The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[kareng]

Khar-in...especially if you were sick for a while before starting the diet, it's gonna take longer but youse off to a good start--and you have us to keep ya company

Thanks. I'm enjoying the company.

Slept like a log last night--had the whole bed to meselph

Hub used to go out of town for work but doesn't anymore. Still camps out with Boy Scouts so gone occasionally. Love not having to push his extra pillows off my face so I can breathe.

[celiac-mommy]

Slept like a log last night--had the whole bed to meselph

Mee Too, 'cept hubby eventually came to bed, but I didn't even wake up! I was trying to watch American Idol and the Olympics at the same time last nite, but musta been too much fer me, I passed out at 9 Actually, twas me phirst day back at work since the illness took me, so I think maybe work was too much

In the spirit of the Olympics, I made my kids sit down and watch The Mighty Ducks wif me aphter dinner. Don't think they fully enjoyed as much as I did when I was a kid, Oh right, I'm getting "Old" they say

[Mtndog]

Hi Bunnie!!!!!!!!

Hi Lisa Goose!!!!!!!!!

Did Bev tell anyone else this story about the last time she got pulled over? . . .

Bev: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

HIH did I miss that I was on a speeding, drunk driving, stolen car, murdering body part spree? I don't remember....must have been all those cosmos....but they usually make me silly. :lol:

Hmmmm.... perhaps it was another Bev like Open Original Shared Link the Bevs I know are bodybuilders, opera singers and frumpy, grumpy old ladies!

Nicker- Hope Tel's heart will be OK. 6 weeks? I would go crazy!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT IN HELL????????

why did my post show up like that, inside a green box......with purple boxes

But it was SO pretty!!!!!!

Youse guys is beyond redemption. You are 'pre approved' just so the mods won't be forced to read your posts.

BWA HA HA!

Gianknit- How's Skeeter? Reglan sounds nasty Could she be allergic to a dye? Kurt's uncle is allergic to Red Dye #40 and when he took Nexium (which is purple but has red dye in it) his, uhm......pee pee broke out in hives :ph34r:

[elye]

Youse guys is beyond redemption. You are 'pre approved' just so the mods won't be forced to read your posts.

Oh, thank GAWD. I've often wondered why we get no Moderator Activity amongst our thread. Pre-approval. .. . . .man, sounds like executive class er sumfin'.. .... . ...a Psilly post hits the Moderator screen, a few heads are put together...."Oh, it's one o' THEM".... . . ......and it gets pushed through.

Actually, we've got all the Mods participating here, anyway... ..... . ...Patteigh, how does it feel to screen your own posts?

Almost forgot: I have healed me gut in record time! According to my GI, sm intestines heal completely in 7=10 days. Don't need to worry about those annoying large doses of vitamins because I can now absorb normally. Ain't it amazing? Miraculous!

Hey hey! This calls for a generous glass o' Grand Marnier. .. ...

[DingoGirl]

Psoozle, you are there, All of you, don't know why you can't see yourself. It don't show up immediately any more because "the moderators" now have to "approve" all posts (so that we don't put in anyfink norty I spose)

Well, no, I saw it.........it was just all crazy-like and stuff....don't know HOW I did that..........so no, Gianknit, I will NOT be able to 'splain it to ya

and wasn't even drinkin' a drop!

Youse guys is beyond redemption. You are 'pre approved' just so the mods won't be forced to read your posts.

it's best that way

JoDog hates vacuums . . . She won't even eat if I've been vacuuming and have left the vacuum cleaner too close to her food bowl (and by too close, I mean within 10 feet). Sometimes she can't get to her bowl because she would have to step over the cord to the vacuum (or even just walk next to it). Sometimes we use the vacuum to block her into the "office" when we have someone over that doesn't like dogs . . . works as good as a baby gate.

Poor JoDog!

Weez has never hated vacuums....pays very little attention when I use the device, nor does Kit......and she didn't hate the Shop Vac until Monday

Pretty sure all large, flying objects that hurtle forward and knock her out window of car are rather terrifying

Trying to sum up all the ones I missed:

AT&T, Cable/Sky TV, Dentist - evil & annoying

Oven door - my microwave door just broke - is it catching?

Lisa - annoyed me sis Lisa by calling her Lee-Lee

Skating - wow!

Dog nose - Ow!

Strange post - possessed

Anything I missed - sorry, nothin personal

absolutely brilliant summaries

and a healed gut? in 10 days? WHOT? well, yes, GRAND MARNIER this instant!!!!!!!!!!!!

later, Sills

[jerseyangel]

it's best that way

<giggle>

My little Allo always hated the vacuum--he'd slither out of the room as soon as it came out of the closet. Hated the thing!

[Jestgar]

As I left this morning Lefty was staring fixedly at the vacuum cleaner in my room. I moved the thing a little mouse ran out (and into my heater(which is off)). Not sure what I'll find when I get home....

[jerseyangel]

As I left this morning Lefty was staring fixedly at the vacuum cleaner in my room. I moved the thing a little mouse ran out (and into my heater(which is off)). Not sure what I'll find when I get home....

Lefty could be having a field day right about now.....

[kareng]

Weez has never hated vacuums....pays very little attention when I use the device, nor does Kit......and she didn't hate the Shop Vac until Monday

Pretty sure all large, flying objects that hurtle forward and knock her out window of car are rather terrifying

Puppy hates all vacuums & slippery floors. Poor thing slips & slides all over. Had to buy him a carpet for the bottom of the stairs so he wouldn't slide

absolutely brilliant summaries

and a healed gut? in 10 days? WHOT? well, yes, GRAND MARNIER this instant!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am writing a letter to the Pope to have the GI named a saint. Twas a mirale!

[kareng]

doin sumthin wrong. How do you get the nice quote boxes?

[Jestgar]

<snort>

[jerseyangel]

doin sumthin wrong. How do you get the nice quote boxes?

Hit "reply" at the bottom of the post you want to quote. When it appears in the reply box, you can then delete any parts of it you don't want in the quote box.

If you want to quote more than one post, as you read hit "multi quote" (next to "reply") for each post you want to quote and then hit "add reply" as usual. All of the posts will then appear in the reply box.

[nikki-uk]

Jessel is showing off!!!!

I wanna do purple/brown quotes!!!

Well, I think someone somewhere also agreed that 6 weeks is too long to wait for Tel's angiogram as he's now got his appointment through for 3 weeks time ....keep you posted

Got nowt (stinker of a headache), but am reading along...chortling....checking all me psills (and pets) are in phine phettle

[Darn210]

I am writing a letter to the Pope to have the GI named a saint. Twas a mirale!

Headed over wif Skeeter to see your GI . . . perhaps he could come up with another miracle . . . t'would only help his case for sainthood.

Well, I think someone somewhere also agreed that 6 weeks is too long to wait for Tel's angiogram as he's now got his appointment through for 3 weeks time ....keep you posted

Much better!!!

Got nowt (stinker of a headache). . .

Perhaps some Grand Marnier would help???

[Darn210]

As I left this morning Lefty was staring fixedly at the vacuum cleaner in my room. I moved the thing a little mouse ran out (and into my heater(which is off)). Not sure what I'll find when I get home....

Baked mouse for supper . . . better than raw mouse . . . I guess.

[elye]

I am writing a letter to the Pope to have the GI named a saint. Twas a mirale!

This suddenly made me think of MY gastroenterologist who diagnosed me - - a very funny little man (probably 5'3") with a huge head, big moustache, walks around his clinic in bright orange crocs.. ....I am picturing him being sainted, and adorned in all of the saintly ornaments and attire. Hmm... . do saints wear big, flowing robes? Mitres? This would be most becoming on him.

AND.. . .. ....his first name is Joseph. So, he was my GI Joe.

Better news on the angiogram, Gnickkers!

Grand Marnier all around!

[kareng]

Hit "reply" at the bottom of the post you want to quote. When it appears in the reply box, you can then delete any parts of it you don't want in the quote box.

If you want to quote more than one post, as you read hit "multi quote" (next to "reply") for each post you want to quote and then hit "add reply" as usual. All of the posts will then appear in the reply box.

Trying this.

Jessel is showing off!!!!

I wanna do purple/brown quotes!!!

Too complex for me.

Got nowt (stinker of a headache), but am reading along...chortling....checking all me psills (and pets) are in phine phettle

Me too. Thinking of the Grand Marnier.

Headed over wif Skeeter to see your GI . . . perhaps he could come up with another miracle . . . t'would only help his case for sainthood.

Much better!!!

Perhaps some Grand Marnier would help???

[Yes. did any of this work?]

[kareng]

Making my headache worse.

[jerseyangel]

Jessel is showing off!!!!

Jess is so cool

Well, I think someone somewhere also agreed that 6 weeks is too long to wait for Tel's angiogram as he's now got his appointment through for 3 weeks time ....keep you posted

Much better!!

phine phettle

Hope yer headache exits quickly Nik

AND.. . .. ....his first name is Joseph. So, he was my GI Joe.

Hee!!

Making my headache worse.

Ya did good--just takes some gettin used to

[elye]

Making my headache worse.

Grand Marnier! Grand Marnier!

I lay down on my bed about a half-hour ago with my eyes closed, as I wanted to see if I could manage three days like this. After twenty minutes I could no longer stand it - - too many things were calling to me. So, I got up and decided to keep my eyes closed over the next hour whilst I tried to manoever my way around the kitchen with all the dinner prep, insulin delivery, homework helping, etc.

Nope. There is NO WAY. I was walking into tables, walls and animals, reaching for things that weren't even close... . . and don't even ASK about the attempt at chopping up salad ingredients.

BUT, the most interesting thing that happened was this: the doorbell rang, and I felt my way to the front door. Opening it, I had no idea who was there as my eyes were shut. There was just silence, and the cold winter air.

I said "Uh, hello?"

More silence. Finally,

"Good afternoon. I'm, uh... . . . .. Ben from the Kidney Foundation.. .. ....."

Well, he did not stick around. I didn't even have a chance to give him a donation. Just stood with my eyes closed, and he left. Probably quickly.

Regardless, my eyes are obviously now open, as I couldn't stand three days away from the internet. I suppose I lasted about 50 minutes.

Give me those endless red lights!

[Darn210]

I lay down on my bed about a half-hour ago with my eyes closed, as I wanted to see if I could manage three days like this. After twenty minutes I could no longer stand it - - too many things were calling to me. So, I got up and decided to keep my eyes closed over the next hour whilst I tried to manoever my way around the kitchen with all the dinner prep, insulin delivery, homework helping, etc.

Nope. There is NO WAY. I was walking into tables, walls and animals, reaching for things that weren't even close... . . and don't even ASK about the attempt at chopping up salad ingredients.

Obviously, you did this all wrong. When my eyes are glued shut for 3 days, I will have a rope to follow to get me to the bathroom. I will have a cooler full of drinks close to the bed along with snacks. I will have the phone and a TV and radio to listen to. I do not plan to take a shower or change my clothes . . . I also do not plan on feeding any children, helping with any homework, doing any laundry . . . or driving. You gotsta plan for things like this.

Nice job getting rid of the solicitor

By the way, Em, I was at Wal-Mart today and was passing through the photo frames section. I looked for you.

[celiac-mommy]

By the way, Em, I was at Wal-Mart today and was passing through the photo frames section. I looked for you.

:lol:

She's on my nightstand. So very beautiful!

Why is it that men can fart and it's no big deal (to them), but it is considered unacceptable for women under 10 years old? My stomach is making the most hideous noises right now and anyone within 15 feet of me can hear it and must know what needs to be done, yet I sit here with an upset stomach and perma-flexed cheeks to prevent the "unthinkable" :lol:

Tis not fair!

[elye]

Nice job getting rid of the solicitor

This is likely a sure-fire method for getting door-to-door salespeople to scatter. Stand before them with your eyes closed, say little. It absolutely worked for me.

You just hafta get yourself TO the door.

By the way, Em, I was at Wal-Mart today and was passing through the photo frames section. I looked for you.

I was likely there. Difficult for you to suss me out, as it was shots of my toe, or the edge of my closet door... . .. . ...

[psawyer]

Why is it that men can fart and it's no big deal (to them), but it is considered unacceptable for women under 10 years old? My stomach is making the most hideous noises right now and anyone within 15 feet of me can hear it and must know what needs to be done, yet I sit here with an upset stomach and perma-flexed cheeks to prevent the "unthinkable" :lol:

Tis not fair!

Let it rip. I won't tell anyone, and you can blame the dog/child/husband or anybody else who happens to be in the room.

[JNBunnie1]

Wait, who's oven was broken and wouldn't turn off? Why don't you just unplug it?