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jerseyangel Proficient

So I guess I am a slacker or I would have sent my kids to school with cherries jubilee for everyone in their class!

Ya beter get crackin'--whip up 30 or so servings and run it over. I phigure maybe in time fer their afternoon snack? :P


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Happy National Punctuation Day!

Hmmmmm . . . :D . . . !

When is "Happy Emoticon Day?"

elye Community Regular

NATIONAL PUNCTUATION DAY?

Hell!!!!!!! I, for one, know, without having to even think about it -- well, perhaps a little, no?? - - how to... . . .what.. . . ...mark?? celebrate??..... . .this fine holiday. It's simple, really; you must do this: spread pronunciation throughout yer discourse!!!!! I said, "spread it"!!!!

:rolleyes:

Came across this news item and just had to share!

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Hell. . .. . .....I think I'd fail there.. . . . . ..somehow... . .. ...

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So I guess I am a slacker or I would have sent my kids to school with cherries jubilee for everyone in their class!

Dressed up as Archie Andrews and Charlie Brown! :rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Ya beter get crackin'--whip up 30 or so servings and run it over. I phigure maybe in time fer their afternoon snack? :P

I'll go home at lunch time and git 'er done! :P

I said, "spread it"!!!!

Ummmm, Em said 'spread it!!!!!' :o:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

Ummmm, Em said 'spread it!!!!!' :o:lol::lol::lol:

She did!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

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I'd say they were off by a hair :lol::ph34r::P

Darn210 Enthusiast

I'd say they were off by a hair :lol::ph34r::P

ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!

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Jess's dating dilemma!!! .... ...now't to add - cannae even remember ever being single, much less the correct etiquette unsure.gif

Shroomie's had her implants!!! .....wiv brown trousers optional laugh.gif

Rachelle's hair! - Waaaay cool! cool.gif

OMG!! BILBO!!!! wub.gifwub.gif (I have a 'Bo bo'...aka Boris, aka 'Orange cat')

Happy National Punctuation Day!

Take a nap. It has been a long day.

I have and yes, I agree! wink.gif

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laugh.gif Ew!

Did me some boxing the other day and now my back has been in complete spasms for the last 24 hours. I tried to ignore it yesterday, but today I broke down and took some Valium (on an empty stomach :huh: ).

EEk!!

Body combat always gives me a bad back rolleyes.gif .....my full sympathies as I pulled a calf muscle last night (felt it 'pop'= ouch!)

Hope you get through the day and your back eases sad.gif

Apparently, it's also National Cherries Jubilee Day and Native American day.

Tomorrow is National Comic Book Day

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So I guess I am a slacker or I would have sent my kids to school with cherries jubilee for everyone in their class!

I knew that rolleyes.gif

Up and coming is the 'European day of languages' on the 26th September.

I shall be speaking mainly English that day.

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I'd say they were off by a hair :lol::ph34r::P

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

as I pulled a calf muscle last night (felt it 'pop'= ouch!)

Hope you get through the day and your back eases sad.gif

Ouch!!! You too!!

I shall be speaking mainly English that day.

You are such a rebel! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
You are such a rebel! :lol:

I know!!!...I'm also fluent wink.gif

kareng Grand Master

Up and coming is the 'European day of languages' on the 26th September.

I shall be speaking mainly English that day.

That's too bad!!!!! I only speak American!!!!!!

elye Community Regular

Up and coming is the 'European day of languages' on the 26th September.

Aha. I will have to be certain to speak in a language that day.

:huh:

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OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? :unsure:

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kareng Grand Master

OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? :unsure:

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we will pretend we didn't see that! It's the day before my birthday. We could celebrate my 39th birthday. (Don't ask how many years I have been 39)

elye Community Regular

we will pretend we didn't see that! It's the day before my birthday. We could celebrate my 39th birthday. (Don't ask how many years I have been 39)

39 metric, right? ;)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? :unsure:

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"a mother-in-law doesn't usually get the praise and appreciation she deserves"

-and there's usually a reason for that.... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

"a mother-in-law doesn't usually get the praise and appreciation she deserves"

-and there's usually a reason for that.... :rolleyes:

:P

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Forgive Me psillies, for it has been many many moons since I posted! I do not know where I have been- I swear! Well, hmmm....here are my excuses: round of antibiotics, the house we rent going up for sale, us looking at houses to buy (yes! Fina-freaking-ly), starting to teach 2 classes instead of one. But I have missed you all!

OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? :unsure:

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La la la la I can't heayou- la la lalalala!!!!!!! (say this isn't so- please)

we will pretend we didn't see that! It's the day before my birthday. We could celebrate my 39th birthday. (Don't ask how many years I have been 39)

Yes- please! I've been 39 since 2006 :D

"a mother-in-law doesn't usually get the praise and appreciation she deserves"

-and there's usually a reason for that.... :rolleyes:

Zactly!

How is everyone? What's new- good or bad? I'm so behind!

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi Bevvy!!! You are a sight fer sore eyes 'round here :D

How exciting that you're looking fer a house--so happy for you and Kurt! How are you feeling?

jerseyangel Proficient

Yes- please! I've been 39 since 2006 :D

And I'm not sayin' how many years I've been 39.... B)

kareng Grand Master

And I'm not sayin' how many years I've been 39.... B)

I think this is only the second year of being 39. I was 29 for many years before that. Hub started feeling like a child predator, so I have to increase to 39.

curlyfries Contributor

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Gaaawwwwd.....only in Indiana. <_<

Up and coming is the 'European day of languages' on the 26th September.

Don't you remember the signs I taught you? Surely you could get through a day using what I taught. :P

And I'm not sayin' how many years I've been 39.... B)

Me neither.

Actually, I have no problem telling the kids at school my age.....I take every opportunity to do so. It keeps the sexual harrassment by middleschoolers away. Noone wants to make lewd suggestions to someone old enought to be your grandma. ;)

Love the new do Ray-shell!

Going to a 'cancer sucks' party put on by a radio station.....just long enough to get the t-shirt :rolleyes:

.....and I am sooooo sore from Zumba. But I'll be going back for more :D

Hi Bev!!!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

It keeps the sexual harrassment by middleschoolers away.

Well, I guess you could take it as a compliment.... ;)

As far as your age, take the RealAge test online. My 'RealAge' is 24, so that's what I will start telling people! :P Shoot, once I passed 30, I cannae remember how old I actually am!

jerseyangel Proficient

As far as your age, take the RealAge test online. My 'RealAge' is 24, so that's what I will start telling people! :P Shoot, once I passed 30, I cannae remember how old I actually am!

I took that test last year, and it said my real age was 38.

Jestgar Rising Star

hmmm, it told me I need to eat more grains.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I just took it again-it's been more than a year.... Says I'm 24.7 and I need to get a dog and to spend more time on myself. I don't recall a question regarding my personal time and personally if I got a dog, I'd spend less time on myself than I do now!! :rolleyes:

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