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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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So I guess I am a slacker or I would have sent my kids to school with cherries jubilee for everyone in their class!

Ya beter get crackin'--whip up 30 or so servings and run it over. I phigure maybe in time fer their afternoon snack? :P

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Happy National Punctuation Day!

Hmmmmm . . . :D . . . !

When is "Happy Emoticon Day?"

elye Community Regular
elye
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NATIONAL PUNCTUATION DAY?

Hell!!!!!!! I, for one, know, without having to even think about it -- well, perhaps a little, no?? - - how to... . . .what.. . . ...mark?? celebrate??..... . .this fine holiday. It's simple, really; you must do this: spread pronunciation throughout yer discourse!!!!! I said, "spread it"!!!!

:rolleyes:

Came across this news item and just had to share!

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Hell. . .. . .....I think I'd fail there.. . . . . ..somehow... . .. ...

:lol:

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So I guess I am a slacker or I would have sent my kids to school with cherries jubilee for everyone in their class!

Dressed up as Archie Andrews and Charlie Brown! :rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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Ya beter get crackin'--whip up 30 or so servings and run it over. I phigure maybe in time fer their afternoon snack? :P

I'll go home at lunch time and git 'er done! :P

I said, "spread it"!!!!

Ummmm, Em said 'spread it!!!!!' :o:lol::lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Ummmm, Em said 'spread it!!!!!' :o:lol::lol::lol:

She did!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Came across this news item and just had to share!

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I'd say they were off by a hair :lol::ph34r::P

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I'd say they were off by a hair :lol::ph34r::P

ewwwwwwwwww!!!!!

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(emoticon exclamation point)

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Jess's dating dilemma!!! .... ...now't to add - cannae even remember ever being single, much less the correct etiquette unsure.gif

Shroomie's had her implants!!! .....wiv brown trousers optional laugh.gif

Rachelle's hair! - Waaaay cool! cool.gif

OMG!! BILBO!!!! wub.gifwub.gif (I have a 'Bo bo'...aka Boris, aka 'Orange cat')

Happy National Punctuation Day!

Take a nap. It has been a long day.

I have and yes, I agree! wink.gif

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laugh.gif Ew!

Did me some boxing the other day and now my back has been in complete spasms for the last 24 hours. I tried to ignore it yesterday, but today I broke down and took some Valium (on an empty stomach :huh: ).

EEk!!

Body combat always gives me a bad back rolleyes.gif .....my full sympathies as I pulled a calf muscle last night (felt it 'pop'= ouch!)

Hope you get through the day and your back eases sad.gif

Apparently, it's also National Cherries Jubilee Day and Native American day.

Tomorrow is National Comic Book Day

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So I guess I am a slacker or I would have sent my kids to school with cherries jubilee for everyone in their class!

I knew that rolleyes.gif

Up and coming is the 'European day of languages' on the 26th September.

I shall be speaking mainly English that day.

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celiac-mommy
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I'd say they were off by a hair :lol::ph34r::P

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

as I pulled a calf muscle last night (felt it 'pop'= ouch!)

Hope you get through the day and your back eases sad.gif

Ouch!!! You too!!

I shall be speaking mainly English that day.

You are such a rebel! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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You are such a rebel! :lol:

I know!!!...I'm also fluent wink.gif

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Up and coming is the 'European day of languages' on the 26th September.

I shall be speaking mainly English that day.

That's too bad!!!!! I only speak American!!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Up and coming is the 'European day of languages' on the 26th September.

Aha. I will have to be certain to speak in a language that day.

:huh:

:rolleyes:

OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? :unsure:

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kareng Grand Master
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OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? :unsure:

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we will pretend we didn't see that! It's the day before my birthday. We could celebrate my 39th birthday. (Don't ask how many years I have been 39)

elye Community Regular
elye
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we will pretend we didn't see that! It's the day before my birthday. We could celebrate my 39th birthday. (Don't ask how many years I have been 39)

39 metric, right? ;)

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celiac-mommy
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OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? :unsure:

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"a mother-in-law doesn't usually get the praise and appreciation she deserves"

-and there's usually a reason for that.... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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"a mother-in-law doesn't usually get the praise and appreciation she deserves"

-and there's usually a reason for that.... :rolleyes:

:P

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Mtndog
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Forgive Me psillies, for it has been many many moons since I posted! I do not know where I have been- I swear! Well, hmmm....here are my excuses: round of antibiotics, the house we rent going up for sale, us looking at houses to buy (yes! Fina-freaking-ly), starting to teach 2 classes instead of one. But I have missed you all!

OMG.. . . . do you all have ANY idea what the fourth Sunday in October is?? Dear gawd.....now I know about this...must I celebrate it? :unsure:

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La la la la I can't heayou- la la lalalala!!!!!!! (say this isn't so- please)

we will pretend we didn't see that! It's the day before my birthday. We could celebrate my 39th birthday. (Don't ask how many years I have been 39)

Yes- please! I've been 39 since 2006 :D

"a mother-in-law doesn't usually get the praise and appreciation she deserves"

-and there's usually a reason for that.... :rolleyes:

Zactly!

How is everyone? What's new- good or bad? I'm so behind!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Hi Bevvy!!! You are a sight fer sore eyes 'round here :D

How exciting that you're looking fer a house--so happy for you and Kurt! How are you feeling?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Yes- please! I've been 39 since 2006 :D

And I'm not sayin' how many years I've been 39.... B)

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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And I'm not sayin' how many years I've been 39.... B)

I think this is only the second year of being 39. I was 29 for many years before that. Hub started feeling like a child predator, so I have to increase to 39.

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curlyfries
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Came across this news item and just had to share!

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Gaaawwwwd.....only in Indiana. <_<

Up and coming is the 'European day of languages' on the 26th September.

Don't you remember the signs I taught you? Surely you could get through a day using what I taught. :P

And I'm not sayin' how many years I've been 39.... B)

Me neither.

Actually, I have no problem telling the kids at school my age.....I take every opportunity to do so. It keeps the sexual harrassment by middleschoolers away. Noone wants to make lewd suggestions to someone old enought to be your grandma. ;)

Love the new do Ray-shell!

Going to a 'cancer sucks' party put on by a radio station.....just long enough to get the t-shirt :rolleyes:

.....and I am sooooo sore from Zumba. But I'll be going back for more :D

Hi Bev!!!!

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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It keeps the sexual harrassment by middleschoolers away.

Well, I guess you could take it as a compliment.... ;)

As far as your age, take the RealAge test online. My 'RealAge' is 24, so that's what I will start telling people! :P Shoot, once I passed 30, I cannae remember how old I actually am!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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As far as your age, take the RealAge test online. My 'RealAge' is 24, so that's what I will start telling people! :P Shoot, once I passed 30, I cannae remember how old I actually am!

I took that test last year, and it said my real age was 38.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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hmmm, it told me I need to eat more grains.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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I just took it again-it's been more than a year.... Says I'm 24.7 and I need to get a dog and to spend more time on myself. I don't recall a question regarding my personal time and personally if I got a dog, I'd spend less time on myself than I do now!! :rolleyes:

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