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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Good Phriday evenin' all B)

Already had me wine wif dinner :lol:

Sorry bout the glutening, Slavinska :( Hope it doesn't last long.

Judith--crapola going on over there fer sure! :angry: You are not stuck wif her--we have had to fire two realtors and it can be done. Unfortunate, but sometimes circumstances call fer it. We have a phab guy in PA--anytime you want I'll make a fone call ;)

Who mentioned Phastphorward? Slavinska? Mark and I are so hooked, too. He isn't a big TV watcher (unlike moi :P ), and he really likes PhPh. <----Hee! PhPh....get it? :lol:

Soozle!!! Deux parts!! :D Missed you! Speaking of Philly and sillie spelling.....their baseball team mascot is called the Philly Phanatic! Spelled just like that :lol: Gotta love it :D

George Carlin.....we saw him live on stage back in the 70's. Phunny guy :rolleyes:

So nice to see a phlurry of posts here tonight :wub:

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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PeOter....where are you???? I wanna know how you got that cute cat/moon thingy in yer signiture :o

I want a cute thingy in me sig...... :rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I am here, not over the moon. Jacquie has collected dozens of small phunny images onto our photobucket page. The cat on the moon is just one of them. I put a link using the biggrin2.gif

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We started on a big makeover at the store today. Most of it is now done. We moved over seventy feet of shelf space and rebuilt two 8-foot units of racking. There are two now-empty six-foot shelf units to rework tomorrow.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hee!! Look at me sig :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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'Mornin', Peepies!

headin' out fer a run.. . . ....got lots to quote after the phlurry of posts last eve....

Charles is proving to be a marvelous runner. He was an insane puller on the leash, rather unsure and a bit frightened (likely never been ON a leash whilst in heinous apartment :angry::angry: ), but with that brilliant, intuitive poodle mind, he has caught on in a couple of days and now walks or trots beside Elsie, in Gus's spot. :wub::) .......but a bit :( , too... . . ....

Be back!

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Whut in the heck WAS that????? :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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'Mornin', Peepies!

headin' out fer a run.. . . ....got lots to quote after the phlurry of posts last eve....

Charles is proving to be a marvelous runner. He was an insane puller on the leash, rather unsure and a bit frightened (likely never been ON a leash whilst in heinous apartment :angry::angry: ), but with that brilliant, intuitive poodle mind, he has caught on in a couple of days and now walks or trots beside Elsie, in Gus's spot. :wub::) .......but a bit :( , too... . . ....

Be back!

This is so sweet Em :wub: ....but obviously slightly tempered by missing Gus {{{hugs}}}

Whut in the heck WAS that????? :lol:

I dunno T :unsure: - but he's veeerrry flexible :lol:

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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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I dunno T :unsure: - but he's veeerrry flexible :lol:

Seriously creepifying.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I dunno T :unsure: - but he's veeerrry flexible :lol:

Seriously creepifying.

I canna open this! But whot in hell .. . . ......a creepy, flexible man. . ........

Richard Simmons??

Um, well, he's creepy. . ...... . ..and active....dunno about flexible.... . ...

Trying to picture RS's body contorting, flipping, legs behind head. . . ....

:huh:

:blink:

Um. ..... . ...if that's what this youtube clip features, I believe that there is a sound reason for me not being able to view it... . .....I would never be prepared for this..... . .. ...

:lol:

ranger Enthusiast
ranger
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Got nuttin. Still sick from yesterdays glutening, but didn't smoke. Nuttin funny today. How ya all doing?

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Got nuttin. Still sick from yesterdays glutening, but didn't smoke. Nuttin funny today. How ya all doing?

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Mourning the inevitability that I will have to go back to just meat and veggies.............no sauces, pasta, grains, sugars in any form :(

I think I can keep me cheese, though :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Argh Leishgh.....sorry you can't keep the phoods :angry: Cheese is good, though :P

Hee! Sills--I used the saying "how in hell" today, only I said HIH! :lol: I just love it when me sillie comes out in the real world :D

It's a dreary, rainy day here.....me hair is beyond phrizzy! <_< Pseriously considering having it straightened again :ph34r: Betwix the humidity and now the drizzleys, I'm at me wits end wif this mop! :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Sil-lies....I'm all alone here talkin to meselph :unsure:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Sil-lies....I'm all alone here talkin to meselph :unsure:

Here I am!!!! We just went to a chocolate shop that's all gluten and dairy free and organic. The chocolate is HEAVEN. We got a whole pound of assorted handmade for only 20 bucks. I also picked up a stainless steel cookie sheet at the mall.

We're about to go check out a band that my boyfriend's friend is in. I might even have a glass of wine!!! :o

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Here I am!!!! We just went to a chocolate shop that's all gluten and dairy free and organic. The chocolate is HEAVEN. We got a whole pound of assorted handmade for only 20 bucks. I also picked up a stainless steel cookie sheet at the mall.

We're about to go check out a band that my boyfriend's friend is in. I might even have a glass of wine!!! :o

Have phun tonight, Bunnie and definately have some wine :D It's good fer what ails ya :P

That chocolate sounds amazing.....a whole gluten-free/dairy free chocolate shop--wow! :rolleyes:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
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Have phun tonight, Bunnie and definately have some wine :D It's good fer what ails ya :P

That chocolate sounds amazing.....a whole gluten-free/dairy free chocolate shop--wow! :rolleyes:

Yeah, with gluten/dairy free soft serve ice cream and gluten-free cones to boot! So far I've had a toffee crumble-coated chocolate disc, vanilla soft serve, and a chambord flavored caramel truffle. I'm sort of floating..... If there's any wine tonight, it'll be red.....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

I went shopping

and shopping

and shopping

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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I went shopping

and shopping

and shopping

:ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

:D:D:D

Whadidja get?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

wellll

3 t-shirts (very cute, bright colors), two button up shirts, a couple bras (boobs no longer at waistline - yay!), 3 pr comfy jammie type bottoms, heated mattress pad (wanted one for years), thingy for my computer, stuff from costco....

maybe that's it.

Only took, oh, 7 hours or so. Looking forward to a shower and snuggling into my pre-warmed bed.

and chicken feed

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
wellll

3 t-shirts (very cute, bright colors), two button up shirts, a couple bras (boobs no longer at waistline - yay!), 3 pr comfy jammie type bottoms, heated mattress pad (wanted one for years), thingy for my computer, stuff from costco....

maybe that's it.

Only took, oh, 7 hours or so. Looking forward to a shower and snuggling into my pre-warmed bed.

and chicken feed

Sounds like ya shopped till ya dropped :D The warmed bed sounds dreamy :rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Oooohhhh heated mattress pad! Now there's something that's worth shopping for!

Beautiful day yesterday!!! Sunshiny, warm and calm. Wouldn't you know I'd spend it inside. BUT....was a great dry day for carpet shampooing, window washing, cleaning bare floors. Shoulda given the cat a bath but didn't. Kranked up Blood, Sweat & Tears....and then Huey Louis! Great motivational music. Wish we could all have more days like the day I had yesterday. Used to have lots of those.....hoping for many more. BTW.....Peaches did not appreciate my choice of music.....I love the brass in the background...but she does not. Otherwise, she likes our music.... :P

My great "cricket hunter" also did not appreciate my vacuuming up all of the dismembered parts.....lets, heads.....appendage-less bodies....that she had scattered through-out the house :lol:

Off to woik.....y'all have a sun-shiny day today!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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My great "cricket hunter" also did not appreciate my vacuuming up all of the dismembered parts.....lets, heads.....appendage-less bodies....that she had scattered through-out the house :lol:

Off to woik.....y'all have a sun-shiny day today!

Bah!

Now she'll have to go get more.

elye Community Regular
elye
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G'Day, Psillies!

:lol: One o' me fave Peanuts strips:

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!

I was in.. :unsure: ...the forumless abyss for a while there!!!!!! :o

<hold me!...SCARED!>

I couldn't get on the site all day??

HIH?

Mourning the inevitability that I will have to go back to just meat and veggies.............no sauces, pasta, grains, sugars in any form :(

I think I can keep me cheese, though :)

What??? :unsure: ...why??....what's going ON over there Leese?????????

But cheese IS good- no doubt about that!

It's a dreary, rainy day here.....me hair is beyond phrizzy! <_< Pseriously considering having it straightened again Betwix the humidity and now the drizzleys, I'm at me wits end wif this mop!

Somehow I gain strength from the fact that someone, somewhere else in the world is having the same struggles as I ;)

Pseriously PadT, you don't get much more damp than England.... and I (beaten down by Decades of wrestling) decided to go with it.

My advice to you Paddeigh is ...... Be the curl, live as one

:lol:

Yeah, with gluten/dairy free soft serve ice cream and gluten-free cones to boot! So far I've had a toffee crumble-coated chocolate disc, vanilla soft serve, and a chambord flavored caramel truffle. I'm sort of floating..... If there's any wine tonight, it'll be red.....

:P

:o

:P

GADS!!!... somebody stop her!!! :lol:

wellll

3 t-shirts (very cute, bright colors)

T'is good!

two button up shirts

Nodding head in approval...

a couple bras (boobs no longer at waistline - yay!)

Wistfully wishing mine were BIG enough to hang to me waist :lol:

heated mattress pad (wanted one for years)

WHOA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Backtracking....

A heated mattress pad you say?!?!?!

OMG!!!!!!..... I have heated mattress pad ENVY!!!!!!!!!!!!

For now, I have the cats to do my pre warming <_<

BUT....was a great dry day for carpet shampooing

Any lone Dingo thoughts???? :lol:

My great "cricket hunter" also did not appreciate my vacuuming up all of the dismembered parts.....lets, heads.....appendage-less bodies....that she had scattered through-out the house

:lol:

I have a great 'spider hunter' who does the same thing!!!

Must go shopping tomorrow!..... for the brightest, most garish ensmble I can find!!!!!!

...... this month in the UK is 'breast cancer aware month'. My gym is having a charity day where you HAVE to wear something pink. (and you donate for the honoUr)

I'm thinking fluorescent pink tights (pantyhose) with leg warmers and shorts (it's ok!!..I'll have tights on!! :o )...maybe a pink tutu!!

Too much??? :lol:

EMMEL!!!!!!!!! LOVE the 'peanuts' strip.

As a kid, the first page I'd turn to in the newspaper was the cartoons to read this!!!!!!!!! ♥ (also had a toy Snoopy for waaay too long :lol: )

Enjoy the rest of your Sunday peeps!!!

T'is evening here, and the weather has definitely turned ..... nights drawing in...... <_<

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Mtndog
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Happy Sunday- just pooped in to see Charles Barkless or Sir Charles. He's a beauty and he is SO lucky to have a GREAT new family!!!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: :wub: :wub:

I think Angus needs a phriend ( a wittle or big furry fuzzy canine friend) :D

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