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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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mushroom Proficient

Well pholks.....so much fer a brand new apartment :angry: :angry: :angry: The dryer isn't working right and we got home tonight and the fridge/freezer wasn't working. Had to toss some stuff and Mark took some to his office where there is a fridge. I'm mopping up the soggy mess now <_<

Not the only screw up, we phound out today either. They got some 'splanin to do....

Aw, Patteigh, that's too, too bad. :( Not goodenuff for that kind of stuph to be happening so soon. :angry: Hope you get them straightened out soon. When we moved in we had bought one of those front loader washers that heats its own water, and no matter what setting I put it on, the water always came out hot :blink: Later, phound out the plumber had hooked it up to the hot water pipe :lol: After ruining some good clothes :( - nothing wrong with the washer except it takes too long for this instant CA gal. :D


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GAH!

The bottom listing is now "My Kitchen".. . . ....!!!

WHOT IN HELL?

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????? HOW DOES THIS WORK??????

I see a reverse application for this "finder". My boys have gps to locate the phones but it only tells me approximately which house they are in. Using this technology from fb, it could tell me "in girls bed" " in garage beer fridge" "in basement playing video games cause they couldn't get any girls or beer"

I want this! But I don't want to find my (future) teenagers in bed with others...... Actually, THEY don't want me to find them in bed with someone!!! ;)

Tel (for the first time since dx ....oh 6 yrs ago) tried REAL porridge oats yesterday (not millet!)

They were verified gluten-free - grown AND milled seperately from any wheat source.

Less than 5 ppm.

Holy heck - NEVER have I seen such an extreme reaction

Oh No!!!!! I hope he's feeling better! How's yer calf, btw?

Ummmm . . . :unsure: . . . I think they are here . . . We have many many socks here that don't match anything.

I have some of them here, want me to FedEx them to you? :P

If she thinks I'm odd, what kinda person puts a pee jug on the Internet?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Tru Dat!!

I'm afraid if message her again, she will call the police, or FBI or who ever is in charge of international cyber stalking. Thank goodness this web site never erases any old posts. I can show them we were all in this together! Think we could be cell mates? :huh:

Can you seek her location on FB? Find out where she is this-very-moment?????

FaceBookInvestigations?

Creeeeeeeepy!!!

kareng Grand Master

Sorry Patti about the household appliance revolt! Most disturbing! I fixed my washer and am still so full of myself. I shall be over Monday between 9 & 4.

Believe we know where the interloping sock belongs. We believe it came home from a Scout campout with my boys stuff. However, it really seems in much too good of shape to be a smelly teenage Scout campout sock.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

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The whole Anglea's boyfriend's sock in FB(I?) places thing!!!!!!!!

So I think that FB Places is full of crap.... . . .. . .in fact, that errant black sock behind your couch, Kherrighnne, does NOT belong to Angela's boyfriend. He's got both of them! We can clearly see them, in Angela's hospital room. He must have been visiting her, and took his socks off to trim his nails.

This had me lnol - ING (laugh-NOT out-loud 'cos it's early & theyz all sleep) whilst EW-ING (toe-nails)

Btw...discovered with this open fire o' mine that IF you throw a nail (human) into the fire it sizzles. Just saying.

When we moved in we had bought one of those front loader washers that heats its own water, and no matter what setting I put it on, the water always came out hot :blink: Later, phound out the plumber had hooked it up to the hot water pipe

Well WIH Shroom?!?!

Front loaders are the norm here (*snortle*...that just sound dirrrty laugh.gif)

Pads!! Whot's occuring wiv yer electricals??? unsure.gif

Back laterz - double Sven with a side of Ibuprofen for the creaky bits wink.gif

elye Community Regular

Not the only screw up, we phound out today either. They got some 'splanin to do....

Paghteigh! This is crappy. :angry: And no big upcoming post phlipover, either... . . . ....wasn't there a time when some of us were getting phluid onslaughts that were mis-assigned? Must check out everyone's post count. .. . . .. ....

Actually, i will program this into FB Places, and have them do it for me....

:rolleyes:

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?????? HOW DOES THIS WORK??????

Man, I dunno, but I think we are coming to the conclusion that the FBI (good 'un, Jyesss, BTW), the CIA, the RCMP and Joint Task Force Two are watching us closely through our FB apps.... . . . . ..

Annnnnnnd.....something quite significant: Guess what the mandatory footwear of the patrolling RCMP Officer entails?

Saddle brown riding boots with...

BLACK SOCKS. :huh:

Now, what does THIS mean?????

:lol:

We believe it came home from a Scout campout with my boys stuff. However, it really seems in much too good of shape to be a smelly teenage Scout campout sock.

Hmmm. . . . . . ...... .. .curiouser and curiouser.

Baden Powell's original Boy Scout uniform was designed with the Royal Mounted Police garb very much in mind.. ... . . . . ....startlingly noticeable similarities. The Mounties keep their footwear in impeccable condition. You say that sock is in great shape, Kherrighnne?.. . . ...

And Angela is a Canadian. . . . . ..

Now, what does all THIS mean??. . . . .. .

Btw...discovered with this open fire o' mine that IF you throw a nail (human) into the fire it sizzles. Just saying.

GAH! :lol: :lol:

And Gnick's front-loaders :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient

I shall be over Monday between 9 & 4.

I'm holdin' ya to that! :D

kareng Grand Master

FaceBookInvestigations?

So I have a neighbor, who is always at home. Not friendly even tho one of my boys was friends with one of his. I heard that he works for the FBI. Some work that is done on the computer mainly. He wears black sports socks when he walks his dog past my house. Curiouser and curiouser.

Sorry Patti about the household appliance revolt! Most disturbing! I fixed my washer and am still so full of myself. I shall be over Monday between 9 & 4.

So I have a fee of $500 just to come to your house (airfare, care rental,etc). This only covers the initial visit. I will show up at 5, never calling to tell you I will be late. I will give you an estimate of repairs - labor and parts. I will then need a part that I haven't brought with me. Because its after 5, I will not be able to order the part on Monday. I will be back on Friday between 9 & 4. The part only costs $49 on every internet appliance site but I will charge $89. It will take me 10 minutes to fix and cost you another $189. (See? Just like a professional!)


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So I have a fee of $500 just to come to your house (airfare, care rental,etc). This only covers the initial visit. I will show up at 5, never calling to tell you I will be late. I will give you an estimate of repairs - labor and parts. I will then need a part that I haven't brought with me. Because its after 5, I will not be able to order the part on Monday. I will be back on Friday between 9 & 4. The part only costs $49 on every internet appliance site but I will charge $89. It will take me 10 minutes to fix and cost you another $189. (See? Just like a professional!)

:lol:

Man, that all sounds quite reasonable when compared to the repair blokes I've had o'er here.... . . . .

Jestgar Rising Star

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Man, that all sounds quite reasonable when compared to the repair blokes I've had o'er here.... . . . .

She forgot to add, that since it's after 5, you'll need to have a martini ready for her, and continually thereafter until she's ready to leave.

kareng Grand Master

She forgot to add, that since it's after 5, you'll need to have a martini ready for her, and continually thereafter until she's ready to leave.

Yeah! And with me bad back & knees, I'll probably hurt myself and have to stay and be waited on for days ( hmmm...waited on, Patti's Mac & cheese.....) maybe weeks. Will have to fix the washer first, as I require clean towels and clothes.

Jestgar Rising Star

Bo has to know what's in every closed room. He reached under the closet door and started dragging stuff out from underneath so he could check it out. :wub:

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celiac-mommy Collaborator

Bo has to know what's in every closed room. He reached under the closet door and started dragging stuff out from underneath so he could check it out. :wub:

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I want a kitteh!! Wahhhhhhhh!! :unsure:

kareng Grand Master

I want a kitteh!! Wahhhhhhhh!! :unsure:

I want this kitty!

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Bo has to know what's in every closed room. He reached under the closet door and started dragging stuff out from underneath so he could :wub:

Sounds reasonable.

He is rather gorgeous! ♥

jerseyangel Proficient

Karreighn--you come anytime :D All the mac and cheese and martinis you want!

Stop the presses.....Bo is about the cutest thing I've seen in a long time :wub: Jess, he reminds me so much of Allo--the white phace and hands and the long silver-grey fur. Enjoy him :D

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm not sure he's a 'Bo' though. I keep wanting to call him Tufte, 'cuz of the tufts between his toes.

mushroom Proficient

I'm not sure he's a 'Bo' though. I keep wanting to call him Tufte, 'cuz of the tufts between his toes.

Yep, he's most part Maine Coon! Those tufts are his snow shoes :D How much does he weigh? ?He's too gorgeous by the way. I love Maine Coon kittehs. And the one thing they hate is a closed door!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast

So I have a fee of $500 just to come to your house (airfare, care rental,etc). This only covers the initial visit. I will show up at 5, never calling to tell you I will be late. I will give you an estimate of repairs - labor and parts. I will then need a part that I haven't brought with me. Because its after 5, I will not be able to order the part on Monday. I will be back on Friday between 9 & 4. The part only costs $49 on every internet appliance site but I will charge $89. It will take me 10 minutes to fix and cost you another $189. (See? Just like a professional!)

:lol::lol: Holy Cr@p!!! . . . Kerrinn has obviously done this before. :lol::lol:

Jess, I heart your "tufted bow" kitty.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Been eating Nutella straight from the jar . . . that's not good . . . well, it is . . . but it's not.

elye Community Regular

Jyesssss! :wub: :wub: That is a beeeee-ooootiful kitten! And I love the name "Tuft(e)"... . . . ...comes trippingly off the tongue.... .

He must be a big boy, or will be with Maine coon in 'im.. . ...how old is he? Has he discovered the civckebs as yet? :unsure:

Jyaghnutt, those Nutella calories do NOT count in your daily quota if eaten by the spoonful whilst standing over or even by the sink. <_<

jerseyangel Proficient

Yep, he's most part Maine Coon! Those tufts are his snow shoes :D

I think so too--definitely some Maine Coon in there. "Snow shoes" :D

Been eating Nutella straight from the jar . . . that's not good . . . well, it is . . . but it's not.

:lol: :lol: :lol: Well, which is it??? :P

....as if I don't know.....must get me some of this delicious stuph...

BreezieDaye Newbie

Hi!

...that is all.

psawyer Proficient

Hi!

...that is all.

Hello and welcome. You have waited a long time since you joined before your first post, and then you made it here. We are a bunch of crazy pholks who are always glad to have new people join us. :)B)

mushroom Proficient

Hi!

...that is all.

That is sufficient. Hi! back.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Jyaghnutt, those Nutella calories do NOT count in your daily quota if eaten by the spoonful whilst standing over or even by the sink. <_<

*phew!* ... I was panicking then!

Stupid stuph is irresistable!! tongue.gif

Hi!

...that is all.

Oh hai! biggrin.gif

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