Jump to content

  • Welcome to Celiac.com!

    You have found your celiac tribe! Join us and ask questions in our forum, share your story, and connect with others.


  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A1):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A1-M):

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Our Content
    eNewsletter
    Donate

The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

TriticusToxicum

Recommended Posts

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted

Step two. Ingest martini

Martini1-1.webp

Cheers!

No Lefters.

:(:(:(

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


  • Replies 51k
  • Created
  • Last Reply
elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Hey, gang! Any word from Lefty, Jyesss?

Have to share with you the video that was shown as a kind of pep-rally for the elderly folks in the rehabilitation program at the group assessment meeting my mom sat through yesterday:

:blink:

:lol:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hey, gang! Any word from Lefty, Jyesss?

Have to share with you the video that was shown as a kind of pep-rally for the elderly folks in the rehabilitation program at the group assessment meeting my mom sat through yesterday:

:blink:

:lol:

Funny. :P My mom is feeling insulted that they play childish games in rehab. My dad watches & thinks it looks fun. She'd freak if they showed her that video... I might show her that video. I wish they could rehab her sense of humor.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I might show her that video. I wish they could rehab her sense of humor.

Fortunately, this is one thing that has stayed entirely intact with my mom post-stroke (so far, anyway) -- her sense of humour. In fact, I believe that she is even funnier now, and laughs a little easier. Wow, how very lucky our family is for this to be a consequence of something that can take so very much away.... . . ..:)

She finds it quite funny when she cannot retrieve the correct word for the thought she is having. Patients in other beds are angry and swearing in frustration, while she sits shaking her head and chuckling..... .. ...."Did I say that I'm finding it easier to write with a PENIS than a pencil?? Hell...... ..I meant 'PEN'"...........

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:lol: Phunny! I cracked up at the person whose pants fell off :P

Did anybody else think of a much older Em when viewing the lady wif the thong outside her clothes? :lol::wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Fortunately, this is one thing that has stayed entirely intact with my mom post-stroke (so far, anyway) -- her sense of humour. In fact, I believe that she is even funnier now, and laughs a little easier. Wow, how very lucky our family is for this to be a consequence of something that can take so very much away.... . . ..:)

Tis a blessing, amidst the rest of it :)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

chuckling..... .. ...."Did I say that I'm finding it easier to write with a PENIS than a pencil?? Hell...... ..I meant 'PEN'"...........

:P:P:P

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):
Celiac.com Sponsor (A8):

Celiac.com Sponsor (A8-M):


elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Did anybody else think of a much older Em when viewing the lady wif the thong outside her clothes? :lol::wub:

:lol: :lol: Dear GAWD, I hope not.. .. ... ..!

You know, I was just thinking... . .. ...... ....perhaps my mother has new insight and knows more than we give her credit for in this new, post-trauma state... .. .. .. ...

Maybe it IS easier to write with a penis than with a pencil...

:huh:

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

:lol: :lol: Dear GAWD, I hope not.. .. ... ..!

You know, I was just thinking... . .. ...... ....perhaps my mother has new insight and knows more than we give her credit for in this new, post-trauma state... .. .. .. ...

Maybe it IS easier to write with a penis than with a pencil...

:huh:

:lol:

Isn't that the first thing boys learn when it snows?

No Lefty :(

I left work early on Monday and searched the area for signs of violence. Found none, so I've just decided that something scared him and he ran. My window's always open so he can come home if he comes home.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

No Lefty :(

I left work early on Monday and searched the area for signs of violence. Found none, so I've just decided that something scared him and he ran. My window's always open so he can come home if he comes home.

I'll keep a good thought for the boy :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Maybe it IS easier to write with a penis than with a pencil...

If nothing else, it's gotta be a lot easier to find....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

If nothing else, it's gotta be a lot easier to find....

<snort>

comes with it's own attachment device

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

comes with it's own attachment device

That is SO true. No chain needed. And, of course, this would be why no one ever sees men patting themselves, looking about, under and over things.... .. ..... .. ."Crap, where in HELL did I put my penis? I, like, JUST had it a second ago..... . ...it was RIGHT HERE... . . .....man, people keep walkin' off with it!"

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

<snort>

comes with it's own attachment device

also, comes with 2 refills. When you're out of 'ink' just give it a little shake and you're all set!!!

;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

also, comes with 2 refills. When you're out of 'ink' just give it a little shake and you're all set!!!

;)

Only TWO? Gawd, I wish... . .. . ...

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

also, comes with 2 refills.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
Posted
:ph34r:
mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

:ph34r:

Very clevah, Petah.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted

The Penis pen :lol:

Got nowt - just checking up on Lefty <_<

Heyyyy, this is a fast reply B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

I was reading the "penis pen" comments last night & Hub asked what was so funny. I could only shake my head.

This message brought to you very quickly by "FAST REPLY"

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hey Jess &/or Rachelle: What was the brand of the coconut ice cream you liked so much? I looked it up & my store was supposed to have it so I promptly forgot the brand name. They have no cocnut ice cream but if I tell them the brand they will try to get some. Thanks.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

This message brought to you very quickly by "FAST REPLY"

:lol: :lol: Dunno why.....this struck me as tres humoristique . . . .....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

:lol: :lol: Dunno why.....this struck me as tres humoristique . . . .....

Thank you (I think).

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Hey Jess &/or Rachelle: What was the brand of the coconut ice cream you liked so much? I looked it up & my store was supposed to have it so I promptly forgot the brand name. They have no cocnut ice cream but if I tell them the brand they will try to get some. Thanks.

This brand is my FAVORITE!!!!!

I especially LURVE the mint chip, turtle tracks and cherry ammeretto(sp?)

Open Original Shared Link

And don't forget, it's basically a health food because each pint is between 24-30g fiber!!! (and yes, I eat the whole pint-BY MYSELF!!!)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

And don't forget, it's basically a health food because each pint is between 24-30g fiber!!! (and yes, I eat the whole pint-BY MYSELF!!!)

OMG! I have been trying to find ways to up my fiber intake! Thanks.

Archived

This topic is now archived and is closed to further replies.

Go to topic listing

  • Get Celiac.com Updates:
    Support Celiac.com:
    Join eNewsletter
    Donate
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):
    Celiac.com Sponsor (A17):



    Celiac.com Sponsors (A17-M):



  • Recent Activity

    1. Seaperky
      - Seaperky replied to lizzie42's topic in Traveling with Celiac Disease
      2

      Trip to Anaheim/Disney

      I found at Disney springs and Disney they have specialist that when told about dietary restrictions they come and talk to you ,explain cross contamination measures tsken and work with you on choices. Its the one place I dont worry once I've explained I have celiac disease. Thier gluten free options are awesome.
    2. Scott Adams
      0

      When Gluten-Free Food Is Unavailable: A Child's Struggle Highlights the Hidden Risks for People with Celiac Disease

    3. Churley
      - Churley replied to Jane02's topic in Gluten-Free Foods, Products, Shopping & Medications
      10

      Desperately need a vitamin D supplement. I've reacted to most brands I've tried.

      Have you tried Pure Encapsulations supplements? This is a brand my doctor recommends for me. I have no issues with this brand.
    4. asaT
      - asaT replied to Scott Adams's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      48

      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

      plant sources of calcium, such as spinach, have calcium bound to oxalates, which is not good. best source of calcium is unfortunately dairy, do you tolerate dairy? fermented dairy like kefir is good and or a little hard cheese. i do eat dairy, i can only take so much dietary restriction and gluten is hard enough! but i guess some people do have bad reactions...
    5. asaT
      - asaT replied to Scott Adams's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
      48

      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

      i take b12, folate, b2, b6, glycine, Nac, zinc, vk2 mk4, magnesium, coq10, pqq, tmg, creatine, omega 3, molybdnem (sp) and just started vit d. quite a list i know. I have high homocysteine (last checked it was 19, but is always high and i finally decided to do something about it) and very low vitamin d, 10. have been opposed to this supp in the past...
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A19):

  • Member Statistics

    • Total Members
      133,349
    • Most Online (within 30 mins)
      7,748
    Sarah S
    Newest Member
    Sarah S
    Joined
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A20):
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A22):

  • Forum Statistics

    • Total Topics
      121.6k
    • Total Posts
      1m
  • Celiac.com Sponsor (A21):

  • Upcoming Events

  • Posts

    • Seaperky
      Trip to Anaheim/Disney

      By Seaperky · Posted

      I found at Disney springs and Disney they have specialist that when told about dietary restrictions they come and talk to you ,explain cross contamination measures tsken and work with you on choices. Its the one place I dont worry once I've explained I have celiac disease.  Thier gluten free options are awesome.
    • Churley
      Desperately need a vitamin D supplement. I've reacted to most brands I've tried.

      By Churley · Posted

      Have you tried Pure Encapsulations supplements? This is a brand my doctor recommends for me. I have no issues with this brand.
    • asaT
      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

      By asaT · Posted

      plant sources of calcium, such as spinach, have calcium bound to oxalates, which is not good. best source of calcium is unfortunately dairy, do you tolerate dairy? fermented dairy like kefir is good and or a little hard cheese. i do eat dairy, i can only take so much dietary restriction and gluten is hard enough! but i guess some people do have bad reactions to it, so different for everyone.  
    • asaT
      Supplements for those Diagnosed with Celiac Disease

      By asaT · Posted

      i take b12, folate, b2, b6, glycine, Nac, zinc, vk2 mk4, magnesium, coq10, pqq, tmg, creatine, omega 3, molybdnem (sp) and just started vit d. quite a list i know.  I have high homocysteine (last checked it was 19, but is always high and i finally decided to do something about it) and very low vitamin d, 10. have been opposed to this supp in the past, but going to try it at 5k units a day. having a pth test on friday, which is suspect will be high. my homocysteine has come down to around 9 with 3 weeks of these supplements and expect it to go down further. i also started on estrogen/progesterone. I have osteoporosis too, so that is why the hormones.  anyway, i think all celiacs should have homocysteine checked and treated if needed (easy enough with b vit, tmg). homocysteine very bad thing to be high for a whole host of reasons. all the bad ones, heart attack , stroke, alzi, cancer..... one of the most annoying things about celiacs (and there are so many!) is the weight gain. i guess i stayed thin all those years being undiagnosed because i was under absorbing everything including calories. going gluten-free and the weight gain has been terrible, 30#, but i'm sure a lot more went into that (hip replacement - and years of hip pain leading to inactivity when i was previously very active, probably all related to celiacs, menopause) yada yada. i seemed to lose appetite control, like there was low glp, or leptin or whatever all those hormones are that tell you that you are full and to stop eating. my appetite is immense and i'm never full. i guess decades or more ( i think i have had celiacs since at least my teens - was hospitalized for abdominal pain and diarrhea for which spastic colon was eventually diagnosed and had many episodes of diarrhea/abdominal pain through my 20's. but that symptom seemed to go away and i related it to dairy much more so than gluten. Also my growth was stunted, i'm the only shorty in my family. anyway, decades of malabsorption and maldigestion led to constant hunger, at least thats my theory. then when i started absorbing normally, wham!! FAT!!!    
    • nanny marley
      Insomnia help

      By nanny marley · Posted

      Great advise there I agree with the aniexty part, and the aura migraine has I suffer both, I've also read some great books that have helped I'm going too look the one you mentioned up too thankyou for that, I find a camomile tea just a small one and a gentle wind down before bed has helped me too, I suffer from restless leg syndrome and nerve pain hence I don't always sleep well at the best of times , racing mind catches up I have decorated my whole house in one night in my mind before 🤣 diet changes mindset really help , although I have to say it never just disappears, I find once I came to terms with who I am I managed a lot better  , a misconception is for many to change , that means to heal but that's not always the case , understanding and finding your coping mechanisms are vital tools , it's more productive to find that because there is no failure then no pressure to become something else , it's ok to be sad it's ok to not sleep , it's ok to worry , just try to see it has a journey not a task 🤗
×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

NOTICE: This site places This site places cookies on your device (Cookie settings). on your device. Continued use is acceptance of our Terms of Use, and Privacy Policy.