The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[curlyfries]

Since I've resently turned Rushin, you will forever be known as my Czarest JNloeska Almay Phlobunnidiev. The gown, cape, and tilapia are about the same, but the risk of being behinded is much greater as Rusha is a much grater and cheesier country. Your country, I'm thinking America, for sure has it's fairy share of queens, also, but they tend to mitigate to the larger cities, making it much less likely for a behinding for you. And, if you are Bratish, we all know that Henry behinded his wife (how do we know, the Beetles told us so). So, carry on with you ingratitude and multiplicity and "LONG LIVE THE CZAREST"

Your Drunkin Rushin Savant

Sleezvana Vulgarakov

I could've swore, when Sleezen Sleezvana first came on the scene, she said she had nowt funny in her

Congrats to our cinammon-bun-bun queen!

[JNBunnie1]

I could've swore, when Sleezen Sleezvana first came on the scene, she said she had nowt funny in her

Congrats to our cinammon-bun-bun queen!

I know, that was frikkin hilarious.

Thanks!!!

Um, I thought I was the royal cook. So, like, who's gonna do it now that I'm qweenus officinalus?

Oh, and don't worry about the jester. My boyfriend pointed his 303 at his head, and he dropped the robe and hasn't gone near it since. Jester's in the kitchen doing the dishes. I think he may be traumatized..... He's still naked......

[Jestgar]

. I think he may be traumatized..... He's still naked......

Could you verify the thumb thing for us then?

[curlyfries]

I could've swore, when Sleezen Sleezvana first came on the scene, she said she had nowt funny in her

Quoting meself, but just had a thought.......

methinks she's had a few too many Russians!?

[JNBunnie1]

Could you verify the thumb thing for us then?

Well, he's not exactly.... excited.... right now, and I thought the thumb rule applied to -um- the 'full extension' of the appendage in question?

Anyway, we got him some clothes. Now he can bring the robe down to the cleaners.... I need some stuff from the grocery, anyway.

He's started to grumble about this gig not being very funny.....

[psawyer]

According to an article in today's paper, a building in the Toronto area has a problem with someone peeing in the lobby. The building manager has picked up on a particular characteristic of the perp and Open Original Shared Link

It's hard to see if he also has short thumbs.

[jerseyangel]

According to an article in today's paper, a building in the Toronto area has a problem with someone peeing in the lobby. The building manager has picked up on a particular characteristic of the perp and Open Original Shared Link

It's hard to see if he also has short thumbs.

[jerseyangel]

It's hard to see if he also has short thumbs.

Wait a minute.....do you think they need me av to help figure that out?

[elye]

Quoting meself, but just had a thought.......

methinks she's had a few too many Russians!?

White ones, at that.... . . ..

Well, he's not exactly.... excited.... right now, and I thought the thumb rule applied to -um- the 'full extension' of the appendage in question?

I was wondering if this ratio pertained to Penile in Full Extension, or At Ease......there was no explanatory disclaimer with this factoid when it was read by The Ripper in whatever scientific journal he had his nose in at the time.

I'm thinking it's a third when things are fully extended, and a half when relaxed.

Who can we ask? Shall I start a new thread on this very question?

Buhneee, there is also The Bugler to keep watch of... ........that funny little guy with the horn - - he likes to trumpet away when you come in and out yer front door, and can be quite a distraction when he starts blowing out the Coronation Reprisal when you enter the grocery store, or the gym, doctor's office . .. . ..........(watch for him at yer hotel!).....

Wait a minute.....do you think they need me av to help figure that out?

Yes! Patteigh....send yer av to the Globe and Mail!

[DingoGirl]

CONGRATS QWEEN BUNNEIGH THE BUNMAKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ilya Petrovich Sawyerichoff:

Slutvana Elya Doushelovski

OMG DID she say she had no psilly, when she arrived? my gawd, Slutvana's the phunniest one

What does this word mean? To vacuum. Is that a form of dance? I think we should call for a laziest silliyak contest with one annointed as the judge. I my have finally come up with a contest i could win. How bout it?

see, I told youse x 25

Our new Queen is lost already.

How what works?

*snarfle*

Since I've resently turned Rushin, you will forever be known as my Czarest JNloeska Almay Phlobunnidiev. The gown, cape, and tilapia are about the same, but the risk of being behinded is much greater as Rusha is a much grater and cheesier country. Your country, I'm thinking America, for sure has it's fairy share of queens, also, but they tend to mitigate to the larger cities, making it much less likely for a behinding for you. And, if you are Bratish, we all know that Henry behinded his wife (how do we know, the Beetles told us so). So, carry on with you ingratitude and multiplicity and "LONG LIVE THE CZAREST"

Your Drunkin Rushin Savant

Sleezvana Vulgarakov

OMG I don't even know where to go wif dis

Oh, and don't worry about the jester. My boyfriend pointed his 303 at his head, and he dropped the robe and hasn't gone near it since. Jester's in the kitchen doing the dishes. I think he may be traumatized..... He's still naked......

gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh lots o' psilly today - and must run!!! happy hour now - must go - - had more to say but no time

[JNBunnie1]

Buhneee, there is also The Bugler to keep watch of... ........that funny little guy with the horn - - he likes to trumpet away when you come in and out yer front door, and can be quite a distraction when he starts blowing out the Coronation Reprisal when you enter the grocery store, or the gym, doctor's office . .. . ..........(watch for him at yer hotel!).....

It's ok, the whole staff has already heard the Jester's horror story and are online looking up gluten free recipes, since the royal cook is now the royal qween, they're going to rotate kitchen duty. The bugler's on honey lemon tea duty today, as I'm quite ill with this head cold.

The Bugler knows he's not allowed anywhere near the hotel on pain of death.

Next week, he'll be on White Russian duty instead of honey lemon tea duty!!!

[flourgirl]

AWWWW HAIL! kWEEN BUN-O-MATIC!!!!

Congrats, oh Mazchokissticjestic one! Hope you pheel better soon. Have a Russhun (or 2) fer me!

Psuessle seems to be quite busy lately! Has she something going on that I didn't catch, here?

Hey Juuuude! Love love loved the Velcro site! Surely there is someone just waiting to love him. Sounds like a doll! Loved the pic of your house, too. It's so hard to leave gardens behind! Are you able to take any of it (plants, bulbs, favorite rocks) with you?

Thumbs...... Small Penii alerts (shouldn't this be a new section in the society pages in the newspapers?)

Rangeman Sloozie is a riot! Think we knead to keep her around!

Tired.....too tired to think anymore. Katch ya'all later.

[elye]

Next week, he'll be on White Russian duty instead of honey lemon tea duty!!!

Y'know, I think he is a white Russian..... . . .. . he kept playing crazy, rushed marching pieces that sounded very like Rachmoninov whilst following me about during my brief reign. . ......

[elye]

According to an article in today's paper, a building in the Toronto area has a problem with someone peeing in the lobby. The building manager has picked up on a particular characteristic of the perp and Open Original Shared Link

It's hard to see if he also has short thumbs.

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING. . .. .. . . .. . .......I saw this man at the Carnivale freak show last evening....I just know it. Couldn't figure out where I had seen him before. Yup, smallest penis. . . . . . . . ....

[JNBunnie1]

Oh!! Oh!!!

My first royal decree:

No more head colds.

I s'pose I shouldn't complain, this is a pretty mild one compared to some I've had. And hey, no sore-throat-feels-like-I'm-swallowing-glass, just mild tenderness. I couldve gone to work today, if I hadn't been concerned about giving it to all my guests, I do work with food. They tend to find the sneezing fits a tad off-putting.

[WideAwake]

Oh noze I feel myself being sucked into this fred!!! Helip!!!!

Is there mushroom for one more phunnytwitt??

[celiac-mommy]

Cood sumn pls splane ta queen ting ta mi? Me tinks I meesed somphin..

[jerseyangel]

Rae-chill--a new monarch is crowned every 100 pages. The phirst to post on the page after it phlips is the new King or Queen. I have no idea how that started....I was here but I must not have been paying attention

Wide Awake--how the heck are ya!! Welcome

Sills--how's this fer a co-inky-dink.....Mark was on the computer a phew minutes ago on a classic car website. He chose "English" as the language and got Russian !

Crosby, Stills and Nash are playing over in the park tonight--don't pheel up to going. Pheel phlugh like

But still sillie

[psawyer]

Rae-chill--a new monarch is crowned every 100 pages. The phirst to post on the page after it phlips is the new King or Queen. I have no idea how that started....I was here but I must not have been paying attention

Crosby, Stills and Nash are playing over in the park tonight--don't pheel up to going.

I'll post about the monarchy in a moment.

Crosby, Stills and Nash are playing in my ears as I post this, from the Woodstock 40th Anniversary compact disc set (disc 6 track 2). Marrakesh Express. Coincidences or what?

Originally posted "C D" but no, there is not a 40th Anniversary celiac disease.

[WideAwake]

Wide Awake--how the heck are ya!! Welcome

Phanks!!!! Just a newbie at being a sillyak so figgered I would give my brane a brake from all the sillyak reserching!! Lafter is a good mede sin!!!!

[psawyer]

A bit of silly history, for the newbies.

This thread was started almost three years ago by Richard (TriticusToxicum). It took more than a year to reach 200 pages, at which point the phirst poster on page 200, Bev (Mntdog) was declared to be the Queen of the Sillies (normal spelling was still in effect). Since then, the first poster on a page which is a multiple of 100 becomes the King or Queen for the next 100 pages (1,500 posts).

I joined the group on page 327 in November of 2007, with a post about Amanda's honeymoon.

What are the newlyweds doing?

Well, it has been over 26 years since we were newlyweds, and I remember what we were doing, but nobody was taking any pictures of it.

Members have come and gone since then, but there are a lot of us who have been here for a long time.

The history of the monarchy, as it happened, is as follows:

Monarch ... Crowned .. Reign

----------------------------

Richard . 29-Sep-2006 . 374

Beverly . 08-Oct-2007 .. 19

Amanda .. 27-Oct-2007 .. 37

Tom ..... 03-Dec-2007 .. 32

Jess .... 04-Jan-2008 .. 26

Sarah ... 30-Jan-2008 .. 27

Tom ..... 26-Feb-2008 .. 31

Jess .... 28-Mar-2008 .. 38

Peter ... 05-May-2008 .. 29

Emily ... 03-Jun-2008 .. 31

Nikki ... 04-Jul-2008 .. 34

Susie ... 07-Aug-2008 .. 28

Janet ... 04-Sep-2008 .. 33

Erica ... 07-Oct-2008 .. 31

Jacquie . 07-Nov-2008 .. 34

Amanda .. 11-Dec-2008 .. 35

Susie ... 15-Jan-2009 ... 2*

Lisa H .. 17-Jan-2009 .. 29

Nikki ... 15-Feb-2009 .. 36

Patti ... 23-Mar-2009 .. 42

Rachel .. 04-May-2009 .. 51

Jess .... 24-Jun-2009 .. 65

Julie A . 28-Aug-2009 ... ?

*Go to page 1700 and read on to understand the quick turnover.

Due to some posts having been deleted from the thread, you will see a different version if you go to the hundred-multiple pages. The chronology reflects the ascensions as they happened.

If you read the whole thread:

1. You need to get a life (I did read the whole thing when it was 327 pages);

2. You will understand about parades, the yeti, and the Royal Courtiers;

3. You will realize that we will talk about ANYTHING here, and there is never TMI;

4. You will still not understand our obsessive need to discuss private body parts.

Welcome to all the newbies! This is a safe, phun place to hang out.

[blueeyedmanda]

According to an article in today's paper, a building in the Toronto area has a problem with someone peeing in the lobby. The building manager has picked up on a particular characteristic of the perp and Open Original Shared Link

It's hard to see if he also has short thumbs.

I promise I wasn't peeing in the lobby...I cannot guarentee that I didn't pee in a parking garage last winter since I couldnt hold it any longer......

Crosby, Stills and Nash are playing over in the park tonight--don't pheel up to going. Pheel phlugh like

But still sillie

I love CSN and my fave song is Love the One You're With...Pheel Better Patti

I joined the group on page 327 in November of 2007, with a post about Amanda's honeymoon.

OMG Peoter my honeymoon was almost 2 yrs ago and we are still going strong!!!!

Wonder how Sarah has been...its been a year now..... Hope she is well

[mushroom]

Whell, I must say it's real nice of you pholks to phill in the new newbies on all the stuff it took me hundreds of pages to phigger out when I phirst came on bord In phact, while we're about it, is Sven Knickers' personal trainer or does he make her svoon, or bofe? She sure does a lot of svenning

Welcome to our new bun kwean, she of de cinammon and hunney. Long may she rain and soon may she stop dripping :rolleyes '

We cannot hav a drippy kwean!

Welcome also to our new WideAwake member who has the temerity to venture into these waters after only 13 posts. Such bravery, such fooolishness (we hope).

"I promise I wasn't peeing in the lobby...I cannot guarentee that I didn't pee in a parking garage last winter since I couldnt hold it any longer...... sad.gif " Now, Amanda, wot's your excuse? you could not have been preggers way back den! Sorry, dat was in very bad taste (smacks da norty hands wot wrote dat), because I really am so sorry for your loss; it is always heartbreaking to be so hopeful and have those hopes dashed... But Patti? Jess? had it right; just a little angel preparing the way, so beautiful, those thoughts. It will come

[celiac-mommy]

Rae-chill--a new monarch is crowned every 100 pages.

I'll post about the monarchy in a moment.

Danka P

[Judyin Philly]

Still have pages to read.

shoot

did em put a photo of the mullberry tree up?

I don't think I've ever heard the sentiment put more beautifully. It's very true, Amanda.

agree......Jess can though again

it was after the second loss for us that Jason arrived.

praying hard for ya sister

Nice summary.

Oh Joodles! I should have answered before, I was whining about not having a dog because I'm allergic to everything with fur. Someday I'll be able to afford one of those hair dogs that don't have fur, but I refuse to get a hairless cat. Those aren't cats, they're oversized rodents. I wish I could take your cat, I love cats.

I'm off to post my recipe for the cinnamon buns.

Rangey Suzen, he's blowing things UP, not blowing them!!! It's a video game you psillie!

looking forward to the recipe........and a time in the kitchen ALONE where people arent' looking in all my drawers...................

Agree those hairless cats are creepy as can be.

ha rodents for sure

might have a home with a cousin in Ohio who just had a liver transplant and is recoperating

and not able to work.

When and ..................if we sell the beast...................we'll head to Ohio and we can give him to her.

God it will be hard but she'll love him and give him the time to adjust he'll need.

nite all

2 showings tomorrow

open house Sunday

and showing on Monday 6-7 PM ..............hate that time

will catch up on all the lost pages asap