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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Certain things must remain private.

But no, I'm not a stripper pole-dancer tassle twirler :lol::lol:

Hmmm...now there's a way to make some quick cash :o:lol:

Because that would be fine to announce to the airwaves. :blink:

how much cash do you think you could make? :unsure:

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mimommy Contributor
mimommy
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Because that would be fine to announce to the airwaves. :blink:

how much cash do you think you could make? :unsure:

With this bod and my complete lack of coordination or dance skills, not to mention the arthritis...

they would probably charge me <_<:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
With this bod and my complete lack of coordination or dance skills, not to mention the arthritis...

they would probably charge me <_<:rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

Just got in--wicked hot out there today :o Had 3 different wines at the grocery store just now--bought a bottle of one of them B) A lovely red from Italy.

I'm all set fer the next all nighter here :lol:

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Mtndog
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Sigh. I miss youse guys- had to poop in. Em- thinking of you and your dad. I am glad that he woke up and pray that he will be Ok. :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

Paddeigh- Have credit card. 4-5 months to pay it down? Ticket to Texas? Hm....I could be there fer my birthday! Never been to Texas- no relatives there and no ex's- SIGN ME UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D It would be HEAVEN to meet y'all!

I think my body went to an all night rave :blink: .....ma heed stayed home -_-

I wish I could do the opposite- send me head out partying while me body stays home!

Jess- How's yer head? :lol:

What??? You've never heard of a butt hen? It's a new breed of chicken. It's male counterpart is the tush cock.

:o

:lol: :lol:

Youse guys up there in the great northwest have some really good stuff!

Like lumberjacks!

I have to give you all my recipe for easy frozen pina coladas:

2-12 oz cans frozen lemonade

1-15 oz can coco lopez pure cream of coconut

1-48 oz can 100% pineapple juice

3 cups bacardi light rum

7-up

Mix all ingredients except 7-up in a freezer safe pastic container with lid (leave room in top for vapors--don't overfill). Freeze over night. When ready to serve, scoop out pina colada mix and add small amount of 7-up to achieve desired consistency.

Yum!!!

Oh- ma-gawd......YUMMERS!!!!!!!!!!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Whew! Youse guys have been busy since I was last here....which was this morning and didn't have time to get very far. Not much to report on this end....worked all day...and actually had a great day...too busy not to :P I LOVE working outside!!!! 'Specially in the summer. No drunken postings, no squirrel sightings, no job quitting....I'm pretty boring these days!

Sunny has been re-named to miss Peaches by telehubby. Her middle name is NCream! Not only does she not like to walk on grass (and is content to stay in the house)....she won't walk on the bath rugs either! So funny. She is learning quickly about "be gentle" and "NO!!" (this one scares her pretty well!)

Em...prayers for you Dad! Be sure to give him a Psilly-hug from us!!!

Mini-mom....Hope things work out well for you! We spend about $100 per week for groceries. Lots of fruits and veggies....soups and stews....meats only on sale.....Very Few specifically gluten-free items (except flours)... No pre-made, pre-packaged stuff (well, almost no..telehubby still likes a few things now and then).

Would love, love, love to have a Psilly-summit!!! Can't promise that I can....until we get closer to setting dates etc.

Soooo...b-d b-d b-d that's all pholks! Mite, everyone! :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hi Bevvie!!!! I miss you too! :D

T--Peaches Ncream!! Love it--and it's perfect for her. :rolleyes: What a lil sweetie!

Evenin' sillies B)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

MORNIN PSILLIES!!!!!

Had a dog called Sonny

Had a stepfather named Sonny..........can ya guess what his last name is? B)

Flying octopii are a normal function of daily life during hockey season in Detroit. Some years ago some idiots got the great idea to throw dead octopiii on the ice during the Red Wings games, and it took like flies to sh..it. Now everybody walks around with octopii hats and the seafood stores sell out. :blink:

Hey! I have an octopus hat! :P But it has nothin to do with hockey!

Your meandering discourse through last evening reminded me of the classic Flowers for Algernon. If you have not read it, you've missed a poignant masterpiece, and it is well worth it. It is a fantasy story - - the printed diary of a young man who is very mentally challenged (Down's syndrome, perhaps). His writing is exactly like the 11 pm rantings of Jyess and Rayechull.

A scientist begins to study him, and administers a new neurological drug that may "cure" mental retardation. Incredible what happens as one reads along - -the changes that slowly begin to occur with his discourse.

Flowers for Algernon is in condensed form in the 8th grade Literature book. There's also an old movie about it that the kids get to watch. Very good story.

Texas! You know I'm there....with a side trip to Nacogdoches!.....but maybe we should make it for after the heat wave. :ph34r:

Is everybody all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready for another work week? :lol:

{{{{hugs}}}}}} to Em and yer dad, Jess, Mimsy, Gian-knit, Soozle.....who else?.......our MIA's.....Amanda, Sarah, Ptaughmn, Jewels, Judy.......

I think maybe new-maugh-nia is improving........certainly coughing is better, but makes me light-headed.....energy......well, haven't found that yet. Will see doc on Thurs.

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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MORNIN PSILLIES!!!!!

Had a stepfather named Sonny..........can ya guess what his last name is? B)

Is it Bono? ewwwwwwww!

Hey! I have an octopus hat! :P But it has nothin to do with hockey!

Flowers for Algernon is in condensed form in the 8th grade Literature book. There's also an old movie about it that the kids get to watch. Very good story.

I remember this story...seems to me I really liked it. I'll have to dig up a copy to read again.

Texas! You know I'm there....with a side trip to Nacogdoches!.....but maybe we should make it for after the heat wave. :ph34r:

Is everybody all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready for another work week? :lol:

{{{{hugs}}}}}} to Em and yer dad, Jess, Mimsy, Gian-knit, Soozle.....who else?.......our MIA's.....Amanda, Sarah, Ptaughmn, Jewels, Judy.......

I think maybe new-maugh-nia is improving........certainly coughing is better, but makes me light-headed.....energy......well, haven't found that yet. Will see doc on Thurs.

Great news if you are seeing some improvement. Still keeping all of you in prayer. Please feel goodnpsilly psoon!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Looks like 'twas a kwiet nite here last night....could it be because it's followed by Mon. morning?

Mamas and Papas comes to mind.....

Every other day, every other day of the week is fine.....yeah

But whenever Monday comes, whenever Monday comes you can find me cryin;

All of the time.

Bits and pieces of the rest of this are floating up to the surface of my wi'l brain.....by the time I get to work they'll probably have put themselves together. Mental Jigsaws!!! (you all do this, right? :ph34r: )

Hope it's a good one for all a yous! :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Hi T, I'm up too. Lyle still has his bad foot, but I gave him a bit of baby aspirin and it's helped a bit. Raccoons at the hen cage early in the morning. Couldn't get in, but I still kept running out to make sure. Having coffee and bemoaning the very early start to my day (2am).

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Mornin', Psills!

My girlfriend alighted here last night, and all is good. No news in me dad. . .. .....

And I only had a page to catch up!! :unsure:

We be quiet.. . . . . . . ........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Had a stepfather named Sonny..........can ya guess what his last name is? B)

Corleone? :P

Hi T, I'm up too. Lyle still has his bad foot, but I gave him a bit of baby aspirin and it's helped a bit. Raccoons at the hen cage early in the morning. Couldn't get in, but I still kept running out to make sure. Having coffee and bemoaning the very early start to my day (2am).

Gawd Jess-did you get any sleep last night? Hope Lyle's wee piggie pheels better. :)

My girlfriend alighted here last night, and all is good. No news in me dad. . .. .....

Have a nice time wif yer girlfriend, Em! Thinking bout dad--hoping no news is good news ;)

Happy Monday Sillies!! B)

Did I say it was hot here???????? :P Oye....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
Did I say it was hot here???????? :P Oye....

. . . and it's only the first part of June!!!

Hello Psillies, I'm back from Florida . . . for a couple of days. I'm headed back to Illinois on Friday. I'm tired.

Not got much at the moment. Got loads to catch up on around the house. I'll stop in for procrastinating breaks.

Em . . . prayers for your dad, hugs for you!!

Jess . . . you could always change professions and become a chicken farmer.

Can't think of anything else at the moment. Back Later.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Hi Jan-it! :D

Wow--no wonder you're tired! When will you get to come home and stay home?

Take care of yerselph :)

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted
Corleone? :P

Nope.....and not Bono either.

Come on....this should be easy! :rolleyes: Don't think of celebrity names. B) I'm wearin me sunglasses here ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Nope.....and not Bono either.

Come on....this should be easy! :rolleyes: Don't think of celebrity names. B) I'm wearin me sunglasses here ;)

:blink:

Fries?

:lol:

:unsure:

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
Posted
Hi T, I'm up too. Lyle still has his bad foot, but I gave him a bit of baby aspirin and it's helped a bit. Raccoons at the hen cage early in the morning. Couldn't get in, but I still kept running out to make sure. Having coffee and bemoaning the very early start to my day (2am).

You need a nap :tired: Darn coons :angry:

Mornin', Psills!

My girlfriend alighted here last night, and all is good. No news in me dad. . .. .....

And I only had a page to catch up!! :unsure:

We be quiet.. . . . . . . ........

Have fun with your friend. Awaiting good news regarding your pop :)

Corleone? :P

Gawd Jess-did you get any sleep last night? Hope Lyle's wee piggie pheels better. :)

Have a nice time wif yer girlfriend, Em! Thinking bout dad--hoping no news is good news ;)

Happy Monday Sillies!! B)

Did I say it was hot here???????? :P Oye....

I heard it was going to be about 96 degrees in hell Austin :blink:

Well, it could be worse--you could be 9 months pregnant in that heat like my cousin is :bigswollenfeet:

. . . and it's only the first part of June!!!

Hello Psillies, I'm back from Florida . . . for a couple of days. I'm headed back to Illinois on Friday. I'm tired.

Not got much at the moment. Got loads to catch up on around the house. I'll stop in for procrastinating breaks.

Em . . . prayers for your dad, hugs for you!!

Jess . . . you could always change professions and become a chicken farmer.

Can't think of anything else at the moment. Back Later.

Farmer J :lol:

she does pretty well for herself on farmtown

:lol:

Get some rest (phew--makes me tired just thinking about all you've done).

Nope.....and not Bono either.

Come on....this should be easy! :rolleyes: Don't think of celebrity names. B) I'm wearin me sunglasses here ;)

Day? Boy? Sky?

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Nope.....and not Bono either.

Come on....this should be easy! :rolleyes: Don't think of celebrity names. B) I'm wearin me sunglasses here ;)

Glasses???..Shades?? Raybans?? :unsure:

Lise, glad yer pnue-moan-ya's getting better :D

Gian'kneet!!!!!!!!!!! :D .....we are world class procrastinators, come, join in, let us PUT OFF the evil chores!!!

PadT, did you say it was hot ??? :lol:

Guys, really, got NUFFINK, but!, there is a fascinating programME on the tv 'bout Easter Island :blink:

OH, wait.... OH!!!!!!!!!!!!....I've been invited to a school reunion!......got a msg from a girl on da book....... truly canNOT remember her name, her profile pic is her as a baby (no help)

She is legit 'cos a schoolfriend whom I'm in touch with on there also got the message (she thinks she remembers her :rolleyes: )

But really, CAN YOU imagine anything more excrutiatingly cringe worthy than turning up at the restaurant...NO ONE else turning up AND I don't even know WTH she is?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o:lol:

Maybe hot needles in the eye are preferable :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Day? Boy? Sky?

Shade, Shy, Tortoise Shell?

Speck?

Curly?

Larry?

Moe?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
When will you get to come home and stay home?

Wish I knew . . . here is a horrible statistic that I, of course, had to go count out . . . I've been home for eight out of the last 32 days. . . ugh . . . I'm sure Lisa can relate.

Sonny SideUp??

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Sonny SideUp??

Sonny Andwarm?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Sonny Andwarm?

Sonny SideOfTheStreet?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Sonny SideOfTheStreet?

Sonny Dabreak?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Sonny Dabreak?

"Sonny.....yesterday my life was full of rain.

Sonny......you smiled at me and really eased the pain."

Et cetra....

And yes, I'm dating meselph :lol:

mimommy Contributor
mimommy
Posted
"Sonny.....yesterday my life was full of rain.

Sonny......you smiled at me and really eased the pain."

Et cetra....

And yes, I'm dating meselph :lol:

I dated myself once, but we had to break up--I was so hard to live with :blink:

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