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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient
She said she started putting her makeup on and suddenly spit out 'Good God what happened???' She had no idea where all that droopy, wrinkly skin came from.

Happens to me when I pull out the magnification mirror to pluck me eyebrows. Woah :unsure: I try and do that as quick as possible and put the dang mirror the heck away <_<


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elye Community Regular
One of the reasons I resisted wearing glasses for so long. The world, when viewed through a soft focus of myopia, is a much prettier place.

Happens to me when I pull out the magnification mirror to pluck me eyebrows. Woah :unsure:

:lol::lol: Yup.. .. . . all true.

Cab's comin' soon. . . .......have a great night, Psills - - perhaps I will venture drunkenly on here @ 1 am. . .. ....

curlyfries Contributor

I could've daaaaanced all niiiight!!! ♪♫♪♫ Visiting pro gave lessons....dinner(which I could not eat)........then a few hours of dancing.

Fun, fun, fun! :D

dreading the slow emergence of the muffin-top, the droopy triceps, the big bum .. . .. .. . ...... . . ... <_<:ph34r: .. . . ....

Muffin top here, which hubby says is just loose skin......I dunno. If I wear pants loose enough not to create the muffin top, I can't keep my pants up.(Lost me bum somewheres, so no help there) If I wear pants tight enough to keep them up. I get muffin top <_< ........oh, and flabby, wrinkly arms. Even me belly button is wrinkly :(

One of the reasons I resisted wearing glasses for so long. The world, when viewed through a soft focus of myopia, is a much prettier place.

So true!!!!! :lol:

And I liked my face so much better, when it was plumped up with nature's botox........fat!

Later psills.........car should be warmed up by now. Gonna venture out in the cold to do me grocery shopping.

Brrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it spring, yet?

jerseyangel Proficient

Ah Lees-augh....was it Joan Rivers who said that at some point a woman has to choose between her butt and her face? :lol: They both can't look their best at the same time :P

No worries fer me.....I've got fat enough to fill out both places B)

Happy Sunday, Sills--off to paint me son's laundry room. Got an update from Judy with pictures--they're turning into a couple Californians out there--Velcro, too :D

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:lol::lol: Yup.. .. . . all true.

Cab's comin' soon. . . .......have a great night, Psills - - perhaps I will venture drunkenly on here @ 1 am. . .. ....

How are you this morning?:P

Muffin top here, which hubby says is just loose skin......I dunno. If I wear pants loose enough not to create the muffin top, I can't keep my pants up.(Lost me bum somewheres, so no help there) If I wear pants tight enough to keep them up. I get muffin top <_< ........oh, and flabby, wrinkly arms. Even me belly button is wrinkly :(

I have all this extra skin that I'm too aftraid to have cut off, so it hangs over my pants, it looks like there was too much liquid in my muffin mix <_<:lol:

I was laying on my side the other day and my ds saw my belly, he looked shocked and said "what is that?" I said it was my belly button. He didn't look convinced since you couldn't actually see where the belly button was, so I said, look what happens when I lay on my back--TaDaaaa, there it was. He said, "Mommy, you should always lay on your back!" <_<:rolleyes:

Ah Lees-augh....was it Joan Rivers who said that at some point a woman has to choose between her butt and her face? :lol: They both can't look their best at the same time :P

Tis sooo true!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Muffin top here, which hubby says is just loose skin......I dunno. If I wear pants loose enough not to create the muffin top, I can't keep my pants up.(Lost me bum somewheres, so no help there) If I wear pants tight enough to keep them up. I get muffin top <_< ........oh, and flabby, wrinkly arms. Even me belly button is wrinkly :(

Lee-sarrrrgh!!!.... yooz get a muffin top??..... there's nowt of you? :huh:

Happy Sunday, Sills--off to paint me son's laundry room.

Pads making her mark ;):D

So good to hear Joodee's doing well! :D

I was laying on my side the other day and my ds saw my belly, he looked shocked and said "what is that?" I said it was my belly button. He didn't look convinced since you couldn't actually see where the belly button was, so I said, look what happens when I lay on my back--TaDaaaa, there it was. He said, "Mommy, you should always lay on your back!" <_<:rolleyes:

This is crackin' me UP!!!! :lol::lol:

Yeah, my belly looks better-ish when I'm on me back BUT me boobs disappear under me armpits <_<:lol:

psawyer Proficient

Well, dusting and vacuuming are done. My balls are in the oven. Life's good.

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jerseyangel Proficient
Well, dusting and vacuuming are done. My balls are in the oven.

What?? Didn't you do it right? :P

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elye Community Regular

Wow.. . . ...POeter didn't do a good enough job on the vacuuming, so Jacquie's put his balls in the oven... . . . ... ......wow, I knew there was some subtle kind of don't-mess-with-me aura about Jacquie when I met you two, but man, she don't mess around, do she?? :lol:

Ugh... . . . my body when supine. ... . .......not a whole lot better than when it is vertical, I fear. Hmm... . .....perhaps we all should ask for one o' THESE in our stockings this year...

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psawyer Proficient

Well, after she got them all heated up they needed to cool off, so now they are in the freezer.

Next mission, starting soon: Pete's a gonna make pizza. :)

curlyfries Contributor
Hmm... . .....perhaps we all should ask for one o' THESE in our stockings this year...

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What in h*** would I do with THAT??????!!!!!! :rolleyes:

PeOters balls!!!!!! :lol:

Never get tired of hearing about them!

psawyer Proficient

Peter is more in the dark than usual. Power went out on us a few minutes ago. My notebook is running on battery power, and the modem and router are running on battery backup too. Jacquie is calling the power company to report the problem.

The forecast for tomorrow morning's commute is snow. This will be the first fall of the season, and even though we get snow every year here, everybody forgets how to drive in snow over the summer. So not looking forward to driving to work in the morning.

My balls have been repackaged and are resting comfortably in the (temporarily inoperative) freezer.

curlyfries Contributor

PETER!!!!

Sounds like you're in for a c-c-c-cold night!.......balls and all!!!!!

elye Community Regular
The forecast for tomorrow morning's commute is snow. This will be the first fall of the season, and even though we get snow every year here, everybody forgets how to drive in snow over the summer. So not looking forward to driving to work in the morning.

Man, this is SO true. The first big blast of snow here (tomorrow and the next day -- 20 cm comin') brings out the same drivers among whom I travel all year, but they are suddenly new people... .. . .. ..unable to keep safe distances, all space perception gone, handling their vehicles like they's on rough, dry pavement.... . . .....GAH.

Off to the orthodontist this am. Jack popped a bracket off at the bowling lanes on Friday evening, and has been living all weekend with a loose wire sticking into his back gum. DH has a fantastically impressive collection of tools -- screwdrivers galore, every size and weight of hammer one can imagine, huge and tiny wrenches, and an amazing mix of pliers and cutters, from the teeny models used for.. . ..crap, I canna imagine -- fixing eyeglass hinges, I suppose. . ......to those for screwing in jet engine parts.

Do you think he has ONE needle-nosed cutter, out of the nine that are hanging in the tool room, that can reach and cut off this li'l wire in The Ripper's mouth? <_<:rolleyes:

So the poor kid had to go the weekend sticking gum back there, candle wax etc., to cover the wire end. He apparently grabbed the nails scissors at one point and managed to bend it downwards a little. Excellent work. B)

Must look for a tenth little wire cutter that would do this job, and put it in DH's stocking. Or Jack's... ..

jerseyangel Proficient

Be careful out there, Canadian phriends :D Did you get yer power back, Peoter? Balls still frozen? B)

Poor The Ripper--can nae imagine the torture of having a wire constantly poking in me mouth :(

Not much new here--starting me last week in Joisey. Will be over-seeing a new toilet installation this week :rolleyes: We went over to my older son's house Saturday night and helped trim the tree. :D

Instead of buying a house, me thinks we should have 2 apartments. One here and one in Houston. :lol:

Pseriously.....

psawyer Proficient

Power came back in the middle of the night. My balls are still frozen. The expected snow has not yet arrived, and traffic was light coming to the store this morning.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

SILLS! :blink:

am woephully behind!! Caught up as much as I could....no energy to do any quotes and such, were too many! Alas, at least am MOSTLY caught up......too tired to address all of it, just missing my sills so much *sniff* :huh:

I've been waiting 8 months to get me hands on this house--as ya'll may remember, we moved him in and had to move ourselves 5 days later. I'm doing some painting, lots of cleaning, and we're gonna work a little on the front yard this weekend. It's supposed to be cold but sunny, so we'll see.

:o shockingly ideal house guest!! Pads, can ya come out here? Still two rooms to paint :lol:

So happy yer in Joisey, wif yer boys :wub:

and Judith's a Californian! She has called me a couple of times, was sooooooo wonderful to chat with her, I"m the only one she can call late at night now, time zones and all ;)

Breast cancer awareness

Check this out, you may have seen a bit of it on the ABC nightly news the other night. It's my hospital!! I work with all the guys in the OR clips Catchy tune!

that is SOOOOOOOOOO cute!!

reaching incoherent babbling stage. Slept in til 5:15 today. Having Pamela's cookies for breakfast.

Director and music director have made up after their on-stage screaming match yesterday. Costume designer and director have gotten over their screaming match. No one dissolved into tears from their apron falling off (OK, the aprons are pinned on now). How do I always forget this part of working with actors?

:lol: gave ma good snortle, that did

Should we all get very drunk tonight and meet here at about 10 PM (Jess, Susie, Judy and Ray-chelle have to start drinking at 6:00 their time and DRINK VERY FAST )? Actually, if I get drunk I'll probably be soound asleep by 10

EXCELLENT plan, did I miss it? :lol:

Mygawd.. . . . . ...TEN guests? I am the only "outed" one here? :unsure: All right, you blokes - - get on here! C'mon, now.....Ptaoughmghmnuss, Soooozle and her stalkers. . . . ......

Actually, if you are reading along, Sooooze, I do hope you are all right. Think of you regularly.

:wub: Thanks, Emmel........miss you all very much - why is it hard for me to keep up these days? I am an ORIGINAL PSILLIE!!!!!!!!!!!! Been here day in, day out, for over three years....

WHAT IN HELL????? :unsure:

and for the record, I only have ONE online stalker, insofar as I know :lol:

Had my first wee nip of the mulled wine, just to get me in the spirit o' things, tastes just as good as it should

I MUST make this, what do ya put in it, Nik? Watching Middlemarch when disc arrives......NEED some mulled wine (or mead? summat like that)

souffl

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Soozle-Woozle :D Was very happy to phind you back in the bosom of yer Sills :P

"bosom" B):lol:

I talked to Judith just a few minutes ago--so phnny that youse guys can talk late into California time :D In Houston the time diff is only 2 hours. Somehow much more workable than the 3 hour diff here :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Psillies . . . a terribly unpsillie thing (at least today it is unpsillie) . . . an early Christmas present for Skeeter . . . the school nurse called and . . . someone has given her head lice. I have spent the last three hours combing through her hair (she's got very thick hair) after I cut about half of it of myself as the hair cut place would nae take her. I understand this but the poor child has lice AND a hair cut from her mother and I haven't even take the kids' Christmas picture yet!!!

As if I don't already have enough laundry to do . . . I'm now off to launder every single thing in this house that will fit in the washing machine.

jerseyangel Proficient
Psillies . . . a terribly unpsillie thing (at least today it is unpsillie) . . .

Jeepers, sorry Jan-it :( Poor wee Skeeter--you've got yer work cut out for ya. Somehow we managed to escape lice, but I know people who have had to deal with it--what a pain.

elye Community Regular

Jyagh-nutt! Oh, that's just heinous. . .. .....and what abysmal timing..... . . . :(:angry:

Nope, nuttin' psilly about that. AND a mommy-haircut - - the poor kid. <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
AND a mommy-haircut - - the poor kid. <_<

. . . she says she likes it . . . I always thought she looked better with a bit shorter hair. The curl in her hair helps hide the choppiness.

My head hurts.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Somehow we managed to escape lice . . .

Googling tells me it tends to be more of a girl thang . . . what wif the long hair . . . just two girls leaning in to look at the same book wif hair touching will do it, let alone sharing a comb or brush or trying on each others headbands or barettes. Smakl rarely tries on any of his phriends headbands.

elye Community Regular

GoOoOod morning, Psills!

How's the treatment going, J? I, as well, have managed to avoid the lice household infestation -- amazing, sometimes, as my young nephew and niece had them and we were all fraternizing, and a couple of class infestations have happened throughout the years.

Perhaps I have rubbed off my mysterious physiological bug repellent on me kids. For whatever the reason, I am NEVER bitten or bothered by mosquitos, no-see-ums, deerflies, etc. They will be swarming around others, and I barely have to swat any away. :huh:

Actually, now that I've written that out and read it, it really is quite strange.

If I were self-conscious and had significant self-esteem issues, I could see this making me crazy.

:huh:

:lol:

I have wondered about attributing it to the diabetes.. . . .....perhaps it makes my blood smell weird er sumfin'.

Hell, why aren't there wasps all around me, attracted by the corn syrup??

We wanna pic of Skeeter in her new 'do!

jerseyangel Proficient

Mornin' all B)

Interesting about the stinky blood, Em :P Ya never know.....I meselph am not bothered much by bugs/bugbites either. Mark, on the other hand, has gotten Lyme Disease from a tick and is severly allergic to bee stings (the sevarity of which may be lessened by 5 years of immunotherapy).

Am coming down wif a cold, compliments of son #1 and girlfriend <_< Me throat pheels like it's on phire :o Glad I did all the painting I wanted to do last week! :D

Jan-it....how's the laundry comin? :P

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