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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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WIH :angry:

Lost me whole post!

anyhoo.....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BEVEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here's to your good 'elf madam :D !!!!!

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LEESARGH!!!!!!!!!!!

SO pleased for Nathan!!! :D ....it's all coming together for yooz I tell ya!!

..THOROUGHLY enjoyed me 'Jack the Ripper' walk ...the guide was so theatrical :lol: , t'was phun, even moody Mart (aka DC) enjoyed it ...just love doing the whole tourist fing in London ,...I don't think we (me + my peeps) do it enough.

Gonna do another 'london walk' soon.

Only part of the eve that was a let down was when *I* had to head to the tube station wiv DC whilst the teachers all bundled off to the candlelit pub <_<Candlelit

EMMELLE...snauoghw tYres already???? :o

BTW.... me toophbrush IS blue! :blink:

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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YAHOOOOOO Lisa and Nathan!

Best news I've heard all week!!!!!!!! YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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cosmo.webp

Oh yeah...that looks tasty!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess what I got for my birfday? A sinus infection :angry: :angry: Where's King Pieter- we need him to outlaw illness on birthdays, holidays, etc (Like EVERY day!)

Me thinks that tasty drink above just might cure me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

HAPPY BIRFDAY, BEVVIE!!!!!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Nik--why is yer toofbrush blue? Did it suddenly change coloUr, er sumphin :unsure:

Ahhhh.....a candlelit pub :rolleyes: Sounds loverly--sorry you had to miss out.....

Em...I was thinkin--did you get a glimpse of the lady tech's thumbs? I was wondering if the added musculature would lead to more masculine looking unusually large ones......

I'm just so happy about Nathan!!!! :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Nik--why is yer toofbrush blue? Did it suddenly change coloUr, er sumphin :unsure:

T'was one o' Jack's phacts :lol: .......

Jack's latest phact:

Many more people, worldwide, use blue toothbrushes than red ones.

Guess what I got for my birfday? A sinus infection :angry: :angry:

BAH!! :angry:

Bev, did you keep the receipt???...... take it BACK and demand a refund or exchange for summat more appealing like ....... I dunno.... 6 cosmos and a hangover? :unsure:

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

:D:D:D:D S DNIOM RAZHDJENIAL , BEVVVVVVVEL! :D:D:D:D

This is Russian.. . . . ...makin' me think of Sluzinskia... . .....where IS she, anyways? :unsure:

So sorry about the sinuses (wait! Excuse me - -the "sini", methinks)........ :rolleyes:

Me thinks that tasty drink above just might cure me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bev, are you nuts?? You don't need no girly drink.....you need this:

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:D:D:D:D:D

Nik! Jack now knows about this tour, and has vowed that he will take it. Soon. I chortled loudly. Right. On whose dime, my dear? It ain't down the block! :rolleyes:

Em...I was thinkin--did you get a glimpse of the lady tech's thumbs? I was wondering if the added musculature would lead to more masculine looking unusually large ones......

Dear gawd.. . . .......I dinna check..... . .... :unsure: ... . .. . .... .wonder whot it means if WOMEN have huge thumbs? That they are in the global minority, and use red toothbrushes? :huh:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
T'was one o' Jack's phacts :lol: .......

:lol: OMGawd....me 'ead is like a sieve! :lol:

Bev, did you keep the receipt???...... take it BACK and demand a refund or exchange for summat more appealing like ....... I dunno.... 6 cosmos and a hangover? :unsure:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yeah Bev, I hope you kept it! :D Pserously, tis just plain wrong fer you to have to be sick on yer birthday :angry: Plan sumpin phun fer when you pheel better :);)

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elye Community Regular
elye
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gilles_marini_shirtless_6.0.0.0x0.256x362.webp

:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:

Excuse me.. .. . . I'm just posting this again.. . . . . ....and I may be posting it a few more times by this evening. <_<:lol: I also wanted to put the correct emoticons in -- like, the :staringupwards: guys... . . ....

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Em...I was thinkin--did you get a glimpse of the lady tech's thumbs? I was wondering if the added musculature would lead to more masculine looking unusually large ones......

:huh::unsure::blink::unsure::huh:

WIH???

How did me quote get into a Bevvie quote box? :o (see Em's second from last post)

:lol:

Oh--and when me birthday rolls around, I want one o' those! B)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
Bev, did you keep the receipt???...... take it BACK and demand a refund or exchange for summat more appealing like ....... I dunno.... 6 cosmos and a hangover? :unsure:

6 cosmos, a hangover and.........

Bev, are you nuts?? You don't need no girly drink.....you need this:

gilles_marini_shirtless_6.0.0.0x0.256x362.webp

Em got me a new blanket for my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::D

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:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

I think I just posted him twice...we'll see! I'll send him on to whoever's birthday is next when I'm done with him. But I STILL want 6 cosmos!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Oh my gawd...I just looked where it says "Members Celebrating Birthdays today" and realized IT TELLS YOU HOW OLD I AM!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 42 which you probably already know but I'm only 25 maturity wise ;)

:wacko::blink::ph34r:

I need another......Martini and a Marini! Who is this guy anyhoo?

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elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
:huh::unsure::blink::unsure::huh:

WIH???

How did me quote get into a Bevvie quote box? (see Em's second from last post)

Whoa. . . . . ........... :huh::unsure::blink::unsure::huh: is right.. . . . ........

Someone's messin' wif our brains. . . . ...... ...

Who is this guy anyhoo?

Crap, I dunno, but he sure doesn't live anywhere around here. . . . . ..... :angry:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Oh my gawd...I just looked where it says "Members Celebrating Birthdays today" and realized IT TELLS YOU HOW OLD I AM!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm 42 which you probably already know but I'm only 25 maturity wise ;)

Goodness!! You type so much younger I never would have guessed!

wait.....that doesn't quite come across as a compliment....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

I always think Emily's screen name looks like a call to the masses....

Elye, elye! Come one! Come all! Marinis to be served by scantily clad pool boys on the lanai!

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Goodness!! You type so much younger I never would have guessed!

wait.....that doesn't quite come across as a compliment....

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I always think Emily's screen name looks like a call to the masses....

Elye, elye! Come one! Come all! Marinis to be served by scantily clad pool boys on the lanai!

Oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

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I found our Mystery man- Gilles Marini.....he was samantha's neighbor in the Sex and the City movie :D

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
I always think Emily's screen name looks like a call to the masses....

Elye, elye! Come one! Come all! Marinis to be served by scantily clad pool boys on the lanai!

:lol::lol: Indeed, you're right, Jyesss.. . .. .....a battle cry, of sorts.....or the plaintive wailing of old Arabic women as they gather around their dead husband's graves -- "E-LYE E-LYYYYE E-LYE E-LYE-EYE-E-LYE-EEEEE-LYE EEEEEE-LYYYE!!!"

I found our Mystery man- Gilles Marini.....he was samantha's neighbor in the Sex and the City movie :D

Yep, he sure in hell ain't MY neighboUr.

THIS is my neighboUr:

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When he does his Tai Chi moves in his yard, maybe he somehow approaches Samantha's neighboUr in sex appeal.... . ....

Um, no.

:lol:

Jyesssss.....your username sounds like a feminine piece of headwear.........."Isabelle! I just LOVE that jestgar on you.....the coloUrs!"

Or it could be a verb - - to quickly dismiss, to race from........."Crap, you gotta jestgar the rest o' the Hallowe'en candy that's lyin' around... . ....looked in the mirror lately?"

:lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted
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Think he uses that weight-shakin'-thingy? (Loved the SNL Alec Baldwin skit!!!!)

I think I just posted him twice...we'll see! I'll send him on to whoever's birthday is next when I'm done with him. But I STILL want 6 cosmos!

Won't he be all worn out by then??

Happy Birfday Bevvie!!! Return the sinus infection for sumptin' more phun.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

I like Bevvie's pressie!!!!! :P <-----drool

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Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted
I like Bevvie's pressie!!!!! :P <-----drool

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SAVE THE KITTIES (and guys that make good blankets!)!!!!!!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Elye Elye!!!!

from Nature.com:

Research Highlights

Nature 462, 14 (5 November 2009) | doi:10.1038/462014b; Published online 4 November 2009

Animal behaviour: Fruit-bat fellatio

PLoS One 4, e7595 (2009)

Libiao Zhang of Guangdong Entomological Institute in China and his colleagues have documented what may be the first case of regular fellatio in adult animals other than humans.

They report that female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) licked their mate's penis during 14 of 20 observed copulations. Matings that involved licking lasted significantly longer than those that did not.

Possible functions for this behaviour include stimulation to prolong copulation and assist fertilization; mate guarding; antibacterial effects; and the detection of chemicals assisting in mate choice.

The authors say their observations could suggest a possible adaptive benefit for the activity in this species.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
They report that female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) licked their mate's penis during 14 of 20 observed copulations. Matings that involved licking lasted significantly longer than those that did not.

Lord..... .. just the kind of fodder that DH needs to get wind of. . . . . .... <_<

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Lord..... .. just the kind of fodder that DH needs to get wind of. . . . . .... <_<

<snort> :P

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
The authors say their observations could suggest a possible adaptive benefit for the activity in this species.

I would think so..... B)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
Posted
One Thanksgiving dinner the three of us were discussing hermaphrodites and had to tell me mom what they were. Only my mom wouldn't know- so innocent- at least till we got her burping and laughing about it!

OMG :lol: this is so cute! yer mum :wub: what a sweetie she woz......

WHERE IS EVERYBODY???????

It's time to CELEBRATE!!!!

Nathan is getting his LAST round of chemo!!!!

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YYYAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!

:) :) :) :)

such SPECTACULAR news, Leesargh!!!

Only part of the eve that was a let down was when *I* had to head to the tube station wiv DC whilst the teachers all bundled off to the candlelit pub Candlelit

NOT candlelit!!!!!!!!!!! :o

:lol: x 10

6 cosmos, a hangover and.........

Em got me a new blanket for my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!

gilles_marini_shirtless_6.0.0.0x0.256x362.webp

I think I just posted him twice...we'll see! I'll send him on to whoever's birthday is next when I'm done with him. But I STILL want 6 cosmos!

BEVELLE ! Mine's in a month!! you'd BETTER be done wiv him by then! (and, weren't they called THROWS? he seems to be more of a THROW than a blankie) :lol:

HAPPY BIRFDAY BEVELLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I always think Emily's screen name looks like a call to the masses....

Elye, elye! Come one! Come all! Marinis to be served by scantily clad pool boys on the lanai!

:lol: :lol: x 55

excellent

Jyesssss.....your username sounds like a feminine piece of headwear.........."Isabelle! I just LOVE that jestgar on you.....the coloUrs!"

Or it could be a verb - - to quickly dismiss, to race from........."Crap, you gotta jestgar the rest o' the Hallowe'en candy that's lyin' around... . ....looked in the mirror lately?"

gawd :lol: :lol:

Elye Elye!!!!

from Nature.com:

Research Highlights

Nature 462, 14 (5 November 2009) | doi:10.1038/462014b; Published online 4 November 2009

Animal behaviour: Fruit-bat fellatio

PLoS One 4, e7595 (2009)

Libiao Zhang of Guangdong Entomological Institute in China and his colleagues have documented what may be the first case of regular fellatio in adult animals other than humans.

They report that female short-nosed fruit bats (Cynopterus sphinx) licked their mate's penis during 14 of 20 observed copulations. Matings that involved licking lasted significantly longer than those that did not.

Possible functions for this behaviour include stimulation to prolong copulation and assist fertilization; mate guarding; antibacterial effects; and the detection of chemicals assisting in mate choice.

The authors say their observations could suggest a possible adaptive benefit for the activity in this species.

:blink:

OH MAH GAHHH :lol: :lol:

Fruit-bat Fellatio - our NEWEST BAND NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Fruit-bat Fellatio

Dear Gawwwwwwd :lol::lol::lol: Best band-name yet.. . . .....

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