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Darn210 Enthusiast

Howdy . . . what I miss?? . . . :rolleyes:

Em, glad to hear yer dad is through his surgery . . . hope they got him all fixed up.

YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!

Although I'll try not to get too excited, as I believe some other darned poster teased me with a Seattle visit, and then bailed. <_<

I'm thinkin' that was suppose to be a big hint. I'm still planning on gettin' meselph to Seattle . . . just don't know when. Things are just a bit unsettled at the moment.

When I rang the washing machine repair peeps I explained what was wrong (needed new door)...I begged 'Please don't send a man empty handed!...order it now pleeeeease'

Man turned up EMPTY HANDED (pointless call out).....it will take another 8 FLIPPIN' DAYS to get the door

....INCOMPETANT BUFFOONERY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Also, his thumbs were reeeeal small AND he stunk of cigarettes :angry:

BOO HOO :( .... <whiney voice> I WANT A WASHER!!!!!!!

:lol:

Nik, check in wif the gal that you got yer dishwasher from!!! Perhaps she recently acquired a new washing machine and would like to trade DC for her old washer . . . talk about win-win . . . (Susie!! AVERT your eyes!!! I'm going to use some mathS) . . . oh, that would just be win2 for you.


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jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Jan-it!! :DB)

Jestgar Rising Star
OMG!! I can SO see Em and The Ripper in pic #2, especially!!!!! :D

Thanks fer those, PeOter--yer brother looks very cool, calm, and collected. You'd never know by the pics that it was so hot there!

:unsure: :unsure: Which one is the Riplet?

Darn210 Enthusiast

. . . and just a sorry I've been missing . . . got behind . . . got busy . . . got no silly . . . but I shall read along till the silly creeps back in.

Whilst I was MIA . . . Smackl got his Blue Belt. JoDog got her stitches out. Skeeter got to go horseback riding on the neighbor's horse. (We "visited" the horse for almost three hours :lol: ) There are now 10 cubic yards of mulch blocking our garage. There appear to be three trees kickin' the bucket in the back yard. Our frog has run away. Aphids are already infesting my honeysuckle. I have to help unload a truckload of flowers at school tomorrow . . . I have to be there at 6 am :o WIH was I thinking.

jerseyangel Proficient
:unsure: :unsure: Which one is the Riplet?

In pic 2, Em is about 2 inches in from the left (with the picture full size), and Jack is in front of her with his back to the camera in a red shirt.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Hi Jan-it!! :DB)

HiYa Padtee!! I too want to see your Big Tex-Ass hair!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast

there's jhann-et, FINALLY squiggling!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pahteee! We wanna see yer BIG, TEX-ASS hair!! On a very humid day. . . ...!!

OMG. . . . . ..... . . . . Do I look....hot and sweaty?? Drunk?.... lord, did not know I would be caught on film and thrown up onto the internet. .. . .What in hell was I wearing?. . . ...Think I had food on me face.....certainly NO lipstick.....gads. . . . ..

big Tex-ASS hair :lol: :lol: good one!

Emmel! good news on yer dad! We await further reports.....want to know when he starts being psillie with the nurses - always a sign he's better ;)

GAH!!!!!!!! there's Emn and the Ripper in the photos!!!!!!!!!!! You do nae look hot and sweaty and food-smeared.........Poeter's brother looks quite cool and dry also.........looks like a lovely event!

Gotta get going cos today my housesitter arrives (no, not to housesit--she had nowhere to go this month so she is going to stay in our unit out the back for most of the next month until we leave and I have to fix it up for her). Good deal, she stays free and does gardening for me. With my back and hands the last year the garden has suffered (garden, you call that a garden?? What are those things growing there? Them's weeds, me friends, millions of 'em, everywhere; some of 'em I don't even know what they are, heck they could be exotic arboreal specimens for all I know, I get stuff volunteering all the time, cabbage trees (yeah, really, look it up (cordyline), took me a long while to figure out what they looked like as babies!) and oodles of stuff with Maori names I nae can pronounce adequately let alone spell, and lots of pitysporums which are nice in the right place but not smack dab in the middle of a leucodendron. Anyways, thank goodness Barb knows 'bout such things and has a strong back and a willing heart so she will help me out and I will treat her real good because my garden has been driving me CRAAZEE!

this is a magical paragraph. :lol: Maori weeds......very exotic. Pitisporum, growing wild? I have just been pondering the planting of same! leucodendron? cordyline? Must look all of these up......so mysterious sounding :rolleyes:

Um......does anyone know where Shroomie actually from? (er - from whence Shroomie hails, excuse my grammar) Shroomie - so mysterious - are you American? Kiwi? German? WHOT?

She's so mysterious, it's kind of torturing me a wee bit :lol:

LOL :lol: @ yer boss calling you ass hat !!!!

:lol: I taught him and he over-uses it now....yesterday the four of us in the office decided a sitcom could be filmed of just our interaction in there....... :o highly psillie and unprofessional :lol:

night-night, Nikerler!

Well sills.........I am to go out in 2.5 hours for happy hour.........do NOT want to go......feeling rather frumpasaurus today, and cranky and tired, stricken with ennui, :lol: don't know if I can pull it together.........

ha-RUMPHFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!! :mellow:


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jerseyangel Proficient
Whilst I was MIA . . . Smackl got his Blue Belt. JoDog got her stitches out. Skeeter got to go horseback riding on the neighbor's horse. (We "visited" the horse for almost three hours :lol: ) There are now 10 cubic yards of mulch blocking our garage. There appear to be three trees kickin' the bucket in the back yard. Our frog has run away. Aphids are already infesting my honeysuckle. I have to help unload a truckload of flowers at school tomorrow . . . I have to be there at 6 am :o WIH was I thinking.

:blink: I'm exhausted just reading this....

psawyer Proficient

The Toronto party starts in about an hour, so we'll be leaving in a few minutes.

Darn210 Enthusiast
In pic 2, Em is about 2 inches in from the left (with the picture full size), and Jack is in front of her with his back to the camera in a red shirt.

Saw it!!! . . . and Em, could not tell you were hot or sweaty . . . also, could not see your third nipple at all!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Well sills.........I am to go out in 2.5 hours for happy hour.........do NOT want to go......feeling rather frumpasaurus today, and cranky and tired, stricken with ennui, :lol: don't know if I can pull it together.........

I'm sure you will pull it all together and look positively ravishing, dahling B)

I bet you have phun once you git there. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
Saw it!!! . . . and Em, could not tell you were hot or sweaty . . . also, could not see your third nipple at all!!!

<snort>

How much do I miss Jan-it whence she's absent?? :P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Um......does anyone know where Shroomie actually from? (er - from whence Shroomie hails, excuse my grammar) Shroomie - so mysterious - are you American? Kiwi? German? WHOT?

She's so mysterious, it's kind of torturing me a wee bit :lol:

This just begs to be asked . . . Shroomer, do you have an obsession wif . . . llamas???

jerseyangel Proficient
The Toronto party starts in about an hour, so we'll be leaving in a few minutes.

Have a good time, PeOter....and we'd like pictures please.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Whilst I was MIA . . . Smackl got his Blue Belt. JoDog got her stitches out. Skeeter got to go horseback riding on the neighbor's horse. (We "visited" the horse for almost three hours :lol: ) There are now 10 cubic yards of mulch blocking our garage. There appear to be three trees kickin' the bucket in the back yard. Our frog has run away. Aphids are already infesting my honeysuckle. I have to help unload a truckload of flowers at school tomorrow . . . I have to be there at 6 am WIH was I thinking.

gian-knit!!!!!!! what in hell??? unloading phlowers at 6? :o

Lots going on for you - - we have missed you!!!!!!!!!

Saw it!!! . . . and Em, could not tell you were hot or sweaty . . . also, could not see your third nipple at all!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: Well, I see you've been reading..........

but - isn't Em's third nip on her foot? :lol:

I'm sure you will pull it all together and look positively ravishing, dahling B)

I bet you have phun once you git there. ;)

thanks Padtea, but I don't think so. <_< Not feelin' it..........

Darn210 Enthusiast
gian-knit!!!!!!! what in hell??? unloading phlowers at 6? :o

Well, there's suppose to be coffee . . . too bad I don't drink coffee. I had to give it up 'cause you never know when you think you're drinking coffee and somebody's actually slipped you some cat poo!! :lol::lol: I shall have to bring me own (sock free) tea.

elye Community Regular

Jyagh-gnutt's back!!! Crazy busy, you is, goil .. . ......

Them's weeds, me friends, millions of 'em, everywhere; some of 'em I don't even know what they are, heck they could be exotic arboreal specimens for all I know, I get stuff volunteering all the time, cabbage trees (yeah, really, look it up (cordyline), took me a long while to figure out what they looked like as babies!) and oodles of stuff with Maori names I nae can pronounce adequately let alone spell, and lots of pitysporums which are nice in the right place but not smack dab in the middle of a leucodendron.

Shroom! Roll some o' this errant flora up and smoke it. . . ...see whot happens, then.... . ......could be magical! :lol:

:unsure::unsure: Which one is the Riplet?

:lol::lol: RIPLET.....splendid. . . ...

The Toronto party starts in about an hour, so we'll be leaving in a few minutes.

HEY! Hope your venue is nice and cool, POeter .......

. . . also, could not see your third nipple at all!!!

Ah!....'Tis on my foot.. . . . . .....

:lol:

This just begs to be asked . . . Shroomer, do you have an obsession wif . . . llamas???

Uh huh. ....... . .. ..the plot thickens. . . . ...

DingoGirl Enthusiast
<snort>

How much do I miss Jan-it whence she's absent?? :P

:lol: I know! she definitely ups the wackl when she's here

This just begs to be asked . . . Shroomer, do you have an obsession wif . . . llamas???

:lol: :lol: :lol:

OMG

:o

I pseriously was thinkin' the same thing :huh:

:lol:

Maybe Llama Lady decided to..........to p'raps just dip a toe a little deeper into the Waters of Sill? but........she's still askeert? and can nae FULLY reveal her identity?

Baby steps, Yoko, baby steps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will be very gentle with you and shall NOT reveal yer identity to The Others

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Baby steps, Yoko, baby steps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We will be very gentle with you and shall NOT reveal yer identity to The Others

:lol:

Yoko . . . :lol::lol:

Mtndog Collaborator

Hello Psillies- Em SO HAPPY yer dad made it through surgery- all is as it should be.

The reading/book signing last night looked cool!!!!!! I could see Em and the Ripster in the photos! Pieter- Have phun tonight........you must be very proud of yer bro!

OMG SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have discovered, in our warehouse, the single grossest thing AND I am quite sure - the very source itself for every vile disease, virus, deadly infection....yes, even the evil swine flughue.......

It's our fetid string mops

:o

:unsure:

:lol: :lol:

filthier, more disgusting things I have never seen

:gag::gag:vomit::gag::gag:

must stay away........will NEVER touch it..........

in fact I may surreptitiously throw them out, and never admit to it

BURN IT!!!!!!!!!! I canna believe thos things even exist anymore. BLECH!!!!!!

And yer boss called yu an ASSHAT :lol: :lol:

Ahhhhhh.......peace! ^_^

Got one kiddo taken away by the gestapo dean. What a difference! Now mebe they'll think twice before messin with Mrs. H ! <_<

Taint NO messing with Mrs H!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knickers- Sorry about yer smelly, small thumbed repairman :( Ugh....laundromats. Could you just Febreze all Al's clothes (guys never know the difference)? :lol:

Judy- You are staying strong- SO PROUD of you!!!!!!!!!!!!

HiYa Padtee!! I too want to see your Big Tex-Ass hair!!

:lol: :lol: Gian-knit...........we miss you! How is yer mom doing?

Well, there's suppose to be coffee . . . too bad I don't drink coffee. I had to give it up 'cause you never know when you think you're drinking coffee and somebody's actually slipped you some cat poo!! :lol::lol: I shall have to bring me own (sock free) tea.

:lol: x25

Well, tis Day 2 of the cat's away. Hmmm.....nutting very exciting.

Loads of laundry 1

Dog walks 1

House vacumned 1

Chick movies watched 3 :lol: :lol:

The goonies and me sis are sleeping over Saturday night though....wild times at the bachelorette pad! I think I may highlight my hair. Hmm......want a new do. Why are we never happy with our hairs?

elye Community Regular

Hmm... . . .. . . .there are a plethora of llamas in New Zealand. . . . . . ..

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Wow....there's a lending library and a Code of Welfare...... . . . ...

:lol:

Shroom! Is that you in that pic, a fine, upstanding Official Royal Llama Judge??

Darn210 Enthusiast
:lol: :lol: Gian-knit...........we miss you! How is yer mom doing?

:( Not too sure . . . she's not one for sharing much where her health is concerned and the info that I have gotten has not been too good which makes me worried about what she is not telling me. I'm headed home (Illinois) for Mother's Day weekend and doing her flower beds for her.

But here is a "feel good" story for you . . . a friend of the family (Hubby's family) donated a kidney to a perfect stranger yesterday . . . she wanted to make a difference and this was how she decided to do it.

jerseyangel Proficient
But here is a "feel good" story for you . . . a friend of the family (Hubby's family) donated a kidney to a perfect stranger yesterday . . . she wanted to make a difference and this was how she decided to do it.

Incredible.

elye Community Regular

Thinkin' about you and yer mom, Jyahnutt.... . . . :) You are a good daughter!

. . . . Boy, I sure know what that's like, worrying about an ill parent, and one who doesn't fill you in on their medical concerns.... .. . Why in hell aren't they just screaming their problems to us?? Like I always have with them?. . ...... <_<:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

Well, it was a pretty good evening indoors. Twas pouring rain in Toronto all evening, and it is still coming down. For those of you wanting pictures, I have only one. Here is Rob autographing our copy of WAKE. No problem with heat, but occasional cold moments when the doors to the smoking area outdoor patio opened. Did I mention that it was pouring and windy?

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