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FALSE POSITIVE!!!!!

In the words of your sweet lovely mother . . . that's fan*f&@#ing*tastic!!!!!


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mushroom Proficient

WHAT A RELIEF!!!

elye Community Regular

You know, I'm so happy and relieved that it's just like I got a false positive on a pregnancy test... . . ....

:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

Em, wonderful, wonderful news! Hooray for Charles, and for you and your family.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

just tabs. little circles of pure inulin I think.

What? :blink: These little tabs give you a blow out???? And make you lose weight (is that part really TRUE??) Thought they were bars. I feel so..........misled. :lol:

In the words of your sweet lovely mother . . . that's fan*f&@#ing*tastic!!!!!

WHAT A RELIEF!!!

YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :):):)

but.............then what is wrong with Charlie????

You know, I'm so happy and relieved that it's just like I got a false positive on a pregnancy test... . . ....

:lol:

Hi Petah!!!!!! Good thing you showed up...........I have a technical issue. can NOT upload new photo as new av. What in hell? Doing everything right.......took me a DANGED LONG WHILE to figure out how to do it on this new forum.........it was the correct.........size (kilobytes, megabytes, whatever-in-hell) and..........still my same picture shows up. ??? <_<

and.............one more thing............

every time someone shares a link, it takes me off the phorum and puts me on that link.........didn't used to do this before, it always opened up a new window. Any way to fix this, Oracle??????????????????????

Jestgar Rising Star

In the words of your sweet lovely mother . . . that's fan*f&@#ing*tastic!!!!!

what she said

:) :) :) :) :)

jerseyangel Proficient

Just noticed there's about to be a phlipover! B)


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psawyer Proficient

Just noticed there's about to be a phlipover! B)

The end draws near on a long reign, but a new beginning awaits. B)

elye Community Regular

Good Worm-free morning, Psills! (Have SO often wanted to greet friends with this salutation, but have never had a time that fit.. ..!) :huh::lol:

YIPPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

but.............then what is wrong with Charlie????

Nothing is wrong wif 'im, thank gawd. :wub: The heartworm test is given every two years to make certain the disease is not present, so that preventative meds can continue (apparently it can be dangerous for dogs to be on the preventative if they have heartworms already present). So, a sudden positive appeared, completely by surprise. As the day wore on after this, I was truly beginning to worry, as symptoms of the illness do not appear until things are advanced, and Charles does have a couple of symptoms -- he coughs and gags at times, something I was, correctly I know now, attributing to the scar tissue from his devocalization. He also has some laboured breathing after running, another possible heartworm symptom.

SOoOooooO, what a relief.

What? :blink: These little tabs give you a blow out???? And make you lose weight (is that part really TRUE??) Thought they were bars. I feel so..........misled. :lol:

Yes, whot in hell are these li'l things? Inulin -- think this might be baaaaaaad stuff. Super-refined food additive, is it not? Used as a sweetener... . .. ..... ..like sucrose. . .... . .must do some reading.

YAY! Some reading about something other than heartworms!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Good Worm-free morning, Psills! (Have SO often wanted to greet friends with this salutation, but have never had a time that fit.. ..!) :huh::lol:

Nothing is wrong wif 'im, thank gawd. :wub: The heartworm test is given every two years to make certain the disease is not present, so that preventative meds can continue (apparently it can be dangerous for dogs to be on the preventative if they have heartworms already present). So, a sudden positive appeared, completely by surprise. As the day wore on after this, I was truly beginning to worry, as symptoms of the illness do not appear until things are advanced, and Charles does have a couple of symptoms -- he coughs and gags at times, something I was, correctly I know now, attributing to the scar tissue from his devocalization. He also has some laboured breathing after running, another possible heartworm symptom.

SOoOooooO, what a relief.

Yes, whot in hell are these li'l things? Inulin -- think this might be baaaaaaad stuff. Super-refined food additive, is it not? Used as a sweetener... . .. ..... ..like sucrose. . .... . .must do some reading.

YAY! Some reading about something other than heartworms!

I'm so happy your baby is ok! I can't believe people devocalize dogs. can you say obedience school?!?!?!

I believe inulin is a food based fiber additive. Used in yogurt?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Robotics is going well so far. Some guest in the hotel kept complaining about the kids. They were asleep for hours and he kept calling the desk to complain. Robot working well so far.

Glad to hear it's going well!

I joined Weight Watchers this week. I have a bet with a friend that I would lose 25 pounds by October 1st. It was made last October and so far I have lost nada . . . so I figured if I want to have any sort of chance, I better get started. Soooooooooo, Jess, what are these fruity fiber crunchies of which you speak? :rolleyes:

Good for you, I know a lot of people who have had great results from WW. I've always wanted to try it!

Oh . . . forgot to mention . . . no vomitous episodes from Skeeter for the last two weeks (although I am expecting one within the next few days)

Yeah!!! Don't wait for it, just go with it ;)

FALSE POSITIVE!!!!!

WooHoooooooo!!!!

that's fan*f&@#ing*tastic!!!!!

Tru Dat!!

elye Community Regular

I can't believe people devocalize dogs. can you say obedience school?!?!?!

EXACTLY. :angry: :angry:

Any dog can be trained to keep the barking to an absolute minimum. This horrendous butchering of the dog's larynyx causes a compromised airway and very often behavioral issues, things that we are having to deal with in Charles' "rehab". These dogs cannot communicate, so they are often nervous, pushy and deal day-to-day with the stress of having the inability to make ANY sound. He is coming along slowly... . . quite a project.

But at least he has Elsie in place, a very competent and willing interpreter. Charles will go to the window and make his pitiful, gasping attempt at a bark, and Elsie moves in immediately right beside him, conveying his doggie-message... . . . .... :rolleyes::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

But at least he has Elsie in place, a very competent and willing interpreter. Charles will go to the window and make his pitiful, gasping attempt at a bark, and Elsie moves in immediately right beside him, conveying his doggie-message... . . . .... :rolleyes::lol:

If that isn't the sweetest thing :wub:

I'm so happy they will have many more years together, Em :D

elye Community Regular

O... . . .M... . ....G..... . .!!!

We have a new KWEEEEEN!!!!!

Hail Her Newly Crowned Monarch, Until the Next One-Hundred Pages Hath Turneth'd. . .. .

king.gif Her Royal psilly Majesty, Queen Rah-shyellle!! king.gif

jerseyangel Proficient

O... . . .M... . ....G..... . .!!!

We have a new KWEEEEEN!!!!!

Hail Her Newly Crowned Monarch, Until the Next One-Hundred Pages Hath Turneth'd. . .. .

king.gif Her Royal psilly Majesty, Queen Rah-shyellle!! king.gif

Good gawd--WIH is happening here???? :o

It took 3 posts to realize the crown had been passed!

Congrats Qween Rah-shell!!!! :D

kareng Grand Master

Congrats queen Rey Schell.

Soooo soo happy Charles has a varmint free heart!

Patti- I'm here with present & future techies of the world & I can' barely understand how to post on this forum.

Our poor robot is trying hard. Won 2 of 3 so far today. The poor thing is barely holding on. All the previous matches have worn it's pieces & parts out. Mine, too..

elye Community Regular

Our poor robot is trying hard. Won 2 of 3 so far today. The poor thing is barely holding on. All the previous matches have worn it's pieces & parts out. Mine, too..

Keep on truckin', Kherrighnne! So exciting... .. . . ....Have you posted a pic on Da Book of your ingenious robot? I am dying to see it.. . . ... ....does it look like a li'l human? :huh: Does it run around? Fetch things?

Jestgar Rising Star

All hail the queen!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

O... . . .M... . ....G..... . .!!!

We have a new KWEEEEEN!!!!!

Hail Her Newly Crowned Monarch, Until the Next One-Hundred Pages Hath Turneth'd. . .. .

king.gif Her Royal psilly Majesty, Queen Rah-shyellle!! king.gif

Oh Thank Gawd!!! My reign is over!!! I thought it would never end!!! . . . Oh, and a congratulations to you Rayshell. Ummmm . . . tis a wonderful honoUr . . . no problems really . . . quite a joy . . . :rolleyes:

Oh . . . forgot to mention . . . no vomitous episodes from Skeeter for the last two weeks (although I am expecting one within the next few days).

So within 24 hours of this post . . . both the dog and Smackl have vomitted!!!! (Skeeter's still good, though). I'm not worried about Smackl. I think he got a bad corn dog at the school lunch. JoDog, however, had another seizure last night. This is the second one that I know of and it's been quite a while (9 months?). It wasn't as bad either. She and I took a really long walk last night and I'm kind of worried that I pushed her over some limit. I didn't take her to the vet because last time they just did a bunch of blood tests that came back fine and said that happens sometimes and they won't do anything about it (medication) unless it happens a lot (weekly). She does have her annual appt coming up so I'll bring it up then unless she has another before then.

jerseyangel Proficient

So within 24 hours of this post . . . both the dog and Smackl have vomitted!!!! (Skeeter's still good, though).

Well, whooda thunk it?

Hope 'lil Smackl pheels better soon--and I remember about JoDog. I guess watchphull waiting is the way to go there.

:P Em said "keep on truckin'" :P

jerseyangel Proficient

Shoot--phorgot to mention.....kudos to whomever invented Clairol Root Touch Up :lol: Fer 7 bucks, it matches poifectly and for the amount of gray I have (which is less since having all me vitamins back up in order), I use it a couple of times between coloUring.

Mark's out of town, so I'm doing some routine maintainence B)

Next up--polishing me toenails :)

mushroom Proficient

HEAR YE, HEAR YE, HEAR YE!!!

ALL HAIL HER MAJESTY, QUEEN RAY SHELL!!!!

(who seems to have gone into hiding after her coronation)

Does the crown not fit, your majesty? Is the train too long? - we can call the royal dressmakers. Is the sceptre too heavy??? Are the robes a bit grubby and smelly from Skeeter's vomitousness and need a bit of drycleaning??

Do let us know how we can help your majesty adjust to her royal duties :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

<giggle>

Does Rah-shell realize she's qween yet? :unsure:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

O... . . .M... . ....G..... . .!!!

We have a new KWEEEEEN!!!!!

Her Royal psilly Majesty, Queen Rah-shyellle!!

Who.....Me?????

What do I say???

Phirst, I'd like to thank my children. If they didn't have Celiac, I never woulda phound you crazy pholks :rolleyes:

I'd also like to thank Suz, Em, and Bunnee for those super long posts on page 99 :P

I hope I shall be able to serve you well!

Mark's out of town, so I'm doing some routine maintainence B)

Next up--polishing me toenails :)

I wish...... :rolleyes:

I neeeeeed a break!

I did a stress test on a patient today who weighed 537#. Not an easy thing to do, I tell ya :blink:

Also, I've been wearing myself out doing cakes every weekend for the past 3 and have them lined up for the next few weeks as well. So far, I've done them as gifts, but next weekend is my first paid job. I'm really excited...should be nervous, but I'm not! the next few jobs are paid too! I'll take pics and post 'em on da book :)

jerseyangel Proficient

Well there she is--our cake bakin', test givin' leader! :D

Any edicts or proclamations we need to know about?

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