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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient

Soozle, I agree with Patti, give this license number to the police and let them know your concerns. Did you not say you was in a gated community? Did the bicycle and the car get in by following others who opened the gate? This is concerning and do not dismiss it. Don't be unnecessarily alarmist but do not ignore it either... {{{hugs}}}


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flourgirl Apprentice

Psuessle, I agree. Let the cops know. Ask them what to do about the bike, too. I would not keep it, especially since it's causing you to feel regrets. (*I* think the creep deserved to lose the bike :P ). With the license plate, they can keep an eye out for them and probably give them a scare.

Mini-Mom.....I love the Samatar! Thanx to Momma Goose I had the chance to put my 2 cents in on the WIH page :D . 'Twas Sam who tweeked my interest to check out psillyvilli to begin with! I'm so glad!!

Safe and Happy travels to all of you lucky pholks! Come back safe and sound and phull of psilly stories!

Jestgar Rising Star

No one up yet? Did y'all run out and buy the buttered ice cream??

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin sillies B)

Gonna be a hot one today--98 is forcasted but right now it's not too bad and I have the windows open.

Are ya all packed, Nik? :D

So Jess....did ya get the butter ice cream?

Suz--check in and let us know how yer doing.....

Hee--phunny about us all posting in that other thread :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Did not get the butter ice cream but did have a nice chat with the lady who was standing next to me when I yelled "there butter in ice cream?!?!?!?"

nikki-uk Enthusiast
No one up yet? Did y'all run out and buy the buttered ice cream??

I looked, there was NONE :angry:

Are ya all packed, Nik? :D

I think I am!!!!! :D ........ too late now - if I ain't got it I'll have to buy out there :unsure:

Suz--check in and let us know how yer doing.....

Yep, Seuze....WIH?!?! :o

I can nae allow anymore Manchester interlaced wiv fear dammit!!!!!!!!!!! <_< , you must come away wiv me instead - you may not sleep for 2 weeks but it WOULD be a fortnight to remember ;)

...gonna try and sneak a wee power nap in.....

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hee--phunny about us all posting in that other thread :lol:

I think it makes Pscott roll his eyes at us, let out a disgusted sight, and ponder creating new RULES for c.com..... :lol:

PSILSSS!!!!!! No marauders during the night, I am saphe :) Slept beautifully....had a chair wedged under me front door :lol: (I will do that on weekends) I don't know about calling cops to give license number....

Tea - I didn't keep the bike, the cops took it.....I DO live in a gated community but anyone can get in - so stupid. You just wait for someone to drive through the gate :huh:

CLOUDY SKY HERE TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes: out of my MIND with joy, it's like I"m somewhere else!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

must ponder what to do with self -

NIK"S leaving tomorrow, for a FORTNIGHT!! gahhhhhhhhh!!!! two weeks w/ no Nik? that is so long....were you guys gone that long last year? Thought it were a week....

must figger out what to do with self - dog park? dog walk? mow the lawn? run screaming through the house with joy? Put butter on me ice cream? :lol:


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elye Community Regular

OMG!!! :lol::lol::lol: PHAN-F*CKING-TASTIC SAM HILL MANHEAD AVATARS!! They have made my day..... . . .

Quick pop-in. Youse guys are being tres drole...... :lol:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Morning Sillies

I posted this morning and realized I didnt hit submit.....I am losing my mind!

So yesterday someone was shot a few blocks from our house....what the heck is wrong with the world??? The city is escaping the limits....scary!

Soozule glad to hear you are ok. I dont blame you with the chair. I would do the same.

Nik get to that packing!

Lovin the SamHill explosion. I owe my love to ganknit she saved my day! Me and my SamHill will be coming to a hospital near you!

jerseyangel Proficient
Lovin the SamHill explosion. I owe my love to ganknit she saved my day! Me and my SamHill will be coming to a hospital near you!

Will youse two be dressing alike? :lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
No one up yet? Did y'all run out and buy the buttered ice cream??

HEYYYY!!! *I'M* SOMEONE!!! Bin up fer hours!!! (5:30...yuk!) Got the day off an account of possible severe weather (didn't need us all there), but make up for it next week! <_<

mushroom Proficient

I don't have a Sam Hill avatar because I don't have an avatar :o No images of me appear--maybe I don't exist??? Nevertheless I do steal Sam Hill when youse all are not looking B)

flourgirl Apprentice

Just took a closer look at my Samatar! :P I didn't realize he was quite so tall...his head brushes the ceiling! :lol: No butter for my ice cream, thanx. I used to love butter....but can barely stand the smell of it these days.

flourgirl Apprentice
I don't have a Sam Hill avatar because I don't have an avatar :o No images of me appear--maybe I don't exist??? Nevertheless I do steal Sam Hill when youse all are not looking B)

Shroomie....the "man" is such a gigolo, you'd never have to "steal" him. He doesn't even bother to sneak! :lol::rolleyes: It's not difficult to add an avatar if you have any jpeg pics on your computer. Be happy to 'splain. Or maybe if'n you was reeeeal nice to Gjan-nat she'd conjure up a Samatar fer you. She's a whiz at that stuphhh! ;)

flourgirl Apprentice

Ahem! Memememmeememeeeeeee(pretend there are musical notes, here. Phorgot where they are) :P

THE SAM HILL MANHEAD SONG

"Just a gigolo, everywhere I go

People know the part I'm playing.

Pay for every dance, selling you romance,

Oohhhh, what they're saying.

There will come a day, when youth will pass away.

What'll they say about me?

When the end comes, I know

I was just a gigolo.

Life goes on without me.....

Cause....

I ain't go no body! :P

Nobody cares for me, cares for me

I'm so sad and lonely

Won't somebody come and take a chance with me

Cause I ain't so bad"

:lol::lol:

ranger Enthusiast

missin Sam Hill soooooooooo bad. I'm sorry for every rotten thing I've said obout Him..Sam, come back home to mama.

Love the song. Got the noots here.

For everyone packing and lkeaving I will be living viciously with you. But, I have to stay home and babysit the cobwebs. Later

Sleezen

DingoGirl Enthusiast

just WHO is reigning monarch here now? Is it Geoss, of the Buttered Ice Cream?

GEOSS - I DEMAND that you DEMAND avs of Shroomie and Sleezen AT ONCE :lol:

We need to see our peeps!

HEYYYY!!! *I'M* SOMEONE!!! Bin up fer hours!!! (5:30...yuk!) Got the day off an account of possible severe weather (didn't need us all there), but make up for it next week! <_<

I LOVE it when people say "on account of" - reminds me of The Beav (Leave it to Beaver, not Beaverly) :lol:

I don't have a Sam Hill avatar because I don't have an avatar No images of me appear--maybe I don't exist??? Nevertheless I do steal Sam Hill when youse all are not looking B)

This must be changed at once, Shroome. We needs to see ya, Lady.

No butter for my ice cream, thanx. I used to love butter....but can barely stand the smell of it these days.

:o WHOT!?? sometimes in bed at night I just eat crackers with....butter on them

:ph34r:

and that, my friends, is the precise reason I am sure I cannot lose my 8 pounds :huh:

For everyone packing and lkeaving I will be living viciously with you. But, I have to stay home and babysit the cobwebs. Later

Sleezen

*snorkle* :lol: Sleezen cracks me up

OMG - the clouds are leaving.....just a slightly grEy sky with LOTS of humidity and about 100 degrees - lot like TexAss, eh Padt? <_<

jerseyangel Proficient
GEOSS - I DEMAND that you DEMAND avs of Shroomie and Sleezen AT ONCE :lol:

We need to see our peeps!

I second this demand :P

"On account of" :lol: The Beav use to say it like this: "On accounta" :lol: :lol:

ranger Enthusiast

About a picture of me. I don't pornogfaph well - kinda always look half dazed ( maybe I am). And, I have no idea how to do it. The only pic of me is on my Facebook page, but my daughter did it and I don't know how. In that pic, I'm holding my - ready - great grandson! God, that hurts to say! Because I'm only 27. But, I would love to see that pic with SHM on my lap. What a turn on that would be! I could honestly say I dried and went to heaven!

Speekin of my assless wonder ( which no one is) my boobs went the way of my ass. Does anyone have them? I NEED them back. I'm a woman stuck in a wrinkly, krinkly 12 year old boys body.

Do I have to buy them? I know who's got my ass. Now - WHO TOOK MY BOOBS?

psawyer Proficient
Just WHO is reigning monarch here now? Is it Geoss, of the Buttered Ice Cream?

Jess is indeed the current Kween of the Psillies. :)

curlyfries Contributor
Speekin of my assless wonder ( which no one is) my boobs went the way of my ass. Does anyone have them? I NEED them back. I'm a woman stuck in a wrinkly, krinkly 12 year old boys body.

Do I have to buy them? I know who's got my ass. Now - WHO TOOK MY BOOBS?

Girl........we really need to talk! :P

I'd swear you wuz describing me!

Oooh! Someone.....was it you, Soozle?..........posted boobs you can buy. I'm gonna look for em and get back witcha ;)

PS..........have you heard about our club? The IBTC........The Itty Bitty Titty Committee:lol:.....I'm the founder B)

curlyfries Contributor

AHA!!!!.....Here it is!.........only it doesn't give any info on how to get em :(

Open Original Shared Link

....and I do believe it was me dd who got my boobs......not ones like mine.......the ones I oughta have! :angry: She's got enough for both of us......I thought I taught her to share!

ranger Enthusiast

Aha! Prouph! God himself does not want me to have an ass or boobs. When I clicked on that link, it said that it didn't exist! I bet it does for everyone else and all kinds of peeps are gaily buying boobs and asses..I'll just have to keep stuffing the kleenecks in the old bra. Do I have body metamorphisis syndrome? Quite Possibly.

5' 4" 86 lbs at lowest Have gained 10 lbs. since going fluten-gree

You?

JillianLindsay Enthusiast

I have been a life time member of the IBTC! My little sister has had bigger boobs than me since she hit puberty (I'm 3 years older) and I lost even more when I got sick! I'm back up to a healthy weight (5'3" 120lbs of muscle from all the sports ;)) but my boobs decided not to return... have I done something to offend them? Or maybe they were gluten boobs and I'll never see them again!

curlyfries Contributor

Hmmmm......I clicked on it and it works for me <_<

Oh.....we're giving actual stats now?

Well...............I'll say this much..........

I'm 5' 8", so I weigh a bit more than you.........lost over 50 pounds, along wif me boobs and arse.........and, yeah........look like a 12 yr old boy :ph34r:

Quite a bit of loose, wrinkly skin, but luckily it's slowly tightening up. I've gained a little back, which actually looks a little better......got some shape to me thighs, now!

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