The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[Darn210]

I saw a young woman who I swear was 3 plus And she didn't even know it Had on a simple dress with a swimsuit-type top where the bra cups become the strap around the neck. She had cleavage (of sorts ) but it was lying totally flat against her chest all the way down that you could see (and who knows how much further ) and did not fill out the cups at all. It was one of those moments when you just stand stock still and say "That is so wrong!" I was standing gaping long after she and her husband had passed.

Neroli!!! That was you staring at me??? Why didn't you stop me and say "hello"???

[mushroom]

Neroli!!! That was you staring at me??? Why didn't you stop me and say "hello"???

You left me speechless

[nikki-uk]

You left me speechless

Superb comeback Shroom!!!!!!!!!

[JNBunnie1]

I did chores today! Woohoo!!!

[kareng]

I did chores today! Woohoo!!!

Would take some really good happy pills to make me happy about chores.

[jerseyangel]

Welcome back to the land of the living, Bun!

I caught the creepin crud nasty cold that's been goin' around. Me throat is on phire.... This, of all weeks, too

[Darn210]

Would take some really good happy pills to make me happy about chores.

Ahhhhh . . . THAT'S what I need!!! I need drugs in order for me to do housework!!!

[Darn210]

You left me speechless

Yes, I do have that affect on people.

Em . . . love the new pooch pic.

[jerseyangel]

Em . . . love the new pooch pic.

Had to go back and look....they are so cute!!!

[kareng]

Had to go back and look....they are so cute!!!

Me too! How lovely - apricot & vanilla puppies.

[elye]

I caught the creepin crud nasty cold that's been goin' around. Me throat is on phire.... This, of all weeks, too

Crap, Paqtteigh.. . ... . ..stay well....! Zinc lozenges.. . . ......

Ahhhhh . . . THAT'S what I need!!! I need drugs in order for me to do housework!!!

Mother's Li'l Helper. . . . ... . ..

Me too! How lovely - apricot & vanilla puppies.

Mygawd. .. .. .....this pup is growing at a ridiculous rate... . .. . ...note the look of latent concern in Elsie's eyes as she glances his way... .. ..."What in hell is going ON with this little beast?? When will this stop??"

[Judyin Philly]

Ah Patti.......the crud got you on the worst week ever.

Hope yours doesn't last as long

Em handsome guys in the avatar

Bun glad your doing better

have the windows open and FINALLY a cool breeze coming in the windows Does make Judy sooooooo Happy

[JNBunnie1]

Welcome back to the land of the living, Bun!

I caught the creepin crud nasty cold that's been goin' around. Me throat is on phire.... This, of all weeks, too

Thanks! Mother's lil helper didn't hurt my happy state of mind at ALL, lemme tell ya! I actually ate a burger patty last night! First meat I've had in a week. Paid for it in pain during the night, but I sure feel better today.

Oh Patee! I'm sorry about your throat owwies! Honey lemon tea, Zand zinc lozenges, Vit C, and detox tea. Usually kicks my colds' butts.

[jerseyangel]

have the windows open and FINALLY a cool breeze coming in the windows Does make Judy sooooooo Happy

So glad that heat wave has broken!! That was a doozy

Thanks! Mother's lil helper didn't hurt my happy state of mind at ALL, lemme tell ya! I actually ate a burger patty last night! First meat I've had in a week. Paid for it in pain during the night, but I sure feel better today.

Oh Patee! I'm sorry about your throat owwies! Honey lemon tea, Zand zinc lozenges, Vit C, and detox tea. Usually kicks my colds' butts.

Sounds like yer turnin' a corner, Bun! I'll have to look for those Zand lozenges--I've never heard of those.

So it looks like we are signing all of the closing papers on Monday, having them notarized, and sending them back overnight express in time for the closing on Tuesday. Meanwhile on Tuesday, we are moving in! Together! All our stuff (that will comfortably phit) under one fooph!

Gotta start packing up my stuph here....will check in fer silly phrequently

[jerseyangel]

OMG!! I phorgot to tell youse guys the phunniest part of my whole cold--I have laryngitis!!! Can nae talk--at all! I can whisper, or croak, but that's it.

[kareng]

OMG!! I phorgot to tell youse guys the phunniest part of my whole cold--I have laryngitis!!! Can nae talk--at all! I can whisper, or croak, but that's it.

Well then, I expect with your frustration at not being able to speak, you will need to speak here with your keyboard!

[mushroom]

OMG!! I phorgot to tell youse guys the phunniest part of my whole cold--I have laryngitis!!! Can nae talk--at all! I can whisper, or croak, but that's it.

It's so hard to boss anyone around when all ye can do is whisper or croak The movers are safe

[jerseyangel]

It's so hard to boss anyone around when all ye can do is whisper or croak The movers are safe

The peeps here in my real life are experiencing unprecedented quiet

[Darn210]

The peeps here in my real life are experiencing unprecedented quiet

What??? Could you speak up???. . . Can nae hear you . . .

[nikki-uk]

The peeps here in my real life are experiencing unprecedented quiet

Put WHAT box WHERE???

Pheel bettah soon Pads

EM's dawg av is just ADorable!!!

...BTW, nekkid sundance didn't work (also in stage 3 meself)

[elye]

Things are quiet at Patheigh's place... . . . ...! man, would my family ever LOVE for me to catch that thing. .. . ..... Feel better, Pahght!

For those not regularly on Da Book, I feel compelled to share this bit of film that I posted over there.....'tis one of the phunniest clips I've seen in a long while.. . .....Talk about PSILLY:

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:lol:

[mushroom]

.Talk about PSILLY:

Now dat is truly psilly.

[kareng]

...BTW, nekkid sundance didn't work (also in stage 3 meself)

Perhaps it must be done by nubile young virgins?

(always wanted to use the word "nubile" )

Things are quiet at Patheigh's place... . . . ...! man, would my family ever LOVE for me to catch that thing. .. . ..... Feel better, Pahght!

For those not regularly on Da Book, I feel compelled to share this bit of film that I posted over there.....'tis one of the phunniest clips I've seen in a long while.. . .....Talk about PSILLY:

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:lol:

This I do not find funny. All of my Iowa farm cousins did this and I guess it lost its funny! Some kid even tried it for a Halloween costume. What I would like to see is someone use the hay baler that makes the huge round ones. Now that would be funny

[JNBunnie1]

Perhaps it must be done by nubile young virgins?

(always wanted to use the word "nubile" )

This I do not find funny. All of my Iowa farm cousins did this and I guess it lost its funny! Some kid even tried it for a Halloween costume. What I would like to see is someone use the hay baler that makes the huge round ones. Now that would be funny

MY first thought was 'OW'!!!

[jerseyangel]

For those not regularly on Da Book, I feel compelled to share this bit of film that I posted over there.....'tis one of the phunniest clips I've seen in a long while.. . .....Talk about PSILLY:

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:lol:

Tis very psilly!! He looks like a human shredded wheat