The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[elye]

_{something else happened too, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you guys.}

HEY HEY HEY!! What's this, now?? Out wif it, Sooooze!

Psuess....was this stray devil cat perhaps a small Mexican Gardener Cat? They are not content to just stalk...like other mexican gardeners.....they are immoral enough to go after their prey ! Just kidding, really. I don't know why a stray would claim your house as territory and fight for it. Maybe it's an old pal from your Kit's old "hood". (He wasn't wearing "colors" was he?).

Yes! This could be, in fact, the Hispanic Gardener's cat. ...... . the man is resorting to desperate measures to garner your attention, Sooooze....sickin' his big, mean cat on poor Skit.

Or an old rival gang member. . . .yes, T, a definite possibility. . . . .

[DingoGirl]

Mygawd, they are probably having long conversations!!

"So. . ..... .. I guess you've heard that you're gonna be laying eggs for her".

"OH!! Tremendous news! We are not being fattened up for several dinners. Are you quite certain of that? And anyways...are you tricking us? Is this a ruse? You are a CAT, after all, and we are never to trust your kind"... .....

"Hey, it's cool. .... . ..she may cook you up when she's tired of the project, but for now, just keeps eggs comin' - -you should be good". . . ...

:lol: civckeb talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Psuess....was this stray devil cat perhaps a small Mexican Gardener Cat? They are not content to just stalk...like other mexican gardeners.....they are immoral enough to go after their prey ! Just kidding, really. I don't know why a stray would claim your house as territory and fight for it. Maybe it's an old pal from your Kit's old "hood". (He wasn't wearing "colors" was he?).

gahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: Mexican Gardener Devil Cat!!!!!!!!

CHOOBACABRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I had about a half-second glimpse of him before he dashed out..... he was black and white....ugly......tough-lookin' guy........

DO you suppose he was a gay cat, in heat? and wants my beautiful boy?

Wonderful day here today. Worked at home all morning. I AM going to take some time to just sit and relax with the birdies, the fishes, the FROG and a couple of toads I found. I think a good book is in order!

this sounds fantastic!!! enjoy yer day, Tea

HEY HEY HEY!! What's this, now?? Out wif it, Sooooze!

_{it has to do with the Ipod and a certain cat - BUT WHICH ONE??????}

gang cats

[curlyfries]

_{it has to do with the Ipod and a certain cat - BUT WHICH ONE??????}

gang cats

Ah hah!.....Cat burglar!

[nikki-uk]

APR

[nikki-uk]

I had about a half-second glimpse of him before he dashed out..... he was black and white....ugly......tough-lookin' guy........

DO you suppose he was a gay cat, in heat? and wants my beautiful boy?

NAH!!....Gay cats are NEVER ugly darling

[Jestgar]

_{something else happened too, but I'm too embarrassed to tell you guys.}

Cannot even contemplate something too embarassing for Suze to mention in a public space...

[psawyer]

Cannot even contemplate something too embarassing for Suze to mention in a public space...

Unless the cat chewed the ear buds off her iPod again.

[jerseyangel]

Unless the cat chewed the ear buds off her iPod again.

<giggle> Is that it, Suz?

[elye]

And which cat dunnit THIS time?

Well, as long as they are not chewing the ears off each other. .. . . . . . . .

[elye]

Crap.....cannot seem to send a reply to the wonderful email we've gotten from Amanda.....just not gettin' outta my outbox for some reason.

Manda, if you're reading, it is SO great to hear from you!

[DingoGirl]

My last weekend as a thirty summat

Has the WILD DC (devil cat) COME BACK!!

Like a WHIRLING DERVISH smashing through the screen???.....por wee Skit skit

...but WIH's a 'wild cat'?????

I mean, we've got 'em in Scotland & other remote parts (bigger than domestic cats) but NEVER in built up areas

....Just watching a programME about some small islands off the coast of Cornwall UK .......called the SCILLY ISLES!!!!!!

SUPERB place for a summit I thought!!!!

NICOLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! are ya gonna git yer drunk on this weekend???????? grieving drunk, that is - drownin' yer sorrows

OMG - this Devil Cat - - we have feral cats all over the US they're domesticated, regular cats, but just homeless, roaming the streets. Very sad. We don't see too many around here, in my 'hood - I've seen one or two in the orchard but....all the big trees are gone now, new saplings but no place to hide.

Young Derek is replacing the screen as we speak, I am thrilled but........

it occurs to me that - even with sliding door CLOSED , will Terrorist Cat STILL try to eat a whole in it, to get to my beautiful boy???????????

NAH!!....Gay cats are NEVER ugly darling

gahhhhhhh no, preening and prancing, I imagine

Cannot even contemplate something too embarassing for Suze to mention in a public space...

Unless the cat chewed the ear buds off her iPod again.

<giggle> Is that it, Suz?

_yup.

well, not quite. I think the mission was aborted when Devil Cat came in. Skittle had begun the chewing of the buds - they have teeth marks in the little speaker covers now.

_{Yes, mommy left Ipod on kitchen counter - again}. Thank God, it is still usable, though.

I'm such an eejit.

[nikki-uk]

Crap.....cannot seem to send a reply to the wonderful email we've gotten from Amanda.....just not gettin' outta my outbox for some reason.

Manda, if you're reading, it is SO great to hear from you!

I'm getting some bouncing back (Lisa B & Rachels)

[jerseyangel]

Skittle really had a night fer himseph last night, didn't he A little mischef makin' and all of a sudden a bully breaks in. Glad you're getting the screen fixed Suz, but yeah, I wouldn't leave the door open if I wasn't right there in the room. That cat will come back--they're creatures of habit.

I remember once in Jersey when Allo (I really miss him ) was a young whipper snapper. A squirrel appeared on our patio and in one fell swoop, Allo saw and sprang through the sliding glass door screen after him. Completely separated the screen from the side of the door!

Well, the phunny part was that when he got out there, the squirrel had run off and he just stood there like this The whole thing happened so fast, I couldn't react, so I watched as if in slow motion.

Nik--will you be tying one on this weekend in honour of yer birthday? If so, please post

[jerseyangel]

I'm getting some bouncing back (Lisa B & Rachels)

Rachel's bounced back to me, too.

Phull mailbox, minimom?

[Jestgar]

OMG - this Devil Cat - - we have feral cats all over the US they're domesticated, regular cats, but just homeless, roaming the streets. Very sad. We don't see too many around here, in my 'hood - I've seen one or two in the orchard but....all the big trees are gone now, new saplings but no place to hide.

Young Derek is replacing the screen as we speak, I am thrilled but........

it occurs to me that - even with sliding door CLOSED , will Terrorist Cat STILL try to eat a whole in it, to get to my beautiful boy???????????

Get a cheap babygate from Goodwill or sump'n. Put it up outside your screen door so he has to chew through two layers.

[mimommy]

Hey gang! Had a GREAT day on the river today (my forehead, nose and chest are sunburned--I am soooo blonde).

What is this about my e-mail going all mental???

I'm not sure

I had 38 unread in my box when I got home today. Maybe it WAS full? But then again, I've had a s many as 64 in there before (in my box ), without a problem.

Huh.

Try me again.

Suze has stray mountain lions eating her screen door and Skittles eating her ipod Tis so sad. I think having a rabid animal gnashing it's way through the door might just cure skit-dattle of a taste for music, though.

Nik, Nik, drink yoself sick.

Loved the idea of a psilly summit on scilly isle

Patty, I have squirrels begging for food at my doorwall sometimes. Literally, sitting up--arms folded across chest--begging. Buttercat does not know what to make of such blatant disregard for her rule Max, however, considers it an invitation to play and has figured out how to open the screen on his own (just not how to CLOSE it ).

Shroom, loved your post. Larphed and larphed at your descriptions--poor old cold Shroomie.

So much to comment on. Must go get quotes. Anyone having a psilly cocktail this eve???

[mimommy]

OMG, someone luvs me, someone cares, I feel very speshul

O'course, Neroli.

'mornin'

My roomie's back. Doesn't merit a 'poopy cow', but at least a mildly constipated calf. I really liked having my house to myself. Ah well. At least the lawn will get mowed.

Sposed to be a beautious day. Gonna put the wee chickies outside for the day. I think they'll be fine. I'll put the cat carrier in the pen so they can always huddle inside it in their cardboard box. The little white one is starting to get her grownup voice. It's a lot like puberty....peep peeep peeep cluuuck peeep. And I've realized that Lefty sounds a lot like a chicken when he talks so he must like sitting by their coop, not because he thinks it's a treat from KFC, but because he finally feels like he's found his peeps.

Does the roommate edge, too? Sounds like you got a pretty good arrangement.

Pubescant Peepers

Mygawd, they are probably having long conversations!!

"So. . ..... .. I guess you've heard that you're gonna be laying eggs for her".

"OH!! Tremendous news! We are not being fattened up for several dinners. Are you quite certain of that? And anyways...are you tricking us? Is this a ruse? You are a CAT, after all, and we are never to trust your kind"... .....

"Hey, it's cool. .... . ..she may cook you up when she's tired of the project, but for now, just keeps eggs comin' - -you should be good". . . ...

But....

Sooo sorry about your father, Emily. Geez, can't the guy get some rest already???

You are right--no place like a hospital to make you sick

Maybe it's an old pal from your Kit's old "hood". (He wasn't wearing "colors" was he?).

Em-n-Em

Kittehs from da hood **snicker**

Em's the real Slim Shady?!

Saw her down on 8 Mile today Sorry, was that an "I guess you had to be grow up there"?

Mexican Gardener Devil Cat!!!!!!!!

CHOOBACABRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah!!

Goat sucking abomination <<askeert>>

[jerseyangel]

Em's the real Slim Shady?!

:lol:

[elye]

Mornin', Gang!

Jeez, a slow evening last night around these parts....thought I would have two or three pages to peruse. I'm not even done half of my cuppa tea!

Is tonight yer posh partay, Soooozle? And you are wearing something linen? Silk? Cannot recall. . . . ....will be phab regardless.. .

Nik--will you be tying one on this weekend in honour of yer birthday? If so, please post

YES! More wildly entertaining drunken posts, puleeeeze! Nik, I believe your birthday is Monday....we cannot wait.

Methinks that there are not too many psillies who are under forty - - Amanda... ...Bunnie. . . .. .....Shroomie, how old are you?

I had 38 unread in my box when I got home today. Maybe it WAS full? But then again, I've had a s many as 64 in there before (in my box ), without a problem.

Huh.

Holy Crap. That's a helluva lot of emails! Probably royal correspondence and edicts, invitations to official signings and declarations, requests to have our Monarch smash champagne bottles against the sides of ships.. . . . . ....

All in a day's work.....gad, I forget the jam-packed itinerary that is involved in this position. .. ..

[Jestgar]

Is tonight yer posh partay, Soooozle? And you are wearing something?? Cannot recall. . . . ....will be phab regardless.. .

:o What kind of party is this????

[elye]

What kind of party is this????

Jyess pulled a Jyaghnutt..... . .. . . . ..

We are heading off to the Ottawa Race Weekend downtown. We are doing the 5k. And I WILL be wearing something.

[DingoGirl]

SCILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so very quiet here!!!! where IS everyone?

well sills, I went to Pizza Fusion and had the YUMMIEST g f pizza last night!!!!!!!!!

ate the rest today. Am tired....and another social event this aft. I found out the party's at

4:30. Um, it'll be about 93 degrees then, and it's an outside barbecue. GadZOOKS. Soozle is not pleased about this.

Still don't know what in hell I"m wearing (but I AM wearring SUMPHIN, Em-n-Em, original Slim Shady *snoooooooort* :lol: )

Suze has stray mountain lions eating her screen door and Skittles eating her ipod Tis so sad. I think having a rabid animal gnashing it's way through the door might just cure skit-dattle of a taste for music, though.

Patty, I have squirrels begging for food at my doorwall sometimes. Literally, sitting up--arms folded across chest--begging. Buttercat does not know what to make of such blatant disregard for her rule Max, however, considers it an invitation to play and has figured out how to open the screen on his own (just not how to CLOSE it ).

Begging, bossy squirrels!!!!!!!!

Yes - mountain lions and ipod-chewing Skittles, Good Lord. Wee Skittle Kat has totally recovered from his Post Traumatic Stress Disorder from that wolverine feral cat intruder. Derek fixed the screen yesterday, it's better than new, and I shut the door last night. Skit did some SERIOUS sniffing on the outside of the door area this morning - Devil Cat just may have made an appearance.

Love the sound of yer river tour, Mimms. how fantastic!!!!

Just now I am hiding from the Mexican Devil Cat gardeners.

I wish they'd hurry up.

Holy Crap. That's a helluva lot of emails! Probably royal correspondence and edicts, invitations to official signings and declarations, requests to have our Monarch smash champagne bottles against the sides of ships.. . . . . ....

All in a day's work.....gad, I forget the jam-packed itinerary that is involved in this position. .. ..

a very busy and important poe-sition

OMG - no check-in from Gnick todya? Do you suppose she's already got her drunk on?????

What kind of party is this????

didn't I mention it? Formerly Rich White Men Trying to Be Hip

they've formed a fabulous, capricious honky-tonk band of some kind, it'll be great fun.

I just do NOT have anything good to wear, despite my shopping excursion of two days ago. Tunic top - lightweight cotton but long-sleeved - TOO bloody hot for this weather.

now what???????????????? do I have to run out and shop, with just 3.5 hours before the party?

bloody ridiculous.

Where's Padt today? drowning in TexASS humidity?

gotta go sills - see ya later ♥

[elye]

Soooozle's roasting in her tunic at a posh barbeque...... . hopefully there will be at least ONE great-looking, unattached Rich Man Trying to Act Cool in that band for ya, Soooze. .. . ....

Well, I am wacked out. The 5k was run in some real heat this year.......25 C, and the sun felt really strong for 5 pm.

I believe I am just getting too bloody old for this kind of nonsense.

Still don't know what in hell I"m wearing (but I AM wearring SUMPHIN, Em-n-Em, original Slim Shady *snoooooooort* )

OMG. .... . .. Yes, 'Tis true . . .. ...I AM SLIM SHADY, AKA MARSHALL MATHERS. I've been tricking you all along. "Emily" is my undercover name which I use when I'm attempting to fight an assault charge or buy banned substances and/or alcohol. I decided to use it here, with profile pics of some woman I downloaded from google images.

I am also Llamalady. Thought I'd throw in another identity to really keep people off my trail. I am currently writing a new song about my clandestine experiences on this thread - - wait for it to hit the airwaves in the fall - - Llamas, Civckebs and Celiac Disease.

[mimommy]

:o What kind of party is this????

**snicker**

You never know in Kali

Jyess pulled a Jyaghnutt..... . .. . . . ..

We are heading off to the Ottawa Race Weekend downtown. We are doing the 5k. And I WILL be wearing something.

Good luck!

Soooozle's roasting in her tunic at a posh barbeque...... . hopefully there will be at least ONE great-looking, unattached Rich Man Trying to Act Cool in that band for ya, Soooze. .. . ....

Well, I am wacked out. The 5k was run in some real heat this year.......25 C, and the sun felt really strong for 5 pm.

I believe I am just getting too bloody old for this kind of nonsense.

OMG. .... . .. Yes, 'Tis true . . .. ...I AM SLIM SHADY, AKA MARSHALL MATHERS. I've been tricking you all along. "Emily" is my undercover name which I use when I'm attempting to fight an assault charge or buy banned substances and/or alcohol. I decided to use it here, with profile pics of some woman I downloaded from google images.

I am also Llamalady. Thought I'd throw in another identity to really keep people off my trail. I am currently writing a new song about my clandestine experiences on this thread - - wait for it to hit the airwaves in the fall - - Llamas, Civckebs and Celiac Disease.

Oh, you're back already? (hee) How'd it go? You ran 5K?! You go girl!

Yes, I second the motion--may Susan find the perfect catch man of her dreams tonight

Eminemily....Gahhh!!!!!!

The song list would be more like "You Gotta Move With The Llamas" and "Tonight I'm Cleanin' Out My Basement" and "We Made Poo"

That really tickles me. So stupid, but so psilly

[DingoGirl]

well, I'm back from my party, pholks.

'twas quite a strange party and don't make no sense and - it was a fundraiser of some kind but...we're not sure for what exactly

We got there at 4:40 - no food or drink ANYWHERE except beer for 90 minutes

nothin. And, it was NOT in the posh country club itself.......um...........it was on this strange outcropping? I dunno what in hell else to call it - amidst the trees, mud, and piles of DIRT, about a mile or two away from any sort of posh-ness or real bathrooms.

There was no food, no music, no beverage I could drink for TWO SOLID HOURS (we got there on time, 'twere a mistake).

Strange, strange party. We couldn't quite assimilate all of it.

some wealthy peeps (I would guess but who really knows), some formerly wealthy peeps (farming industry ), some wannabes, some urchins, some real cowboys, and many faux cowboys, and a few club boys (can not STAND the club boys)

Mine was the oldest and scariest car in the parking lot

Um, I am filthy, covered in dust, but finally DID eat and the band played - 'twas wonderful - Marty Robbins, Hank Williams, Patsy Cline - good stuff.

this once again proves my new theory: nothing is ever as much fun as you think it's going to be

x 50 *snigger* (yet somehow I still had fun)

am now tired and cranky and with dried sweat and must head to bed...........but........

Soooozle's roasting in her tunic at a posh barbeque...... . hopefully there will be at least ONE great-looking, unattached Rich Man Trying to Act Cool in that band for ya, Soooze. .. . ....

did nae wear the tunic but some crazy, full-length laotian maxi skirt - fastened with safety pins and belt - faux posh

Slim Shady did the 5K? Dang! makes me tired just thinking about it!!!

OMG. .... . .. Yes, 'Tis true . . .. ...I AM SLIM SHADY, AKA MARSHALL MATHERS. I've been tricking you all along. "Emily" is my undercover name which I use when I'm attempting to fight an assault charge or buy banned substances and/or alcohol. I decided to use it here, with profile pics of some woman I downloaded from google images.

I am also Llamalady. Thought I'd throw in another identity to really keep people off my trail. I am currently writing a new song about my clandestine experiences on this thread - - wait for it to hit the airwaves in the fall - - Llamas, Civckebs and Celiac Disease.

*snooooooort*

well then you must be Yoko also?

Eminemily....Gahhh!!!!!!

The song list would be more like "You Gotta Move With The Llamas" and "Tonight I'm Cleanin' Out My Basement" and "We Made Poo"

That really tickles me. So stupid, but so psilly

WE MADE POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: x 500

that really tickles me, also

Well sills, must head to bed........busier weekend than I normally have (um, consider that I NORMALLY stay home every single night of me life)

g'night, sills

OMG - is it tomorrow that Nik turns 40? or monday?

where is she???????????