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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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So, the bread tastes really good but the middle 8 or so slices are a little dough-y in the middle. Would youse use them fer pannini? Or should I just toast 'em up good in the oven and make croutons?

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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roll them into little balls and shoot them at Karen when she comes to fix the washer.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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roll them into little balls and shoot them at Karen when she comes to fix the washer.

That's friendly! Did you have a bad day? :P

How is #1 kitty?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I ended up ditching the pannini idea--not in the mood anymore :P

I took all the gummy inner slices, cubed them up and made croutons and I'm making bread pudding wif the rest of the cubes. I did get several actual slices too.

Kahrreigne is saphe :D

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well, I have a voice this morning, but not any more thrilled to be up. Was gently chastised yesterday on the boat for not sitting with a certain group of friends in the morning :huh::blink: :blink:

So I'll be sure to leave early to be on the 6:20 boat sos I can sit with them.

Bo is still a lap baby

elye Community Regular
elye
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Well, I have a voice this morning, but not any more thrilled to be up. Was gently chastised yesterday on the boat for not sitting with a certain group of friends in the morning :huh::blink: :blink:

Whot in hell? Sounds like you've angered the kids in the schoolyard, Miss Jyessss.. . .. .. ... . .<_<

:rolleyes:

BreezieDaye Newbie
BreezieDaye
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G'Mornin', Breeeeezieh! And welcome. :) What a beautiful baby in your av. Is this your wee gem?

Yes, that is my baybay! She is very wee in that picture...she will be one whole year next month. *wwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!* Mom and I are trying to keep her gluten-free, too...

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curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Ooohhhh PeOterrrrr!!!!!!!

Why does Breezie's posts on here have a delay? The other day it said that her post had to be approved.

WIH????

Is it because she's a newbie? Is there a secret handshake or sumphin'?

:unsure:

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Ooohhhh PeOterrrrr!!!!!!!

Why does Breezie's posts on here have a delay? The other day it said that her post had to be approved.

WIH????

Is it because she's a newbie? Is there a secret handshake or sumphin'?

:unsure:

I just shook her hand :D T'is very secret, hush-hush, in fact you have to know the right people :P:rolleyes:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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Is it because she's a newbie? Is there a secret handshake or sumphin'?

If I tell you I have to kill you. ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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I just shook her hand :D T'is very secret, hush-hush, in fact you have to know the right people :P:rolleyes:

If I tell you I have to kill you. ;)

:lol: :lol:

(((looking around, whispering)))) Right, Oracle P. Gotta watch what you say, and to whom.. ........don't want the jig to be up.

Secret handshake.. .. ....yes, there is likely something in place. You must put your hand behind yer back and through the front o' your legs er sumphin'.. . . .... . :rolleyes:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Secret handshake.. .. ....yes, there is likely something in place. You must put your hand behind yer back and through the front o' your legs er sumphin'.. . . .... . :rolleyes:

Thank goodness that wasn't the one I had to learn! I wouldn't be here if I had to do a pretzel move!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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WooHOO!!! New class starts today!!

Sample spaces; basic axioms of probability; combinatorial probability; conditional probability and independence; binomial, Poisson, and normal distributions.

If I can't get into that one, I'll have to take this one:

Concepts of probability and statistics. Conditional probability, independence, random variables, distribution functions. Descriptive statistics, transformations, sampling errors, confidence intervals, least squares and maximum likelihood. Exploratory data analysis and interactive computing.
celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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WooHOO!!! New class starts today!!

If I can't get into that one, I'll have to take this one:

Totally go with the latter..... :blink:

:lol::lol:

Deeeeelemmmmmma pholks, must start planning now.....need help!!!!

Good friend is throwing her annual Halloween party this year. This party is the party of ALL parties and it is held in her 17,000 sqft house( :huh: ). They've taken the last 2 years off because she got married and then had a baby. The costumes are CRAAAAAAZY at this party. The last one, Jesse and I went as Dog the Bounty Hunter and I was the wife-Beth. (I must phind these pictures, they are heeeelarious). Anywhoo, I need some ideas for us..... anyone, anyone....

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Lady Gaga with her entourage. I'll be an entourage for you.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I guess the meat dress is out since yer vegan?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

wear this one:

lady-gaga-549-12.webp

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Testing, testing, am I back???

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Oh, I am! And that's an OLD picture!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Testing, testing, am I back???

Oh, I am! And that's an OLD picture!

She's BAAAAACCCCKKKKK!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Testing, testing, am I back???

Hi Carla--welcome back :D

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

wear this one:

lady-gaga-549-12.webp

They did this costume on Glee. They used clear balloons.

You could re- use your Star Wars costumes.

I saw a cute one once. One person was the San Fran golden Gate bridge. Toy cars. Water under with toy boats and trash that could have been recycled. The other was a recycling bin with recyclables.

Fisherman & fish

Hunter & deer - deer could be hunting the hunter

Light socket and an electrical plug ( guess which you would be :) )

Santa & an elf or reindeer

Bottle of scotch and soda, tequila and lime, etc

Cupcakes

I could go on & on. Are you looking for funny or sexy? Halloween themed or current events?

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
Posted

Thanks!! And WHERE did you find that picture of me with the bubbles and fishnets???

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Thanks!! And WHERE did you find that picture of me with the bubbles and fishnets???

FaceBook. You really shouldn't tag yourself y'know.

CarlaB Enthusiast
CarlaB
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Ohhhhh, I'll keep that in mind .... I think my husband tagged me .....

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