The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Jestgar]

Lots o' wind and power fluctuations here. A light that I thought was burned out and just haven't bothered to change just started working again.

Coincidence?? I think not. Clearly the spirit of some past lightbulb has been blown into my house and taken up residence in the empty lightbulb casing.

[flourgirl]

Goo Soggy Mornin eVerbOdy!!

:o Dang!!

The only birds I can identify are the ones created by fingers, usually seen from passing cars.

Lots o' wind and power fluctuations here. A light that I thought was burned out and just haven't bothered to change just started working again.

Coincidence?? I think not. Clearly the spirit of some past lightbulb has been blown into my house and taken up residence in the empty lightbulb casing.

'Tis kleerly a case of paranormal elektrik fenomena!!! I used to have a thing with street lights. When I drove by, walked by, went anywhere near them....with alarming regularity they would blink out. Happened so often I had to wonder......but what did it mean?

Can't say if it still would happen.....as street lights are far away, and I rarely drive at night anymore. Perhaps I have some huge reserve of Psykik Powers that I don't know how to use

Hope all is well in Psillyville. BTW.....how is SamHillManhead these days? He was phun!

[Darn210]

Spring birdies have been arriving. We have Rufus sided Towhees, Baltimore Orioles (1 pair that we know of), RedHeaded Woodpeckers (4 of them), Indigo Buntings, lots of Warblers passing through, I'm hearing a Thrush in the woods, and a Thrasher. So much fun to see and try to get pictures of! This year I've decided to put oranges out for the Orioles. Didn't take them long to find it (brings them down from the treetops and closer to the house). Realized that lots of other birds like them too.

I lurve the (non-car-type) birdies . . . got a pair of extremely vocal house wrens moving into the bird house outside my kitchen window as I type. Perhaps you recall that my stalker bird was a house wren . . . realllllly hard for me too tell if he's one of the pair. I shall assume that he is as it is the perfect location for a stalker!!

Went for a little bit of a boat ride last night (brrrrrr chilly). Neighbors got a boat about a month ago (passed down from the hubby's dad) so we took the kids out to the middle of the reservoir and drifted around, admired the poor folks lake front houses and ate some supper. Neighbor's hubby was letting all the kids putter about drive with Smackl being the oldest of the lot but as no one else was out, not much trouble for them to get in to.

[elye]

Hey, Gang!

Must go do sumfin'... . .. . ..physical.. . . .. late night full o' food I couldn't touch, then some I could and which I inhaled.. . .. fantastic Chilean white, hockey dads with interesting thumbs. ...... ..then party number two, quiet, artsy pholk with stories about existential travels, birthing in a bathtub, the last Marxist symposium in our fair city...... . .. .

The second location brought me somewhat close to drunkedness. . . .. .

But NO squillion-dollar cognac!!! Soooozle, that is something worth remembering, even if the bloke ends up a needy, pestering sociopath-stalker. . . . ...

Big Fluffy Helmet...dey used to pass those out in health class, din't dey?

Hey! They make fluffy ones? With different pile lengths, I'd imagine. . . ..

So what's a little stalking amongst lovers? You probably won't even notice when he goes through your garbage...

but what is Jose the teeny gardener going to say? Poor guy, his widdle 'eart will be bwoken

That poor teeny Hispanic man. He may come in handy, SOoooze, if he is obsessed with you. He can keep an eye on the stalker, jump out in front of him as he begins to rummage quietly through your garbage, li'l pitchfork in hand.. . . . . .....

And there I am, 17 years older than she, wearing loose-fitting top and baggy pants, with a distinct and unwanted bit of phrizz to me hair.

So why dinna you burst into song, Ms. Boyle??

Jyess has weird, ghostly things happening. . . ... . .this type of occurrence follows you, Jyesssss...remember those odd, cold breezes that envelop you when you walk by that graveyard. .. . . . . .

[Darn210]

But NO squillion-dollar cognac!!! Soooozle, that is something worth remembering, even if the bloke ends up a needy, pestering sociopath-stalker. . . . ...

Ummmmm . . . . . . he isn't moving into the bird house which looks into yer kitchen window is he???

Hey! They make fluffy ones? With different pile lengths for your pleasure, I'd imagine. . . ..

So why dinna you burst into song, Ms. Boyle??

[psawyer]

A beautiful morning in town. No excitement here last night. Well, J saw a blue jay in the yard again. Might just be the same one coming back, tho.

[jerseyangel]

Mornin' sillies and happy Sunday

Now fer the news....we have no internet at home till freakin Wednesday afternoon (the earliest Comcast can get there). I"m at Starbuck's now, and can go to the club house at the apartments to use the WiFi a couple times a day, but I'll be off much more than on till then.

Soozle as Ms. Boyle

Jeepers Jess--WIH is up wif yer lights???

[Jestgar]

Well, my first venture of the day was to run outside in my all-together and chase away the coyote.

I'm beginning to think that the difference between predator and prey is the firm knowledge that you will win this, as both of us were convinced this morning that that puppy was going down if he didn't scurry.

Now the cats are all upset and growling and I am just starting my second cup o' coffee.

But since I still have all my cats AND coffee, it seems it's going to be a fine day.

[jerseyangel]

But since I still have all my cats AND coffee, it seems it's going to be a fine day.

Yep--all the important stuff is present and accounted for!!

[psawyer]

Well, my first venture of the day was to run outside in my all-together and chase away the coyote.

I'm sure that I if ran outside in my all-together more than just coyotes would be scared away.

[elye]

Mygawd....Matt Stairs is back in POeter's yard! What does he want from you, POeter? Man, get his autograph for me. . ...... ..

Blue Jay in one yard, coyote in another... . .this must get worrisome, Jyesss, with outdoor cats.. . .. ...

Heard Jack laughing loudly as he sat at the computer this am. He directed me to this, and told me to share it wif The Psillies:

Jyesss! I'm sure I can see you amongst this troupe, clutching a plastic tray, spinning and singing. . . ...... . ..

[Jestgar]

Heard Jack laughing loudly as he sat at the computer this am. He directed me to this, and told me to share it wif The Psillies:

Jyesss! I'm sure I can see you amongst this troupe, clutching a plastic tray, spinning and singing. . . ...... . ..

Excellent!

[DingoGirl]

Spring birdies have been arriving. We have Rufus sided Towhees, Baltimore Orioles (1 pair that we know of), RedHeaded Woodpeckers (4 of them), Indigo Buntings, lots of Warblers passing through, I'm hearing a Thrush in the woods, and a Thrasher. So much fun to see and try to get pictures of! This year I've decided to put oranges out for the Orioles. Didn't take them long to find it (brings them down from the treetops and closer to the house). Realized that lots of other birds like them too.

The Rufus Sided Towhees! another band name

I lurve the (non-car-type) birdies . . . got a pair of extremely vocal house wrens moving into the bird house outside my kitchen window as I type. Perhaps you recall that my stalker bird was a house wren . . . realllllly hard for me too tell if he's one of the pair. I shall assume that he is as it is the perfect location for a stalker!!

what's a non-car type birdie? they don't drive?

Must go do sumfin'... . .. . ..physical.. . . .. late night full o' food I couldn't touch, then some I could and which I inhaled.. . .. fantastic Chilean white, hockey dads with interesting thumbs. ...... ..then party number two, quiet, artsy pholk with stories about existential travels, birthing in a bathtub, the last Marxist symposium in our fair city...... . .. .

The second location brought me somewhat close to drunkedness. . . .. .

But NO squillion-dollar cognac!!! Soooozle, that is something worth remembering, even if the bloke ends up a needy, pestering sociopath-stalker. . . . ...

So why dinna you burst into song, Ms. Boyle??

Love Em's party recount

why DIDN"T I burst into song? I have done it many times.......hair WOZ rather Boyle-ish........

As Jenn just reminded me, the best part of the whole incident, its glaring juxtaposition:

"We were in a broken-down dirty pub drinking Louis Tres....."

(I love how she knows its nickname - this is what Diddy calls it )

I'm sure that I if ran outside in my all-together more than just coyotes would be scared away.

gahhhhhh! I hear ya! And it would be even SCARIER because we don't have any coyotes here *snigger*

Well - Jenn has strongly advised me against going on ANY date with this new psychopath guy - - he has sent about 25 texts total, even after I asked him not to

and said texts are displaying psychotic, needy, desperate attachment issues.......

*sigh*

I LOVE the Food Court musical - and love how scared everyone is around them -

Padt - no internet until WEDNESDAY???????? the inhuMANity of it all!!!!!!

carry on sills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[elye]

and said texts are displaying psychotic, needy, desperate attachment issues.......

We would like to see the texts, puleeeze. . . ...write them out here. There's nowt to worry about. . . ...He will never be on celiac.com (even though he likely is celiac, as who isn't?)... .. . .. ...I SO wish to see some psychotic text. . ..!!

[Jestgar]

Today's crockpotting adventure is:

sweet potatoes with ginger, granny smith apples, a little onion, and cooked in sweet red wine (what else). I'm debating adding mango when it's mostly cooked.

(yesterday's adventure was a pot roast sorta thing, for those of yu keeping track)

Dunno how I ever lived without one of these things.

[mimommy]

I know. I think Seven Pounds is.......the weight of the seven souls? whatever.

No, no, twas the actshual weight of the donations--according to me significant t'uther.

:o Dang!!

The only birds I can identify are the ones created by fingers, usually seen from passing cars.

Gah!!! You are a hoot, Jess.

_{Sorry, next time I'll wave}

'Tis kleerly a case of paranormal elektrik fenomena!!! I used to have a thing with street lights.

Ya know...I used to have a thing with alcahol. Every time I'd drink a fifth, I'd break out in handcuffs!?

Now fer the news....we have no internet at home till freakin Wednesday afternoon

Ee, gads, woman. What ever will we you do??

Luvved it! Wish I had such talent. When I break out into song (and I do, quite regularly) people tend to get these thinly veiled, polite little smirks on their faces

But do I care? Naught.

Love me, or leave me. Cuz I's still gonna sing

"We were in a broken-down dirty pub drinking Louis Tres....."

(I love how she knows its nickname - this is what Diddy calls it )

gahhhhhh! I hear ya! And it would be even SCARIER because we don't have any coyotes here *snigger*

Well - Jenn has strongly advised me against going on ANY date with this new psychopath guy - - he has sent about 25 texts total, even after I asked him not to

and said texts are displaying psychotic, needy, desperate attachment issues.......

Suze, so much psilly

P Diddy???? My husband cannae stand the man. I bought him Diddy's expensive cologne and he lurved it til he found out who made it. Threw it away. Unforgivable.

Sounds like a HEMINGWAY opener...

"She was in a broken down, dirty little pub dringing Louis Tres. A man approached and offered her a clove. Gladly accepting this rare opportunity, she little knew that three days hence he would change her life beyond measure. Gone were the mellaluca plants and short Mexican men of her past. From Monday e'er on, she would drink deeply of the mystery of love."

No?

OK. From one be-stalked to a nutter--lose him. He sounds like the type that actually will go through your garbage and call your mother's private phone, and go through your car, and send falsified e-mails to your boss. Run, stage your own funeral, tell him you prefer the company of sane Mexican gardeners and have joined the peace corps.

[DingoGirl]

We would like to see the texts, puleeeze. . . ...write them out here. There's nowt to worry about. . . ...He will never be on celiac.com (even though he likely is celiac, as who isn't?)... .. . .. ...I SO wish to see some psychotic text. . ..!!

Jenn was SURE he is celiac (nearly full Irish, of COURSE he is) but....I assured her that, in my highly propheshonal opinion being a gluten-brain was just a small part of his problem.

OMG

I would LOVE to put some of the texts on here, but, that is just slightly mean......

but one of them said:

"I just love spending time with you"

ummmm..........yeah, we did have that 1.5 hours in Rodanthe the broken-down pub in Clovis

but then.......I read his "blog" on myspace........ oye. It's like a journal, but on the world wide web.........good Lord.

Today's crockpotting adventure is:

sweet potatoes with ginger, granny smith apples, a little onion, and cooked in sweet red wine (what else). I'm debating adding mango when it's mostly cooked.

(yesterday's adventure was a pot roast sorta thing, for those of yu keeping track)

Dunno how I ever lived without one of these things.

Sounds delish.....do you like curry? I'd add curry powder to this........

SILLIES

I cut my own hair in a savage hacking just now.

It now has even MORE capability of being a Susan Boyle.

Janie's coming over to see us!!!!!!!!!!

must go

[Jestgar]

Ya know...I used to have a thing with alcahol. Every time I'd drink a fifth, I'd break out in handcuffs!?

and, ahem, I was in the Peace Corps. Not the place to go if you're trying to escape foreigners stalking you.

[mimommy]

Jenn was SURE he is celiac (nearly full Irish, of COURSE he is) but....I assured her that, in my highly propheshonal opinion being a gluten-brain was just a small part of his problem.

OMG

I would LOVE to put some of the texts on here, but, that is just slightly mean......

but one of them said:

"I just love spending time with you"

ummmm..........yeah, we did have that 1.5 hours in Rodanthe the broken-down pub in Clovis

but then.......I read his "blog" on myspace........ oye. It's like a journal, but on the world wide web.........good Lord.

Sounds delish.....do you like curry? I'd add curry powder to this........

SILLIES

I cut my own hair in a savage hacking just now.

It now has even MORE capability of being a Susan Boyle.

Janie's coming over to see us!!!!!!!!!!

must go

You HACKED your beauteous tresses??? WIH?

"I just Lurve spending time wif you"

How sweet (loser).

translation:

"I haven't had a woman let me get within a foot of her since my last parole hearing. And by the way, I still live with my mother."

And he blogs? I've always felt that people who post online are somewhat lonely and desperate...

1.5 hours in Rodanthe--nyuk, nyuk

I just can't like curry. Or salmon. I've tried, I really have. I even developed a taste for eggplant recently. But no to those two.

and, ahem, I was in the Peace Corps. Not the place to go if you're trying to escape foreigners stalking you.

You were in the peace corps??? That is sooo cool!! Do tell. I always, always wished I'd done it when I was a young lass. Now I's way too old and attached.

[DingoGirl]

Sounds like a HEMINGWAY opener...

"She was in a broken down, dirty little pub dringing Louis Tres. A man approached and offered her a clove. Gladly accepting this rare opportunity, she little knew that three days hence he would change her life beyond measure. Gone were the mellaluca plants and short Mexican men of her past. From Monday e'er on, she would drink deeply of the mystery of love."

oh my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawd

:lol: :lol: :lol:

just.............just fantastic, Mimms.........am copying and pasting this to Jenn's (and my? I think I"ll post this as my PERSONAL STATEMENT ) facebook now, I think *snoooooooooort*

dear gawd that gave me a good *snackle*

"I just Lurve spending time wif you"

How sweet (loser).

translation:

"I haven't had a woman let me get within a foot of her since my last parole hearing. And by the way, I still live with my mother."

And he blogs? I've always felt that people who post online are somewhat lonely and desperate...

1.5 hours in Rodanthe--nyuk, nyuk

well, this is the sad part. He is ADORABLE. really. Very much my type, very sweet, educated (received two college scholarships) but not overly so, very warm, very funny and amiable and......I was getting about as wackl and silly as I could be, just so giddy from my miniscule portion of the Liquid of Love, and he thought I was the funniest thing ever (I wasn't even really using my inside voice as Fluff had to remind me )

So - this CUTE GUY (raised in Detroit until he was 13, Mimms!!!!!!!!) told us nearly immediately that he had no family...his mom died when he was 13......he doesn't know who his real father is and.....his story is like that one from "The Boy Called 'It'"

It's too big a project - I can nae handle it - - too bad.

Damn. He thought I was real purty.

(I would never, NEVER post anything personal on the world wide web) :lol:

[DingoGirl]

mimms's Hemingway is now my facebook statement

:lol:

[mimommy]

and, ahem, I was in the Peace Corps.

That must be where you learned the special ops coyote ugly maneuver.

He is ADORABLE. really. Very much my type, very sweet, educated

- this CUTE GUY (raised in Detroit until he was 13, Mimms!!!!!!!!) told us nearly immediately that he had no family...his mom died when he was 13......he doesn't know who his real father is and.....his story is like that one from "The Boy Called 'It'"

If I'm not mistaken, so was Jeffrey Dahmer, wasn't he?

Well, actually, he doesn't sound all that bad, just annoying. What the hell, let him buy you dinner, Suze. Just be safe, 'kay?

[elye]

Sounds like a HEMINGWAY opener...

"She was in a broken down, dirty little pub dringing Louis Tres. A man approached and offered her a clove. Gladly accepting this rare opportunity, she little knew that three days hence he would change her life beyond measure. Gone were the mellaluca plants and short Mexican men of her past. From Monday e'er on, she would drink deeply of the mystery of love."

Just saw this on Da Book. . ....

Actually, it sounds like Faulkner. This would be HEMINGWAY. . ...

She sat in the pub. A randy boy sat down next to her, and told her he'd fought a bull, written a novel, shot an elephant and fathered a son. She knew there would ne'er be another such Ubermensch cross her path again .. . . ..

"I just love spending time with you"

Crap.....it does sound bad. . ..... .. ..

(I would never, NEVER post anything personal on the world wide web)

Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . . ..........

[nikki-uk]

OMG!!! PSILLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ray-chaelle is cracking ME UP here!!

...so quick off the mark.... I can't keep up....

_{can she EVEN remember a time when she wasn't a psilly???? ....HA!! of course not!! ....none of us can}

I cut my own hair in a savage hacking just now.

It now has even MORE capability of being a Susan Boyle.

OH Psuezhelle!!!, t'was in the news!!!!!!!!

Bloody hell!!! No expense spared either!!

Open Original Shared Link

Janie's coming over to see us!!!!!!!!!!

HI Janie!!!!!!!!! (I ♥ Janie)

PADT!!!!!!

STAY ALIVE!!!!!!!!

We'll find YOU!!!!!!!! (Maybe Wednesday? )

Psychotic, almost fully Irish, needy, un dx'd cOeliac men texting at all hrs???

PFFFTTTT!!!!! Just another day in SB's life

Beddy byes for me

Wore meself out svenning and gardening today, tomorrow peeps!!!!!!!!

[elye]

This just in: Blocked toilet phlooded all over the bathroom floor :bigtimegagface:

...And it's, what......35 posts late. . . . ......