m doing - typing all of this when I should be at work :ph34r:

Happy Monday Sills!!!!!!!!!!! I am feeling quite refreshed today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

OMG........forgot to comment on this one.... . .TWO FREEBIES AT CHANGS? :blink: Pahteigh, 'tis amazing. . . ....and neither you nor Mark hadda sleep with anybody??

Unheard of. .. .... ....in my world, anyway. . .. .....

:huh:

:lol:

(we have to teach Mimm-o how to quote and post underneath - er sumphin? - so we can quote her?

Yes! SO often I have been wanting to respond to a quote from Raegh-chull, but cannot as it is imbedded in an old quote!

Mimommy, just respond under the quote you are quoting - - then we can quote YOUR hilariousness. :D

Going to visit Sam Hill Manhead this aft. He sits in the window of my girlfriend who is ill, and has just had cancer surgery. I'm taking over some groceries and a new hat for S.H. :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Soozhee slept!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

...can I just say the 'pirate talk' setting on phacebook is driving me INSANE ...gotta change it back :lol:


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Jestgar Rising Star

Me mum's in the hospital. She did Open Original Shared Link.

Her ankle's now all full of screws (as opposed to her house being full of screwballs when all her kids are home).

jerseyangel Proficient

Gawd Jess--what happened? That sounds so painful :(

How long will she have to be in the hospital?

Jestgar Rising Star

Happened yesterday evening. My dad emailed us this morning about it, and that she'd be having it fixed today. He just called to say that all the pins have been put in, and they plan on keeping her another night. :(

No weight on it for 3-4 weeks. Very difficult. She's had two heart surgeries that stripped most of the veins out of her legs. And she has spinal stenosis. I am afeared that 4 weeks of immobility will be very very bad for her overall mobility.

Green12 Enthusiast

Just pooping through...

Hope everyone had a nice Easter!

Any word from Amanda on John?

Update from Lisa?

How's your dad Em?

Happened yesterday evening. My dad emailed us this morning about it, and that she'd be having it fixed today. He just called to say that all the pins have been put in, and they plan on keeping her another night. :(

No weight on it for 3-4 weeks. Very difficult. She's had two heart surgeries that stripped most of the veins out of her legs. And she has spinal stenosis. I am afeared that 4 weeks of immobility will be very very bad for her overall mobility.

Jess, just saw this...sounds painful.

Your mom will be in my thoughts.

:wub: to all!!!!!

elye Community Regular
No weight on it for 3-4 weeks. Very difficult. She's had two heart surgeries that stripped most of the veins out of her legs. And she has spinal stenosis. I am afeared that 4 weeks of immobility will be very very bad for her overall mobility.

Oh, dear.....Djesss, this is sad news! No weight on it for a month..........and she needs to be moving for her other conditions. Could she get herself to a pool, and carefully swim?

Simply heinous!

Jestgar Rising Star
Oh, dear.....Djesss, this is sad news! No weight on it for a month..........and she needs to be moving for her other conditions. Could she get herself to a pool, and carefully swim?

Simply heinous!

Dunno. I think there's a cast involved. And my mom wouldn't swim in anything less than a full-on sweat suit.

I'm trying to think through exercise options. Reclining bike?

jerseyangel Proficient

How about chair exercises that use the arms primarily? I've seen little steppers that are used while the person is sitting in a chair. She could do it using only one leg, I'm sure.

elye Community Regular
Dunno. I think there's a cast involved. And my mom wouldn't swim in anything less than a full-on sweat suit.

I'm trying to think through exercise options. Reclining bike?

Hmmm......the only option that offers complete absence of weight-bearing is swimming. Any bike has you applying pressure through the ankle and feet. A rowing machine, if she carefully places her foot so that it is not flat on the floor and makes certain she is not pressing through it, would work, and offers a good cardiovascular session.

jerseyangel Proficient

What about something like this--

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star
What about something like this--

Open Original Shared Link

:angry:

Just takes me to the home page. Did you have a name I could search?

I looked up some chair exercise too. Good idea.

I also agree that swimming would be best, but I'm pretty sure it ain't gonna happen.

jerseyangel Proficient

Me other computer is a pain in the arse....if I try to test a link, it closes all of them :angry:

Try this--

Open Original Shared Link

Jestgar Rising Star

unless you meant these Open Original Shared Link.

I'm pretty sure those would do her in...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Happened yesterday evening. My dad emailed us this morning about it, and that she'd be having it fixed today. He just called to say that all the pins have been put in, and they plan on keeping her another night. :(

No weight on it for 3-4 weeks. Very difficult. She's had two heart surgeries that stripped most of the veins out of her legs. And she has spinal stenosis. I am afeared that 4 weeks of immobility will be very very bad for her overall mobility.

Oh heck Jess :(

Dunno. I think there's a cast involved. And my mom wouldn't swim in anything less than a full-on sweat suit.

I'm trying to think through exercise options. Reclining bike?

Upper body - maybe small weights, .....I dunno...Ill have a think on

OR

Maybe get yer Mum an eye patch and she could hop and 'Aaarrrrgh' pirate fashion :unsure: (dunno if she'll go for it?)

jerseyangel Proficient
unless you meant these Open Original Shared Link.

I'm pretty sure those would do her in...

Lord no--we wouldn't want her to break a hip too :o

elye Community Regular
What about something like this--

Open Original Shared Link

:lol: I read this home page and thought, "What......a Brew your Own Root Beer Kit? Guess you could prop yer ankle on it whilst stretching". . . . . . .

jerseyangel Proficient
:lol: I read this home page and thought, "What......a Brew your Own Root Beer Kit? Guess you could prop yer ankle on it whilst stretching". . . . . . .

:lol: The weird thing is that I didn't copy that site--I'm sure I didn't :blink: I previewed my post to make sure the link worked, it did but when I went to get out of the link so I could post, the computer went away from both that site and this one. :huh::ph34r:

elye Community Regular
unless you meant these Open Original Shared Link.

I'm pretty sure those would do her in...

OMG.... . .. I WANT THOSE!! I AM GETTING THOSE!

The travel foot-walker thingy still has you bearing some weight - - she can't be doin' that. . . . . ...

Maybe get yer Mum an eye patch and she could hop and 'Aaarrrrgh' pirate fashion :unsure: (dunno if she'll go for it?)

:lol:

You Psilly! She'd need a peg leg to pull that off with any respectable authenticity. . . . ..

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG.... . .. I WANT THOSE!! I AM GETTING THOSE!

The travel foot-walker thingy still has you bearing some weight - - she can't be doin' that. . . . . ...

:lol:

You Psilly! She'd need a peg leg to pull that off with any respectable authenticity. . . . ..

maybe she can fake it with one of those B-movie peglegs that you kind kneel on....

I'll look for a pic.

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