The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

Crap.....an entire day wif firefighters - - Nik, can you sneak Bevel in?

I text Bev - she was a NO show, so took me Mum ..... she thought it was all fan- f****n- tastic!!!!!

Just stop trying to fix it! Love ya, you know

This is SO very sweet

Hee! This sounds like a parade in which everyone is fainting!! Have phun at the firehouse, and congrats to your son

T'is a common occurance what wiv all those phiremen around ....why, I was all a-quiver!!!

....but a rare thing.....am EXTREMELY proud of me Devil Child!!!!!!

The boy done reeeeal GOOD

_{<I am unaccustomed to this feeling >}

(pics on phacebook )

...ALSO.....got me Alsey back from his travels!!!!!

3 bags of dirty washing, NO washing machine and he's driving me INSANE already!!!!!!!

YAHOO!!!!!!

[Jestgar]

3 bags of dirty washing, NO washing machine and he's driving me INSANE already!!!!!!!

YAHOO!!!!!!

I will never understand parents.....

[elye]

....but a rare thing.....am EXTREMELY proud of me Devil Child!!!!!!

The boy done reeeeal GOOD

YAAAYYY! This is terrific. . . .. . ...

And Alsy's on Da Book? Must go check this. . ....

[nikki-uk]

I will never understand parents.....

T'is a curious thing

And Alsy's on Da Book? Must go check this. . ....

Pics of DC the phire phighter!!!

Al hasn't come home with pics from his adventures yet, he has however brought home HIS and someone elses underwear .............askeert.......

[jerseyangel]

am EXTREMELY proud of me Devil Child!!!!!!

The boy done reeeeal GOOD

:D

I will never understand parents.....

hee!

he has however brought home HIS and someone elses underwear .............askeert.......

[tom]

Lake Michigan is beautiful. Scott and I stopped for an overnight in Harbor Springs on our way back from his Blue Gorilla reunion a couple years back. Was fun--went to the new casino. I went to Traverse City as a kid, and will soon take our daughter to the big water park there.

When I was growing up my friend's grandparents had a place on Deer Lake outside of Boyne (Boyne/Macinac are about 5 hours north of me--I'm in Clinton Township). I spent a lot of time there--4 seasons. They used to call us "Fudgies" cuz they said we only came up for the fudge!

My husband's family has a cottage on Houghton Lake, so we go Up North several times every summer.

<flipping thru map .....>

AhHA!! there's Harbor Springs!! Looks like a nice spot.

Went to Traverse a couple times as a kid too. And Mackinac Island(anyone but me & Her Royal Mimmjesty know it's said mackinaw??? )

Mmmmm fudge everywhere & no cars & the Grand Hotel (anyone seen movie w/ that name?)

Howzabout Sleeping Bear Dunes??

Realized I'm not all that familiar w/ ALL of Michigan when I saw Houghton Lake so prominent mid-mitten and NOT by the Houghton in the U.P.

Hehe "read lips"

Thx for the update Curlileese

Oy .. ..Spruezle w/ the Greenonimohead

....but a rare thing.....am EXTREMELY proud of me Devil Child!!!!!!

The boy done reeeeal GOOD

_{<I am unaccustomed to this feeling >}

:)

[mushroom]

Good mornin' Psillies. I is sitting here with a big sausage bandage on me (surfin') arm all because of an itsy bitsy peelback of skin which ended up as cellulitis. Ackshully, looks more like a stuffed rolled lamb roast because they put one of 'em netting thangs on it.

I once caught me big toe on the edge of the shower enclosure, didn't think much of it but a couple weeks later it fell off!! Traumatized the bejeepers outa me--bandaged it up and went to work......it eventually grew back.

Jeepers, yer big toe fell off :o No wonder you was traumatized. And then after you bandaged it it grew back again :o T'is truly an amazing miracle. What is you, an octyp%$#@# or sumfin'??? :lol:

....but a rare thing.....am EXTREMELY proud of me Devil Child!!!!!!

The boy done reeeeal GOOD

_{<I am unaccustomed to this feeling >}

I think most 'rents is accumstomed to feeling unaccustomed at feeling proud of their childrers, but well accumstomed to the reverse

he has however brought home HIS and someone elses underwear .............askeert.......

Yikes, how old is dis lad?

And Mackinac Island(anyone but me & Her Royal Mimmjesty know it's said mackinaw??? )

Me,me,me,me,me (hand waving wildly in air). For some crazy reason this piece of trivia is cluttering up me brain when I needs the space for other thangs.

[JNBunnie1]

Kay, today is the first day with no steroids. There will be zero culinary hijinks. The weeklong lack of sleep has caught up with me. I will happily describe last nights superlative dinner though!

So I was thinking lasagna, but I didn't have lasagna noodles or time to drive to the closest store that carries them. So I used penne. I make lasagna filling with cottage cheese isntead of ricotta because it's cheaper. So here's ingredients:

Filling:

1 lb cottage cheese

2 eggs

handful mozzarella

cup or so plain yogurt

parsley

1 lb boiled penne

Sauce:

1 pint organic 1/2 n 1/2

1 stick butter

1 cup milk

1 cup romano

1 cup parmesan

1 cup mozzarella

1 cup provolone

Boil pasta, mix filling and shred cheeses while water heats. Then start sauce while pasta cooks, liquids first then melt in butter and then cheese at the end. I'd layer if I had lasagna noodles, but I just mixed the filling with the penne since it would all mush together anyway, then pour sauce over the top and bake for 35 min at 350. I included a package of chopped spinach and lots of garlic powder and pepper, but those things may not be to your taste. This is, by far, the best thing I've come up with in the past six months. Even better than the coconut chicken and the beef stuff, which were pretty darn superlative in their own right. Patee, you GOTTA try this now you can have dairy!!!!

Oh, and the people worried about sugar with the coconut chicken? You can use coconut milk, unsweetened coconut, and cracker crumbs to coat if'n you want and you could sweeten up the coconut milk first with stevia or agave nectar! And then if sweet potatos are ok on their own for you, don't use maple syrup, just use maple flavor extract, no added sugar there.

[curlyfries]

Oh, and the people worried about sugar with the coconut chicken? You can use coconut milk, unsweetened coconut, and cracker crumbs to coat if'n you want and you could sweeten up the coconut milk first with stevia or agave nectar! And then if sweet potatos are ok on their own for you, don't use maple syrup, just use maple flavor extract, no added sugar there.

You absolutely must come and be my personal chef!

[jerseyangel]

And then after you bandaged it it grew back again :o T'is truly an amazing miracle. What is you, an octyp%$#@# or sumfin'??? :lol:

"octyp%$#@#"

No miracles, Shroomy--it took about 10 months fer it to grow back Guess my point was that it coulda been worse.

Bunnie--must you post all these mouth-watering recipies at dinnertime???? Now I'm craving lasagne--and we just had pasta last night!

[Judyin Philly]

God My brain has gone on vacation w/o me again so bear with me silliesl

Melissa doesn't put out updates every day anymore......not as much to report.

Nathan continues to improve.....they're saying he's in remission, but he still needs to go thru lots of chemo.

....looked up a dear friend, today........best therapy evah!.........that and me psillies

so happy for update and Brian comning home

dear friends are the best.

had a surprise HS friend call out of the blue as we'd been looking for her.......SHE LIVES IN PHILLY

Small world.

I once caught me big toe on the edge of the shower enclosure, didn't think much of it but a couple weeks later it fell off!! Traumatized the bejeepers outa me--bandaged it up and went to work......it eventually grew back.

Hey Souczle--What's the latest on yer hair situation? Any news?

Patti....your whole toe or just the nail Toes don't grow back do they?????

yes want a photo of Souczel's hair

3 bags of dirty washing, NO washing machine and he's driving me INSANE already!!!!!!!

YAHOO!!!!!!

how can you have smiles about this ......your a positive WOMAN WONDER

Good mornin' Psillies. I is sitting here with a big sausage bandage on me (surfin') arm all because of an itsy bitsy peelback of skin which ended up as cellulitis. Ackshully, looks more like a stuffed rolled lamb roast because they put one of 'em netting thangs on it.

Jeepers, yer big toe fell off No wonder you was traumatized. And then after you bandaged it it grew back again T'is truly an amazing miracle. What is you, an octyp%$#@# or sumfin'???

I think most 'rents is accumstomed to feeling unaccustomed at feeling proud of their childrers, but well accumstomed to the reverse

Yikes, how old is dis lad?

Me,me,me,me,me (hand waving wildly in air). For some crazy reason this piece of trivia is cluttering up me brain when I needs the space for other thangs.

GOOD LUCK WITH THE CELLUITIS

IT'S NASTY

KEEP US POSTED

[elye]

Patti....your whole toe or just the nail Toes don't grow back do they?????

Well, Pahteee intimated that she'd lost her toe. . . ........ . she is a regular starfish er sumphin'. . . . . ...

No word from Sooooozle today....methinks she is off gathering feathers for a tribal warrior camoflauging headress. . . . . . . .....

[jerseyangel]

Gawd.....I meant the nail!!! :lol: I just realized.....

I can be an edjet at times But youse guys already know that......

[Judyin Philly]

Gawd.....I meant the nail!!! I just realized.....

I can be an edjet at times But youse guys already know that......

Edjet, edjet----- let's watch Pat fidgget

i'm nuts

don't mind me

is mark running late again tonigh?

[JNBunnie1]

"octyp%$#@#"

No miracles, Shroomy--it took about 10 months fer it to grow back Guess my point was that it coulda been worse.

Bunnie--must you post all these mouth-watering recipies at dinnertime???? Now I'm craving lasagne--and we just had pasta last night!

Sorry......

If it makes you feel any better, I'm having scrambled eggs and toast for dinner right now. So outta steam...... I did actually do every single dish in my sink. That's my major accomplishment today.

i could just not post the recipes......

[psawyer]

I did actually do every single dish in my sink. That's my major accomplishment today.

Um, I stuffed them all into the very full dishwasher and timed it to run in the middle of the night. Clean everything for breakfast tomorrow.

Jacquie does breakfast and my morning coffee. Dinner is usually my purview, but we work on it as a joint project frequently. I wash the dishes (with mechanical help).

[jerseyangel]

Sorry......

i could just not post the recipes......

This being the Sillie thread and everything.....I was only kidding.

[mimommy]

Hi Suze!! I see you squigglin down there. Late night poop in

[DingoGirl]

T'is a common occurance what wiv all those phiremen around ....why, I was all a-quiver!!!

....but a rare thing.....am EXTREMELY proud of me Devil Child!!!!!!

The boy done reeeeal GOOD

_{<I am unaccustomed to this feeling}

(pics on phacebook )

...ALSO.....got me Alsey back from his travels!!!!!

3 bags of dirty washing, NO washing machine and he's driving me INSANE already!!!!!!!

YAHOO!!!!!!

:lol: LOVED yer whole post!!!!!!

Nik was wif firemen??????? YOWZA!!!!!!!!!!! I must find a similar situation.....p'raps have my car break down in front of the firehouse?

<flipping thru map .....>

AhHA!! there's Harbor Springs!! Looks like a nice spot.

Went to Traverse a couple times as a kid too. And Mackinac Island(anyone but me & Her Royal Mimmjesty know it's said mackinaw??? )

Mmmmm fudge everywhere & no cars & the Grand Hotel (anyone seen movie w/ that name?)

Howzabout Sleeping Bear Dunes??

Realized I'm not all that familiar w/ ALL of Michigan when I saw Houghton Lake so prominent mid-mitten and NOT by the Houghton in the U.P.

Thx for the update Curlileese

Oy .. ..Spruezle w/ the Greenonimohead

Loved this also - you have NAE lost yer silly!!!!!

thanks for the Mackninac prononciation - will file that away.......

and the MIchigan trivia!

Good mornin' Psillies. I is sitting here with a big sausage bandage on me (surfin') arm all because of an itsy bitsy peelback of skin which ended up as cellulitis. Ackshully, looks more like a stuffed rolled lamb roast because they put one of 'em netting thangs on it.

Shroom!!!!!! Hope this clears up quickly for you, 'tis b@#$%$#%!!!!!!

Kay, today is the first day with no steroids. There will be zero culinary hijinks. The weeklong lack of sleep has caught up with me. I will happily describe last nights superlative dinner though!

So I was thinking lasagna, but I didn't have lasagna noodles or time to drive to the closest store that carries them. So I used penne. I make lasagna filling with cottage cheese isntead of ricotta because it's cheaper. So here's ingredients:

read "penne" as "penii"

I am SURE there is penis-shaped pasta somewhere in the world........

Patti....your whole toe or just the nail Toes don't grow back do they?????

yes want a photo of Souczel's hair

*snoooooooort* this cracked me up!!!

no hair photos forthcoming

though friends and the boys at work have noticed no difference

I finally asked those dullards at the office: "do you notice anything different about my hair?"

and Derek said "oh, is it darker?"

so I guess I'm okay.

Although, I DID show him a photo of Geronimo today, he had quite the SNACKLE over it

they think I'm WACKL at work - but so are they

today - I walked in rather amped up, over-caffeinated er sumfin....and was very, very funny.......

My boss said "I want b%$@#y and whiny Susan back"

*snort*

No word from Sooooozle today....methinks she is off gathering feathers for a tribal warrior camoflauging headress. . . . . . . .....

EMMEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes - I WILL just wear a giant feather head-dress from now on, thereby deflecting attention AWAY from me hair.....makes perfect sense

SILLIES!!!!!!! had the most disastrous date ever last night - - with the expensive cognac-buyer........dear gawd - - as some of you already know from FAcebook, I walked out after 1.25 hours in......it was NOT a pretty scene........lamest situation EVER

Where's Jan-it? and Her Mimmjesty? (ptaum - )

Leesargh - - good news about Nathan - and Brian's coming home!!!!!!! yay

more later sills - - -

[mimommy]

:

SILLIES!!!!!!! had the most disastrous date ever last night - - with the expensive cognac-buyer........dear gawd - - as some of you already know from FAcebook, I walked out after 1.25 hours in......it was NOT a pretty scene........lamest situation EVER

What happened on your date?

[DingoGirl]

Hi Suze!! I see you squigglin down there. Late night poop in

MIMMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you? What's the latest? You'be been quiet........just love seeing you in your large-breasted, mulletted majesty there

I have to go watch my movie now........must step away...................computer is being really evil again which means, more time to be alone with itself

LATER SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

What happened on your date?

well, I'm afraid you're going to have to join facebook to find out

bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mimommy]

MIMMS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How are you? What's the latest? You'be been quiet........just love seeing you in your large-breasted, mulletted majesty there

I have to go watch my movie now........must step away...................computer is being really evil again which means, more time to be alone with itself

LATER SILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just TIRED. Gads, can't imagine why (let's see.. two jobs, motherhood, cysts stealing blood flow from brain, husband coming home from work everyday listing which contracts have been lost and who's been fired/escorted out to their cars)

[mimommy]

well, I'm afraid you're going to have to join facebook to find out

bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You little tease Now spill...

[psawyer]

well, I'm afraid you're going to have to join facebook to find out

I'm on FaceBook and I'm still confused. Apparently Susie's date stank in more ways than one???