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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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We're gonna haff ta find us some silly foke to start postin on this thread...

There are so many who have drifted away. Alex, Amanda, Lisa B, Laura, Suzie, Sarah, Rachel G, Richard (the founder), Bev, Judy, Julie M, Julie A, others whom I have forgotton to mention. To all of you, please come back and touch base with us. We are still here for you. :wub:

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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Yes, yes, yes!!! I particularly need some very psilly silliness :rolleyes:

By the way, we gots running water :D (but still have to boil) and we gots mail (bills :( )

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Yes, yes, yes!!! I particularly need some very psilly silliness :rolleyes:

By the way, we gots running water :D (but still have to boil) and we gots mail (bills :( )

They expect you to pay those things come hail, snow, flood or earthquakes.

I have tried several times to collar and leash some new Psillies and drag them over. Maybe that's the wrong way to get them here? It works with stray dogs!

GFinDC Veteran
GFinDC
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Oh, its all just the horribleness of life. You know, sometimes the stamps don't stick on the envelopes right, and the birds don't just sing beyootiful tunes but they also poopeth on your head, or right in your eye, and then the tax season on the calendar always seems to come around right after it finally warms up. They could at least make us pay taxes in the winter when we are already miserables and sunshine deprived. And then the wine box runs out on Friday night, and whutz a person to do with all theze problems?

Oh, the spillies are gettin fuel and far buttween. Tharz jest two muck negatory stuf in the wurld snooze these daze. And then even Shroomster gets billz delivered in the midzt of a little tiny volcanic quake zone with nothing but bad water to warsh in. Geez!

And then the qween proclaims milk pfludz for everyone and Carun sends her sons robots to annihilate the other kidz, and Mocha the bunny croaks the big one, and iz made into a neckluz and earingz, Muffin the cat-head lets a mouse loose in the house, Lowass gives the doctur a bunch of testz tu doo, BE makes an appearunce at Gar's house, and Peopter feeds the critters over the weekend, and LiveLoveTiwlight peakz in on us at night, kinda scary, and Curly-Lezzur admitz to being a bone-lover since a leetle gurl.

And itz Friday so whoopee! :D

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Hey you, Gee Eff, we are both on Friday at the same time :blink: How can that be? They must've twigged the calendar a little bit or the moon has shifted on its acksis or we have moved more than the half meter they sez we did. Whatever, we is aligned momentarily and I luv your wackiness and you iz making me laff :lol: Thankx :D

How would you like to havva the two tax sezuns with the too different times and the too different sets of rulz and the nitemears that go on all year and then they tellz you that becuzza the exchange rate, you did not losa da munny, you akshully gaineda the munny, and then you have to pay more munny becuzza dat gain, which is munny that you have already lost and which you don't have becuz you just alosta it?? And wiv dat it really duzzn't matta what tima the year it is cuz you just teara out da hare and go GAAAaaahHH. :blink::wacko:

So now it's not just glooten from my sham - pooh that I have to wurry about gettin' in me mouf, but all de bugs and s$#&zeroos and all de uvver hidyus phings phloating around innit,and I is so glad I don't have to rub de stix togevver to make flaim to boil de water to make it psafe. :P Not to menshun phinding de stix :unsure: So whooppee rite back atcher.

elye Community Regular
elye
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There are so many who have drifted away. Alex, Amanda, Lisa B, Laura, Suzie, Sarah, Rachel G, Richard (the founder), Bev, Judy, Julie M, Julie A, others whom I have forgotton to mention.

I know, I know... . . . .. . I think about past Psillies often. . .. .. :(.. . . ..don't forget Ptaoughmghmnuss. . . ...hope all are well, and jeez, it would be terrific to see them again!

I have tried several times to collar and leash some new Psillies and drag them over. Maybe that's the wrong way to get them here? It works with stray dogs!

In the early pages when a lull would descend, I would venture out onto other threads and perform energetic song-and-dances, proclaiming our heelarryus presence over here... . . .. ....but then I was likely courting with an official warning status at times.. . . . . . ..was warned about getting a warning, methinks.. . . . . :ph34r: . . . . . .....

But hey....now I am Kween... . . nobody's gonna warn a monarch, are they??

Let's send the jester out... . . . . ..

And then the qween proclaims milk pfludz for everyone and Carun sends her sons robots to annihilate the other kidz, and Mocha the bunny croaks the big one, and iz made into a neckluz and earingz, Muffin the cat-head lets a mouse loose in the house, Lowass gives the doctur a bunch of testz tu doo, BE makes an appearunce at Gar's house, and Peopter feeds the critters over the weekend, and LiveLoveTiwlight peakz in on us at night, kinda scary, and Curly-Lezzur admitz to being a bone-lover since a leetle gurl.

:lol:

Jeee-Eff, you is vying for the Best Re-capper Title, to be wrested from Leeeesargh's grip.. . . . . . ...

HEY!!!!!! Look what's starting tomorrow @ 10 am:

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There is a field of 63 mushers, and Michelle is docketed at #39. Hopefully her big, strong dogs are well-rested and ready. . . . ....

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Gee Eff, the robot seems to be only interested in annhilating inflatable pool toys. However, the boys are playing lacrosse and enjoy hitting others with the sticks. Funny to go to a game and hear moms screaming " Hit him, Jimmy!". It goes against the Mom Code.

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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My silliness consists of knowing that school ends in a week. :D :D :D ....and then two weeks later starts again, but whatever.

I wants ter lie on a beach and have a lovely cabana boy bring me mai tais. Guess I'll settle for a hot tub in the rain.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

My silliness consists of knowing that school ends in a week. :D :D :D ....and then two weeks later starts again, but whatever.

I wants ter lie on a beach and have a lovely cabana boy bring me mai tais. Guess I'll settle for a hot tub in the rain.

Maybe a lovely boy to bring you Mai Tais in the tub?

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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In the early pages when a lull would descend, I would venture out onto other threads and perform energetic song-and-dances, proclaiming our heelarryus presence over here... . . .. ....but then I was likely courting with an official warning status at times.. . . . . . ..was warned about getting a warning, methinks.. . . . . :ph34r: . . . . . .....

What sort of dancing gets you warned? :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

What sort of dancing gets you warned? :ph34r:

You missed Em's topless dancing through the threads??? :o :o Twas quite a spectacle! :P

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Hi Dear Psillies,

I went to the oncologist yesterday and it seems I have Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia. The good news is that it' the slowest progressing of cancers. Will fnd out what stage I'm in in two weeks.

Love,

Loey

.S. If I don't get disability at this point I'll have to cut off a limb!

So... to add something psilly to this post for !@#$% and giggles:

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Hi Dear Psillies,

I went to the oncologist yesterday and it seems I have Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia. The good news is that it' the slowest progressing of cancers. Will fnd out what stage I'm in in two weeks.

Love,

Loey

Low! :o How scary!. Hang with us as you figure out what's going on so's we can keep ya's entertained.

elye Community Regular
elye
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I wants ter lie on a beach and have a lovely cabana boy bring me mai tais. Guess I'll settle for a hot tub in the rain.

Maybe a lovely boy to bring you Mai Tais in the tub?

hey, like I said, perhaps BE has plans to bring you a big, 9x13 cake... . . . . ..

You missed Em's topless dancing through the threads??? :o :o Twas quite a spectacle! :P

Dear gawd, do not remind me.....I'm telling ya, what some of us will do to get people's attention, and then get them over here.. . . . .'twas deeply humiliating, undignified and somehow violating..... . . . ...but I had to do it for Psillyville.....

Hi Dear Psillies,

I went to the oncologist yesterday and it seems I have Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia. The good news is that it' the slowest progressing of cancers. Will fnd out what stage I'm in in two weeks.

Loweeee! I am so sorry to hear this. . . . . .:(:wub:.. . .I'm sending lots of white, healing light your way, and rest easy, I will NOT be topless... . ..

One of my close friends has a brother who was diagnosed with this about twelve years ago. He is still healthy and strong, approaching retirement but no desire nor need to do so..... . . . ..

Love and big hugs!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Hi Dear Psillies,

I went to the oncologist yesterday and it seems I have Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia. The good news is that it' the slowest progressing of cancers. Will fnd out what stage I'm in in two weeks.

Love,

Loey

Oh no Lo! What is with the docs that think its OK to wait 2 f%&%&ing long weeks?

Well, Psillies, we must step up the psilliness to keep LO's spirits up!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Oh Lough--I am so sorry :( Sending many positive thoughts your way--hope we can make you smile a little bit :)

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celiac-mommy
Posted

Hi Dear Psillies,

I went to the oncologist yesterday and it seems I have Chronic Lymphocytic Leukemia. The good news is that it' the slowest progressing of cancers. Will fnd out what stage I'm in in two weeks.

Soooo sorry lady! My prayer are headin' yer way! Keep us posted!!!

Gee Eff, the robot seems to be only interested in annhilating inflatable pool toys. However, the boys are playing lacrosse and enjoy hitting others with the sticks. Funny to go to a game and hear moms screaming " Hit him, Jimmy!". It goes against the Mom Code.

Madeleine got Lacrosse info yesterday. She put it on the kitchen table... I'm afraid to ask her if she wants to play :unsure: I hafta say, though, as docile as I was in high school (yeah, hard to believe :P ), field hockey was my game! I beat the CRAP out of guys bigger than me. It was GREAT!!!

I wants ter lie on a beach and have a lovely cabana boy bring me mai tais. Guess I'll settle for a hot tub in the rain.

I'll take pictures of that for ya next week ;)

The stages of grief are moving thru the house. Maddie is still crying off and on, but she's more mad than sad right now. We have a new baby on the way. He/she is only 4 weeks old right now so we will pick him/her up the first weekend of April if they're ready. Reputable breeder, amazing woman. I'll post some pictures when I know which one will be ours. I am letting her pick out the baby for us. She hand raises them, so I told her what we are looking for and I want her to pick the best fit. I think everyone will be ready by then.

-Maybe Max will stop singing 'Dead Bunny' songs by then...... :rolleyes:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

We have a new baby on the way. He/she is only 4 weeks old right now so we will pick him/her up the first weekend of April if they're ready.

:D :D :D

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

Hi Dearest Psillies,

This is the first place I turned after I saw the doctor. She has a really nice bedside manner so that's good. Thank you all for the love and support. It didn't really freak me out. Klark was more upset. I guess it's the research I did and how slowly it progresses. I'm sure if she finds out anything prior to my 2 week visit she'll call me in.

So, how did you like Jan Terry and I don't want to lose you tonight?

Love to you all,

Loey wub.gifwub.gif

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Loey, I was so sorry to hear about your diagnosis, but love your positive attitude. Attitude can conquer all :)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Loey, I was so sorry to hear about your diagnosis, but love your positive attitude. Attitude can conquer all :)

So true.. .. . . . ...Low, your approach and outlook are admirable....... . ...you're my hero! :);)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Low, your approach and outlook are admirable....... . ...you're my hero! :);)

Mine too!!! :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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The picture was taken literally 3 blocks from where I live--(Rte 23)

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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The picture was taken literally 3 blocks from where I live--(Rte 23)

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Can you pick M up at the airport? He is on his way to campfire cook and live with the bears!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Can you pick M up at the airport? He is on his way to campfire cook and live with the bears!

:lol: I'm on my way!

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