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jerseyangel Proficient

Dear gawd... .... .. . ...try thrice-yearly. . .. . .......<_<

Be strong Em, be strong!! :P


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kareng Grand Master

Dear gawd... .... .. . ...try thrice-yearly. . .. . .......<_<

:unsure:

Perhaps you have to help your sick friend in Kansas? or Texas? or Portland? Maybe all three?

Darn210 Enthusiast

My son is having a World Cup party at his house.......

I'm having my house painted. They were suppose to start tomorrow . . . in fact they WILL start tomorrow but only with a partial crew. The rest wanted off because of the World Cup. Come noon, I lose even the few guys that showed up in the morning. B) It's all good . . . I got a pretty good deal so I'm flexible.

Korwyn Explorer

Last man standing! Wobbling is acceptable. :P

But they weeble and they wobble and they don't fall down! :)

Wait... . . ... . Korwyn has divulged that he does not follow football either... . .. . . . ..

Um... . . World Series of soccer?

.. .... . ...Triple Crown?

.. .. . . ... .Smackdown?

:rolleyes:

Isn't triple crown a whiskey? :) I like UFC/MMA, and baseball. Rugby is more interesting to me than football. But...since we don't have Cable or Satellite TV I don't watch much of any of them. :D

mushroom Proficient

:unsure:

Perhaps you have to help your sick friend in Kansas? or Texas? or Portland? Maybe all three?

Only if she drives and takes the car. Otherwise she has to guard it or gather up the broken bits.

kareng Grand Master

Only if she drives and takes the car. Otherwise she has to guard it or gather up the broken bits.

She drives the car to the airport. Takes all the keys with her. Or she could make a grand tour. Stop in Boston, Indiana, then KC, then Texas, then California, Portland, etc. I know I left a few out. She could pick us up as she goes. It could be the Psilly Grand Tour. B)

elye Community Regular

Only if she drives and takes the car. Otherwise she has to guard it or gather up the broken bits.

..... . ..and BONES. . ... ....:blink:

She drives the car to the airport. Takes all the keys with her. Or she could make a grand tour. Stop in Boston, Indiana, then KC, then Texas, then California, Portland, etc. I know I left a few out. She could pick us up as she goes. It could be the Psilly Grand Tour. B)

Okay, so I'm leaving here next Thursday night.. . .... . who's my first stop? POeter's closest.. ......then who?.. . Bevel?. . . . ..... . .Gonna go to CAA and have them make up a Psilly Travel Triptich, with all listed ETAs for each of you, so I can let you know ahead of time to be ready... . .. .I don't want to be back here until June 29th.

:lol:


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C'mon down Emily- Take the border crossing in VT (not sure which one; it's close to Isle la Motte). Follow 8 south to 93 South. Take a right on 128 then....oops. Can nae go on cuz I might have a stalker :P)

Or take 90 East all the way to Massachusetts. Take a right on 128. :lol:

You don't need no triptych (I love that word!)

kareng Grand Master

Okay, so I'm leaving here next Thursday night.. . .... . who's my first stop? POeter's closest.. ......then who?.. . Bevel?. . . . ..... . .Gonna go to CAA and have them make up a Psilly Travel Triptich, with all listed ETAs for each of you, so I can let you know ahead of time to be ready... . .. .I don't want to be back here until June 29th.

:lol:

Am stocking up on the wodka and wine! Will put in a special order for gluten-free donut holes!

jerseyangel Proficient

gluten-free donut holes!

<drool>

"triptich" :lol:

psawyer Proficient

Yes, I am the closest to Em. Find your way to the 416, follow it to the 401 and head west. Fastest way is to take the 404 north and then come east on 16th Avenue. Shorter, but slower, you can get off the 401 at Kennedy Rd and come north. Then, from here, the shortest distance to almost anywhere in the States is west. Lake Ontario kind of gets in the way. ;)

We have an overnight guest this evening. Depending on how he gets along with the other residents, he may be invited to stay longer. He is ten weeks old and pure black with short hair. If he stays, his name will be Bagheera. :)

Please keep that here and don't say anything on FB. :ph34r:

kareng Grand Master

Yes, I am the closest to Em. Find your way to the 416, follow it to the 401 and head west. Fastest way is to take the 404 north and then come east on 16th Avenue. Shorter, but slower, you can get off the 401 at Kennedy Rd and come north. Then, from here, the shortest distance to almost anywhere in the States is west. Lake Ontario kind of gets in the way. ;)

We have an overnight guest this evening. Depending on how he gets along with the other residents, he may be invited to stay longer. He is ten weeks old and pure black with short hair. If he stays, his name will be Bagheera. :)

Please keep that here and don't say anything on FB. :ph34r:

Great name for a black cat/leopard. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

We have an overnight guest this evening. Depending on how he gets along with the other residents, he may be invited to stay longer. He is ten weeks old and pure black with short hair. If he stays, his name will be Bagheera. :)

Love it!!!! Hope it goes well!!

Jestgar Rising Star

I want this Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master

I want this Open Original Shared Link

Me too! Cooper likes this one, too. Can you bring him here?

Jestgar Rising Star

We'll put him in the car when Emily comes by to pick me up.

kareng Grand Master

We'll put him in the car when Emily comes by to pick me up.

That's right. She'll have to pick me up first. He might as well join us.

Jestgar Rising Star

Closet purge has been accomplished. I went with the fairly conservative "If you haven't worn it in eight years, it goes" rule.

Korwyn Explorer

I want this Open Original Shared Link

I had a Maine Coone mix. 'Puffball'. He was a very long hair cat, and when he was a kitten he would curl up in the palm of my hand and tuck his nose under his tail, close his eyes, and he would look like a giant dandelion puff because his fur would stick out every which way. He grew up to be a 24# monster cat. :) He passed away about 7 years ago. He was also one of the most talkative cats I've every had, and he hated it when I would sing. He would get up on my chest, stare me in the eye and chirp at me. If I didn't stop after two or three chirps (he'd give me about 20 seconds or so) he would - very gently at first - bite me under the chin. He would continue to chirp and bite harder until I would stop singing. :D If I played my harmonica he would flip out and attack my feet, or one of the other cats. One time he ran out of the apartment and jumped off the balcony into a bush. Which scared me since I lived on the second floor! He was fine though.

His brother brought a live bat into the house (before the apartment) in the middle of the night, turned it lose, and turned the house into a madhouse with me chasing a crazed bat and three crazed cats around my house in my underwear at one in the morning with a broom handle! It wasn't until afterwards that I realized my kitchen window curtain was open and my kitchen window was only about 10 feet away from my neighbor's kitchen window. I spent the rest of the night waiting for the cops to show up, and the next week wondering if they were going to make some comment to me about it. Apparently either they weren't up - or they just decided they really, really, didn't want to get involved! :D :D

Jestgar Rising Star

a mix of :lol: :lol: :lol: and :wub: :wub: :wub: to that post :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

So Jess . . . you gettin' that kitteh? Inquiring minds want to know.

elye Community Regular

Jyesssss! GET. THAT. CAT.

OMG.. . . .....he is beeoootiful. :wub:

Closet purge has been accomplished. I went with the fairly conservative "If you haven't worn it in eight years, it goes" rule.

:lol: I am very like this, as well. I have dresses and skirts from when I had my first real job.... about, what.... . ..twenty-two years ago?. . .. ....Wonder if they'd still hold up... .. <_<

Korwyn's bat! :blink::lol:

We have good friends in Australia, and some years ago they sent us a pic of them standing somewhere (Ayers Rock? The Outback? Canna remember). . . . .....and they were each standing with one arm outstretched. Perched on their arms were two HUGE, black bats, hanging upside down, big black eyes, enormous snouts and wings tucked in. They were the size of Maine coons, I believe. These bats are around this area, quite gentle and tame... . . ...dear gawd.:unsure:

Shroomie, whot can you tell us about these incredible, somewhat repulsive creatures?

Good thing you do not live in this part of Australia, Korwyn. Methinks the neighboUrs would not have been hesitating to call the authorities..... . .....:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient

Well, we survived the night, and Bagheera is still here. :)

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Our two resident females are still out of sorts.

kareng Grand Master

Well, we sruvived the night, and Bagheera is still here. :)

Our two resident females are still out of sorts.

Love a black kitty! Hope he charms the other cats.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

MIL arrives next week for an eleven-day stay.

:huh:

:unsure:

Hmmmm. . . ..there just doesn't seem to be a bang-on emoticon to demonstrate feelings here. .. . . . ...

How 'bout this one..Open Original Shared Link

orOpen Original Shared Link

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orOpen Original Shared Link

:lol: :lol: I could go on all day!!

:unsure:

Perhaps you have to help your sick friend in Kansas? or Texas? or Portland? Maybe all three?

Come on over!! I have a basement full of cake....... :P

Am stocking up on the wodka and wine! Will put in a special order for gluten-free donut holes!

I'm already wodka stocked and I make amazing donut holes!!!

If he stays, his name will be Bagheera. :)

Love that name!!! Max wants 2 dogs so he can name them "Frog" and "Toad"

I had a Maine Coone mix.

I agree wif Jess :lol: :lol: :lol: and :wub: :wub: :wub:

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