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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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kareng Grand Master

Ok. I'm putting all my Santas out. Most of them have tiny eyes. They are all about the luxuriant beard, furry type trims and fancy outfits.

Looky! Post 2500! My Gawd do I talk a lot!


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Darn210 Enthusiast

Looky! Post 2500! My Gawd do I talk a lot!

Holy Carp, Carrin!!! . . . and you haven't even been here a year!!! . . . the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Darn210 Enthusiast

Hey Kareighnne - I'm looking forward to tomorrows SaNTA.

Today's has beady eyes unsure.gif

:lol::lol::lol:

. . . making separate posts from separate quotes . . . can nae combine . . . otherwise, Kaireign will pass me by . . . methinks,sometime around next month.

Darn210 Enthusiast

In-laws are all gone . . . loads of food left . . . I'm trying desparately to eat it all before it goes bad. I don't think I'm gonna make it.

GFinDC Veteran

Holy Carp, Carrin!!! . . . and you haven't even been here a year!!! . . . the first step is admitting you have a problem.

Can''t we all help her out, and just admit it for her?

Crayon has a problerm, Crayon has a problerm, Crayon has a problerm, nah nah nah! ... pointy finger here @Crayon.

I do so luv to be helpful! :D

U snow that's Y they make salt water taffy for right Crayon? :D Here ya go, have a nice big piece.

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Now whut in blue blazes has M-lee made that she is callin' a sallmon snowman? Eh? Whut? Eh?

Mity brave of them Knuckian reprezentatives to allow a cat-house on the Parliment grounds. Don't them cats eat rats?!@#!

jerseyangel Proficient

Looky! Post 2500! My Gawd do I talk a lot!

Phollowing in me phootsteps :lol:

Any phluid mishaps?

kareng Grand Master

Phollowing in me phootsteps :lol:

Any phluid mishaps?

Mnn mhhhm chump humph hmmn. ( chewing taffy)

The iPad makes multi quotes difficult or impossible at times. Mmm mmhmmmhm....


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Phollowing in me phootsteps :lol:

Any phluid mishaps?

J and I were at a trade show for dogs this afternoon. Several of the phour-legged guests deposited bodily phluids in various places around the hall, including the booth we were staffing. A big success overall, though.

I'm sure the cleaners at the exhibition centRE would rather work the hall where the craft show was, instead of the ones where Woofstock was held. ;)

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BE used the "L" word last night. :)

He also said that when he was driving his folks home, his dad looked at him and said, "son, that woman loves you".

Seems like a family of smart men. :)

I gasped aloud when I read this, then there was a tear in my eye! :wub: :wub: :wub:

I'm glad y'all had a good holiday! I'm also VERY VERY glad to be home! Missed y'all! Thanks for keeping me company on da book, since that was my only lifeline for a week!!

I did make the BEST gluten-free, vegetarian stuffing in the crockpot...so I guess it was dressing then, wasn't it... Anyway, I ate a TON of it. Was pretty good with my eating thru the week and I came off the holiday down a POUND!!!!! SOOOOO excited! My holiday dress is looking good and comfortable right now! I might be able to take real breaths! :lol: :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

All righty dighty.

Woke up at 1, stayed in bed for an hour in case I was going to go back to sleep. Got up at two and made split peas soup using the squash soup base I had in the frig. Made turkey soup using the stock in the frig that I made yesterday. Finished my homework. Put some laundry in the washer, loaded the dishwasher, had a bowl of each of my soups :ph34r: :ph34r: (I had to test them....) and now gonna run out and feed the chickens before walking the mile or so (as far as I get) until the bus comes. Hell week for the theater starts tonight so it's gonna be a frickin' long day...

jerseyangel Proficient

it's gonna be a frickin' long day...

Good gawd--ya think ?? :o:lol:

Make sure ya have some coffee handy about 3 PM cause you may need it ;)

elye Community Regular

. . . I'm trying desparately to eat it all before it goes bad.

At least it ain't SALLMON!! <_<:rolleyes:

Mity brave of them Knuckian reprezentatives to allow a cat-house on the Parliment grounds. Don't them cats eat rats?!@#!

Gah! :lol:

Knuckian :lol:

J and I were at a trade show for dogs this afternoon. Several of the phour-legged guests deposited bodily phluids in various places around the hall, including the booth we were staffing. A big success overall, though.

Fecal matter and running urine everywhere, but t'was a big success. . . ..... :blink::rolleyes:

Hell week for the theater starts tonight so it's gonna be a frickin' long day...

Mygwd, it already HAS been a long day for you, Jyessss. . .. . ...started at one am! Yes, coffee mid-afternoon...

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All righty dighty.

Woke up at 1, stayed in bed for an hour in case I was going to go back to sleep. Got up at two and made split peas soup using the squash soup base I had in the frig. Made turkey soup using the stock in the frig that I made yesterday. Finished my homework. Put some laundry in the washer, loaded the dishwasher, had a bowl of each of my soups :ph34r: :ph34r: (I had to test them....) and now gonna run out and feed the chickens before walking the mile or so (as far as I get) until the bus comes. Hell week for the theater starts tonight so it's gonna be a frickin' long day...

Hmmmm, I stayed up till 1 shopping cyber-Monday deals...... You win :P

elye Community Regular

GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient

Oh Em, Sophie is such a beautiful young woman. Tis bittersweet, I know.

kareng Grand Master

GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

One of mine, too. I had a baby boy, where did he go? That big creature in my house must have eaten him!

Jestgar Rising Star

GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

LIKE LIKE LIKE

elye Community Regular

Kherrighnne! Now, THIS Santa is much more approachable... . . rather Leprechaunian, yes? An Irish Santa, methinks.. .. . . . ...B)

kareng Grand Master

Kherrighnne! Now, THIS Santa is much more approachable... . . rather Leprechaunian, yes? An Irish Santa, methinks.. .. . . . ...B)

Yes, he is holding a pot of gold. The previous Santa ( with beady eyes) is one of the more expensive china doll type.

GFinDC Veteran

Mnn mhhhm chump humph hmmn. ( chewing taffy)

Mmm mmhmmmhm....

Oh, I just knu that Crayon wood have some smartie-pants reply!

J and I were at a trade show for dogs this afternoon. Several of the phour-legged guests deposited bodily phluids in various places around the hall, including the booth we were staffing. A big success overall, though.

I'm sure the cleaners at the exhibition centRE would rather work the hall where the craft show was, instead of the ones where Woofstock was held. ;)

Eww, a little anyway. Muffin the cat-head sometimes barfs up her food, and always seems to prefer to do that within a few feet of me. At least I know where it is to clean it up.

GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

Sophie is running a marathon? I see she has her baton in hand! :D

elye Community Regular

Sophie is running a marathon? I see she has her baton in hand! :D

Man, running a marathon. . . . . 'tis excatly what it feels like, at times. Grade twelve is exhausting and fraught with hurdles... .. . . . Logarithms, King Lear and macroeconomic markets... ....:blink: Whot in hell?

Think I'd manage twenty-six miles long before I could pull off what she is sloggin' through.... . . . .

<_<

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GAAAH! Lookit what's happening this year!!. . . . . . ..

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OMG. . .. . canna believe it. . . . .. ....she's just too young, too niave... . .... too little... .!! :blink:

:rolleyes:

Soooo Beautiful! This is phabulous! Bittersweet for sure ;)

I had to tell Jesse at dinner last night how much I spent online the night before :rolleyes: I had the packages sent to his work cuz it's in Oregon so I don't have to pay for sales tax. Told him he'd be getting a package from Victoria's Secret to sedate him a bit (didn't tell him there was no lingerie.... And I bought another pair of boots :unsure: I am in so much trouble!!! :ph34r: )

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But look at em!!!!! :wub::wub::wub:

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And I'm not a sketchers fan!

jerseyangel Proficient

I couldn't view yer boots Rash. I have a pair of Sketchers wedge heeled sandals in black--very cute B)

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