The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[psawyer]

I swear, I'm loosin it

You'll find it again soon enough.

[DingoGirl]

Crab Sumphin

newest band name!

and openers will be:

The Wee Sweet Soozles

:lol:

'night sills! off to bed - the babies are already in there must go torture the Kit and make him get in bed wif us

[mushroom]

Just had one recently. No biggy......'ceptin mine showed I have osteopenia

Booh on dat; mine showed I was living a charmed life

or perhaps all those lost socks?

....no, wait..........Sleezle is usin those! ...........or was that tissues?

I knew there was someone on this earth who was consuming them all. Pseriously, how could one lose socks in a 2-br condo??

Pseriously! That's why God must be a woman!

can you imagine the thought process when she created man?

Can you imagine a b%$@#ier thing to do than that? Saddled with dose appendages dangling down forevver?

I have the poifect solution!.......You simply must visit Nik.....she can iron anything!

....and there is no such thing as an ugly psilly.........we is alll bee-you-tee phul!

Note to self in notebook: Go visit Nik for pressing two weeks from now. Wonder if de voltage is de same?

Max loved the tuna, did not care for the salmon. I believe I've eaten more fish this week then in the last month - and I eat a lot of fish. I think he's put on a half pound or so (maddeningly slow).

Lyle's back gums are infected. He's on antibiotics and pain meds. Gotta bring him back in when the infections down for a recheck.

He's really likin' the tramadol.

Poor wee Max, but glad he's liking de fish; and Lyle's wackled out on Tramadol

I just did THE stoopidest thing.....made a lil dessert of yogurt, blueberries and nuts. Went to sprinkle on some cinnamon and grabbed the garlic power instead. Tried to scrape it off and then mix it really well--didn't work, actually almost made me gag.

That'll teach me to pay attention to what I'm doing

Right ingredient, wrong recipe

Lost all me wackle today with two doctor visits!!, a boob sqeezin', a financial consultant consultation, a Starbucks coffee with no orange cake (all out, dey says), a Tj's session, and me head is hurtin'. Mebbe tomorra folks!

[nikki-uk]

Oh Em--it all sounds perfect! <sniff> A Weeping Fruitless Mulberry--kinda rolls nicely off the tongue (you may want to say it whilst looking into the mirror when you get a chance ) and it's no accident that it was there, hiding in Toronto, until you could find it for yer dad.

Love it!!!! Looking forward to the pics.

Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GUYS!!...bare wıth me - strange Turkısh keyboard (what ıs theır alphabet? )

GADS - slıghty traumatic journey caused by Alş (<---not rıght but approprıate ) CONSTANT vomıttıng

..never seen owt lıke ıt - but he,s ok now.

Nıght flıghts are EVIL

Today I learn that Kes means delete

Jess, hope Max pıcks up soon poor kıtteh :-(

We have adopted the tınıest wee kıtten - Al has named her Zoe - there are many litters of adorable Turkısh kıttehs here & I want to brıng them ALL home.

Wee Zoe sleeps wıth DC & eats much chıcken

Glorıous wevah, very nıce hotel and some fab restaurants ...... tonıght DC & I have pre ordered a sea food platter ...slıghty askeert of prawns bıgger than kittehs!!!

Learnıng to sleep through the 5.00am pray call (we are next to a mosque )

Is thıs a cyber postcard??? ...... ıf so, I must also add that we,ll be goıng to the local market on Sat, and a trıp ınto Antalya on Frı

OH... and there are FAN-****-IN TASTIC local ruıns....apparently where Anthony once met Cleopatra ....pıcs wıll follow on FB

Sharıng me tıme wıv dc here so must go..... .hope all sılls are phıne & dandy!

[Jestgar]

A sillacious postcard from Nik! Too cool.

[elye]

There's Toikish Nik!

ANOTHER KITTEH? Dear gawd - - that must bring it to, what, nine cats er sumfin'?

Um, what is that big, strange, black, somewhat rude and ominous-looking message box in POeter's last post, near the bottom of the last page? How does this type of thing get there? Perhaps it is Mr. Crab introducing himself after youse guys were bandying his name about last eve..... ... ...

Perhaps I am the only one who can see it. . .. ......

And what would THAT mean??.. . . . ....

Today I learn that Kes means delete

This, somehow, is very phunnee. . . . ... . ...I will use this li'l micro-word from now on.

"All right! Kes those filthy clothes off your bedroom floor! Make 'em disappear, kid!"

.....Crap....... . incredible.....most of me boobage has been kessed, and has been cut and pasted onto Jyahgnutt.....

[jerseyangel]

Gonna try this again--me computer decided to "configure updates" as I was phinishing up me post

Anywoo--Toikish Nik!! (love that) Braving a strange, foreign keyboard to connect wif yer Sillies Glad Al is pheeling better--poor thing. And wee chicken lovin' Zoe!!!!

Have phun and we'll see ya soon.

I saw the black box in PeOter's post last night......can you cut and paste an image right into a post? Either that, or it's a special Oracle trick.

Wish I could kes these annoying hiccups

Sorry bout yer wackl day yesterday, Shroomie......hope today is much better

The Wee Sweet Soozles !!!!! A blast from the sillie past

[ranger]

I'm so conphused and calligurally deficent.

There are 55 of you with crabs? or...

Are 55 cillicats sick?

Is someone posting from Turkey, or eating turkey.. On Thanksgiving, my vege sister has tophurkey!

I'm missing sompin.

I do know this. I ate a banana and some grapes, and did NOT put garlic powder in them.

Maybe, I'll just stare at this screen and see if any of it makes cents.

Sooozen

[Mtndog]

Did Nikki post from Toikey? What is in Pieter's post and how did it get there- is PIeter calling us dickwads? What can it mean?

Jess- I want yer kittehs healthy now! MEOW! Suzzle- Your av is great! He looks like he's just about to be mischievious!!!!

Suzzle- Nekkid again- I figured that would be Nikkers on some nekkid beach in Toikey?

Em- I LOVE the tree av!!!!!!!!!!! It's awesome! I want to come sit under it and read!

Oh, crap, Jyesss, just do what I do..... .. . . .Let the thumb sizes be the deciding factor.........

You must call them back, ask for measurements! Also, if they have a cute butt to crack- verrrryyy important. If the butt is cute, the crack is tolerable!

Here you go.....all is not lost:

http://layoder.files.wordpress.com/2008/11...utt-posters.webp

BWA hah ha!!!!!!!

That picture just cracks me up!

Excellent- it CRACKS you up :lol:

or perhaps all those lost socks?

....no, wait..........Sleezle is usin those! ...........or was that tissues?

Is Suze stuffing her bra AGAIN? :lol:

got nowt else - eating dinner - _{smoked a clove} and guess what, they are no longer allowed in this country, after September (thank you, Obama) and so........my secret/closet smoking habit is over!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stock up NOW baby! That's weird- why will they be illegal? What about all those Middle Eastern restaurants where you can smoke them and hooka pipes? I don't smoke them but what if I wanted to? Harumph! Michigan here I come (not to smoke but to sell and make lots of $$$$$$ from my organic weed :lol:

[Mtndog]

Ooops- saw Nik's Toikish postcard..........cyber post card! But Al's vomiting? Boo! Anatalya is one of my dream trips! I think I should become someone who gets to travel for free! Coffee, tea or me?

Also meant to say, "Emily's back and there's gonna be trouble!"

[ranger]

Hillbilly 101

necked...devoid of clothing

neckin....kissin and huggin-not all its CRACKED up to be

Peder, are we all on crack?

I udderstand that I can get a full body press. Do I have to make an appt.? My knees are the worse. I was going to get a series of lifts - starting at the knees and working my way up to the forehead. So many lifts, so little time.

The gas man is coming to fix my meter. I'll let you know if he's anything like that fool-figured plumber. That pic really jiggled my jogle! Phloated the phloozy within.

Sluze the phlooz

[celiac-mommy]

So yeah, I've been lurking, reading and giggling with/at;) you all for a while, but not sure I can keep up with you Somethin happened to me last night, I thought you may appreciate, if you can visualize the perdicament I found myself in....

Found a mouse in the house-GROSS, in the kids' playroom-more GROSSER

Bought those glue traps because the damn mouse managed to get into the "humane" traps and ate all the peanut butter without the door closing

Decided to spoon a dollop of PB in the middle of the glue trap to entice the little bugger

4y/o son crying-don't kill the mouse, I want to keep him

8y/o dd, cheering me on-KILL the mouse, hahahaha (insert eeevil laugh)

I try to spoon on the PB, the spoon gets stuck the the glue trap, I try to pry it off, my hand gets stuck to the trap, PB falls and globs onto the carpet, now trying to get hand AND spoon of the trap, trap hits the wall and gets stuck to that, I'm laughing like a looney, I can't physically STOP laughing, I'm now stuck to the wall...

DD is laughing

DS is crying and runs from the room, NOT clearing the doorway where I have placed another trap, now the stupid thing is stuck to HIS foot and he's running around screaming

I'm CRYING now, I can't stop laughing

I think I'm a bad mom!

[psawyer]

Um, what is that big, strange, black, somewhat rude and ominous-looking message box in POeter's last post, near the bottom of the last page? How does this type of thing get there?

Box, what box? I don't see any box.

Actually, that is a linked image. Until very recently, they were prohibited on this board, but Scott has enabled the capability.

[img=http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/internetdickwad.webp]

That is just a phunny thing I saw on another board a while back. I wasn't thinking of anybody among us as a dickwad...just that it wuz phunny.

[mimommy]

So yeah, I've been lurking, reading and giggling with/at;) you all for a while, but not sure I can keep up with you Somethin happened to me last night, I thought you may appreciate, if you can visualize the perdicament I found myself in....

Found a mouse in the house-GROSS, in the kids' playroom-more GROSSER

Bought those glue traps because the damn mouse managed to get into the "humane" traps and ate all the peanut butter without the door closing

Decided to spoon a dollop of PB in the middle of the glue trap to entice the little bugger

4y/o son crying-don't kill the mouse, I want to keep him

8y/o dd, cheering me on-KILL the mouse, hahahaha (insert eeevil laugh)

I try to spoon on the PB, the spoon gets stuck the the glue trap, I try to pry it off, my hand gets stuck to the trap, PB falls and globs onto the carpet, now trying to get hand AND spoon of the trap, trap hits the wall and gets stuck to that, I'm laughing like a looney, I can't physically STOP laughing, I'm now stuck to the wall...

DD is laughing

DS is crying and runs from the room, NOT clearing the doorway where I have placed another trap, now the stupid thing is stuck to HIS foot and he's running around screaming

I'm CRYING now, I can't stop laughing

I think I'm a bad mom!

Well, welcome aboard C-Mom! And what a grand entrance, too, I might add

Your mouscapades sound like fodder for an AFV clip. So what happened next--hubby came home and found you all glued together as one unit, stuck to the wall?

[jerseyangel]

Actually, that is a linked image.

I still say fancy Oracle trick.....

[psawyer]

Interesting news item about Open Original Shared Link It sounds like the yak wasn't silly.

[celiac-mommy]

Well, welcome aboard C-Mom! And what a grand entrance, too, I might add

Your mouscapades sound like fodder for an AFV clip. So what happened next--hubby came home and found you all glued together as one unit, stuck to the wall?

Nope, he'd be the one standing on a chair squeeling like a girl while his dd and I try to get rid of the mice. Ds wants the mice as pets--wonder what hubby would do if I got ds a pet mouse..... That may be funny!

[elye]

I do know this. I ate a banana and some grapes, and did NOT put garlic powder in them.

I have been known to sprinkle garlic on most anything under me nose...... . ...apple slices, peanut butter......even ice cream.... ...... ..and, of course, the errant vampire that visits on occasion....... . . .

If the butt is cute, the crack is tolerable!

Vital words to live by. This should be on a bumper sticker.

Peder, are we all on crack?

Struck me, somehow, as most phunnee.. . . . . ...

Good individual to whom one should bring all one's queries. He is our Oracle, after all.....

Sewzhinn has a gas-man comin'! You are relatively new, here, Soo - - please check out the size of his thumbs, and report back. A man's thumb is between a third to a half the length of his penis. So, we are always curiously aware of men around our homes, and discuss them here when they have left.

I try to spoon on the PB, the spoon gets stuck the the glue trap, I try to pry it off, my hand gets stuck to the trap, PB falls and globs onto the carpet, now trying to get hand AND spoon of the trap, trap hits the wall and gets stuck to that, I'm laughing like a looney, I can't physically STOP laughing, I'm now stuck to the wall...

DS is crying and runs from the room, NOT clearing the doorway where I have placed another trap, now the stupid thing is stuck to HIS foot and he's running around screaming

Raye-chehll!

Box, what box? Actually, that is a linked image. Until very recently, they were prohibited on this board, but Scott has enabled the capability.

[img=http://www.penny-arcade.com/docs/internetdickwad.webp]

That is just a phunny thing I saw on another board a while back. I wasn't thinking of anybody among us as a dickwad...just that it wuz phunny.

OMG......I thought this crazy black box was an infiltration of some hostile force.....and it was only POeter, actually doing Oracle things within his own post! Actually, it is a very phunnee box, and verrrrrrry true. Dickwads now have a whole new arena to hone their craft with the internet.. . ...

[elye]

HEY! Rachelle . . ....... ....did you happen to notice your POST COUNT when you just came into this thread? Gah! We tend to take big numbers fairly pseriously 'round here. The fact that your 1,000th post was in Psillyville means that you are now contractually bound to get involved here, to post frequently, and you are now legally obligated to make us all larf loud, long and regularly.

Um, and there's the deluge of fluids. . . ........someone wanna take it from here?

[ranger]

Welcome c-mom, I'm new 2. You'll have to unlearn you spelling skills!

Allright. The gas man cometh. He was a tall well dressed well spoken black man with med thumbs. I WAS SO DISSAPOINTED! I wanted to see a phatty, phlumply ass crack. I craved that phlabbi envision! I wanted to see humangously large thumbs! So much for my wants and needs. Now, all I have to look at is the pornoghaph of him, or the despicable SHM, who is apparently "involintary" With all of you. I'm going to the garden to pout and cry and screem "WHY ME" Why can't I have a working man with a phluhgphy ass crack?

Oh, wait a min- I do, and he'll be home from work soon, so I gotta go make it look like I did somethin today (other than fantasize about other men).

Still Sleezy After All These Years

[celiac-mommy]

HEY! Rachelle . . ....... ....did you happen to notice your POST COUNT when you just came into this thread? Gah! We tend to take big numbers fairly pseriously 'round here. The fact that your 1,000th post was in Psillyville means that you are now contractually bound to get involved here, to post frequently, and you are now legally obligated to make us all larf loud, long and regularly.

Um, and there's the deluge of fluids. . . ........someone wanna take it from here?

Wow, 1,000 posts, and now I'm stuck here I will try my bestest. As fir the pspelling, I will have to enter slowly-you have no ideer how many words I tried to misspell and had to fix, I'm a bit OCD-maybe this will be my therapy

Deluge of fluids--Um, someone get a towel, i'm not fond of the wet spot

[celiac-mommy]

A man's thumb is between a third to a half the length of his penis. So, we are always curiously aware of men around our homes, and discuss them here when they have left.

How did I not know this???? Next year during the Portland annual Naked Bike Ride, I will have to do some inspectin!

[elye]

Why can't I have a working man with a phluhgphy ass crack?

GAH! Sewzhin, methinks you've been drinking with Jyessss.. . .......

[Judyin Philly]

Hi

Sorry we have been showing the house non stop so can't get on the computer

trying to post but computer keeps locking and losing my posts.

43 agents have been through and 14 showings since the MLS went up on Thursday nite.

no offers yet that we know of

open house Sunday 2-4

Max still isn't eating.

I hope he's better

havent' read the last 4 pages tho

WE GOT A TREE!!!!!!!!!!

love your tree choice Em

. Well, the first time Mom got on this thang, she tilted back, and her huge boobs came crashing onto her windpipe, then her chin and mouth. She was likely smothering to death -- could not even scream.......fortunately, my dad wandered into the room and managed to push her upright.

Dear gawd......to have such problems. . . . . . . ....

We were commenting on how this scenario would certainly be on the list of The Five Most Humiliating Positions To Be Discovered After Sudden Death.

good god ouly you em.

love Judy

Goooood morning, gang!

All right, we have exhausted the subject of trans-vaginal ultra-sounds here. I have another proceedure, equally invasive but likely not as undignified, to bring up and on which to get feedback: the infamous bone scan.

Who's had one? This will likely be happening here -- my foot is not improving to my satisfaction (um, haven't been resting it enough, it would seem ), so I believe this is the next step.

Crap, don't like this idea -- radioactive material coursing through me, attaching to me bones?? Hell. . . . . ......

Well, if ya got breasts like me mom, you just might be able to not only sleep, but drift into unconsciousness.... . . . . .....

[elye]

Hi, Jooooodie! Wow! Your house is action-packed! Fantastic -- it will be sold by the end of the week, I just know it.. . . . ..